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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there will be pokemon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HOLY FRICK I'M CUMMING

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      fake and gay, fpwp

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Home maintenance makes me think the Gameboy games are gonna be on Switch Online with home integration.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they did that I think they would sell those as a separate collection.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Regardless, the home maintenance ending when the presentation begins makes it feel like something's getting added one way or another.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's ending in 3 1/2 hours, moron-chan.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This and no client side upgrade was announced, therefore nothing changes for now

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They aren't re-selling the older games nor are they putting them on the Online kids. EU laws changed recently, ANY depiction of gambling is an automatic 18's rating (for reference, they had to sell RBYGSC as 12's on 3DS eShop).
        Best just pick up LGPE and whatever re-retread they make of Johto/Hoenn, etc because they aren't going to bother with the dinosaur roms any further, but giving another set of whos access to them for a re-remake.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Then don't give the EU anything.

          Let the games come to US and Japan.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They said before they're not interested in creating content that the entire world's worth of children can't experience.
            That's of course ignoring the OTHER elephant in the room, namely Game Freak aren't going to allow rights to the old games for GB/GBA emulator, when they can just remake them and sell them for $60 a unit as always. You lost zoomer. Should have bought the carts on ebay when they were ubiquitous enough to be cheap as frick, like you are today.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The hell is wrong with you?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Pokémon Quest literally has China-exclusive content

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And Pokémon quest is a spin-off done by Game Freak. Call me when they create china-only core game content or add a gambling house for Jaoan/burgerville.
                Because the EU market is magnitudesmore profitable than chink interests to Game Freak. We don't bootleg the living shit out of everyone's IP for a quick buck, which is why it took so long for Pokémon to start to deal with the Party.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >ANY depiction of gambling is an automatic 18's rating
          okay, but that stops them from rereleasing them.... why exactly? there are already shooters on the online service, inclusing one that wasnt even allowed in Europe back in the day

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, they sold poorly on eShop because they were rated 12's, meaning the vast majority of kids were too young to even view them, if their parents set the system up correctly (as they restrict access to overage content).
            Explain to e how they're not just going to continue to remake them, when that also leads to generating FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR more revenue than 2m @ $10 does? Remember, LGPE hit 15m, some quick maffs gives $900m, $880m than any potential Gen 1 revenue (and that's being VERY generous, as they only hit 1.5m on 3ds VC and Pokémon hasn't cornered the Switch ecosystem, like it owned the 3DS ecosystem).

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      strongly doubt that any past Pokémon games will EVER be on NSO. If anything, Pokémon will NEVER bundle anything mainline with NSO. Maybe some spinoffs, but never DLC or mainline ports.

      To squeeze some extra money from the consumers, they'll be sold separately. On top of that, they probably wouldn't want people to have NSO's rewind and Restore Points features. It would probably be more like the VC versions of RBY and GSC on the 3DS which had no restore point feature, but allowed for wireless communication to do trades with other people so that feature doesn't get shafted. Overall, TPC wants to have more control over your gameplay experience. Hopefully they won't go over $10 a pop for each version. But I doubt they're getting announced tomorrow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If anything, they'll sell it on Eshop for 10 each again. Putting them into NSO is stupid, HOME compatibility wouldn't work. Anyome asking for those games to be put into NSO are moronic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Putting them into NSO is stupid, HOME compatibility wouldn't work.
        And yet they did that anyway with Stadium.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >spinoff put into switch online
          ok

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you think NSO moronation will be limited to just spinoffs you vastly underestimate Gamefreak's incompetence.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think they'd let people have freebie mainline ports. They're GOING to sell them for at least $10 a pop at some point and add some 1-way HOME integration similar to the 3DS VC ports to Bank

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think anon was implying mainline games, it'll be funny when ever they do show up in NSO and your pokemon are just stuck into those games, no home but hey...you got cloud saves, right?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I think anon was implying mainline games
            Yes it was obvious he was talking about that. Stadium shows they're not above doing such a thing, because Stadium's main draw was being able to transfer in your teams from RBY and in all of Gamefreak's infinite wisdom didn't enable the game to do that, meaning players were stuck with terrible rental Pokemon.

            If Pokemon games get added to NSO, expect zero online functionality whatsoever. Not even trading. You'll have to do the Ditto glitch to complete the Pokedex, and those Pokemon will be stuck there forever.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        What fricking eShop, you stupid little prick? There's online sub or not and only subscribing to the Online suite allows access to the NES+ emulators.
        And they haven't stuck anything they don't directly own the rights to on the online and they don't directly own the rights to core Pokémon. Game Freak own that and they'd rather remake a game than stick anything on a subscription service they won't see a penny of profit from.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m ready for Gen 10 already. I only played SV for a month and haven’t played it since. Not wasting $40 on DLC because the graphics and art style is still trash. Gen 5 remakes are already being set up for disaster

