>rebuff every advance leading up to this

>rebuff every advance leading up to this
>agree to sit down and talk before he maybe dies, thinking I'm being a good friend
>confesses his love for me
I turned him down at least two or three times before this so why wasn't I locked out of the romance path like in any other fricking WRPG? It's like the game is DESPERATE for you to romance EVERY party member. Who the frick does this appeal to? It's bat shit insane writing and I can't fathom how this ended up in the released game as is.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey how about you look for an existing baldurs gate thread before making yet another one to say FRICK ALL you complete waste

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ohoho you got him so good

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are hets so fragile?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >aids-chasing homosexual thinks it's normal to frick every single person you meet after knowing them for five minutes
      Touch grass.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >morons want normality in their high fantasy "that guy" DnD session
        How you are self-aware enough to even know what grass is?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's how it is in Persona though

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          In what fricking dimension moron. have a nice day homosexual

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody wants to be near gays, not even robot gays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No means no.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're akin to a pile of maggots, my man

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no means yes
      nice to see gays have taken off the mask and now are just plain rapists

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You aren't entitled to men's affections, sodomite.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now you know what it's like to be a woman. Men are fricking relentless no matter how much you tell them you only want to be friends they still obsess over you. You show them an ounce of kindness and they think they're entitled to your body.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I -am- entitled to your body

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My point that it has been standard in the industry for YEARS that if you turn down something via dialogue, most of the time it is turned down for good. It's an easy and straightforward way for the player to make his intentions clear in game and navigate the path he chooses. BG3, on the other hand, seems to treat half of its dialogue as nothing but pointless flavour text which has ABSOLUTELY NO EFFECT where it absolutely should.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      KYS troony.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a woman you absolute fricking dork.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's what they all say TROON.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well I've got the big, loose, hairless pussy to prove it so eat my ass. Dork.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I though I bought a fantasy RPG and not a harassed woman simulator written by a smug fat roastie to get back at men

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Characters are actually romantically interested in your Human Warrior selfinsert so I'd say that's a big enough Fantasy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do women pretend to hate men hitting on them when if they stopped they would have a mental breakdown

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want attractive men hitting on me. Not guys who I just want to be friends with.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think the kicker is that this works for the women. I told laezel once, never heard about it again. I never even got started on karlachs romance despite fixing her heart. Nothing yet from jaheira or mizora... but I'm beating all these gays off with a stick.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, men are relentless just like in real life. Impossible to get them to take the fricking hint and stop obsessing over you.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, sweaty just say no
    Just ignore
    Just kill him
    Or maybe, just maybe, you should come out of the closet and suck his wiener
    You're so insecure
    Gays are normal, my dude

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will the game let you kill a homosexual when they confess to you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It will.
      The game actually shows to you that you should do that to gays or they will not ever behave like people, killing them is the only option. just like irl

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mentally ill homosexuals cannot reproduce (biologically) because they reject nature. Therefore, they must reproduce (memetically) by infecting everyone they can with their mind virus. In Baldur's Gate III, parasites give you super powers.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic larian design

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