>Reused map. >Reused durability system. >Reused ubislop towers. >Reused koroks. >Reused enemies

>Reused map
>Reused durability system
>Reused ubislop towers
>Reused koroks
>Reused enemies
>No real dungeons
>No music
>No items
That'll be $70 plus tip for your BOTW DLC...sorry, I mean sequel.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reused thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      op didn't ask you for 70 dollars though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes OP should have paid everyone 70 dollars instead to read through his garbage greentext

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he's doing it for free NINTENDO BTFO 😀
        This is not the own you think it was.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nintendo isn't torturing you in some dungeon until you give up and pay for their product, either, you brain rotted beyond the point of no return autist.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ?

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still better and less derivative than the troony goyslop you probably enjoy. Also I pirated it.
    >saged

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >noooooo you le hecking have to remake the entire game for the sequel

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about making an actual new game instead?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      a sequel where they retcon the previous game... why?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would have liked a new map, they didn't even have to make any new mechanics

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you have the balls to charge $70 for it, yes.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate your existence, go frick off and die homosexual.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      169 results on the archive
      What is wrong with this schizo

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        it isnt just one schizo
        there are several others
        all seething about zelda because the shit game they play on their phones is mediocre compared to these masterpieces

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >nintendo Black folk admit they literally play on their phones
          kek every day they get more and more pathetic

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Completely detached from reality totk really did a number on your psyche

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        not even a fraction of how much zeldagays spam on gacha threads

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      thats still less than 90% of pro-zelda spam bots lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only in your schizo mind

        just play an actual good creative game then
        its called Gmod, tendie.
        Unlike this pretentious DLC tier game

        steam aspie

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is going to be filled with that moron yelling eric troony for the whole day right?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean the OP of these TOTK seethe threads?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, any time I've made a totk thread it has happened and I'm not OP

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You mean OP makes his own threads to spam "Erictroony" when there isn't one in the catalog?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Girl's head shape is built like Pepe. Wtf

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Erictroony, stop trying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nooo not the poor shitposting thread, it doesn't deserve this

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEETHING EVERYDAY LMFAOO

    What does it feel like?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >experts
      This is the funniest part of the picture.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did this got metascore manipulated like TLOU2 and cyberpunk? Japanese devs seems to have inferiority complex on genshin so that they manipulated metacritics like TLOU2 by bribing critics such as Elden ring,ToTK and Xenoblade 3.

      "Say the liar 100 times and it becomes a truth" is the Old Proverb of Japan, despite Western SJW makes use of this proverb more, like pregnant ken doll and gender thing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Experts
      lol

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That'll be $70
    And its the best $70 i spent since BOTW.
    Keep seething chuddie

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    totk is still far from a zelda game but playing through it actually made me hate botw more than I did while playing it
    it still lacks pretty much anything to denote it as zelda rather than slapping on some names and "remember me"s from much better games, but totk actually has gameplay systems that you would want to interact with
    even if you ignore the autism with zoanite building mechas or something for purely utilitarian reasons it's a good system for getting more batteries and then making shit out of thin air when you get schematics
    it's baffling to me that it took them a fricking sequel to remember to put some sort of main gameplay focus in their video game other than "go to the next shrine" which even in totk is more interesting, partially because the shrines are better but because the underworld delivers more on a decent 'exploration' than either botw or honestly the rest of totk does
    i've only done the wind temple and while it was even more of a joke than the botw ones in terms of gameplay/mechanics it felt slightly more like a zelda dungeon rather than just 4 shrines stapled together.
    yahtzee was 100% correct when he said this is just what botw should have been, and even then it's still missing fairly large parts of a zelda game, but there was certainly a pretty sizeable step in the right direction

    since they've done land sky and underground, maybe they'll work a bit more on the actual game part and then make a sea too, wind waker's still like the #3 zelda game they've made

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never found the building shit useful because there're no challenges to overcome

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        make a thing to fly or make a bazooka to kill a gleeok seems like it'd be the two broad categories

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah might as well give me a jetpack, gluing one together from random shit serves no purpose if there's no problem solving or adapting required anywhere

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            kind of surprised they didn't
            also whoever at nintendo has a fetish for degrading items still needs to be publicly executed for what they did to paper mario, botw, and even animal crossing

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah might as well give me a jetpack, gluing one together from random shit serves no purpose if there's no problem solving or adapting required anywhere

          Complete bullshit. How did you beat any of the shrines? How did you beat the dungeons? How did you get off the starter island? Try harder with the shitposting.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i assume he meant for general usage, calm the frick down sperg I'm trying to actually talk about the game, though I know that's anathema to these threads

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            by piecing together the practically laid out solutions asking myself what the puzzles were, putting together inea furniture is somehow more of a head scratcher than this game

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              So you HAD to use the abilities and mechanics the game is built around. No other developer is ever going to you game with free-form puzzle solving where you can graft any object together - with it's own physics and utility properties - and not have it be a broken fricking mess.

              Will developers ever catch up to Nintendo? Maybe one day. But right now every other game seems so simplistic, restrictive and underwhelming compared to TotK.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >go to little island in middle of pond
                >conveniently placed wooden panel and a sail
                >say frick you and teleport away instead of putting together their lego dublo solution
                how anyone can feel like this shit is exciting is beyond me

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sucks to be you. Can't name a single other game this well design. Go play a shitter, simpler, more restrictive and completely inferior game then.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah you're a gay moron alright

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                play more games then zoomer chinkoid
                >Go play a shitter, simpler, more restrictive and completely inferior game then.
                we're already in nu-zelda thread though

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Breath of the Wild was better designed, I’ll say it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Scribblenauts

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it's about flexing your creativity, which you seem to not have

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          creative people engineer shit that solve difficult problems while manbabies in a gay society think playing with crayons is what being creative is all about

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's a video game moron

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm not the one trying to sell the boring and utterly useless building mechanics as some pinnacle of creativity, sure have fun gluing together you five wheeled car with a flailing piece of log attached to it, but you're a manchild if you expect me to see you as some creatividad

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, you're acting moronic trying to sell totk as some sort of nadir because you don't have the creativity to have fun with it and that passes you of

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I feel my cognition being stimulated while paying with lego dublo that means I'm a developed individual

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who are you quoting?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're a dumbass

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cry moar

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >nadir
                >passes you off
                Good morning Radesh

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          just play an actual good creative game then
          its called Gmod, tendie.
          Unlike this pretentious DLC tier game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Putting a square peg through a square hole is "creative"
          TotK fans are a joke.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I put my dick in your dad’s butthole every night

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              And that's creative to you? Why, homosexual?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                More creative than these spam threads

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have to be over 18 to post here

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Zelda fandom since BotW was largely replaced by secondaries and tourists and this is their series now so its over for any actual good Zelda game.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actual Zelda fans like me, who started on NES are laughing at you and your pathetic attempt to create a supposed diversion in the fanbase.

