Resident evil 2 remake was garbage and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't

Resident evil 2 remake was garbage and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow anon looks at all these replies your thread got agreeing with you.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >claire's surprisingly heavy tiddies
      uhhhhhnnn clure

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    But REmake 2 was GOTY though. Maybe even game of the gen

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >REmake 2 was GOTY though. Maybe even game of the gen
      Not even the best RE game of this gen.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        It absolutely is.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's your opinion mate but sorry you sound moronic.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Nah, you gays are just have low standards when it comes to a remake.

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                Bro you have low standards for video games if you seriously think Revelations is better than RE2 remake. It's the best RE game since the gamecube era

              • 3 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Better boss fight
                >Better gameplay
                >Way more enemy variety
                >Better story
                >Way more replayable
                >Raid mode
                The only thing REmake2 has over Rev2 are the graphics and that's to be expected from a high budget game. REmake 2 took the original and just streamlined it for brainlets to the point that it removed half of the content from the original.

            • 3 years ago
              Anonymous

              Well he is posting DMC so moronation is to be expected.

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Rev2 and even RE8 were better.
            lol frick no. 8 was great, really good but still not better.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        lol what the frick? Easily the best one. Easily the best game since RE4.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          He’s baiting, he’ll probably come back and claim 6/7/8 are better.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes it is.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        wrong.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    At least it didn't have time jannies

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >my shit doesn't smell as bad so I'll eat it with a smile

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >food analogy

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Resident evil 2 (...) was garbage and I'm tired of pretending it wasn't.
    True

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Na it was good. 3 shit the bed when they changed the base engine and gameplay from re2m for no reason.
    >re2 - have to aim for specific body parts to disable them
    >can headset but unless you're lucky it's more effective to leg shot and run around adding to a complex decision making process
    >re3m guts the dismemberment system so it's just generic meat sponges further exasperating the issue of re2m meat sponges.

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    damn you play as a niglet in this game?

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't that Zoey from L4DL4D?

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    RE2 remake is probably now in the top 3 games of the entire series, what are you smoking?

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Zoomer chuds seething ITT

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It was GOTY for me

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is this image?

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    FF 15 IS garbage and nothing will change that XV-Kun

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Take your pills.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Sure barry, sure.
        BTW how is XV score?

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    REmake 2 is maybe the best game in the whole series next to RE4

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only real weakness REmake 2 has are the new default outfits and the lack of a soundtrack for that ambient ASMR shit. That said though, you can apply the classic soundtrack and classic costumes which fixes it for me. Claire's "classic" outfit is fricking nice even if it misses the turtleneck.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Claire hairy pussy. Sherry hairy pussy.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I second this.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      post that pasta ranking list, the one that goes into autistic detail about how much pussy hair they have and how strong their walls are with S and A ranks and shit. It's got Jill, Ada and Rebecca on it too.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >look mom im being a homosexual again
    It's literally one of the best ones if not the best.

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's nothing but a boring repetitive go here and find this simulator. a walking simulator. shoot a zombie a hundred times and they don't die simulator. a run slow as frick simulator. I can't dodge enemies because of the slow and clunky ass movement simulator. a bad shooting mechanics simulator. I keep getting followed by some big butthole that can't be killed ass simulator. a puzzle every five goddamn seconds simulator. AND I HAVE NEVER HAVE ENOUGH AMMO SIMULATOR. NEVER HAVE ENOUGH INVENTORY SPACES SIMULATOR. A BAD BOSS FIGHT SIMULATOR. A TRASH ASS GAME SIMULATOR.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cool seething essay bro, but you talk like a gay and your shits all moronic.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >being this booty blasted because you couldn't get into a game everyone else praised like frick for being an amazing game
      It's just not for you anon.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      so basically what i derive from your first sentences of the shitpost
      >why the frick do people like this game that i dont like?????
      6/10 made me reply

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      noooo you can't just force the player to take enemies seriously, to struggle to conserve resources, to apply inventory management, to plan their routes, to adapt on the fly, to prioritise...

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    It has the best zombies of any horror game ever and Mr X was a based as frick filter. I still remember Ganker absolutely crying about him and using trainers and shit to remove him from the game lmao

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It has some neat puzzles too. Much better than the fricking box pushing in the original.

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to the real world.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do i upvote this?

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OP getting destroyed in his own thread
    REmake 2 is amazing get fricked lmao

  22. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has there been a bigger shit taste filter in the last few years than REmake 2? Hardly ANYONE dislikes REmake 2 because it's just that good.

  23. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shit tastes, shit brain

  24. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >walk to room X
    >get item 1
    >backtrack all the way to the other side of the police station
    >open door with item 1
    >get item 2
    >backtrack all the way to the other side of the police station
    >get item 3
    >rinse and repeat, throw in some scripted bullshit segments and mediocre boss fights
    >just do the exact same thing with the second character, just in a different order this time
    Lmao no, im good thanks.

  25. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty good game, but i prefer the old Claire

  26. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    OG 2 and Remake 2 are among the best games of each respective era.
    Hell RE2 is easly in the top 10 of the 2010s(not that that's a difficult feat to accomplish.), where as RE2 could be, but the 90's had some fricking heavy hitters game wise.

  27. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    This game is atrocious. Just look at this hussy swearing like a sailor. There was no swearing in the original, what the heck happened to you America? Don't you know that swearing attracts the Devil?

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