>put men in chairs in random spaces so that the world does not feel empty
>people think this has a deep meaning
BRAVO fromsoftware
>put men in chairs in random spaces so that the world does not feel empty. >people think this has a deep meaning
>put men in chairs in random spaces so that the world does not feel empty
>people think this has a deep meaning
BRAVO fromsoftware
>be OP
>be a troony
>complain
BRAVO OP homosexual
Erm, chuddy? We don't tolerate transphobic posts in Ganker - troons and e-celebs
okay but can i say the Black person word?
Chairzibart
>discordtroony tendies still seething 2 years later
>ERchads in thread just mock them and talks about food temps
kino
>Mass quote seething rage post
>Act like you're anything but a seething homosexual
I'd rather devs create stuff that prods imagination and allows room to fill in the blanks than to be preached at by the mentally ill homosexuals
Its explained in the game that magic dudes eventually become too weak to walk so they just have to sit around instead. Its why the magic queen and her wenches are always crawling. Its not meant to be deep, I dont know why theyre ghosts in the chairs though
I thought they were crawling because there were reborn by her, and becoming reborn leads to defects
This is completely moronic and wrong please shut the frick up
Those aren't albinarics in chairs. The albinaurics legs fail them because they are artificial life. Same with the children in Rennalas room, they are artificially born
You’re right but there are albinarics which are more evolved than others. Such as the tall ones with wolves as companions or the ones riding ants in Nokron and nokstella.
There's only two version: 1st gens are mostly humanish but their legs have given out (includes the wolf-riding lady archers)
2nd gen is these goofy dudes.
I see makes sense
Those aren't albinaurics in the underground cities you mongoloid. You have misunderstood so much about the game it's insane.
K you could have just enlightened me instead of being a homosexual. Are the mimics not precursors to what would become albinirics?
mimics are completly diffirent thing and that moron comes to every thread shitting up lroe discussions with hsi moronic heacannon. Now he's telling you that Nox's are fricking albinirics
The Silver Tear mimics are basically the Nox trying to make an artificial Tarnished to usurp the Elden Ring. There's an entire cut npc who was gonna be the Mimic you encounter who would've expanded on a lot of Nox and the mimics, but she was cut. Hopefully, they bring her back in the DLC since the undergound could honestly use more content, but I'm holding my breath.
Best girl btw
would it be gay or incest or narcissism to have sex with asimimi in his perfect form?
I'm 50% sure she'd just assume Marika's form at the end and pretend to be her for you.
yeach, to support it, you can encounter various types of mimics, from basic using lightning or creating single weapon, to more advanced being able to create and sustain multiple, with perfected ones that morphs into humanoids
it also fits to have liquid metal mimics when nox also uses that swordwhips
Aren't they usually near an artist's shack? So they're probably dead artists. Also 1 of them still had a dog by his side which didn't attack you.
>The dog still lays by its masters side despite the master being dead
Frick man, that just makes me sad
It took four posts for there to be a non-schizo reply. Ganker is healing.
I'm just here to balance out the discord propagandists
>Aren't they usually near an artist's shack?
They can be near artist shacks, and they can also be in the middle of nowhere. There are completely random circles of them in otherwise empty and insignificant locations.
The circles of dydes sitting are weird, but I think it's just to give places a sense of mystery.
Like how Bloodborne is full of tombs and shit.
>but I think it's just to give places a sense of mystery.
Probably, doesn't work though since they're recycled so often.
Do you enjoy getting outraged at the most moronic shit imaginable?
I think they're just dudes that liked sitting in chairs while in nature, theres no deeper meaning implied at all
It would make more sense for it to be a lawnchair in that case
Aren't those just those artificial beings?
>he doesn't meditate in a chair in a random field/cliff side as his death approaches knowing he is in a land where death is broken
it's GRRM working on Winds of Winter
35D I'd say, what a novel little questionnaire (:
why are you following a guy called zionism
just cuz u can't comrepehdnable the situational understand in to they of those that spoked to the point in understandable them and then comprehend what their said to them and until then dont spoke
I never fell for the bean israelite
>driving force of western civilization and manifest destiny
>jew
you mean tea?