              You were always irrelevant.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry OP but I've played Tears Of The Kingdom and its absolutely amazing. Can you name a better adventure game on any other system?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Elden Ring obviously

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Elden Ring

        Nah.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >your feelings
          Didn't ask. This isn't a debate, Elden Ring mogs TotK.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            See

            >gabentrannies
            Ew, so Black person loving troony subhumans.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >This isn't a debate, Elden Ring mogs TotK

            Elden Ring couldn't even compete with BotW never mind TotK. Stay mad.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your first MMO

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    eric, I accept your troonycession 🙂

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    played it for $0. was pretty nice playing this at 4k 60fps defogged on my tv. but honestly there is too much menuing and i understand why people used infinite durability mods.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks the durability works correctly in the emulated version

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice bait, but durability works fine. most issues on yuzu have been ironed out at this point. emulation is the only way to play my friend. not trying to play this at 30 fps 720p.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I bet you didn't actually play at 4k60, what's your CPU so I can make fun of you for THINKING you played at 4k60.

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>No real dungeons

    what do you mother frickers actually want? If those weren't dungeons then I don't know what the frick to tell you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You really think devine beasts 2.0 are dungeons?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How are they not dungeons? lmao get a real argument.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >One big room with fans is considered a dungeon now
          First Zelda game?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >One big room with fans is considered a dungeon now

            Is Lies and Bullshit the only coping mechanism you have?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Temple
              It's a room with a fan.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope it's a multi-floored, multi-roomed puzzle box. Like a dungeon should be. Ya seethin. Lies and Bullshit is all you have.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >1 room and 1 corridor is a "dungeon" now
                How does anyone find this fun? Seriously? I returned the game after the second Temple.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                ACH NAE LADDIE, T'IS NAE TRUE DUNGEON LADDIE, YER NAE REAL SCOTSMAN LADDIE, YER NAE TRUE SCOTSMAN, NAE TRUE SCOTSMAN PUTS SUGAR IN 'IS PORRIDGE LADDIE, NAE TRUE SCOTSMAN LADDIE, NAE TRUE SCOTSMAN

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want some ebin indiana jones type of shit and not this gay baby shit

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the Thunder Temple and Fire Temple tho

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                getting up to it is half of the goddamn dungeon shit-for-brains

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This thing that isn't the dungeon is actually the dungeon
                No, I want real dungeons. This sucks.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >if it's not underground then it's not a dungeon

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, what I said is
                >If it's not a dungeon, it's not a dungeon
                And I'm correct. This isn't a dungeon, it's a walk(float) to a big room with a fan in it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Autists can't accept change

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >This isn't a dungeon, it's a walk(float) to a big room with a fan in it.

                You've already had your lies BTFO and that other anon is correct.

                The entire Rito quest, from Outlook Landing to the Hebra Mountains, the skies above and then the dungeon and boss battle, was about a dozen hours of the finest open world adventuring any gave has ever given to me. You can name a single game which comes close.

                Keep seething on Ganker til you choke.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You've already had your lies BTFO
                Where? Show me. I haven't said one lie.

                Autists can't accept change

                Is that why you'll call anything a "dungeon"?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't said one lie.
                Lying and seething

                >Temple
                It's a room with a fan.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's 1 room with a fan and a corridor, yes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's 1 room with a fan and a corridor,

                BTFO

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Looks like one room with a corridor to me. Cope.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's 1 room with a fan and a corridor, yes.

                BTFO

                >It's 1 room with a fan and a corridor,

                BTFO

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's 1 room with a fan and a corridor, yes.

                BTFO

                >It's 1 room with a fan and a corridor,

                BTFO

                >It's 1 room with a fan and a corridor, yes.

                BTFO
                [...]

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                not him but it very felt like some MMO tier talk to dude -> go to next marker -> talk to dude -> go to next marker -> initiate cutscene -> start climbing up the floating cubes with nothing going on them

                sure there was a tutorial mini boss from the starting area of the game and a blessing shrine and a tutorial shrine for how to use the trampoline boats?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No they aren’t, you could apply that same logic to the pre-TotK titles and it only makes it look worse

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                except no because there's more sandbox mechanics in BOTW style zelda

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what do you mother frickers actually want?

      I don't know. I only know what I don't want, which is whatever I get.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dungeons that aren’t a handful of buttons laid out to be pressed in either order and don’t take five minutes total to complete
      Unique items to find and a layout that gradually builds and expands upon itself would be nice too, but maybe Nintendo isn’t capable of making those anymore

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Those never existed.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Play the old games

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I did, none of those are like you described.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              How would you describe them then? Because from replaying some of the games post-TotK none of them have are tiny areas where you complete objectives in any order and don’t unlock any new items.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                A few rooms, some keys and an item that has almost no use outside of the dungeon ever.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, so purposely wrong then

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dungeons that aren’t a handful of buttons laid out to be pressed in either order and don’t take five minutes total to complete

        Not my experience and it wasn't yours either.

        >Unique items to find and a layout that gradually builds and expands upon itself would be nice too, but maybe Nintendo isn’t capable of making those anymore

        TotK has more unique items and rewards than any Zelda game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want each dungeon to literally be the size of an entire Zelda game.

        Take my deliberately unreasonable demands seriously.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody is saying that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >each dungeon to literally be the size of an entire Zelda game
          finally someone who gets it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I want each dungeon to literally be the size of an entire Zelda game.

          You can argument that is exactly what BotW and TotK. The entire world is one massive dungeon.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dropped this game faster than botw, with botw I at least got to the last divine beast meanwhile with this one I cringed out after the stormwind ark

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Acgay get in here, we haven't had an anti-totk thread reach bump limit in a while, and arthur can't do it by himself.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so sad how Arthur will desperately try and samegay a thread to bump limit, yet his effort is all for naught if someone doesn't oblige him.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reused ubislop towers
    >Reused koroks
    No they weren't.
    >No music
    Turn your volume up. There was.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zi tirs of de kingdom ezd un deeleze de Bret of de wayld, entonzedz Tualaigh prinzdezd y mayora zon deelezes de ocarina.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look it's a literal freaking rex mecha from mgs!!
    >is actually just a glued together piece of shit statue made out of random crap and with the functionality of any other barebones vehicle
    I'd be amazed if I were 12

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Most of the shit people made is purely decorative but seeing stuff like the drone strike where it has an aerial drone and grounded one combined and it rapes everything to death is cool. The problem with the game is that the battery is so fricking small until you fully upgrade it that anything on that scale is unusable because it would be faster to go in there and whack stuff with your sword.

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was disappointed in BotW but TotK destroyed my interest in Zelda entirely.
    The next 3D Zelda will have to be completely different from BotW for me to be interested.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sorry they confirmed this is what zelda is now
      get ready for at least another 10 years of this shit before aonuma dies from the japanese cold or something

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I see Erictroony is in full swing today.

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    another poopskinned subhuman seething about zelda thread
    how original

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >YWNBAS

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >seething about Totk thread
    yeah, eurotrash and shitskins hours, brain dmg from living a shithole and being raped by muslims

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait, aren't you that moron that thinks americans can't hate japanese games?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the only americans who hate japanese games are smelly sjw from West/East coast and rednecks

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never understood why Ganker gets so butthurt about BOTW and TOTK. The games are very different from western open world slop and feel very refreshing as a result.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I never understood why Ganker gets so butthurt about BOTW and TOTK

      BotW is the game which completely raped this board. They've never recovered. And it's direct sequel TotK, is just as equally acclaimed and successful.

