>ruins LOTR and the life’s work of a WW1 veteran
>ruins Fallout and the life’s work of Interplay and Obsidian
Who can stop him?
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>ruins LOTR and the lifes work of a WW1 veteran. >ruins Fallout and the lifes work of Interplay and Obsidian
who gives a frick
They are cultural vandal no matter what age.
>multibillionare making it his life's work to kill various nerd IPs
He'll probably go after another famous nerd franchise. Whats left to ruin?
warhammer and 40k, yes they can be further ruined
metroid
yoshi the dinosaur
That one is directed by Henry Cavill, so it may be safe... For now...
Every western game ever made. Once gabe newell dies, gaming in the west end permanently.
frick gabe steam is the biggest porn store I hope he dies and the industry collapses
>steam is the biggest porn store
gog-chan is going to change that
Back to the Future. That's if you forget about the bad games. Not sure about the comics or the other games that weren't on the NES, SNES or Genesis.
they already turned that into a garbage musical, too late
Blood Meridian.
He's already got his mitts on Warhammer 40k. Space marines will be going >IT'S MA'AM soon.
Reminder that Amazon also utterly fricked Wheel of Time series.
>inb4 some moron brings up jashinchan dropkick because Ganker is so wrapped up in their pirate bubble they don't know only season 1 is amazon in the west
I don't think fallout was on him. That was almost certainly todd's smooth charm.
LOTR was 100% him pissing frick knows how much money because he was high on being in love again.
>ruins
This might surprise you but actually he did not. Making some dumb shit does nothing to the original work you took from.
I hope you are right, or Star Wars is doomed.
>thinking bezos is the one making these calls
Bezos is laughing with his fleet of yachts, he's not supervising the fricking fallout script. Hell he's not even the one approving them. The only reason why he'd need to actually know what the hell is going on in departments is when someone needs to answer for a flop.
Even taking 15 minutes of this rich homosexual's time probably costs 3 years worth of salary for a grunt.
Don't forget all these failed projects were funding by tax payer money by leftists, despite him being a billionaire.
I could go back and read any of Tolkien's books or watch any of the movies, either trilogy or the animated one, right now, and they'll still be just as good or bad as ever. I don't give a shit about some nonsense dressed up in a table cloth and paraded around LARPing as a canonical addition to something written 100 years ago with no direct connection to the original author. I was a complete loser who spent hours and hours and days and days reading endless shitty fanfiction back in the 00s and never did any hack 2bit piss-poor excuse for a writer's self insert nonsense ever ruin the original work in my eyes. And those frickers did it for FREE, with an iota of passion.
But IGN gave Fallout a 9. Has to be good, right?
Look right into his eyes, you literally can not see life, a heart, a soul, emotion, or whatever spiritual shit there is.
What the frick
I'm stuck working at one of his warehouses until I'm disabled
Wheres my coffee pods wagie?
I opened the box inside the truck and just threw it on the pile when I saw it was nothing valuable
I doubt he makes any creative decisions. Is he even listed in the credits?
I really think he's too rich to even notice
>ruins Fallout
you could have tried better than this. maybe tried invincible
Such is de rigueur among the nouveau riche
lol he only "works" at amazon in a ceremonial position, he hasn't been ceo in years.
Is it even him calling the shots?
Amazon is so big now I wouldn't be surprised if the left and right hands didn't know what the other was doing.
I really doubt this bald butthole gives a single frick.
Does bezos even make decisions at this point or does his board of directors do it?
LOTR was ruined because Tolkien's grandkids value money. Christopher tried to maintain at least some kind of quality control and right away after he got too old to be director of the estate the leeches jumped at his kids and after he died they went all out.
One of the great-great grandkids is a resentful trustfund baby upset no one wants to read or adapt the crappy novels he's written.
It's actually the psycho b***h in charge of prime video. She shitcanned a faithful adaptation of Conan and pissed off the IP holders so badly, they stripped the rights from nearly everyone they could and have told multiple production companies to go frick themselves since. The guys who were going to helm the Conan series went on to be showrunners on House Of The Dragon instead.
This evil b***h instead had Wheel of Time rewritten to be turbo feminist and RANGZ O POWA's production purged of anyone who respected Tolkien.
I like how you can see the demon eye
>kickstarts the dark ages of videogames
I kneel