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My predictions are: I'm going to be working during the vid, no chance to take 35 mins out of duty to watch it or any time to shitpost about it afterwards (ahhh, offline jerbs, gotta love 'em) and will miss all the entertainment from the day by the time I finish. I'm gonna stay dark and watch it with a fat one, then come here to see what the chimps think.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    25 minutes fellating mobile games
    1 minute surprise reveal of a new switch port
    3 minutes of actually showing SV DLC
    6 minutes of useless padding

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon x fire emblem

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping for a new PMD game, I refuse to believe that Chunsoft copyright seen in February meant nothing. I’d be happy with a new title or an Explorers remake, and RTDX sold better than the last two games so the series can’t be dead yet.
    Expecting mobile shit, Worlds hype, and DLC stuff to be the bulk of the presentation, but 35 minutes is a decent chunk of time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i don’t know who are more delusional at this point, pmdgays or placucks?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I find it cute for people still thinking they're going to be GB/GBA mainline games on the switch in general

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's hilarious, they so desperately want vindication from the makers of the kiddy game they're still hopelessly addicted to, despite that being about as realistic as a sacrifice surviving being thrown in a volcano.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I mean it's a cheap moneymaking opportunity to sell ports for $10 a pop. They're definitely not going to plop them on NSO with rewind/restore point features. Plus a separate application would enable HOME compatibility. It's not a matter of "if" but "when." That is easy money they're sitting on and they're going to get it. Maybe not tomorrow, but eventually.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >this delusional
        Nintendo themselves said they wouldn't be allowing the purchase of old roms, they would be an NSO exclusive. And that's also ignoring they're releasing a new system really soon (like within a year/15 months), so please tell me why they'd care for you morons, when they've deliberately set shit up to stick two fingers up at you morons?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally money. You really don't think they'd change their minds over fricking oodles of cash? Plus, they wouldn't be just selling old roms, but adapted ones that would allow trade and HOME compatibility, which would probably be considered transformative enough. Tell me how you're too moronic to see such a money-making opportunity.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Detective Pikachu is all I can think with the neon light preview or halloween event which is even more unlikely

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, detective pikachu 2 is coming so I'm sure it's about that.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    SV Mewtwo Raid + DLC 1 & 2 news
    Explorer's of Sky remake (PLEEAASE)
    Mobile game stuff
    Detective Pikachu 2
    Other random shit
    Teaser for something that will be revealed at Worlds

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they reveal anything at Worlds if they’re already doing the Presents?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they reveal anything at Worlds if they’re already doing the Presents?

      Pyoro (a guy who leaked several games + the last Nintendo Direct) said that we'll be getting something at Worlds too

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Each of my severed fingers scrambled all over the floor

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just realized I forgot to add Pokemon Masters into the sludge pipe

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hoping for a new Pokemon movie!

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the national dex patch!?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Big Café Announcement!!!
    It's Pikachu, with what looks like a mushroom shaped perm
    >Woah, they're in Unite?!?!!?!!
    It's Lightball Pikachu
    >Haloy MoLYe Snorlax did what?!?!!!!????!
    Pokemon sleep introduces a Snorlax evolution
    No, it's not coming to main games, at least not yet
    >Introducing a new mobile game
    It's Pokemon Mystery Dungeon CRAWL!!
    You compete with other players in an MMO lite, rogue like, with a menu hub and no story
    >Unfortunately the Teal Mask has been delayed to early 2024 for quality improvements
    someone spilled beer on the laptop that it was stored on
    >As an apology, anyone who pre ordered the DLC will receive a free Mew and be able to participate in a Mewtwo raid
    The End

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    pokemon dynasty warriors

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    After viewing the OP image, I have to say I'm predicting there will be no Café Mix announcements...because it's Café ReMix now.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokemon Quest 2

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    world of pokecraft

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    fix it

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >expecting any BW related
    Delusional

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don’t know, don’t care, won’t be watching, won’t be buying

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Left field prediction;
    Imakuni shows up in the DLC

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I doubt I'll get even one bingo

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is rhat free in the middle?
      And is this our official bingo chart?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Scarlet & Violet

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ok but why does ut say "free"?
          Sorry I don't really play Bingo

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well it's just a free space you can check
            Meaning you just need 4 other checks and you win

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I see. Thank you!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's not going to be a Mew event, they gave out a freebie in BDSP for having save data already, so the kids are set for it.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Mew event might be for Pokemon Sleep

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its just gonna be Pokemon Scarlet and Violet DLC, some shilling for the TCG and the Gameboy Color TCG added to NSO.

    That's it.

    Anyone thinking they're gonna announce any of the mainline GB/GBA pokemon games to NSO is mental

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My greatest pokemon sin is that I have never played BW/BW2. I own both but have never played it. Lent out my 3ds so tbo it would be nice to play and see what half of /vp/ is talking about.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt remakes are going to be announced today, so don’t wait for them. Forget everything you’ve seen or heard about them from here, and experience them for yourself.

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