      They'll be seething til 2030.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People don't like listening to fanboys constantly trash talk other games, games they've likely never even played. So imagine listening to a TOTK and BOTW fanboy who does nothing but talk about how every other dev is bad and how NIntendo is somehow the only good one.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah its simply because tendies are largely indoctrinated scum that don't even play other video games and just worship a corporation in the far east.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Well in context of the AAA gaming landscape, what studio is matching Nintendo in terms of new game quality? Bethesda? Ubisoft? EA? Blizzard?
        There's a ton of indie games and older titles that just mog everything we have now, but in the more major gaming space nothing matches TotK in terms of quality and quantity besides maybe BG3. People that call TotK a $70 DLC really don't know what a $70 DLC is and are usually the ones that don't actually play games. And with the only real comparison itt made being Garry's Mod, which is more a multipayer sandbox that requires hundreds of dollars for all of its assets, it's clear most people here don't know what the frick they're talking about.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eidos Montreal
          Darksiders devs and Warhorse all mog any Nintendo game past 2010

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >mankind rehash
            >shadows of tomb rehash
            >consecutive shovelware capeshit releases
            If this were 2011 I'd gladly agree with you, but lmao.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >rehash rehash
              moron

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mankind Divided is a literal unfinished game, Shadows is incredibly lazy and derivative compared to the original that was aping off of the realistic TPS trend started in the late 00s, and both are just as guilty as Nintendo if we're equating reusing assets to fake sequels.
                And even being generous, those were still over 5 year old releases. Glad Eidos really evolved and grew their talent out with fricking Marvel's Avengers.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                MD is still more finished and better designed than BotW and TotK, thats a fact.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only people who say this haven't finished MD.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                not really but whatever

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >in context of the AAA gaming landscape, what studio is matching Nintendo in terms of new game quality? Bethesda? Ubisoft? EA? Blizzard?

          None of them ever will. Gankertroons will do their best to deny Nintendo's achievements, either ourt of seething jealousy or an ignorance of video game design.

          To actually make a game like TotK, its simply beyond the talent and/or corporate mandate of most of them. Most game studios are not going invest millions of dollars and years of development in to creating entirely new game engines and THEN trying to create a game using that engine - putting hundreds of thousands of hours into play testing and refinement to ensure it wasn't a completely fricking broken mess. It would take many many years.

          Most developers don't work like that. Investors will say "we want to see a game by Christmas this year". So developers don't have the drive or even the freedom to attempt something like TotK.

          Instead they'll just superficially halfass Nintendo's concepts into existing game engines and think they're doing good.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >video game design
            >nintendo
            HAHAHAHAHAHAAH
            if you're 12 sure

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Kinda sad to see such such ignorance on a video game board.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe reddit is more up to your speed

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what studio is matching Nintendo in terms of new game quality?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like Terraria but I respect what it brought to the medium. Wish either indie would make a major mainstream break or have AAA studios taking extensive notes instead of just slapping shit like "roguelite" onto their games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because while BoTW was the Swang Song for the Wii U (which flopped HARD), it was also the main launch title for the Switch, and a handful of very dedicated Snoys was convinced that the Switch would not only flop as hard as the Wii U, but could very well be the end of Nintendo's run as a console manufacturer.
      BoTW being a brand new direction for not only the series, but Nintendo themselves (they never really did massive open world games, at least not 1st Party) added a lot of few to this fire. The Snoys were convinced that this new, weird Zelda would never catch on, and that it would tank the Switch launch.
      Then, the exact fricking opposite happened. And before anyone knew it, the Switch had outsold the PS4, which at the time was DOMINATING the console markets in an almost comical fashion. The hits just kept on coming, and I really do believe a lot of the anger for both BoTW and ToTK stems from how massive it made the Switch launch.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because mentally ill manchildren endlessly shill these boring ass games and totk is a lazy dlc sold for 70 bucks

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >its the one guy spamming the thing that people somehow care and even seethe about Zelda of all things
    lmao what a sad life.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I accept your troonycession 🙂

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh its you well then this thread is even more done now than it already has been

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my erictroonyseethe thread! Well, no (You) for you!

          Suck my dick homosexual

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reading is hard for the chinksect subhuman phoneBlack person
    lol

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You went so far off the deep end you aren't even aware the one thing TotK didn't "reuse" was towers from BotW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You went so far off the deep end

      Wait a minute! I know who OP is!

      IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Towers are still in the game and still utilized as the primary method of getting region maps albeit

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >arent you that *insert person living rentfree in my head*?
    this board truly is filled with shitskin subhumans with several untreated mental illnesses

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a yes? What country are you from? Because you're clearly not american.

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a certified Bingo thread, if ever I saw it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow a bingo that is actually accurate to the bone

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>No items
    Of all the stupid shit to say...

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    what compels a man to shitpost about ONE game 24/7?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's literally the only way they know to get any attention from anyone at all.
      This is all he has

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    old zelda games:
    >literally re-use the same characters, items, animations, mechanics and puzzles while just changing overworld and dungeon layout throughout the series
    >this is fine because its catering to your nostalgia, and "defines" the franchise in your opinion
    second game of new zelda:
    >already ditches the previous items to establish completely new mechanics
    >redesigning the overworld to fit new mechanics
    >gives the player tools to do way more things than in the previous title, which alraedy allowed for way more creativity and interactivity than any other zelda title before, completely blowing player opportunity boundaries once more
    >chuddies cry because the system to expand your inventory and weapon durability have been brought over as well as unlocking the map areas
    Its not like you actually had a point to begin with, copy pasting your sorry threads every day, but at this point everyone is just laughing at you.

    This "true zelda fans hate nu-zelda" shit is simply not sticking buddy, no matter how many times you want to tell yourself that you do not belong to a sorry minority that is simply too autistic to comprehend good game design.

    May you keep greentexting on the most irrelevant board on the internet until you die of a stroke. Godspeed; you achieved absolutely nothing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What count as a true Zelda fan, then? Apparently you can't like any game in the series, since they're all bad according to modern Zelda fans. Even LTTP is shit because it's too linear, which instantly makes a game bad according to you. even Zelda 1 is bad because you can't just skip right to ganon.

