>Roberta, it is absolutely necessary for you and two other female Sierra On-Line employees to pose nude in a pool for the cover of our upcoming text adventure game, all about trying to get laid with women you've just met. I expect the game to become a huge seller and your participation will massively impact its market performance.
I bet it was her idea.
this
imagine not being redpilled about the nature of women in 2015+9
I doubt she minded.
What a gal
yea she seems pretty chill
I will now play her game
It was. The male devs wanted to hire models for the photoshoot. The female devs couldn't stand not being the center of attention for five minutes so they said they'd do it instead.
It's fine, all three of them were pretty sexy. But yeah, OP is a homosexual who's afraid of women.
I prefer it with the female devs. They're more realistically attractive.
>beautiful people aren't real
this is bullying
>But yeah, OP is a homosexual who's afraid of women
--Wow you completely fricked up your post at the end. There's a way to insult him and this was not it. What you did, was a shriek of moronation.
Touch pussy.
You first incel.
Absolutely it was. Roberta was the absolute leader of that duo,ken just followed around and was the public persona because nobody wanted to see a chick in charge.
First post best post.
OP must be a naïve child.
> must be the man exploiting women for financial gain
people like yourself are so intellectually bankrupt and morally grotesque that it's no surprised why people such as yourself never have children and live completely alone in a house that smells of cat shit.
She’s a prostitute and asked to do it, OP has never seen a vegana
OP has never had fun in his life
Zoomer op so dumb he didnt realize roberta being on covers was a meme
Sh...sh-she made this game? I remember playing this in kindergarten in '97, heh...
Just post the cover.
Where do I find a coder waifu?
I hope Roberta took lots of nudes in her prime and some day she'll start an OnlyFans with classic nude pictures.
There’s gotta be a trove of negatives of artsy B&W nudes out there somewhere
What game cover are you talking about? Not all of us played shitty text adventures you know.
https://twitter.com/AdventurersCap/status/1271493868115165185
he's completely ashamed of that cover now and said it was one of those things you do in your 20s because you thought it was cool or edgy but it was actually pretty cringe
>Softporn Adventure was the only text adventure game made by a company whose reputation was built around cutting edge graphics--this was done as many retailers would have refused to carry an adult game with graphics. The plot centers around the nameless protagonist's attempts to get laid but the awkward, cringy dialog was clearly the product of a nerdy computer programmer (Chuck Benson) who wasn't much of a catch with the ladies--most of it was based around Benson's own attempts at getting a date.
>Despite its many faults, Softporn Adventure was a major hit for Sierra, moving some 20,000 copies at a time when Apple had only sold around 100,000 Apple IIs in total and that wasn't factoring in people with pirated copies.[8]
I played it for the first time in the Leisure Suit Larry collection. I was a big fan of Zork and various ICOM games, but this one stumped me. Got a real laugh when i discovered that "FRICK" was a command when I used it on a transvestite or something and it kicked my ass.
Ken Williams canonically fricked Captain Thygh
name one
Auster thread
this one
https://twitter.com/AdventurersCap/status/1271493868115165185
Thanks anon(s)