Remakes and Remasters are gay.

Remakes and Remasters are gay.

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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It sucked then and it sucked now. but guess what that's just my opinion and so is what you're saying your opinion. Fact is a lot of people like that game.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It sucked then
      You're soulless

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it sucked then

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Final Fantasy 7

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dark Souls gameplay in the FF7 universe where there is no slow tension build up to Sephiroth in the Shinra building but instead you see him in the first five minutes of the game. Midgar can be completed in about 45m to 1h if you speedrun it, but it was stretched out to 40 hours. It's simply disgusting.

      • 6 months ago
        Chud Anon

        Zoomshits couldn’t handle any semblance of patience for the buildup to sephy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zoomzoom here youre right my left nut literally exploded once i was nearung the end of midgar in og ff7 because of the tension fr fr

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            why do “people”you have to throw the word literally into every sentence

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dark Souls was a mistake.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dark Souls gameplay
        Holy shit you're the dumbest motherfricker I've seen make a post on this board in a long time. Even dumber than the guy comparing MHW to WOW.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bloating a single game into like three games

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The FF7 """remake""" is one of the most egregious examples of a shit remake that should never have been made. Kys, idiot.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        It was free on PSN so I downloaded it and what a BORING slog of a game this was. I'm honestly gobsmacked by all the praise it received.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to play this series but I don't know where to start, this, PM, or TTYD.
    I definitely feel like I'll only play one of them. Unless I somehow end up falling in love with it which I highly doubt

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Release order always.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I don't really like RPGs that much anymore. TTYD is the best one, right?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like all three.

          SMRPG plays a lot differently than the other two.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          SMRPG was made by a competent studio so you should play that one

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          TTYD is often called the best one, and compared to the first Paper Mario it has higher highs for sure, but it also has lower lows. PM64 is well rounded and worth your time. You should at least play both of them, Super Mario RPG, and if you still want more, Superstar Saga.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          SMRPG > M&LSS > PM > TTYD

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            Close, but SMRPG is actually the worst one.

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              But that's wrong, at least SMRPG doesn't force you to backtrack like some sort of slog.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                SMRPG has the least interesting battle system.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          TTYD is often called the best one, and compared to the first Paper Mario it has higher highs for sure, but it also has lower lows. PM64 is well rounded and worth your time. You should at least play both of them, Super Mario RPG, and if you still want more, Superstar Saga.

          I think PM64 is better except in gameplay, where TTYD excels.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I want to play this series
      >series
      who wants to tell him?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      start with SMRPG

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      1. SMRPG
      2. Paper Mario
      3. Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga

      This is all you need to get the full spectrum of Mario RPGs.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      TTYD or SMRPG
      64 hasn't aged as well as either
      There's a reason they're making TTYD on Switch and not Paper Mario All-Stars, TTYD has all the interest contained in the other two.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The reason is NSO already has PM64

        I want to play this series but I don't know where to start, this, PM, or TTYD.
        I definitely feel like I'll only play one of them. Unless I somehow end up falling in love with it which I highly doubt

        Play RPG, PM64, TTYD, Mario & Luigi 1 (GBA) and if you're really in love with the games I'd recommend continuing with M&L and checking out Super Paper Mario, it is a weird spin-off but it's the last bit of PM "flavor" that exists so it's worth it for that alone.

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tomb Raider Anniversary is better than the original game, so get fricked.

    I know what you're going to say next, save your time...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Found the zoomer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're objectively wrong and a complete moron.