      Which Zelda games are "true zelda fans" allowed to like?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Even LTTP is shit
        I've always thought it was shit, even as a little kid playing it on the SNES.
        Links Awakening was the first Zelda game I enjoyed.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >game that's an even more railroaded and linear version of LTTP

          oof

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't say that was why I disliked LttP. You did.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's the complete antithesis of BOTW and TOTK. You can't call people fake fans for disliking those games, and then like a game that's the exact opposite.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't call anyone a fake fan.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Others in the BOTW/TOTK fandom did, so you get the blame for it regardless. Next time condemn them, and you won't be blamed for their sins.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Others in the BOTW/TOTK fandom

                There's no BotW/TotK fandom. There is only Zelda fandom. Some Zelda games are better than others. Get over it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                When you keep calling people "fake zelda fans" for liking the wrong games, that kinda contradicts your post.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When you keep calling people "fake zelda fans"

                Do you even own a single Zelda game?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Most of them, save for the CDI games and a few of the remakes. Definitely not a fan of the later games like Twilight Princess or Skyward Sword. But I can sure as hell tell you that LTTP is more of a Zelda game than cinematic experiences like TOTK and BOTW.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cinematic experiences like TOTK and BOTW

                Wow, you're a fricking idiot.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Most of them

                Cool. Post your collection. I love seeing what real Zelda fans own.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >TOTK and BOTW
                >cinematic experiences
                Literal spit take moment. Thanks for that.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >cinematic experiences like TOTK and BOTW

                Wow, you're a fricking idiot.

                Hey, don't blame me for pointing out that the fans don't like the gameplay, and just want to talk about the porn and waifus. How many Zelink threads do we need before people just up and admit that the game exists solely for waifu pandering?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I never see any gameplay talk on Ganker, like how are you supposed to even hold conversation over gameplay?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                16+ website, come back when you're a little older maybe

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lads been at this for over 7 years now.
                Even metroid is a movie game to him.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Others in the BOTW/TOTK fandom did, so you get the blame for it regardless
                Underage redditors are so embarrassing.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which Zelda games are "true zelda fans" allowed to like?

        The ones I like. Stop not being me. Why aren't you being me. You're supposed to be me.

        BE ME.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    but enough about Spider 2.

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 some moron hates on the piano music in front of my face

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    all modern zelda games are goyslop
    Darksiders series shits on it so hard.

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've noticed in this thread people are not even defending ToTK or BoTW but are simply calling out the obvious shitposting bullshit instead.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo stopped paying them thats why

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      more like the criticism is reasonable yet fanboys are unreasonable and have no counter arguments so they resort to baby rage

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        More like everyone is tired of your assblasted spam

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What critiism? You say something untrue, they say no and show proof then you start screeching in autistic rage and lashing out everywhere.
        Try not being so stupid and say shit properly.
        Don't say 'huur game has no dungeons' just fricking say the games dungeons are weaker than the ones in prior zelda games.
        It's not that hard you fricking homosexual.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          the game lacks any challenges making the mechanics worthless

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the game lacks any challenges making the mechanics worthless

            Why talk so much shit? TotK is probably the mist challenging game since Zelda 2. We've all seen your webms with the RED X's on them, so you obviously struggled. You don't post them anymore in TotK threads after being soundly humiliated and laughed at.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >TOTK is the most challenging game since Zelda 2

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                tendietrannies... our response?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                um... JOURNALISTS SAY ITS A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHALOM

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Posts a simple puzzle from the tutorial town

                Sad. Seethe for another 7 years ACgay

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >tutorial starting area
                >tutorial starting town
                >tutorial dungeon
                >tutorial final boss

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                genuinely surprised there isn't a red X death marker in this webm

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ah I see you felt sufficiently tested when you went in a shrine and had a three piece pile of shit lying next to a gap

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          nta but legit criticisms were made back when it came out ( and even before it officially came out ) but your average nintendo fan cannot accept ANY flaw on their slop

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            When the game was on emulator way before the official release people were playing it and had fun.
            Yes there was criticism and there was legit criticism.
            Then there's you and your screeching moronation.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              i am not even the same guy from before you moron
              this is my first zelda thread i posted in, in months because as expected it got infested by the erictroony shitskins guy once again

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You really think the average Nintendo fan can't accept any flaw but that hasn't been true for awhile.
                The issue is that most Nintendo fans just kids and Ganker is filled with contrarians that make you think this is the case because shitposting is just that easy.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            How Cottle it be legit if the game wasn't even out? This is why noone likes your

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              it leaked 2 weeks prior idiot

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                And? We were having these threads months before that ...

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people are not even defending ToTK or BoTW

      Nobody needs to "defend" BotW or TotK. They're two of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time. Isn't that right?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        hahahahahahaha

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    not him but since you brought up AC6 out of nowhere to seethe about
    AC6 is an actual video game unlike modern zeldas which are just badly designed puzzle sandbox games with a shitty retcons to its own series lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I accept your troonycession 🙂

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >And it has less waifus and cutscenes than AC&, btw.
    you have to be 18 to post here moron

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I accept your troonycession 🙂

    ok so its your typical trolling you subhuman loser
    i accept your concession forever.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go start another zelda mald thread

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thought it may be a better thread than the ones we had for months now
    >of course the erictroony Black person shows up
    i guess this shithole really can't ever again have a zelda thread that doesn't included BBC and NTR porn huh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not fair, why can't our anti-totk spam go unopposed?

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    why are you still seething about AC6?
    never expected Armored Core game to mindbreak this many Black folk

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    the game feels like those moronic feeders made to test crow intelligence

    literally why would I want to play some watered down puzzle shit in the first place?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop trying, Erictroony

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero Awards

      lmao

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zero good goyim awards
        yes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So you like troonymoviegames now huh congratulations on your troonysition

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people in the ac fandom calling tendies trannies
    Bros I thought acgay was better than that

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >184 posts, 42 unique IP's
    The homosexual is going all out.

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    No, THIS was shitposting

    This

    [...]
    [...]
    [...]

    is just calling out a fandom that angrily brings up a completely unrelated game for no reason.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No that's ACgay trying to save face

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There isn't a single thing wrong with this image. If you want games to be glorified movies, then go to Ganker.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No that's ACgay trying to save face
        You're replying to acgay you moron. btw you're the only person in this website that refers to him in allcaps

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know that

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            So you like troonymoviegames now huh congratulations on your troonysition

            Still no arguments. I've become the last person on Ganker to remain vigilant against movieshit. Meanwhile, TOTK fans will unironically praise TLOU and God of War because they have high metacritic scores. There isn't a word I could use that could insult you more than that.

            It's a lonely path, being one of the few people to keep their standards from sinking to the bottom.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You’re just a narcissistic schizo.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yet you play AC6... so you admit you're a troony

              [...]
              You don't actually believe that. Otherwise you'd go into the dedicated AC threads and voice your complaint there. Why bring it up in a completely unrelated thread?

              That's because you're afraid. You hide in Zelda threads so you can safely talk trash about non-Zelda games.

              I guess he's just not a massive assblasted homosexual like you

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we please stop having these threads?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      But TOTK's metascore is manipulated.
      Japanese devs have inferiority complex on genshin so that they use their budget to bribe critics instead of improving actual game, to manipulate metacritics like TLOU2 by bribing critics such as Elden ring,ToTK and Xenoblade 3.
      Japanese proverb says that "Say the liar 100 times and it becomes a truth"(嘘も100回回せば本当になる)

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody gives a frick about gachashit except dumb bugs

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          true
          us aryans like to pay full price before even playing instead of trying it for free

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine trying to compare a dogshit mobile gambling game to a masterpiece like TotK.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spend 2 hours building a raft
              >go to far from it
              >it despawns
              meanwhile

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mental illness post

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >masterpiece
              >TotK
              new Zeldas are literally singleplayer Genshin Impact all with their own gacha as well

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            aren't genshiBlack folk embarrassed posting stuff like this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TOTK's metascore is manipulated.

        lmao Holy cope XDD

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          well he is right even if he is moronic chinkbot

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah. TLOU2 of Nintendo.