Greeks and romans have not consumed any form of caffeine
>manifest destiny
>tea
>greek and roman
This, I remember playing Shadow of the Colussus for the first time and just admiring the mystery of the game and map but not thinking too much of it.
This seems to be a uniquely zoomer thing. I'm not sure why, maybe being used to having access to unparalleled information makes it harder for them to accept the unknown and let a mystery lie. Hence the spate of "x EXPLAINED" videos for every new FOTM horror game
If you don't have that "zoomer" mindset the souls games don't have any narrative to speak of. Player driven story-telling is great game design and an intentional feature of the souls games. Not saying the lore is any good though.
What the frick? 99% of the "I NEED ANSWERS" autists are millenial cucks
Why is it that zoomers uniquely also get so butthurt and go "NO ITS THE MILLENNIALS WHO DO THAT NO ITS THE GEN ALPHA WHO DO THAT" when their cringey generational traits are pointed out to them?
Nah, while it's true millennials pioneered the Video Essay, gen Z pioneered the Video Essay (12:35:22).
12 hour essay is based beyond recognition and is the sort of autism Ganker used to boast before normalgays came here to post Chad memes and whine about AAA games
>12 hour essay is based
ok buddy whatever helps you sleep at night (besides an essay on in the background of course)
I'm sorry the truth hurts.
Some people actually like video games and want to discuss them, and not just seethe all day about tertiary social media drama.
buddy if you actually think your gay video essays are profound or meaningful in the slightest, and not just circlejerk sessions for midwits who are stuck in arrested development overanalyzing children's toys because they're afraid of getting owned when trying to discuss actual adult entertainment like film or literature, then i have some very bad news for you. thankfully you're most likely 16 at most so i'm confident you'll grow out of this unwarranted self-importance soon
>list of seething insults
Concession accepted, back to your Cawwaduty also didn't read
finish your homework little fella
>another seething insult
Sorry, I know the truth hurts
You'll have to come to terms with your normalcy
why are you so insistent on this solipsism of being a special boy whose thoughts have never been conceived before in the thousands of years of philosophy and not confronting the reality that you're a very unoriginal and not really intelligent person
You just keep giving me a bunch of pretense that I never claimed and then act like me not aggressively defending the position you made for me is solipsism?
Sorry bud, when you're done screaming about my hypothetical age or intelligence let me know.
>why are you so insistent
You reply
I reply back
You act like me replying is bad
Kafka-esque
i attack those things because it's very clear it's what gets you worked up. because again, you're a young midwit who in lieu of any other skills or talents want to appear "smart" to internet strangers. and that is a very sad mindset my friend, and i hope you will soon outgrow it. 🙂
>you're worked up
Now we're at that pointless part of the conversation where you insist over and over that I'm upset and keep plugging in insults for no reason
I'm sorry you're threatened by people who like video games and want to talk about them, if you'd like to seethe about other shit then >>>>
buddy, you're just not smart. instead of analyzing literature or film like i said, you are trying to do this meta-argument shit about how much you know about Ganker debate. you cannot apply any of your skillset to an adult subject because you know you are outclassed. feel free to prove me wrong.
>analyze a movie RIGHT NOW
LMAO what is this insanity I never claimed ANYTHING other than long form essays being based autism
You are a buffoon. You overplayed your hand. You reached too far, and now it's just coming off as really fricking silly
ahahahhahaha "overplaying my hand"
its late at night and youre shitposting on a video game forums on 4 chins. get off your high horse you stupid Black person. go read a book or do something more productive.
No, they're not like that. They're 12 hour essays that rehash basic plot points, make meandering toothless analysis, speculate baselessly, and present any small piece of subtlety as some bombshell easter egg the essayist is breaking the news about.
These essays are not the product of the type of autism that produces Tails Gets Trolled, Sonichu, or Pannenkoek videos. Rather, they're the product of whatever ailment makes zoomers think the best way to enjoy media is "played continuously in the background on a second monitor."
Ganker is full of hispanics now who believe in "gameplay" (button-mashing) above all else.
No wonder Dragons Dogma is so popular
wut games do you play anon? course you wont answer it
Toribash
Fistful of Frags
Rimworld
Just beat System Shock again
Installed the Suffering and plan to play it soon
🙂
can you tell me about shodan's transness. im sure one of your essays covers it
Aren't you the guy that was just seething about maturity for ten posts?
