>ROLLSLOOOO-
Face it. All you know how to do in these games is spam roll, so you blame the game when it punishes you for doing this instead of using shields and other mechanics.
No other dev makes this kind of game, with these kinds of themes and visuals.
You hate that they gate these aesthetics and experiences behind challenging gameplay. You want to press X to win like Witcher 3 and Batman and see the content. This is why you're mad. Because yet another release, yet another load of kino is out of reach for you, and even when you get it, you use all the crutches to accomplish it, that it didn't feel earned, and you haven't got the same attachment to it as the rest of us.
May Fromsoft continue to be based and never insert difficulty sliders or mtx or battlepass into any of their games for as long as Miyazaki lives
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Chink has melted down on dozens of threads lmao
The game is bullshit and chinese players aren't afraid to call it out for that
get gud
dsp is beating your gay dlc by spamming two buttons. it's not hard just badly designed rollslop with damage sponge bosses and useless open world
Why do you even know what a streamer is doing you fat cuck
This dlc would literally rape your pathetic butthole homosexual
kek, seething fromtroony. you probably slit your wrists when he beat Isshin second try, didn't you?
Again, I wouldn't know what some homosexual streamer did, and I didn't even play sekiro. Kys zoomer
>shitkiro trannies are behind the ER seethe too
imagine my shock
Sekiro has one of the most disappointing and boring boss fights in any FromSoft game btw
even Shit Souls 2 is better in that regard.
High Test Chinks speaking their minds
Low Test Americans cower before women and trannies in social media
Chinks are literally known for being awful at every videogame and literally pay cash to complete all of them. The entire chinese games market is about paying as much money as possible to win.
What the frick are you babbling about.
How dumb of Miyazaki not to give specifically for china an option to buy Skibidy things for cash
>reddit spacing
based fromslopper
>reddit space boogeyman STILL
I remember being called a reddit spacer the first time, after I'd been paragraph line breaking since 1997. Gee, do you know when I started being called a reddit spacer?
When redditors like you appeared.
>discussion of any big game not on the switch is impossible because all the 3rd party have been skipping nintendo for so many years that favela tendies have nothing to play but discord
Good morning sars
>these kinds of themes and visuals
You mean schizophrenia? None of the soulsborneiroring games have a coherent vision, it's just a bunch of disparate designs and ideas slapped together in each entry.
DeS was the most focused of them, but only because it was the most generic.
Literally actually wrong Demon's Souls was by definition a literal slap job with even boss assets just straight taken from previous unrelated games with a confused world artstyle with high fantasy and low fantasy muddled up together.
Bloodborne was the first time they were coherent and Elden Ring is so coherent that literally what kind of architecture pillars use in an area tells you heaps of shit about what happened.
The amount of weird botanical and architectural autism in elden ring is staggering. I only know some of this shit cause of my mother, but all the shit about crucible and fingers and grafting is fricking wild.
>We need a game for people who can't play real video games and lose all their Fortnite, PUBG, Tarkov, COD, Valorant, CS:GO, and FIFA PvP matches to a 6-year-old. How do we make people with slow reflexes and who are bad at video games feel good? Make a PvE game and make them think it's hard so that they can feel good after beating it.
Reminder: you are still not a real gamer, and you will still lose to a 6-year-old in PvP. No amount of coping on reddit will fix it
Play some games with real combat
I find the artstyle to be trash and world to be boring. I always come back to Morrowind or The Witcher 3 to wash off that shit from my eyes. Souls games are boring.
>I find the artstyle to be trash and world to be boring
how?? what exactly do you not like about it? it's the nicest looking game ever.
Same
>Witcher 3 still the token console game homosexuals bring up
We get it, you like bog standard dragon age type medieval fantasy. They don't have an art style though.
Witcher 3 is also a worse game than 1 and 2 for different reasons and is the literal definition of open world for open worlds sakes. It has complete dogshit non combat where everything is just cube hitbox generation and geralt has a grand total of like 12 animations in total, nevermind the fact that elden ring lets you do like 12 anims just on one dagger just when one handing it let alone two handing dual wielding and all hte other jillion weapon types.
Witcher 3 has literally 12 enemies in the entire game reskinned.
Limgrave has more unique encounters in it than the entirety of Witcher 3. You seriously have to be completely mindbroken to keep bringing this piece of shit medieval batman press X to win game up in 2014+10
More like Lamegrave
witcher 1 was fricking fantastic, no idea how they went from such a unique experience to an open world ubisoft type game with americanized music and delivery
Anything in Blood and Wine looks better than the entirety of Elden Ring and souls games put together. It offers more entertainment value since the story isn't complete dogshit and there is infinite amount of stuff to do than kill shitty bosses.
