*ruins mario 1*

*ruins mario 1*

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  1. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    *ruins doom 2*

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Notch?

  2. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I disagree OP, it's nice to have something in the game that isn't trivially easy after multiple playthroughs.

  3. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's cool how they run at you after being on screen long enough.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      WHAT

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You’re late

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      imagine all the kids reaching these fricks and just trying to stay alive, cowering in fear at the left side of the screen, only for these psychos to charge them out of nowhere. miyamoto used to be based.

      I don't remember if I saw it happen when I was a kid, I would just run at them and hope for the best

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >imagine all the kids reaching these fricks and just trying to stay alive, cowering in fear at the left side of the screen

        That was me.

  4. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ruins Lost Levels

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Are you implying there was anything of value to ruin on the rest of the game

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoyed most of the levels.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lost Levels was ruined from the moment you pressed "start" on the gamepad.

  5. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    sonic 1 ruins

  6. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you suck maybe

    Wait to jump over him or save fire for it

    That was easy

  7. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think I have an irrational fear of video game enemies that spread huge amount of projectiles without any kind of pattern, thanks to this guy and some other enemies from other NES/Famicom games. They're unpredictable, just like real life psychos would be, and that is scary

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just quit being a fricking pussy

      People are stupid oh well

  8. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah that "Super mario" game was ruined and failed completely. It's a shame because it had some potential.

  9. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    YUP, these bad boys used to be legendary terrors back then. Almost every Mario player feared them, well into SMW with the Amazin' Flying Bro variant.

    Now though? They're babyproofed in the 3D games, because Miyamoto hates difficulty. He nerfed a similar projectile spamming terror in Zelda to the same degree (Wizzrobes, now they just slowly hover and shoot slow bolts in Link Between World). Now as well the Hammer Bros, they're just like all the other Playskool mooks ineffectually bouncing around in 5 second intervals. They just lazily throw 1 to 2 hammers slowly arcing towards your position. They lost all their bite because of all the space you have to work with in 3D.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Miyamoto hasn't worked on a Zelda game since Zelda 64.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Okay and? He still oversees projects from time to time. Aonuma is just his messenger boy.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Miyamoto thought NSMB was too easy, and he thinks gamers who want games to play themselves are pathetic.

  10. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nooooooo you just cant put challenging enemies in video games!

    Cone equipped with a fire flower next time.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow I never thought of that. If only I could get a fire flower as SMALL Mario. Still a shit enemy though

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesnt know about small fire mario

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Next time dont get hit.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        You can get fire and stay small if you know what you’re doing

  11. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got through 8-3 without a fire flower every single time, in fact I only got there with a power up maybe once or twice

  12. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Speedrunners make me laugh

  13. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    just run and accept you will probably lose your mushroom powers

  14. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible to kill a Hammer Bros. without the fire flower?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      It is possible to beat them with a jump, but it's pretty risky. I usually just hit the blocks they're standing on when it's an option.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can kill them with a jump and also just run past them (though the timing can be difficult)

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jump on them or hit the block from underneath

  15. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is the lore on these guys? Why does a turtle need a hammer?

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're Bowser's elite goons.
      More evolved and better trained than regular koopa troopas.

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why doesn't he make an entire army of them then?

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          they take too much resources

          • 3 years ago
            Anonymous

            35 is just kill everything with a fire flower.

  16. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think he was the first one ever.

  17. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literally the only interesting small enemy in the whole franchise

    I overuse these frickers in my SMM maps, make them ride red koopas, make them fly in the lakitu cloud etc. because frick people.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Arlo got so triggered over them in Mario Maker 1 he made an entire video solely dedicated to dissecting them.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Gets 3 plays per level

  18. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hammers are such a good strategy even Bowser starting copying them by the end of the game.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the Bowser at the end, is the only real Bowser.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did Bowser ever use hammers again in any game?

      • 3 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think he used them in the first Mario & Luigi game, but it's been forever since I last played it.

        • 3 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, during his time as Rookie he throws them

  19. 3 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      >literally no ass

  20. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    *ruins double dragon*

  21. 3 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can kill him in two seconds with a fireball. he sucks if you don't have one but at least there's a way. now this dickhead on the other hand, he's another story.

    • 3 years ago
      Anonymous

      His rate of fire is way slower though, and spinys are super cute

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