I'll stick to elden ring and dragons dogma.
Please do, if that's fun for you.
cringe lol
:^)
looks like you've overplayed your hand son
oh they are. elden ring is probably the greatest game I ever played. truly surreal what a phenomenon game it is.
That's great, it's always a great feeling when you find a game that clicks. The other edge of rhe sword being that once its over it can leave a gaping hole...
(You)
the other edge of the sword.... is that...... it may leave...... a gaping hole....
I've never made someone this mad before.
and the other edge of the sword, is that holding on to anger... is like drinking poison....
and expecting the other person to die.
Damn, are you doing a literary analysis right now?
no.... its a video essay about.... the emotional feeling... of things ending...
nah. I'm still able to enjoy many things in life. I find that the secret is to not be attached to it as if its part of your being. if no new games were to ever be released or if I were to never play another game again, I'll be okay. at least I got to experience fromsoft souls games. AC6 is also quite good.
It's not really as emotional as it sounds I guess, just sort of a temporary feeling of something ending.
nothing lasts forever. and thats okay. plus many other games were released since elden ring which I enjoyed quite a lot. have countless hours in MH:rise (ps5) wo long street fighter 6 and I have like a dragon infinite wealth ready to go for tomorrow morning.
Based enjoyer
Cringe hate deployer
this hate deployer.... BROKE ME.
2:03:57
687k views
so you get 1 (you) and he gets 687000 (you)s?
the DARK SECRET behind the (You) economy
1:27:16
1.2 million views
I'd watch it
1.2 mil +1
We Need To Talk About The Hate Deployer...
What sort of response are you expecting from me?
The Hate Deployer Iceberg EXPLAINED
>iceberg
>berg
Oy vey
these are the type of gays who talk shit about elden ring. every time.
Filtered?
yea shit "indie" games will never cease to filter me.
I never brought up ER
So you like playing with yourself
how kafkaesque dude
Have you ever read Kafka?
no i watched a video essay about him though
fun is a buzzword homosexual
the more buttons i have to press the better
>2011
it's the exact same strain of subhuman that felt the need to add stories, fan fictions and explanations to SCP stuff back in the day.
So fricking millenials? You homosexuals made that shit
based, i miss the old demon souls threads pre-vaati and lore israelitetubers
This is pretty tame compared to the anime autists that used to lurk here
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Would be my choice as well.
That's what I like in From games, weird stuff laying around whose explnation is left open to your own imagination. If I wanted some garbage story written by japs I'd just play a jrpg ( I never play jrpgs).
ZANZIBART... FORGIVE ME
lets hope the dlc stop doing this shit
Of course they wont.
>Zanzibart
isn't the own you think it is. The truth is Miyahacki and GRRM don't give a shit and Elden Ring is just as no-nonsense gameplay centric as all of Froms games. The story is a literal afterthought and it never has and never will matter if its well written or not.
>The story is a literal afterthought and it never has and never will matter if its well written or not.
You can say that but they still put a lot of effort and details in the world/story
Sure.
>Forgive them father
Even God uses it in his main book it just works
Lobo is right there, she's saying goodbye to the wolf. It's not a deep lore. The wolf is right there beside her.
regret is a common theme with death
kek and fromsoftrannies defend and praise this slop
bravo fromsoft
>someone feeling regretful is bad because some literally who on twitter thinks it's weird
Elden Ring has the perfect amount of story. A dialogue scene that lasts several minutes long and gives you the illusion of gameplay by making you do minute actions throughout is cancer and should get their devs killed.
Reference to cut content from Bloodborne (They thought it looked cool.)
I know a secret about these guys that no other has claimed knowledge over. If this post ends with a 7 I'll post it.
if i had such shitty immortality i would try and find a comfortable place to sit and waste away too
They just chilling
This makes trannie homosexuals piss n shid their skirts in seething rage
Who? What?
What the frick are you fricking crying about now?