      I know what you're going to say next, save your time...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're like two different entities my man. Hardly comparable.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes. Quite gay.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >blocks your path

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather (re)play 3D Dot Game Heroes than this

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, that art looks like shit. Why do they ruin these games like that, reminds me of that wind waker garbage.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >still hasn't grown out of his "nuh-uh I'm a BIG kid now I'm too mature for cartoony grafix!!!!" phase

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him but that weird blur effect around the edge of the screen sucks.
          I'm also petty enough to consider that version of the game inferior just because they fricked up getting the L-2 Sword. Though some of the music is really nice.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hi ILCA, your Pokemon remakes are still terrible despite copying off from another horrid remake trying to adapt the chibi photography as the aesthetic.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >awful funko pop artstyle
          >looks worse than what Nintendo tried with Wind Waker on the GCN
          >looks on par with it's DS sequels, which looked all ugly
          >fricking terrible vaseline screen to look realistically toyetic
          >mediocre dungeon maker, so fricking mediocre they told fans that they're not doing it again in a more realized fashion
          >NOOOOOO YOU'RE A gay THAT WANTED THOSE SHITTY DIRECTIONLESS UNREAL ENGINE OOT REMAKES STOP BASHING MY SHITMAKE
          The only good thing about the remake was Crazy Tracy in HD and the intro/ending being fully animated like a official Nintendo animated short before the Super Slopio Bros Movie hit the theaters.
          The rest is fricking dog water.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Except for REMake 2002

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can't even think of one I like other than that, except for a couple that also served as English localizations (Lost Levels, Romancing SaGa 2)
      It's just so sad how people keep rebuying classics when there are loads of other good old games they missed the first time round and could try instead

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are a remake of your father...

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like a butchered port.

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically old good, new bad

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree except that one will be good when it gets a hard mode hack

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The new mechanics would be great if applied to a sequel built from the ground up around them. Being slapped on the old game however breaks it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree except that one will be good when it gets a hard mode hack

      Yeah, I actually like what they did with the combat mechanics, but the only parts of the game which were designed with them in mind were some of the post-game rematches, which were obviously just a very small portion of the whole game. Overall it was a great remake, honestly surreal feeling that it even exists, given how long Nintendo seemed to ignore it.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're gay.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    True, but they'll keep happening because morons keep buying them.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I agree. I really fricking hate remakes remasters, and ports. Its just a way for developers to make money off of the good will older games have. Copyright should last 20 years and no more.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    if a game is just a 1:1 recreation I don't see much of a point in playing the remake, I'd rather play the original personally, that goes for most anything I'm into, would rather just see/play/read the original, feels more true to the vision, as lame as that is.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly was wrong with SMRPG remake? It felt like they did a great job updating the graphics.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      It looks fine (but surprisingly chuggy in points - WTF?) but the look of the original feels much more unique in comparison and the animations have lost a lot of the snappiness the original game had.
      Script-wise most of the changes are enemy and item renames, some are welcome and some are not. They do keep a lot of the original dialogue and the most memorable lines but there are lots of minor changes here and there and some of the charm is lost in the process. Most of these are minor censorship (an npc for example says Booster resembles a totem pole, that's been scrubbed). There's a handful of new scenes like one in Seaside town after you free the people where Bowser and Peach decide talk about what to do next.
      Music is fine, you can switch to the original if you prefer which is nice touch.
      Game seems even easier, with new splash damage timed hits, an expanded inventory, triple techs and the ability to switch out dead or encumbered allies during battles.
      It's fine, especially since the game hasn't been re-released a hundred times, but really they should have taken the opportunity to add a lot more content. I don't like throwing this around but there's definitely a lot less SOVL in the remake.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      To me, the biggest is no retranslation never ever rip that sets it apart from Square's every other enhanced update. They literally lifted it from the original and did almost the bare minimum in giving it a facelift. That's why you can see the seams in the bonus text, like the Monster List has traces of jokes that only make sense if you knew the Japanese names (see K-9 and Ribbite) and Booster and Geno suddenly switch to something closer to their Japanese personas. If you look at the credits for who was responsible for language work, Nintendo of Europe was in charge of translation while Nintendo of America did the localization (unlike the original where Square handled it). So it looks like NoE really wanted to give this game a more faithful retranslation treatment for the English script, but NoA crippled them and relegated them to extra content. We probably would've gotten the same exact Culex and Psychopaths if Tomato didn't make those articles.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >retranslation never ever
        http://www.zophar.net/translations/snes/english/super-mario-rpg-legend-of-the-seven-stars-rebrick-time-capsule-.html
        It's been out there since sometime between Christmas and New Year's.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the legends were true

