>"Random crits are based"
>Why?
>"They just are okay?"
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>"Random crits are based". >Why? >"They just are okay?"
>"Random crits are based"
>Why?
>"They just are okay?"
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>Why?
Because there is no feeling like making the morons that spend thousands of hours "maining" their characters suddenly be BTFO by some RNG element
>"Random crits are cringe"
>Why?
>"They just are okay?"
A random action won't make or break a match expect for top tier clutches.
made me kek
...How does an extremely generic zoomer meme and a "Because they just are ok?" meme makes you laugh? Are you that brain dead or are you just samegayging?
b8 pic but whatever
random crits are fun, it's that simple
the feeling of getting a triple kill with a crocket is amazing
this pic is so funny because it's easier to picture the people that complain about random crits as the soldier here
>arguement
>using facts and logic
>to argue against a mechanic whose implementation was based upon emotional responses to in-game events
lol
lmao even
Because they are fun
wtf how?
You deal a high amount of damage and then shoot your gun. Based on the amount of damage you recently dealt you have a chance to deal 3x the damage of the weapon you used.
with that many enemies there, i would have been killed before i could fire off a shot
Try getting better at the game.
trying playing on a real man's server (100 player)
Based. Anti crit gays will say this is abd.
It is fricking bad. How can you even pretend this isn't dogshit game design?
this is peak game design. I pity the fool who won't ever experience something like this firsthand.
God I miss goldrush so much
Goldrush still exists in main map rotation though?
Ok but what community server is running a fricking map rotation in 2024?
>community server
Just play Goldrush on official. You'll never get off it as everyone will vote to repeat the map every match like Harvestgays.
Yeah let me get on fricking casual where I'm just getting spawn camped into oblivion by bots when the entire server isn't fighting through vote kicks just to keep them out of the match.
If you're playing TF2 for one map, just uninstall. Only a handful of matches these days are loaded with 8 bots on a team, in which case just abandon and requeue. If BLU and RED can't votekick bots immediately after seeing 'OMEGATRONIC has joined the game', you're playing with troglodytes.
I'm playing TF2 for basically anything that isn't a meme map or 2fort at this point. You clearly have no clue how bad it is in casual within my region.
>within my region
My condolences, third-world-kun.
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/ef/Vote_started.wav
Vote for the next map:
>pl_badwater_basin
>pl_borneo
>pl_cashworks
>pl_upward
Demoluck
You just know had he not insta died after that he'd have Schadenfreude then and there.
This infuriates the competitive gay because it comes out of nowhere and nothing could have been done to prevent this yet it probably brought that man so much joy. This is what video games are all about. Unexpected moments of joy you'll look back on for years.
>it comes out of nowhere and nothing could have been done to prevent this
you could not stack 7 homies on the cart
that's just a bad idea in general, even if he hadn't hit a crit a second pipe would've been devastating
Why is it that random shitters are so invested in discussing meta gaming, when they are far from being any good, in TF2 of all fricking places?
because TF2 as a format highly punishes and discourages active learning and improvisation thanks to how overcentralizing random crits are on a 24-person server.
>it punishes tryhard nerds and esport Black folk
explain how that is a bad thing.
by that logic, every multiplayer game should have random crits.
>sniper piss butt homosexual aims at me to try and quickscope me
>do -126 with shotgun crit
>seething in chat instantly
heh...
too bad this game is troon shit now so you can't even make fun of someone without getting banned in most servers, no wonder they want to ruin valve official servers because no one's going to kick you for saying troony on those
what gets me about zoomers is that they hate black rimmed glasses because millennials wear them so they started wearing pedo glasses instead
>>"They just are okay?"
Random crits are tied to how much damage you're doing or assisting with, so if you're not getting them, you're bad at the game. If you die to one, you lost to someone who earned them.
Imagine cracking the neck of a zoomer
They're not fun but it's not like they're a huge dealbreaker
Random damage spread was way worse but at least that got changed
Noscoping a soldier for 49 after headshotting him and dying in the process felt like garbage
they are great because they make sweaty tryhards seethe which is a good enough justification
Yes.
i need this small gif but with short engineer dancing.
If you don't like crits, play competitive or find a server that is tailored to your needs.
I don't understand the point in this argument.
Uncle Dane is literally just a psychopath that wants to try to controlling the game with his ""ideas/inputs"". Look at how power hungry DEI gays are in the industry already. It happens on a small scale too. I hate that fricking homosexual so much. He even has his OWN FRICKING SERVERS with them disabled but apparently that isn't good enough, he wants to ruin the fun for EVERYBODY.
Again, frick him. I loathe that sack of sentient shit.
>you WILL accept my version of fun
everyone has their little hitler inside their hearts.
>has the least K/A while dying as much as both medics combined
>THIS is the moronic homosexual the entire community is rallying around
LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I've seen enough 6s/HL/6v7 vods with Dane and it confuses the hell out of me why he doesn't just fricking play scout.