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reused seething
    >real butthurt

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker will disregard a revolutionary, ground-breaking video game of incredible advancements in game design but then obsess over some dumb bullshit about a guy fricking his sister

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >posting normal replies
    >immediately gets labeled as ACgay despite Black folk seething about AC6 out of nowhere
    every.single.time.
    Zelda fandom really is psychopathic

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      who give's a frick, just let the lunatics spam their crack pipe fueled tweaker shit it bumps the thread

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Make another thread, b***h.

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You don't actually believe that. Otherwise you'd go into the dedicated AC threads and voice your complaint there. Why bring it up in a completely unrelated thread?

    That's because you're afraid. You hide in Zelda threads so you can safely talk trash about non-Zelda games.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You call these “Zelda threads”? These thinly veiled, “screech at Nintendo’s Success” threads?
      Lol.
      Lmao.
      Rolf, even.

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >ACsnoytroony, I'm not a shitposter that goes into moviegame threads just to seethe.
    >he says while seething about AC6 in a Zelda moviegame thread

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather have sex than play totk

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well anyone who plays nintendo game doesn't have any sex to begin with

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    It's related to the thread, since he asked a question, and I answered. As opposed to you randomly seething about a game that doesn't have much to do with Zelda.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >westoids
    >we want AAA quality every single game, they should release every year at most, and also not increase in cost

    >also westoids
    >REEEEEE WHY ARE YOU REUSING ASSETS WTFFFF I'M LITERALLY SHITTING AND PISSING MYSELF
    and this is why the westoid vidya industry is just troony movies now

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >trannies
    lol don't make me post that template with zelda fans posting their transition progress from botw to totk

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Even by your own weird logic, AC6 is still less cinematic than Zelda. The first ten minutes of each game is sufficient proof of that.

    >Zelda tutorial
    >walk and talk
    >mandatory, unskippable cutscene
    >Zelda crying about her feelings
    >Link jobbing to mummy ganon for no reason, with no input from the player
    >mandatory, unskippable tutorial where you get exposition spoonfed to you about things you should already know how to do after 6 years of BOTW

    >AC6 "tutorial"
    >pic

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    BG3 is a shit game but what does this have to do with Totk?

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't tell who's trying to troll who anymore.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP was trying to troll, now he's getting his ass reamed by 90% of the thread.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        we owned him hard with our facts and logic, right sisters?
        btw, check discord i sent another cute zelink to the <3 channel

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >we owned him hard with our facts and logic,
          Yep, it was pretty easy.
          >right sisters?
          Bros, actually.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    TotK is easily one of the best games this year. Why does Ganker hate great video games? Is it a mental illness?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >it's great because... because the paid critics said so ok!!!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've played it. I own a PS5, Xbox Series X and Switch OLED. TotK is my GOTY by a mile. It's a dream game for me. Certainly the best adventure game I've ever played. It's open world exploration and next-level game design put it head and shoulders above everything else this year. And it's on a tiny little Switch. This would be the equivalent of an NES game shitting all over the SNES, Megadrive and Neo Geo.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >12 yen have been sent to your Wahoo account

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >This would be the equivalent of an NES game shitting all over the SNES, Megadrive and Neo Geo.

          True.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too cinematic for my tastes.

  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I've played it. I own a PS5, Xbox Series X and Switch OLED. TotK is my GOTY by a mile. It's a dream game for me. Certainly the best adventure game I've ever played. It's open world exploration and next-level game design put it head and shoulders above everything else this year. And it's on a tiny little Switch. This would be the equivalent of an NES game shitting all over the SNES, Megadrive and Neo Geo.

    lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >post the final victory lap stage of a 5 stage boss battle

      This is like posting the final omni-slash attack against Sephiroth in Final Fantasy VII and pretending the preceding battle didn't happen.

      Why are you like this? Your entire shtick is made of up bullshit, falsehoods and bad-faith 'arguments'. It's obvious to everyone how fricking seething you are over this game.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I need a victory lap because a challenging final boss is too videogamey
        Like I said. Cinematic experience.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >literally zero arguments
          >exposes his own mental illness

          Its over.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            It's quite sad when the boss of the tutorial is harder than every single boss in TOTK combined. And this is somehow bad because..... challenge is bad? lol

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >zero awards

              Continue seething in TotK threads

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              don't bother
              manchildren cannot handle challenges since it would remind them of their real life which they failed at and so they resort to worshiping a brand that gives them validation and easy feeling of success and ''imagination''

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That would explain why they defend "victory lap" bosses. Ugh, if ever there was a mechanic i despised from snoy movie games.

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    suck my dick and leave my board trannoid

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meant for

      https://i.imgur.com/PjkTI1T.png

      >Reused map
      >Reused durability system
      >Reused ubislop towers
      >Reused koroks
      >Reused enemies
      >No real dungeons
      >No music
      >No items
      That'll be $70 plus tip for your BOTW DLC...sorry, I mean sequel.

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How do you gays bump repeated bait threads so much? Why and how do you take this much bait?

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >zero awards

    Continue seething in TotK threads

    Concession accepted.

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You build whatever you want using any object in game without the risk of it not saving. But I guess zelda morons can't even imagine that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You build whatever you want using any object in game without the risk of it not saving.

      You can build a permanent house in TotK too you fricking moron.

      In TotK creations are gameplay. What you are posting is not gameplay. I don't expect Gankertroon morons like you to understand the difference.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >You build whatever you want using any object in game without the risk of it not saving.

    You can build a permanent house in TotK too you fricking moron.

    In TotK creations are gameplay. What you are posting is not gameplay. I don't expect Gankertroon morons like you to understand the difference.

    >you can build a house in TOTK
    You mean something Minecraft and Terraria did a decade ago, and ten times better? oooh, look at that heckin innovation.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did you invent a new argument after getting BTFO.

      OoT did 3D adventuring 25 years ago. Something which is too complex for dogshit tablet games like Terraria.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]

        Anon you fricking troglodyte, the argument was about things disappearing and when they told you 'no' it changed to innovation.
        Do you seriously have nothing better to do today?