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Xenoblade Definitive is better than the Wii version.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same with the switch version of Skyward Sword

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      No it fricking isnt it looks and runs way worse and the new art style for the characters is homosexual shit. The original Wii game is the only good game in the franchise and the others are so shit it seems like it was a complete accident.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        The character style is purely subjective, but the QoL features such as expert mode, the changes to quest tracking, and fixing the maximum attack bug make it play better too.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          nobody who actually has played either version thinks the DE version is worse
          its great

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I understand people miss the original style. The ideal game would have had some sort of toggle.

            I miss FFX like modelling in general, but I think DE style fits better for Xenoblade series.
            Expressions are the only thing objectively worse.

            I think it depends on the scene really.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I miss FFX like modelling in general, but I think DE style fits better for Xenoblade series.
          Expressions are the only thing objectively worse.

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    *blocks your path*

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about remastered remakes?

  20. 6 months ago
    sage

    Why is this shitty pointless low-quality thread still up?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      As long as everyone's on the same page about a topic, the Mods don't give a shit.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ahem.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ruined by all the mechanics bloat from the later games among other things

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black person mechanics bloat is the least of HGSS's issues. If you're going to shitpost at least come at it with a pov that isn't blatantly ignorant

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mechanics bloat
        No such thing. Sorry you're too stupid to play the funny monster RPG game.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Do you call Madden and CoD RPGs too?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha no

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      ruined by soulless graphics and lack of gen 1 region which original games fricking had as bonus
      i said it and say it again. if you dont like 8-bit art style you dont belong on /vr/

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boy, are you all going to flip your shit when this is 2.5'd.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      That depends
      There's a rumor out there claiming some good news of the potiential remake, but I'm keeping shut until the person shares publicly.

      He also has a shifty track record, but only because he sucks at timing of his rumors.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The original was an unfinished mess that got rushed out the door so if it got actually FINISHED in a remake, that'd be cool

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bro, they're not gonna fit the entire Xenogears Complete Works into on remake.
        Not to mention the possibility of S-E and Nintendo telling them to leave out adult thing from the remake

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Bro, they're not gonna fit the entire Xenogears Complete Works into on remake.
          No I mean like...finishing disk 2.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            I mean, what's the best you can do to actually finish it?

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Add the dungeons that were clearly meant to be there?

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ah yes, the ones that alluded to Ep. III, the Zeboim Era and Ep. IV, the Diablos invasion, you know, the stories that GO NOWHERE!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Xenoshitter will rise from the dead to condemn this.

  23. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only thing people b***h about that I don't understand is bloom. Like in Octopath I get it because it was also combined with a bad color palette and bad lighting, but I thought it was fine in the remake of Live A Live. I loved the original LAL and I thought the remake was great.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think Octopath looks good once you turn off the DoF, but yeah I also think bloom can be good. It's a shame that the Live A Live remake was censored because it's really good.

  24. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m all for tiny-ass handheld games remade for larger screens. Mario vs. Donkey Kong is a weird choice for a remake, as it won’t appeal to ADD-ridden zoomers, but it’s exactly the kind of game that benefits from a remake. I played the original last year and it’s absolute ass on anything but a tiny GBA screen.

  25. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Dream Team was good but I am a sucker for Luigi's character development.

  26. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think so. Sometimes I want to replay an old game but remember how bad the controls were or some kind of inconvenience from those days and then stop trying to play it.

    But a good remake will usually keep the feeling and memories of that game and improve it slightly to today's standards.

    So for me and many others remakes are really awesome.

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