>remove swarms, pokeradar, and dual slot gimmicks and make them all regular random encounters during the campaign in the same areas

>remove swarms, pokeradar, and dual slot gimmicks and make them all regular random encounters during the campaign in the same areas
>make honey trees trigger instantly
>remove the moronic rotational gimmick in the great marsh and just make all the pokemon always available in different areas like gen 1, also make the postgame encounters available from the start
>change the bag UI to the HGSS one so it isn’t a moronic laggy scrolling list
>add super modes to all the battle facilities so you don’t need to waste 3 rounds fighting NFE shitmons
>make TMs permanent
>remove HMs
>add all gen 6+ QoL items for changing Pokemon stats/abilities
>make Regis normally available without events
>make Mt Coronet an ice themed dungeon with multiple ice based puzzles instead of a giant walking simulator
>add gen 6+ exp share with gen 5 curved exp and give the npcs actual EV spreads on their Pokemon

There, now this game would actually be deserving of the praise it gets rather than being one of the worst games in the series.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't read lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this were true you wouldn’t have made a seething passive aggressive post like that.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >seething
        >implicificationizing

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    boxart OPs should get banned

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no , u can eat some tho Black person

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remove the soul
    ok zoomer

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You act like Platinum's the worst thing in existence and your proposal to fix it is a bunch of light QoL changes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The lack of those “”light”” QoL changes add up into a shit game.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you're a little b***h, yeah.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nonsense

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A shit game that is suddenly good if growlithe is added somewhere?
        You realize you exaggerate everything right?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A shit game that is suddenly good if growlithe is added somewhere?
          And the other dozen changes listed in the OP, you’re conveniently ignoring, yes.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a bad game does not become good with 20 QoL changes. That's not what makes or breaks a game.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >a bad game does not become good with 20 QoL changes
              In this case it can.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If anything that was the most substantial change besides more super modes.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rent free

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot to add something about matchmaking, yawBlack person.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the bag UI to the HGSS one so it isn’t a moronic laggy scrolling list
    spin the ball moron

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dude just awkwardly pull out your stylus to make it scroll slightly faster lmao who cares that the devs are incompetent at their jobs

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >play game on handheld with second screen
        >refuse to use second screen
        >this is somehow the games fault
        this is like if i complained about super training in XY because i have to "awkwardly pull out my stylus" to aim

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >game has awful pointlessly slow UI
          >this is the game’s fault
          correct

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you didn't read my post

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes I did. Needing to spin the pokeball like a moron just to make it go faster instead of simply making it go faster by default is objectively bad UX design. And even IF you spin the pokeball it’s STILL far slower than it should be.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes I did.
                no you didn't. go back and read my post.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing in your post refutes my argument.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                yes it does. read it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          spin the ball Black person

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you'll notice i wasn't actually complaining about super training, though as a lefty i very well could've.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you could barely rewrite this and have it be applicable to any game gens 1-4

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      >Um please make the Dawn Stone and Houndor available before the Elite 4!!!!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No other game has that many problems

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you play romhacks? Your OP reads like every changelog ever, your fixes are really not that special.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There’s a ROM hack that completely redos Mt Coronet to make it actually fun? Please point me to it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Renegade Platinum lets you access the snowier areas of Sinnoh much earlier if that's what you mean.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No, I mean the dungeon itself not being shit

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh, vanilla platinum does that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dude le geodude random encounter walking simulator lmao
                No.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >go into cave
                >see cave pokemon
                what exactly is the issue here?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >go into cave
                >has no gameplay except walking and 15 second long interruptions of the same pokemon
                what isn’t the issue here?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why'd you sage your post?
                did you not want me to see it?
                are you scared?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >now he’s making up lies as a coping mechanism
                pretty sad tbh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this post

                [...]

                was made before yours

                >go into cave
                >has no gameplay except walking and 15 second long interruptions of the same pokemon
                what isn’t the issue here?

                but it was higher in the catalog. why'd you sage your post? were you scare? were you frighten?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >still lying
                seek help, sagegay

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what are you afraid of?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Spend less time editing images and more time learning how to defend your games, sagegay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you're desperate. you're scrambling.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i used to respect you yawngay, but seeing you create imaginary boogeyman in your head because you can’t handle being one man vs the world is simply pathetic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you mean there's "no gameplay"?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There’s no engagement except mashing the D pad in different directions and clicking the run button from random encounters. Zero thought, therefore zero gameplay.

                i used to respect you yawngay, but seeing you create imaginary boogeyman in your head because you can’t handle being one man vs the world is simply pathetic.

                Stop projecting, sagegay.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >There’s no engagement except mashing the D pad in different directions and clicking the run button from random encounters
                You mean walking? You hate walking in Pokemon?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he hates pokemon in general

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                When there’s no thought (i.e. decision making) associated with it, yeah.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you hate the vast majority of Pokemon? What decision making?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > So you hate the vast majority of Pokemon?
                No, just the bad games.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    here's how you actually fix platinum, from someone who actually played it
    >add in version exclusives from diamond and pearl
    >remove all trade evos that aren't from gen 4 and replace them with other stuff
    >move the weaker honey tree encounters like burmy and aipom to tall grass somewhere, save the 6 hour wait for stronger/evolved mons like mothim or heracross. combee can stay because it makes the most sense.
    >make munchlax not moronic
    >allow multiple items to be registered on the y button like in gen 5
    >remove wurmple and its evolutions from the game because genuinely what the frick are they doing there
    >have the spear pillar events also register the lake guardians as seen in your pokedex

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >remove swarms, pokeradar, and dual slot gimmicks and make them all regular random encounters during the campaign in the same areas
    Yes, not doing this cripples the diversity of Sinnoh's already lacking dex.
    >make honey trees trigger instantly
    See above.
    >remove the moronic rotational gimmick in the great marsh and just make all the pokemon always available in different areas like gen 1, also make the postgame encounters available from the start
    Agree, this could've been the coolest, biggest safari zone ever but instead they decided to be moronic.
    >change the bag UI to the HGSS one so it isn’t a moronic laggy scrolling list
    Eh, this feels autistic.
    >add super modes to all the battle facilities so you don’t need to waste 3 rounds fighting NFE shitmons
    Eh, this feels autistic.
    >make TMs permanent
    Yes, obtaining TMs and evolution stones in Gen 4 is so fricking gay, they should be more readily accessible.
    >remove HMs
    I like how BDSP did it, one of my only praises for those games alongside making the underground not useless.
    >add all gen 6+ QoL items for changing Pokemon stats/abilities
    Eh, this feels autistic.
    >make Regis normally available without events
    Every legendary / mythical that has an encountered programmed into any game should be in some away encounterable without events
    >make Mt Coronet an ice themed dungeon with multiple ice based puzzles instead of a giant walking simulator
    Eh, this feels autistic. It's a story location, not the Aqua Hideout. Though in general, I suspect the lack of puzzle dungeons in gen 4 is due to how ungodly slow the engine is, a wrong path in an ice dungeon is a rage quit.
    >add gen 6+ exp share with gen 5 curved exp and give the NPCs actual EV spreads on their Pokemon
    Eh, this feels autistic.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    watch him come back in like an hour and pretend none of this happened

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you'd still have that moron of a rival, boring OST, pain in the ass to traverse mountain, dumbass evil team and a bunch of fugly legendaries

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