>normal people do not use common acronyms
haha morons first day on the internet
imagine replying twice to push your autism
7 months ago
Anonymous
imagine being brown AND wrong
7 months ago
Anonymous
i dunno why you're larping as pol. only hapas/chinese say "oid" like "brown-oid", "white-oid" its not a pol thing.
you probably think you're out here making people hate "le actual real life nazis" but all you're doing is making people think trannies have lost the plot.
7 months ago
Anonymous
calling you brown seems to upset you >muh /misc/
fricking please, everyone knows those Black folk are all brown people larping as white supremacists because it's funny
7 months ago
Anonymous
you dont sound real to anyone
7 months ago
Anonymous
that's fine, you're all just aspects of my psyche anyway
7 months ago
Anonymous
transistor confirmed
7 months ago
Anonymous
I notice the thread stopped after you called the troony out lol
>fake sport made up by a woman who doesn't understand sports >standard scoring is literally meaningless >only one position matters >no standardized equipment so you can just pay-to-win
what is wrong with pottergays?
I have autism, the frogposter doesn't. He was just raised by the internet and takes out his latent mother-based frustration on women anonymously
You have to be clinically moronic to not understand Quidditch is meant to be a spiteful satire of sports, but the rules still make sense in a vacuum.
>this is cope
It tracks that the kind of underage idiot who talks like this cannot understand anything outside of his own point of view, much less ingest information force-fed to him.
Hopefully never, as Quidditch is a bland, nonsensical sport birthed from one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>he didn't get into the multiplayer quidditch game playtest
it was actually pretty fun
too bad about the obligatory gaas shit
what is gaas?
Games-as-a-Service.
thanks man
maybe if you spoke like a normal person people wouldn't have to ask you.
it's an industry-standard term these days, you underage brownoid
imagine replying twice to push your autism
imagine being brown AND wrong
i dunno why you're larping as pol. only hapas/chinese say "oid" like "brown-oid", "white-oid" its not a pol thing.
you probably think you're out here making people hate "le actual real life nazis" but all you're doing is making people think trannies have lost the plot.
calling you brown seems to upset you
>muh /misc/
fricking please, everyone knows those Black folk are all brown people larping as white supremacists because it's funny
you dont sound real to anyone
that's fine, you're all just aspects of my psyche anyway
transistor confirmed
I notice the thread stopped after you called the troony out lol
you dont have to
>normal people do not use common acronyms
haha morons first day on the internet
>google 'gaas'
>read third result
>actually contribute to the conversation
stop harassing women online and learn to internet, Sanjay
Quidditch is moronic and it sounds exactly how a sport designed by a woman would work because it is
it's meant to be moronic, Rowling designed it in spite for sports and sports fans
She should support troons since they're destroying womens sports
Yes, but you also get to fly on a broom and beat people up, isn't that a sport worth playing?
>fake sport made up by a woman who doesn't understand sports
>standard scoring is literally meaningless
>only one position matters
>no standardized equipment so you can just pay-to-win
what is wrong with pottergays?
>frogposter
It's such a brilliant projection of the female psyche on multiple levels
do you have autism
I have autism, the frogposter doesn't. He was just raised by the internet and takes out his latent mother-based frustration on women anonymously
You have to be clinically moronic to not understand Quidditch is meant to be a spiteful satire of sports, but the rules still make sense in a vacuum.
>meant to be a spiteful satire of sports
lol this is cope Rowling just didn't know shit about sports.
>this is cope
It tracks that the kind of underage idiot who talks like this cannot understand anything outside of his own point of view, much less ingest information force-fed to him.
pretty ironic post from a fanboy who can't cope with people disagreeing with his pretentious viewpoint
theyre making one right now https://www.quidditchchampions.com/en
Hopefully never, as Quidditch is a bland, nonsensical sport birthed from one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
Take your meds already. It's just a child book, normal people read this kind of stuff and forget few moments later.
None of you will ever be women
ok
nobody cares about your genderswap fantasies, you obsessed homosexual