>Respawn. >Die instantly

>Respawn
>Die instantly
So this is the famed half life multiplayer experience huh

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  1. 7 months ago
    sage

    >Respawn
    might be a skill issue
    >Die instantly
    yep, definitely a skill issue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dying in 0.00001 seconds after respawning because some gay is using the taugun and killing you from behind a wall is a skill issue

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is why battle royales are better than normal shooters, respawning is cancer

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day zoomer troony. Go back to Apex.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Respawn
      might be a skill issue
      >Die instantly
      yep, definitely a skill issue

      You are a relic of the past grandpa

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's still here, you shithead.
        You're not allowed to be in control yet.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >go back to better game
      ok

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HL1 multiplayer doesn't have any spawn protection? I know some older games change your spawn point to always be away enemies so you don't get trapped.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, no spawn protection, only Quake style rotating spawns where you can force players to spawn at point X by standing near point Y, and then you shoot them through walls with the Tau cannon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They fixed that actually.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Back in the day some custom server mods had stuff like this. Even had it so you could temporarily phase out while typing a message by facing a wall. This became less useful when Valve patched on voice chat...

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    hldm at high level play is getting spawn camped until he guesses wrong or misses then you fight over xbow/guass it is truly terrible.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they changed the spawns in the update to make them more random.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >oh no I have to press space bar a second time to play the game
    kek I should have known I'd have seen a thread on this when zoomers make sniper threads daily

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who thought tau shots passing through walls should get 100 times larger was a good idea?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a reason why MP like this and arena shooters died anon

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Crossfire
    >More than 12 people
    >Game becomes unplayable

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >getting one shot by a boomers with 20 years of experience
      yeah no im going back to valorant gramps

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so play a different map
      that's the actual point behind different maps

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        there are no non-crossfire servers

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was playing some crossfire server with shotgun spawns and 32 players and holy shit you couldn't even read the killfeed it moved so fast

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not for the last like 10 years, but before hand basically, alot of "good" servers had maps where the good weapons had really long respawns and were in the very center of the map or completely disabled them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know that feel

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    map details on new maps keep disappearing, some other people on server were talking about that too

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    When there's 32 people running around at once the spawn killing becomes less of a problem than trying to survive the bum rush to get a usable weapon

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crowbar is a guaranteed kill if you back a guy against a wall

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like gun game

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Git gud, Black person.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    boomers really call this shit "top tier gaming" and had back in my day nostalgia threads for this shit... pathetic

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Instakilling someone with shotgun's double shot has the weight and satisfaction to it like that of of calling someone a "homosexual".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I keep coming back to the shotgun, need to git gud with the cannon cause I suck, haven't played deathmatch in a decade

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >homosexuals running straight to the gluon gun and tao cannon
      >i'm just sitting in a corner with the magnum twoshotting people as they spawn, hidden from sight until someone dies next to me with the big guns at which point I go on a rampage

      >hop on HL1 deathmatch
      >instantly have more fun than I have in a shooter in weeks despite spawning and dying constantly
      arena shooters are fun bro bring them back

      The great thing about older shooters is that you don't feel like you're punished for dying, you just respawn and go again
      it's a chaotic clusterfrick where you just have fun instead of doing your best to not die because of a forced 15 second respawn timer
      seriously FRICK respawn timers and FRICK counter strike, what a piece of shit game, TFC was always the better goldsrc mod

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bros... is there anyway to turn off view sway? I dont remember this existing in multiplayer and its gonna make me fricking sick

    please... my 45 year old lizard brain can't adapt as hard as my 19 year old brain could...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sv_rollangle 0

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come home Ganker man

    [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      homie did you really just make a /vg/ thread for half life
      that shit's dying faster than tim buckley's baby

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it'll work trust me it's also handy for having useful information in a single place, console commands, mods, guides on using hammer for goldsrc an source, etc.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          also good for organizing game nights for multiplayer mods like The Specialists.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ego gets damaged
    >blog instantly

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    As opposed to what? Die instantly, wait 3 minutes to respawn and die again?

    Hop on Crossfire and let me teach you a lesson.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hop on HL1 deathmatch
    >instantly have more fun than I have in a shooter in weeks despite spawning and dying constantly
    arena shooters are fun bro bring them back

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      WE HAVE
      WE'VE TRIED
      THERE HAVE BEEN COUNTLESS ARENA SHOOTERS THAT JUST FRICKING DIE.

