>roll
>roll
>roll
>light atta-
>*boss reads your inputs*
>roll
>roll
>roll
Without using the letter G, explain how this is fun.
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>roll. >roll. >roll. >light atta- >*boss reads your inputs*. >roll. >roll. >roll
It ud
play better.
while i agree that it isn't, you could reduce every single game to this
Other games have tactics, strategy, individual playstyles. Rollslop is rollslop.
games me like complex. games me don't like simple. me mammoth hunter as frick. you berrypicker as frick
even sekiro, the game that fluoride drinkers incorrectly refer to as a rhythm game, is more complicated than that because there's moves you can't parry, moves you can't dodge through etc. you don't use the same response every time.
From troons are like Nintendo fans, even if the next game forced you to roll 50 times per attack window they would say it's fun and engaging
get gud
Your mistake was thinking Souls games are about fun, it's about meta nu-fun.
You're meant to be frustrated at not being able to beat a boss, look up methods to make it easier online, exploit it, then go brag about it online how the boss is actually easy. Souls would never have gotten popular if it wasn't for the internet. It's not about beating the game, but telling people you did.
it isn't, fromslop is a waste of time and money
I'm noticing that nobody has an actual defence for this DLC, they just spam "get good" or "change your build".
The complete lack of rational thought indicates that the DLC might actually be shit
T. Hasn't played shadow of erdtree yet
Well that's kinda the impression I get too, it's more malenia tier bosses apparently and open world slop. I fricking hate open world and so did the soulsefanbase till elden ring did it of course. It's kinda funny
why bother, it's all shitposters and shazamgays
Just Gankeredditor consoomers being consoomers, they will spend hours defending PRODUCT instead of doing anything else with their pathetic lifes.
DLC is fake moron
elden ring was the first game that made me b***h out every fight because i just wanted it to be over, thankfully jump attacks are busted and give hyper armor so no real poise is needed
>get any big weapon and two hand it because dust touching your dangling off hand will hit you and may break your hyper armor
>doesn't matter what stats, just enough to wield the two hander, optionally you can use one handed weapons but like i said earlier you have to two hand it or the moves will hit your dangling hand
>run away until boss does lunge attack
>jump attack him
>repeat until boss is dead, learning boss moves optional, you respawn super close and the boss will sometimes just decide to be moronic
not even DS3 with it's beginnings of bullshit got me so tilted, like only aldrich's or whatever the gwyndolin slugs name was, was the only real boss to tilt me, for whatever reason i was too moronic to run away from the arrow rain despite sprinting, maybe i was just too slow to start
Why would I care what some shitter thinks? I am enjoying the DLC. You can't convince me I'm not having fun.
games like this are only fun if you hate yourself
beat the lion first try and the knight fifth try
Use shields morons. I swear ER haters are more obsessed with rolls than ER fans.
>not using R2's
no wonder you gays have so much trouble
stagger the fricking boss it's free damage
skill issue
the eventual success feels like finally getting another fix of whatever substance you're addicted to, and the feeling of succumbing to a deeply ingrained habit is something that very nearly APPROXIMATES fun.
Rollslop is far from the only genre to be guilty of this.
It's not. Which is why you shouldn't play like that, Mattgay.
acquire proficiency
There's way less input reading in the DLC.
Matter of fact I hardly notice any, especially compared to how egregious it was in the base game
you need to become better
Use more skill
>Without using the letter G
skill issue