>says ER's artstyle and world to be shit and boring
>mentions he loves the shittiest and blandest worlds in gaming history
christ why the frick are Elden Ring hates SO fricking brain damaged, its every single time like this.
nta but i kept hearing this how B and W is amazing and i was so bored out of my mind that i couldn't wait to uninstall it
anyone sucking Shitcher 3's dick deserves to be executed and raped beforehand
1st and 2nd Witcher are the only good ones
Sorry homosexual but I do use greatshields and consumables and still find time to frick your mom back to sleep but you know what, facefricking your mom aside, I think most people are just tired of the smale old trite bullshit of "Spastic moron has a seizure" while you find the time between his convulsion to get
in two to three hits depending on your weapon type, repeat ad nauseum. Its not only shit but worse than that, its fricking boring.
>"kino"
>final boss is shota x bbc incest
DLC was a waste of time and potential
Mutt brain
thats not even the final boss LMAO
how easy the Black folk are outing themselves
enlighten us then moron
play the expansion troony
I beat the final boss today, pathetic ragebait
today i learned batman lives rent free in the heads of soulsgays
>Use shields
>38 hit combo just eats through your stamina and now you're dead
Great idea. Unless you're using a decked out great shield why even bother?
They put in a new tear that let's you sekiro parry via well timed blocks for 5 minutes.
lol, my claim that the only "argument" that troony Ring troons have for the game being good is "muh vistas" keeps ringing true. trully the Reddit of fanbases.
no idea what's even so appealing about the visuals to them. it's just generic openworld shit with some giant body horror stuff copy pasted throughout the barren map occasionally.
doesn't help that the colors are super muted
>doesn't help that the colors are super muted
the colors are the best part. when you go the ledge and see the liurnia vista, it's like looking at a painting.
>when you go the ledge and see the liurnia vista, it's like looking at a painting
and then you remember all the shitty copy and paste mini dungeons spread all over the map and turn it off
>generic open world shit
you don't know what the word means do you zoomer?
Maybe research on the internet before embarrassing yourself in public.
ER's open world is one of the most unique and well crafted ones in the entire gaming history
t. plays games for a very long time
most players are shitters who panic roll to create distance even though Elden Ring bosses specifically are programmed to punish people who roll to gain distance so they can heal.
That would be less of a problem if the game emphasized positioning at all. The i-frame window on rolls is massive compared to something like Monster Hunter and it just encourages spam.
Designing your game around an invincibility button generally just leads to boredom.
>if the game emphasized positioning at all.
It does, that's what filters most
>The i-frame window on rolls is massive compared to something like Monster Hunter and it just encourages spam.
False
>nuh-uh!
Guess we'll just agree to disagree.
MH Rise has 8/60 while ER has 13/30 which translates to 26/60 iframes on the roll kek you're moronic
>world has 14/60
huh, that explains why snoys prefer it.
>challenging gameplay
moronic meme boss design
>use main defensive option entire game is known for
>lose
You midwits overestimate how deep this game is. You just memorize boss movesets but now you have to memorize more shit for longer amounts of time and people are just getting tired of the rote memorization
> love endurance running and marathons
> the guys who are behind all the cool marathons say that they're organize a new one
> sometimes they do really great cross country running competitions, but they've been doing them for a long time, so a change is welcome
> get to the starting line
> the marathon guys say that they've changed up the formula a bit to make things more interesting
> the distance is 420 kilometers, the distance is that way because you actually run the same marathon 10 times, every kilometer a special guest hits you in the knees with a rubber mallet
> tell them that it looks pretty strange for what they're trying to accomplish
> "don't worry, mate, there's a water stop every 500 meters and you can radio Stephen Kiprotich to princess carry you through the entire marathon"
> tell them there's no need for Stephen Kiprotich and that-
> "oh come on mate, Stephen Kiprotich will be very sad if you don't radio him! we also hired so many water girls for this one, you won't regret it!"
> run the marathon
> regret it
>food analogy
>shields
You didn't beat the game
Even someone as low iq as you should be able to notice the difference between the boss speed in DS1 and elden shit while player speed barely got buffed.
Most people beat Gwyn in a minute or two.
radabeast takes 4-5 minutes. same for fire giant.
Expansion is amazing
loretheoryBlack folk got the rope
These games are gay tier shit
get gud
>All you know how to do in these games is spam roll
I would take any alternative, but there isn't any
>implying souls series isn't press x to win
sadly from soft lost the ability somewhere after DS3 to design good boss battles (sekiro doesn't count it's not a souls game) . Their approach today is just to bloat healthpools and give dumb movesets with infinite stamina and aoe nonsense. They have not made any substantial improvements to anything in 15 years developing these games and in many ways have gone backwards.
I made a point completing BB, DS1 and DS3 and Demon Souls without summons but think whatever tactics anyone's use to win over this piece of shit lazy gameplay design is fair game now . From soft have been rewarded for bad behaviour by normies and zoomers and that's why we can't have nice things anymore. Because of people like you. 'Difficulty' for the sake of difficulty that rewards cheese and stat min maxing is NOT good gameplay. It's like deciding to take a piss with the bathroom light off.
Sekiro doesn't have a good boss fights kek
haven't read the rest of your schizo babble