        Yet you play AC6... so you admit you're a troony

        [...]
        I guess he's just not a massive assblasted homosexual like you

        >"Zelda is the first game that lets you make houses, no other game did it before"
        >post a game that did it before
        >"THAT DOESN'T COUNT troony"

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Genshit is still gachatrash erictroony 🙂

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Still easily mogs nu-zelda tho Tendietrannie 😉

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Zelda is the first game that lets you make houses, no other game did it before

          Nobody said any such thing. Why did you invent a new argument? Why are you so mentally ill? Is this the part of the thread where you become so completely BTFO you turn full schizo?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're the one so desperate to praise Zelda, that you call every other game a troony game. At least when you pathetically tried calling AC6 a movie game, you could've made some argument about the cutscenes being boring or something like that. Instead you went full schizophrenic with blatant insults and namecalling.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              TotK will still be considered a masterpiece when you wake up tomorrow. It's one of my favorite games ever. Its better than yout favorite game. Stay mad.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >better than your favorite game
                Mine is BG3 and so far, they have the same metacritic, BG3 is far more relevant/discussed even on Ganker and it's already won GoTY awards (ToTK wasn't even nominated btw).

                So try again sis

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon you fricking troglodyte, the argument was about things disappearing and when they told you 'no' it changed to innovation.
      Do you seriously have nothing better to do today?

  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Give it up Tendietroony, your favorite game fricking sucks 😉

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How many times a day do you type troony? be careful because I think you're going to transition because of your obsession of trannies, Tendietroony

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl f: erictroony
    >1 of 19 results

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >309 posts
      >Ctrl f: troony
      >53 results

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ctr f: Black person
        >6 results
        so has the slur "troony" evolved to be more offensive than "Black person" now?

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    319 posts and only 59 unique IPs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      well yeah, the erictroony spammer has like 150 posts just by himself replying to everyone

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmfao hilarious how easy it is to get tendies to make everyone else hate them
    then again, after the ER shazamtroon debacle and the RE4 shitposting, they had already done half the work themselves

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      really bizzare how tendies hate good games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      oh wait i know why they hate good games... its because their shitty 30 fps tablet can't run them LOL

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmm, that would explain why they hate Armored Core 6 so much.

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Tendietroony, your autism levels are impressive, but botw and totk are the worst zelda games in existence. Just give it up

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My biggest qualm is how quickly hype for the game died.

    It felt like everyone talked about BoTW for years, the actual "minutes since" meme was made for it years later, even this OP has a BoTW meme when it's about ToTK.

    Was TotK ACTUALLY just a rehash? I never played neither BotW or TotK. Shit, even the Zelda general on /vg/ is already dead, lmao

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      BotW
      >One of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time
      >makes Gankertroons seethe for years

      TotK
      >One of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time
      >makes Gankertroons seethe for years

      That's where we are.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is ToTK even the most acclaimed successful game of this year? Seems like BG3 is mogging it in awards already, review wise, they're the same.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Is ToTK even the most acclaimed successful game of this year?

          It's still the top rated game of the year on Metacritic. It's sold more than 20 million in 6 months on a single system. It's already won tons of awards and will win many more. Whether BG3 win the California GOTY next months is utterly irrelevant.

          TotK is so good that the only coping mechanism shitters have is trying to convince themselves a better game exists somewhere. How sad is that?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Whether BG3 win the California GOTY next months is utterly irrelevant.
            So now that award doesn't matter, even though you praised it as a crowning achievement when BOTW won it?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Tendie Bonus
            >Paid off critics
            >Appeals to zoomers who love open world ubislop
            Doesn't count

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >LOOK, IT'S LISTED NUMBER 1
            >Metacritic is both 96
            Damn sis, you got me

            >meanwhile in reality

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >TotK is so good that the only coping mechanism shitters have is trying to convince themselves a better game exists somewhere. How sad is that?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >is trying to convince themselves
                I don't need to, I just let the awards for my superior game do the talking

                Where's your GoTY at bro? Shit, where's your General at Black person? Not even 1 year out and /vg/ already died out KEK

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >europoors awards vote for a europoor game to win
              wow

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >it's already won tons of awards
            Show me one GOTY it's one so far.

            I'll wait.
            >top rated game of the year on Metacritic
            It has the exact same score as BG3.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              He mad.

              >TotK is so good that the only coping mechanism shitters have is trying to convince themselves a better game exists somewhere. How sad is that?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >ignores me asking for GOTY
                I'll take that as 0(Zero)

                BG3 - 1
                ToTK - 0

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Highest rated game on Metacritic of 2023.
                One of the most acclaimed and successful games of all time.
                It's over son. It was over long ago.

                >TotK is so good that the only coping mechanism shitters have is trying to convince themselves a better game exists somewhere. How sad is that?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >website where you don't need to actually own the game to review it
            lmao

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    TotK will still be considered a masterpiece when you wake up tomorrow. It's one of my favorite games ever. Its better than yout favorite game. Stay mad.

    [...]

    Dude, where's your argument?

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reused ubislop towers
    they're in different places and function differently than the towers in BotW

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never played any zelda games in my life but the porn is awesome

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd let Ganon stretch me anytime he wants

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    good morning sirs

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Careful, that kind of talk is dangerously close to nonce behavior.

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's cool.

    Still more critically acclaimed than ToTK. Sorry bro, shoulda delayed your game another year to avoid BG3 too, same way you gays avoided Elden Ring. KEK

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ToTK tries to avoid Elden Ring in 2022 to win GOTY
    >still loses it to BG3

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Tendietroony you'll have a melty once totk loses goty to BG3 😉

  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    A
    troony
    BEAR
    SEX
    GAME

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >he saved a shitpost from march
    you really are ill

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >two more weeks
    It was actually only 1 week out since BG3 already won GoTY. See

    >LOOK, IT'S LISTED NUMBER 1
    >Metacritic is both 96
    Damn sis, you got me

    >meanwhile in reality

    Already lost.

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    How do they work?

    More reviews = Higher arbitrary rating? ToTK has been out for far longer and BG3 is spread across consoles. But let's look at weighting so far.

    https://www.metacritic.com/game/baldurs-gate-3/

    BG3 on PC - 114 reviews - 96
    BG3 on PS5 - 34 reviews - 96

    They're both 96 lilsis. But only ONE of those games has a GOTY

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      moron.

      TotK has over 150 reviews on a single system. Therefore more acclaim. Stay in school.

      >TotK is so good that the only coping mechanism shitters have is trying to convince themselves a better game exists somewhere. How sad is that?

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >MY paid off game journos are better than YOUR paid off game journos

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly, erictroony 😉

  88. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >gamecom
    Not a GOTY.

    I'll keep waiting, surely you can find some "translated to Engrish" japanese website that has nominated your shitty game GOTY, right Arthur?

  89. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this thread is gonna hit bump limit holy shit you homosexuals need to have a nice day

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only way I kill myself is if Nintendo release another open world ubislop Zelda game

  90. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thank frick the janny that deleted our thread yesterday got dealt with.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So that was just a one time deletion, mihoyo troony jannys won't make that mistake again, guess it's open season to shit up Nintendo threads and replace them with asiatic and chink gacha shit threads on Ganker

  91. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You can keep coping but the fact remains

    Baldur's Gate 3
    >96 metacritic
    >8.9 user score
    >GoTY

    ToTK
    >96 metacritic
    >8.3 userscore
    >No GOTY

    There's only one clear winner here sis

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >snoys review bombing.