He could honestly be a decent scout player, but the moron has permanent engine brainrot
Random crits benefit shitty players more than anyone. If you've ever been on a nocrit server with a phlog + krits medic, good fricking luck if your team is garbage. Good players are going to stomp no matter what, noobies are the ones that need the crutch.
Crits are good because they help communicate that casual is in fact casual. The only problem is the built in comp is shit, but if you want to play seriously then there are plenty of community servers and PUGS.
Try telling that to tryhards.
what kind of fun hating Black personhomosexual hates random crits
oh right uncle dane and all those tf2 israelitetubers who deserves to be gassed like how uncle Adolf did to israelites
Getting random crits is awesome but I prefer not having them on. If I'm in a 1v1 with some scrub, I'm going to destroy him, but the odds are against me if he gets a random crit. Plus I like bullying Snipers and Medics. With crits, they charge into melee, but without crits, all they can do is run away. It's great.
>Someone spent time making this picture just because people were clowning on an E-celeb
Please tell me you're the actual Uncle Dane because that would be slightly less embarrassing.
>uncle Dane
Who?
uncle dane get off Ganker
Overgay is that way, you comp gay.
the people who really like crits are the same people who kept spraying undertale and my little pony at spawn doors
compnogs should hang too
The TF2 thread cycle comes back to the random crit discussion babbeeeyyyyyyyyyy. Lets hear it for 6 years of this shit
there's also kvetching about weapons and sniper
Pick a class. Now pick any weapon for that class.
Whatever you picked, there's a schizo who REALLY fricking hates it and has an autism fit every time you kill him with it.
I've heard "x doesn't take skill, use a real class or weapon" for just about everything in the game at this point.
can't compare with tacogays that would gangstalk you if you use gaspasser in mvm
Are those pathetic morons still skulking about?
How do anons keep at it with these threads for this long? Theres servers for just about everyone and yet these needs persist.
>6 years
Random crits have been hated since the game came out, moron zoomer
They're based because they made (You) go out of your way to make this thread just to whine about them.
the tf2 development team put random crits in the game for reasons they explained in the gravelpit developer commentary.
If you think you can make a better 12v12 shooter than they did, go ahead and try.
No one else has been able in 17 years.
>No one else has been able in 17 years
What about overwatch?
I know it's pride month but try not to drag that shit into unrelated conversations, cakeboy.
overwatch is not 12v12 but 6v6.
that's irrelevant because overwatch got killed by blizzard and overwatch 2 is 5v5
Launch-era Overwatch was a decent competitor. Overwatch today is just a first person MOBA with a ridiculous community with their "meta", class limits, and report system.
>overwatch
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Tf2 as a competitive game is an overglorified arena shooter with shitty anti fun balance.
The only reason its so beloved despite 90% of its playerbase being bots is because many people grew up playing tf2, watching those meet the series and numerous ytps.
>The only reason its so beloved...
>is because many people played and enjoyed the abundance of content that came out of the game
So essentially, it's beloved because it's good?
You may be onto something here
Nostalgia.
Do i need to spell that out for you moron?
People fricking left after they grew the frick up and never came back because the game is not good.
nostalgia isn't real moron lmao
proof?
>Tf2 as a competitive game
Found your problem. Do you also play Chess as a water sport?
>random crit kill
>schadenfreude
>free seethe
Memories of this ALMOST makes me want to revisit tf2. Almost.
They're based because they piss homosexuals like you off
For me it's Harvest, the perfect TF2 map.
Harvest_Event*
No
Who likes randomly getting stunned
Just avoid the spooks bro
I try to but they sticky jump right at me
They can just spawn in the same room as you bro
gunspy with those crit pumpkins on this map is ridiculous
>Years and years and years ago
>One of the TF2 developers says random crits are in the game because "pro" players will whine about being cheated out of a "win" over ANYTHING
>Fast forward to today
>Valve has nerfed innumerable things in TF2 to appease comp morons
>They STILL think the game needs to be "balanced"
Random crits are like the wind in real sports or the motivational flashbacks in anime.
They're based because the abrupt chaos they cause is funny, and in a regular, full-sized match it's barely an inconvenience to die.
However, if you're playing a smaller format, like 6v6, they become cancer.
It all depends on what mode you're in, really.
Random crits ARE based, because they’re the ultimate punchline of TF2. All the tactics and techniques you’re ‘supposed’ to learn, that you’re supposed to ‘get good at TF2’ with, making TF2 into a fricking ‘meta’, all of it gets blown up in a big burst of explosion and lights and colors.
Overwatch was killed by meta. Meta makes games a machine to climb. Team Fortess 2 is a game. A game of silly hats and silly taunts that silly people who take silly pills play and you want to make that shit into League of Legends? Frick you, random 400 damage, no meta, dodge the ghost train.
Because balancing around comptards is how you get shit like Overwatch 2 and Valorant
Random crits are shit at all level of play, it has nothing to do with competitive
Wrong. I've rarely heard a casual player mope about random crits the way comptards do. Most just laugh it off and move on
You've never even played comp, don't fricking act like you have. Not that I blame you.
>Random Crits when I get them
🙂
>Random Critz when I'm on the receiving end
🙁