>Race: Human
>Sex: Male
>Class: Fighter
>Alignment: Neutral Good
yup, it's heroic adventuring time
 It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
 |
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
Human, Male, Fighter, Neutral good
>Race: Human
>Sex: Male
>Class: Fighter
>Alignment: Neutral Good
yup, it's heroic adventuring time
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
|
It's All Fucked Shirt $22.14 |
literally me
>*romances the most normal looking white woman*
>*sides with the most pragmatic, orderly side*
>*doesn't replay the game to explore other alternatives*
aaahh, good times were had
Because
>Questlines outside of the main one and the 'good' choices aren't nearly as fleshed out/punish you actively for choosing them
>There is one clear romance choice with all the others having far less dialogue/cutscenes/sex
Always disappointed me as a kid when I would go back through a game to see how different it would be with new choices and they were always so hollow or changed nothing outside of a line or two of dialogue. Of course not all did this but enough did that it became noticeable.
Fricking DA:Origins did this to me. I loved my first playthrough but when I went back through with a different origin and afterward the game played 100% the same it was such a letdown. Not counting choices in the game I mean, just thought the origins would lead to different events than just the first 20 minutes.
I know lots of morons like this like one guy who played new Vegas and automatically sided with NCR cause they were "the good guys" yet couldn't elaborate on why and did the npc blank face when I elaborated on the ncrs wrongdoings and why Independent is the thinking mans choice
>that friend who criticizes your choices in video games and tries to force his own on you
You're a shit friend btw
He was actually kind of a dick and sided with another friend over me so frick him haven't hung out in years
House is a shifty who would backstab you the second your usefulness to him is over he's a robot surrounded by other robots
>loses two friends because he's a jackass
>duhhh they were wrong
lol
It's easy to judge without knowing the whole story
he already told the story, dipshit
he's a whiny backseat gamer who sperged out on a friend choosing a faction
Friends break each others balls you stupid pussy homosexual
>being a homosexual who throws temper tantrums over choices made by other people in video games
>breaking balls
obviously the other two people didnt think so either since they shafted him real quick
House is also immortal and actually has the funds AND knowledge to rebuild civilization
>sitting there grilling your friend over his choice in videogames
Surprised you had a friend in the first place.
>Independent is the thinking mans choice
Imagine being this wrong.
If you really cared and made at least one attempt to think...then you would automatically side with House.
ROBOSCORPIONs attack this thread
independent is literally "mom says its my turn to play now!" lmao
Litterally how I play rpgs.
>Customized appearance: White, short brown hair, approx 6', generically handsome male
>Weapons used: Swords
Best protagonist time is go
the main antagonist the jap, Saburo Arasaka is dead and AI played by Keanu Reeves is delusional. Cheers.
You forgot something very important:
>skin color: white
why are Human Fighters so popular in RPGs?
Isn't there even any benefits to being a human fighter over a half-elf fighter?
you get an extra Feat, which automatically makes them the best race overall
Self insert fantasy. I can't be immersed if I'm a lizard mage fricking women as I can a human.
humans are overpowered in the grand majority of fantasy games of this nature, game and tabletop, because the main way in which you get better is either having more options or getting slightly better numbers with those options, so "versatility" actually just makes you that much more objectively powerful because you have an entire new vector of stuff to do instead of like, +2 more to attack rolls or whatever being a dwarf would get you
Because they are the most chad, magic casting is for gays and playing as non humans sucks because outside of dwarves all the other races are prissy anf gay.
>outside of dwarves
mountain manlet hands typed this post
stop simping for humanity dwarfs are gay ass magical people too
Dwarfs are based, how dare you.
dwarfs are a bunch of greedy alcoholic mountain homos
Because they're balanced and because there is no downsides, that's easy.
Most people don't want to have powers if they come with drawbacks that's holds them back.
probably because they seem to most straightforward for newbies and people who dick around with a DnD game once or twice to see if they like it and then never bother touching it again are more common than those that stick around
Because in a setting where everyone is a snowflake twink xxtieflingpaladinxx a regular human takes balls.
Past the simple answer of self-inserting, it isbecause both humans and fighters are versatile options (and the more minmaxy options, like half-orc, lizardfolk, the game-breaking aarakocra aren't in BG3 (at least not yet)). +1 to all stats is solid and doesn't really need a lot of thought (though personally I don't care for them since I like darkvision too much) to make it work. Fighters are also very versatile and can fill a wide range of roles, from tanks to big dick damage dealers with optional auxiliary casting. They also get the most ability score improvements (and therefore feat picks) of all the classes with 7.
For D&D Beyond (and D&D 5e in general), humans are so prevalent because most people take Variant Human, which eschews +1 in all stats (which, though helpful, isn't very useful to begin with since odd numbers don't help with rolls with the proficiency mechanics) in favor of +1 to two stats (which is the the baseline people really want anyway for character creation to get your main stats to the next even number) and a free feat. Feats are absolutely fricking busted, and the ability to get one at level 1 is VERY strong
actual right answer straight out of /tg/
Because people don't like getting one-shot by level 1 enemies and reloading their save files. A real chad plays a fighter and lets the game play itself by letting party AI handle all the spellcasting.
>Halflings and gnomes btfo by the fricking Genasi.
Everything under Dwarf is for freakshitters. Top 4 is all you need for a good fantasy experience.
Humans get a bonus feat at character creation and a +2 to an ability of their choosing. It's ridiculously strong compared to other races. Aasimars are pretty close - they can get a +2 to two abilities, but you can't handpick them.
For me, its Paladin. Im always an uncorruptable moralgay, that only does the most lawful good things I can pick.
>HAHA IM TOTALLY GONNA TRIGGER Ganker BECAUSE I PLAY AS LE HUMAN IN FANTASY WORLD
don’t take the bait kings
Anyone who self inserts into DnD is a moron. Humans have the most boring bonuses and are just stale. Drow or Tiefling is the patrician's choice.
>anyone who doesn't play how I play is a meanie
Stfu kyle
You are worse than SJW trannies.
If that were true you'd be on reddit instead of shitting up Ganker with your dicklette whining.
>dicklette whining
Look at the thread you're in. Regurgitated slop outraged over the opinion of others. You know who else whines about oppression, real or imagined? SJWs. Sterilize yourself anytime.
Because everyone playing the game are human and almost all of them are male
So most people wanna play as themselves and interact with the world from their own point of view
>So most people wanna play as themselves and interact with the world from their own point of view
This homie gets it. Frick trying to roleplay as some gay race.
"human" is not a race its a species, stupid fricking anglos
Human
Male
Medium length slick back hair, no facial hair
Knight
Strict Good
Yeah, Im thinking im based
best combo is Drow Paladin
>there are no romance options
this is worse than only le quirky grils as romance choices
For me it's Chaotic Neutral Giga homie Barbarian with delicious brown wife and kids and disregards fair skinned hoes and elf bawds.
>no weapons, only barehanded
>dont need condoms, always frick raw
>always do the quests that benefit me and my stats or sweet swag armor
>romance the one with the bigger breasts
>treat the b***h that give you attitude like shit, to the point of taking all her equipment and let her get fricked in all battles
>get bad ending
Frick you, i do what i want.