Maybe PERHAPS consider staying on Twitter also frick you
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I don't eat bread
I don't drink coffee
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Anything else is WRONG
good frickin taste
>playing this game for the first time
>only played sekiro before so first time playing a FROM game with RPG elements
>see big swords so i level strength and some endurance and vigor
>one shot most world enemies and completely destroy bosses with dual colossal swords
is this normal? maybe i'm just over leveled since i've been triyng to do as much optional stuff as possible, am now around level 60 after beating renala.
no, that's just an entry zone if you didn't explore. Rennala is the one of the easiest bosses in the game next to godrick. Defeating them unlocks ability to enter the capital
you'll encounter fights where stance-breaking won't work or powerstancing colossal swords will straight up punish you, but game offers you various ways to deal with those problems
It’s just standard RPG stuff, horrendously unbalanced all in the service to validate the enjoyment of a simple minded player seeing number go up.
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B-E
I'm really not picky. Black coffee's weird to me; I've only had a good cup of black coffee once and I've never been able to replicate it since. Then again, the only good cup of black coffee I've had was from a traditional french press, and I'm guessing my aeropress isn't the same thing. Either way, I'm dumping a teaspoon of sugar or honey into it and some creamer.
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caffeine is for losers
>caffeine is for losers
You probably watch porn
t. Caffeine cuck
t. Literal cuck
Whoa bud calm down have a Monster I think your gamer levels are low
>Monster
I don't drink that swill
t. Rockstar enthusiast
I don't drink energy drinks anti-caffeine anon. Black coffee, tea, or water for me.
t. Coffee, tea, water drinker
>:^)
oh shit oh frick
>anti-caffeine
>coffee drinker
oh no no no no no he drinks chemically-washed swill AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
It's not even the empty world that makes this game as shit as it is, it's the fact that they literally just recycled gameplay from all the previous Souls games and the only thing they changed was adding A FRICKING JUMP BUTTON
>b-but muh ashes of war
The moronic upgrade system pretty much forces you to stick to one weapon throughout the entire game.
lmao fromsoft devs looking at the replies to retconn them into meaning something
>y-you too
2 if it's good meat, 3 for shittier meats.
2-4 depending on toppings and usage and makeup of the bread.
Same goes for coffee and how strong you feeling. B is preferable for good coffee, but D is still acceptable. Not with milk, though, I use oat-based drinks, as they are healthier and taste better.
Also, I am not gay or furry, but I would totally suck Blaidd's wiener while fondling his balls and muscular ass-cheeks. Too bad most of his porn doesn't manage to draw him in-model.
They've all been waiting in those chairs for centuries praying for Zanzibart's forgiveness.
>Steak
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4 or 5 for most spreads
6 for Vegemite. I like the combination of strong flavors.
>Coffee
Depends on how I feel. Sometimes I like Black. Sometimes I like something lighter.
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Because i like my slices thin and my my coffee all dairy
When you gain the prestige and reputation that you make subtle storytelling, morons will then take anything you do as something that has hidden meaning, you can take a shit on the battlefield and they would spend months trying to figure out what that means, its truly a privilege lol.
So my advice to any writer who gains such reputation, just stop caring after that and do whatever the frick you want, dont worry because the fanboys will suck it up and try to find a meaning anyway.
>AAA slop studio puts skeletons on a map
>WOAH ENVIRONMENTAL STORYTELLING
>fromsofware does the same
>HA HA HA SAVE ME ZANZIBART
Cope From Suckware is the most circlejerked developer on the planet right now, its Reddit-core.
its so easy...yet...no developer can match its grandeur.
why is that?
Considering how much of Bloodborne was left in the cutting room floor once they decided it wouldn't be tied to Demons' Souls, I suspect that Elden Ring might suffer from a similar fate.
So what even was his contribution? The incest?
the more she sharted, the more she farted
Selfcest and dung eater.
>million usd budget live action souls movie
>main character dies to the first enemy *roll credits*
>(DING DING cinema sins*
OMG OMG OMG IS THIS ANOTHER RANDOM PERSON ON TWITTER THREAD??????????????????
Who cares moron, i play fromsoft games for boss fight and cool music
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weird to see all those soulsgays headcanon vids with million of views on youtube. soulsgays are incredibly gullible
let me guess...your game list looks like this.
bros Elden Ring was so god damn good frick.
ENJOY THE SILENCE
literally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGSKrC7dGcY
Imagine being the guy who modeled the Chair Lords, and finding out some troon threw a tantrum about them on X.