      Some cope lmao

      >TotK is so good that the only coping mechanism shitters have is trying to convince themselves a better game exists somewhere. How sad is that?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gets BTFO by gigachad BG3
        >attacks low hanging fruit in Snoys
        Stick to arguing with all 5 Snoys still on Ganker, that's the only fanbase you can win against

  92. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    AHAHAHAHA

    https://b2b.gamescom.global/gamescom/the-gamescom/gamescom-award/

    >Only way ToTK can win GOTY is if the deadline is before BG3s release date

    BG3 literally wasnt' even eligbile AHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >TotK is so good that the only coping mechanism shitters have is trying to convince themselves a better game exists somewhere. How sad is that?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
      totk really is gonna lose to a troony game with bear fricking

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's even funnier

        >The only Awards ToTK won at Joysticks awards was "Best Nintendo game of the year"

  93. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So it didn't beat BG3 and the only GOTY award we've had with both games present, BG3 won in a landslide.

  94. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you can always play a free parody instead

  95. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >t-t-that one doesn't count bb-b-because
    Will you keep that energy when it also wins Dorito Popes award?

    I'll screencap it just in case, because i'll know you'll be in those threads that Ganker will be spammed with for a few days when BG3 sweeps that too

  96. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Funny how the super renowned and well known Gamescom GOTY has literally no hits when you youtube search it.

    I didn't even know they did GOTYs myself lmao, thought it was just a shitty E3 tier event. Apparently everyone else thinks the same

  97. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I love this because unlike with Witchergays, you can't even use Metacritic now. You're mogged everywhich way by a game with bear fricking in it. KEK

    >Metacritic = same
    >user score = BG3
    >gotys = BG3
    >Ganker discussion = BG3

    Go cry about it in your genera-... Oh... WAIT, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  98. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the fact these things are irrefutably true and no one can even argue it yet they eat up BOTW and TOTK anyway. Holy frick people are stupid.

  99. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That'll be $70 plus tip

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Link looks fricking nothing like this, it's a self insert troony oc

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the entirety of Botw and Totk are troony OC games

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      botw made me trans

  100. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Just like awards that don't check if you already voted 100 times.
    As opposed to this gamer enthusiast jury that decided it for the Gamescom GOTY?

    And I thought Baldur's Gate 3 was the troony game, KEK

  101. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Indeed, honestly surprised BG3 managed to score the same juicy 96. Thought for sure turn based would filter some journos, guess the game is that good.

  102. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost got bingo.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait, I actually did get bingo. Damn, that's depressing.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is actual game discussion on none of the squares?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
  103. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why do you keep saying poll?

    https://www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoystickawards/

    Goldenjoystick has the exact same homosexual judging as Gamescom. You just mad that ToTK lost the only GOTY that Bg3 was released in time to compete in or something?

  104. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    What do you mean botted you degenerate

    https://www.gamesradar.com/goldenjoystickawards/

    Wipe the tears out of your face bud, you're literally just lying now out of cope. I would prefer if GOTYs were done via polls, I couldn't give a frick about journo takes

  105. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >another 6 years of daily tears
    yay

  106. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >only polished the first 2 acts
    Damn, as opposed to TOTK peaking in the Great Plate-... The Sky Plateau (sorry) just like BoTW? Guess BG3 wins there too

  107. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >tendies too dumb to bot polls
    Another win for BG3

  108. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >I accept your troonycession
    BG3 won, more gotys, higher metacritic, higher user score.

    Hotter bawds too

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I checked for myself and it's true.
      Even shitty games like Fire Emblem and Xenoblade still have generals along with Mario and Splatoon. Did shitposters kill zelda general threads?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Zelda general died because there’s nothing to fricking talk about in TotK and annoying Zelink shippers would just use it to dump fan art without any actual discussion
        If you tried posting other girls they would seethe and make long rants about how the other girls aren’t canon options over Zelda even though two games go against that

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Erica spammed gore.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Post the archives, there was never any gore when I was there

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I checked for myself and it's true.
      Even shitty games like Fire Emblem and Xenoblade still have generals along with Mario and Splatoon. Did shitposters kill zelda general threads?

      Kek, are zeldagays making these falseflag threads so they can talk about their dead game then? That's what i'm taking from this, KEK

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the erictroony guy is literally replying to himself so yeah its been going for months

  109. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny how xe calls every other game moviegame when xir game has the same 15 minute cutscene play 4 times

  110. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I dislike BG3 as well, but this is a Zelda thread, and I have no reason to bring it up.

  111. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >reused posts
    >reused posters
    >reused fandom
    >reused Webms
    >reused arguments
    nintendo really can't catch a break lol even their fandom is reused now.

  112. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >better reviews
    >more sales
    >actually discussed
    >more gotys
    >hotter bawds

    BG3 won

  113. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    tl;dr

    BG3 won. Me and all my homies in the BG3 general on /vg/ agree with me. if only you could say the same about your "already dead on Ganker" totk fanbase

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      larian games are ass

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        And owned by tencent

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They mog sloptendo games

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only redditroony es who worship blacked trannies think that.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you were in the Nintendo defense force discord then you'd know

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            ?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              !

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              !?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                NANI

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lawl okay

  114. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The irony is, you literally need to go to reddit to even talk about ToTK. I can go anywhere, Ganker especially. LMAO

  115. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >5 year old screenshot
    lmao
    has it not occured to you that this is happening because you are the ones acting those snoytroons these days?

  116. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    elden ring is going to do it too

  117. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slop thread
    The Day Before is better than both TOTK and Slopper’s Gate 3

  118. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >reddit hates totk
    Damn, so you really have NOWHERE to talk about your shitty game then, LMAO

  119. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I actually bring up Terraria as an example of how I'd fix TOTK. I don't like BG3, so there's nothing positive to bring up.

    lol

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I actually bring up Terraria as an example of how I'd fix TOTK

      LMFO. Why isn't Terraria 3D? Seems like a massive problem.

      TotK is considered one of the greatest games ever made.

      Terraria is not and never will be.

  120. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Link: Oh? you're approaching me?
      >Terrarian: yeah, I can't beat you up unless I get closer. ORAORAORAORAORA

  121. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >doesn't even refute that he has nobody to discuss his dead game with
    Big Sad.

    Anyways, which looks better on my Dark Elf bro? Left or right?

  122. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Day Before will win GOTY 2023 on Steam and it’s confirmed KINO
    TOTK is slop along with BG3

  123. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Why are all snoys moronic and mentally il?

    They're seething they'll never get a masterpiece like TotK.

  124. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calls snoys moronic
    >posts the same journo worship shit that has been going on for months
    lmao
    tendies really have no shame

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kneel peasant
      The Day Before will always be better than both TOTK and Baldur’s Gate 3

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >TotK is so good that the only coping mechanism shitters have is trying to convince themselves a better game exists somewhere. How sad is that?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cope.
          The Day Before is superior to both TOTK and BG3
          Kneel peasant

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        both of those are shit games
        your point?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slop doesn’t even compare to The Day Before
          The Day Before will sweep up the trash at Steam’s awards.
          The Day Before fricking won
          Kneel peasants.
          Play the Early Access on December 7th or be a homosexual.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fricking have a nice day.
          The Day Before is the superior game to both troony homosexual.
          The Day Before is gonna win GOTY 2023 for Steam and you will have a nice day
          The Day Before is KINO

  125. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that only mentally ill people have conversations with themselves.

