Which /vrpg/ lines live rent free in your head?
The less "intended to be memorable" (i.e. not like a quote from the main character/villain/etc) the better.
>Me will crush you! Crush you to GOO!
Or even better
>You mess with me, you mess with YOU!
For the longest time, I had a Berstein bear moment and thought that there was a two headed Ogre enemy in Baldur's Gate who said "You mess with me, you mess with TWO!
>endure, and in enduring grow strong
this unironically helped me develop as a teenager as it was my first time hearing such thoughts.
Weren’t there two headed ettins in some infinity engine game? Maybe iwd1
If we talking BG2 and misheard, then for sure Yoshimo takes the cake
>So tbh ne
I was a 12 year old who knew nothing about Japanese at the time. So I just thought he's saying
>So, Disney...?
Like he's a joke character who's asking Disney to give him an acting contract. It was a huge stretch but he still seemed like a less wacky character than the Misc agreement.
>Berstein bear
so I kicked him in the head till he was dead nyahahaha
Why was the sword coast crawling with californian surfer dudes turned bandits?
their iron surfboards broke
>I will be the last, and YOU will go first
>I need a swig of some strong dwarven ale
DEMON FANG
DEMON FANG
DAMN I MUST BE A GENIUS
DOUBLE DEMON FANG
>Some people....never... learn
(repeat ad infinitum in background npc talk)
When it comes to background noises, Planescape: Torment takes the cake. There's a SHIT TON of them, and most actually relate to the game, the characters, what's happening etc.
For example, when you stand near the Burning Corpse Inn, there's a guy actually heckling "come inside, that man's on fire!" amongst other things.
>FINEST TOLEDO STEEL
Isn't even canon breaking, since Earth a'la Age of Mythology is absolutely part of it. One of the magical items references fricking Poseidon.
>Come on Cutter you don't wanna sleep out here it's cold!
Do you remember in Baldur's Gate 2 when you enter the Slums in Athkatla? There's all kinds of little background noises. Dogs barking, people talking, and then out of nowhere, a guy just shouts something along the lines of, "BOOOOOOIL!"
I don't know if it was meant to be unintelligible, but in my head canon is just sounds like a guy who's had it up to here trying to get something to boil.
Oh, you don't know what that is? It's explained in ToB, where someone mentions they caught a kobold Bhaalspawn (I'm not 100% on the race) and boiled him alive in the slums of Athkatla.
Oh, I remember now. A guy mentions that two Ogres caught a kobold Bhaalspawn, and cooked him in a pot in the slums of Athkatla.
Funny, I always found that aspect of its sound design to be a disaster. Those exclamations are so noticeable that they end up making the background walla loops very noticeable as well, thereby detracting from immersion.
My inn’s as clean as an Elven arse!
My inn is open to all to who beehavemthemselves.
>enemies everywhere
>go go go
Dota 2?
Mass effect 1 was such an amazing game
>I will DESTROY you
Bag em and tag em!
>EVEN IN NUMBERS, A WEAKLING IS A WEAKLING STILL
AH SERVE THE FLAMIN FIST
>Let's fight like men! And ladies! And ladies who dress like men!
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
>I see something whose power *almost* matches mine.
Egg-egg-egg-egg-egg-excellent!
>Berstein bear
Are you telling me there was a third alternate dimension...?
I speel my drink!
I can hear the glass breaking like it was yesterday
this thread isn't for jarpigs
All the great magic quotes from Valkyrie Profile
>Ye must desire respite from thine empty existence
>THOU SHALT HAVE IT
>Come to me, dark warriors! Battle awaits us!
>My vision is augmented.
>I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime.
That's terror.
>wealth beyond measure, outlander
>under sun and sky, outlander, we greet you warmly
>count only the happy hours
Hecubas's chant from the intro to Nox still lives in my head rent-free. Hell if I know why.
>Tenan de baak, Tenan de bek, Tedo sekito ammoak. Denan de taak, Denan de tek, En rumentalu seka...
THESE WALLS CONTAIN THE WORLD'S KNOWLEDGE
SO HARD TO FIND DECENT FOLK NOWADAYS
>Had to wake up from the dead in a place like this
>I must be hallucinating all this
>One foot in the grave the other in hell
>This is your eye. It's looks like it's seen better times.
>MORE WORK?
I'LL END IT THUS
Dinner! Dinner! Dinner! Dinner!
One of the most cringe worthy scenes I've ever seen in a video game. Skip to 2:00 for the good stuff.
... okay, if anyone ever replicaes this IRL, i'm joining in.
>You're a queer fellow!
Especially rich coming from someone who just underwent FtM transformation
STOP TALKING
Nobody has as many friends as the man with many cheeses!
SPARE NO ONE
SPARE N-URGHhhhh
SPARE NO O-URGHhhhh
SPAR-URGHhhhh
SPARE NO ONE
S-URGHhhhh
SPARE-URGHhhhh
I started laughing because of how accurate this is.
FOUL THIEF
FEEL THE KEEN EDGE OF JUSTICE
Slowly, Gently, This Is How A Life Is Taken
>pick a god and pray
>"I'm the finger down your spine when all the lights are out. I'm the name on all the men's room walls. When I pout, the whole world tries to make me smile. And everyone always wants to know, who... is... that girl?"
And then I jerk offd.
Ugh she's so misogynistic
>WEEZARDS GEEZARDS
>ZEE MIXTURE
>IT TASTES FUNNEE
You must gather your party before venturing forth.
This one was always annoying. Frick you game my entire party is right there, they’re just caught on each other and stuck due to shitty pathfinding
>Spirits be willing to talk!
Whaccha be needing?
In Suikoden 2 where everyone is depressed, some random old guy npc you talk to says "I'm just an old man who likes sake". That spoke to me.
Total sentence imposed is ten
Total sentence imposed is ten
Total sentence imposed is ten
FF9 -
If all were so easy, none would suffer.
So many times people say how easy something would be, and I remember that. The world is a complex place.
Diablo -
Not even death can save you from me.
Just a perfect line.
Oblivion (paraphrasing) -
Your mother bled like a stuck pig.
And the orc telling the story about killing a child at a birthday party.
Not that I have some sick obsession with weird violence but it was extremely immersive feeling like I shared a world with violent people. It wasn't just shop keepers and nice people like in JRPG's.
NUMBER ONE. THAT'S TERROR.
NUMBER TWO. THAT'S TERROR.
NUMBER THREE. THAT'S TERROR.
I DO NOT MOVE OUT OF ZE WAY
>Are you ready?
>Heh, you're a queer fellow
Did they actually say that in Baldur's Gate? I thought that was just my imagination.
One of Imoens lines.
Notice how there are no memorable RPG lines from 2010+ games ITT.
At best you can do annoying shit like Nuclear Winter etc from FNV.
See
>They *act* sooner than we *had* anticipated.
How many Slavs/ESLs still don't understand why Irenicus said this?
>Hey it's me, Imoen!