      If you want one for 6 year olds play Krunkle.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy people are playing HLDM and it's fun to pop in some servers and shoot stuff, but it's bittersweet because 90% of the nostalgia I have for HLDM was the amazing maps that the community made and came out seemingly every week. So it's nice that people are playing ultra-twitch 32 players free for all but you really have to play different maps to see what the game has to offer, like cmon crossfire gets old.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the rats maps for obvious reasons
      >drivethru where you had small clips from actual movies playing on the "projector", this shit was mind blowing back in 99
      >mountainhamlet where every single prop is destructable, blowing out guard rails, windows, bridges, lights, everything
      We need to get a v server with all these old maps.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We need to get a v server with all these old maps.
        party Gankeran today

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >throw a snark
    >entire server starts panicking

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >throw a dozens snarks
      >absolutely nothing happens

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >join 32/32 server
    >oh why why am i dying all the time

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >For me I always got the bazooka.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      SHIT homie IS THAT MY MOTHAFRICKING BAZOOKA?
      C-NOTE DON'T TAKE NO RESPECT GIMME THAT MOTHAFRICKING BAZOOKA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >someone else uses the funny boom tube
      >they blow up half the map and kill everyone
      >I use the funny boom tube
      >it whiffs through the ground and does nothing

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's not funny enough for the funny boom tube

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    are people back to micspamming in servers, I may hop back on just to feel something again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last night the server I was on was filled with micspam homosexual Black person homosexual Black person GAY SEX RAPE YOUR MOM RAPE YOUR homosexual Black person for about an hour straight.
      Brought a tear to my eye.

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now you see why CS became so popular

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yep, played for about an hour and had zero desire to ever do so again. With TF2 there's a certain rhythm that keeps it engaging, and the numbers don't lie. The HL deathmatch community will die down once the average player becomes as bored of the repetition as I was. Even playing on teams wasn't fun because the lighting and crude textures means it's not apparent who is on your team or not. Sorry not sorry, and spouting "skill issue" like a parrot does not invalidate my opinion.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I played for an hour then I played for another. I think I will even go for one more today. Sounds like an issue on your internal hardware, homosexual.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >so buttmad at my opinion that he had to spout a synonym of "skill issue" like I knew he would

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >crossbow is either the fun crossbow or the gay ass slow explosive crossbow

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      it depends on whether you are scoping

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Be honest has anyone ever managed to get kills with the Glock?
    Finishing off someone with 10 hp doesn't count.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes? You just get headshots moron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know about alt fire

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spam alt-fire into crowds as you pass them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't know about alt fire

        Nta but how do you altfire the Glock? I press mouse 2 and nothing happens

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The alt is auto-fire, hold it instead of clicking. It's not as accurate as the SMG but it'll do fast damage without needing to jump into in crowbar hairballs

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's kinda slow tho, I ratter tap fire

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's a little faster than tapping, wiki says 200 RPM vs 300 RPM; the extra speed is noticeable when facing a crowd

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Difference is noticeable, I hold rightclick while I need to spam leftclick. Zero brains needed, just aim at someone's general direction and get a negative k/d.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be shit at the game
    >its the games fault

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    they fixed the mods

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just get one then

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing FPS games past 2018
    enjoy your cheaters

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      On community servers churka durkas get banned as soon they start the usual aimbot shit
      And wallhack won't help you in this kind of game

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    valve has never made good pvp except for team fortress 2
    half life is simply the vehicle used to create fun pvp mods

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >filled with cheaters (they picked up a gluon gun and killed me)
    >no season pass (No xp is boring)
    >chats aren't filtered (I was insulted for being a homosexual)
    Half-Life more like past life because this was best left in the 1800's

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>Die instantly
    Yep, all that's missing is micspam and screaming children

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i love picking up the shotty and insta killing zoomies while bhoping around a corner turning on a fricking dime to deliver a double barrel blast start to their chest. I havent had this much fun in a multiplayer game in quite some time

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So is it Deathmatch Source everyone is on?

    I heard it surpassed Starfield in players but I see like 40 people across a few servers only

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Deathmatch Source
      what the frick that's a thing?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Half-Life 1 Deathmatch, not HLS Deathmatch.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait isnt this just normal halflife multiplayer?
        since deathmatch classic is not free.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, just normal half-life multiplayer.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            honestly gave it a try together with my brother today(for about 40 mins).
            Not bad, felt soulful but dont think ill be sticking with HL multiplayer.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >WARNING: GAME EXPERIENCE MAY CHANGE DURING ONLINE PLAY
    lol, anyone else remember these warnings?

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