  126. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You didn't answer the question tho sis.

    Left or right. I like the gem one the most, matches the armor, do you disagree?

  127. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So the anon replying to himself in this thread is a snoy?

  128. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  129. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So that anon telling himself to stop is OP? Got it.

  130. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >why are you posting trannies
    I'm just posting my BLACKED Link tho?

  131. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Yes, to prevent this thread from hitting bump limit.
    So he's trying to prevent the thread from hitting bump limit by telling himself to stop bumping it? That doesn't make much sense.

  132. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Tendietroony stop lying and confusing people. Take a walk, get a job, do anything except defending Nintendo's honor

  133. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So that poster is moronic, glad you agree with me.

  134. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why can't you deal with the fact that nu-zelda fricking sucks ass. Genshin Impact is dogshit chink gachaslop and it's 100 x better than Trannies of the Kingdom and Breath of the troony

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kneel slop consoomer BG3 troony
      The Day Before will always be better than your slop.
      The Day Before is confirmed KINO and your slop will never win GOTY

  135. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    And so is that poster, because you said that poster is OP, remember?

  136. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    how will the troonycord reacts when slop of the bingdom gets mogged by the troony bear game?

  137. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shadowheart mogs nu-Zelda. Cope, seethe and dilate, tendietroony

  138. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    OP is fricking based because he's not afraid to tell it how it is and call out delusional obsessive Tendietrannies who think nu-zelda is anything other than premium slop that they gobble up like good little goys

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      > Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)02:14:53 No.658300641
      (You)
      You seem upset and unhinged 😉

      [...]
      I'm not, I agree that OP is moronic. Your turn to say that poster is moronic.

      They are the same person.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      God I hope Nintendo continues to mindrape troons like this. It's hilarious.

  139. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I'm not, I agree that OP is moronic. Your turn to say that poster is moronic.

  140. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i haven't played it, so i wouldn't know, unlike you troons i don't shittalk games i haven't played

  141. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >They are the same person.
    Then why did you imply I was afraid of calling OP moronic when I did here

    [...]
    So that poster is moronic, glad you agree with me.

  142. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    > Anonymous 11/23/23(Thu)02:14:53 No.658300641
    (You)
    You seem upset and unhinged 😉

    [...]
    They are the same person.

    You seem upset 😉
    Odd how that person praising bg3 stopped posting the moment this began

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moment this began
      What began? I was the one posting BG3 based comments

      [...]
      You didn't answer the question tho sis.

      Left or right. I like the gem one the most, matches the armor, do you disagree?

      .

      I just left after having proven my point, now i'm playing the game like over 100,000 other people on Steam alone. BG3 won

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gabentrannies
        Ew, so Black person loving troony subhumans.

  143. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >over 100 posts deleted
    so it's really 2 schizos going at it lmao

  144. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jannies love this thread and posts like

    [...]

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was made by a snoytroony, so jannies love it

  145. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >delete the spam
    >leave up the shitpost thread
    dumb gacha troony janny

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jannies exist to protect snoys, that is always how sonygaf operated

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not a shitpost thread I genuinely hate nu-zelda. The tendie troony calling everyone Eric ruined it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You seem upset, Erictroony 😉

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Back so soon? Just give up Tendietrannie

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I accept your troonycession, Erica 😉

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              ok Tendietrannie 😉

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                You forgot
                >story ignores parts of the prequel entirely
                >story isn’t even well written to begin with
                I’m not expecting quality writing from Zelda in the first place but holy frick they didn’t even try
                This is the third game IN A ROW with some ancient advanced tech civilization that had to erase any trace of the previous civilization that they created for that to begin with

                >ctrl+f
                >[deleted]
                >124 results
                jesus christ, 1 guy gets banned and thread is 1/4 smaller
                this is why people call zelda fans mentally ill

                Erictroony, your cope isn't working 😉

  146. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey guys, what's going on in this thread? Heard people were talking about me here.

  147. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOP

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          ATOP!!!!!!

  148. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ctrl+f
    >[deleted]
    >124 results
    jesus christ, 1 guy gets banned and thread is 1/4 smaller
    this is why people call zelda fans mentally ill

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Continue seething in Zelda threads I guess. I hope it works out for you.

  149. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot
    >story ignores parts of the prequel entirely
    >story isn’t even well written to begin with
    I’m not expecting quality writing from Zelda in the first place but holy frick they didn’t even try
    This is the third game IN A ROW with some ancient advanced tech civilization that had to erase any trace of the previous civilization that they created for that to begin with

  150. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bump

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NO

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Delete this.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      STOP BUMPING ERIC'S THREAD!!!! WE CANT LET HIM TALK SHIT ABOUT ZELDA OR NINTENDO

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But I will be alone ;_;

  151. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did this amazing high quality thread suddenly slow down?

  152. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bunp

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop

  153. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    slowly making my way through totk. the feeling of exploration, my favorite part of botw, isn't there because i have hyrule memorized from the previous game. i don't like the depths, its just not fun being down there... and the sky islands are too sparse.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally every single corner of the map isn't redone with new content and changes. The game built on your knowledge of BotW.

      You need to try harder because this shit tactic is pathetic and isn't working.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok, like a bomb shelter under a town? cool i guess... for a DLC

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, so purposely wrong then

          Erictroony, that cope isn't working.
          But I accept your troonycession

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mindbroken tendytroony

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            i don't browse this board enough to understand your eric reference. i do believe you are obsessed with troonys though. nice argument anyway you sure convinced me 🙂

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Mindbroken tendytroony

              Elden Ring obviously

              I accept your troonycession, Erica 😉

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

          Like entirely new handcrafted main quests, shrines, side quests, organic confrontations, caves, sky islands and and entire fricking underworld to explore.

          Go play a vastly inferior game.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            listen, that's all true. just feels more like DLC to me ya know?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >all of those deleted posts
              HOLY SHIT, IT UNIRONICALLY IS ONE PERSON

              TENDIES ARE FRICKING SCHIZOS

              >moment this began
              What began? I was the one posting BG3 based comments [...].

              I just left after having proven my point, now i'm playing the game like over 100,000 other people on Steam alone. BG3 won

              Erictroony is seething, kek

  154. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bump

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop right there, criminal scum!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice meme

  155. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bamp

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

  156. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all of those deleted posts
    HOLY SHIT, IT UNIRONICALLY IS ONE PERSON

    TENDIES ARE FRICKING SCHIZOS

  157. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    another fantastic thread! Great job, team!!

  158. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where did all the people from this totally organic thread go?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We all went to play Genshin Impact which is much better than trannies of the kingdom

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah, there you are Erictroony 😉
        And still worshipping chinks.

  159. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Erictroony, you lost.

  160. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who is Eric?

  161. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if someone doesn't like TotK you can instantly tell that they have shit taste in video games

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