I delivered milk back in 98'. back when milk was still real milk and not a gross dairy by product full of conservative poison.
why must everything in this world eventually turn to shit. Is this really satans domain and we must learn to gtfo?
Paperboy here. I quit because while I enjoyed delivering papers my employer inexplicably required a mandatory obstacle course after every route which was responsible for 90% of my hospitalizations.
>Doesn't follow simple instructions like landing the paper in my fricking mailbox >Breaks my windows >Forces me to repair my window and repaint the entire fricking house without warning on a Monday! >Only paint company open to paint my house o the same day is the Red Paint Company, so now my house looks like the rest of the fricking street and my property value plummets.
You deserve it you little gay!
>Cheats death numerous times almost crashing into moving vehicles, houses, obstacles on a training course, etc.
There's a reason why he suddenly showed up on a Tuesday.
I bought a gaming PC with the money I saved from doing a paper route when I was 9-12, always got big tips and some nice cards around the holidays. And this one house had a super friendly cat who always ran up to me for pets.
Now it's just adults in cars delivering papers, RIP. The paperboy has gone the way of the milkman. I wonder if zoomers even know what a "paperboy" is.
What opportunities like that are even available to kids nowadays? Scamming in Roblox? Reselling pokemon cards? No wonder work ethic has gone down the shitter (well there's a billion other reasons too but still.)
nothing. there was an after school program that paid you like $200 for participating when i was in high school and i think its still around but you only got paid twice for spending a couple hours after school doing regular club activities for like 6 months
>Scamming in Roblox?
if you only care about spending any profits on ROBLOX because the robux to USD exchange rate is shit and they won't let you get devex payouts without a huge initial requirement of robux earned from clothing/microtransaction sales
and they'll tend to deny your devex requests if they think you didn't get that robux legitimately
The government made hiring kids too hard due to panic about child labor. Now there is nobody who would hire them. They simply do not get that children want money to buy things with.
That c**t threw a paper right through my window and I wasn't even subscribed.
I did respect his strength in managing to break my window with a paper though and subscribed afterwards.
His boss is stressed out and puts him on a timer and had to deal with wild shit like tornadoes the week this occurred. That's my fault entirely. Give him credit though, he was able to get every subscriber's papers in their mailboxes despite the mess he may have made for you. I hope the new coat of paint we provided looks good on your house. I apologize we didn't have any red.
- The Daily Sun owner
Might as well call him PHONEBOY since thats all kids today do, obsess over tiktok. im sure hell have a good career making videos about the lgbt2abcefg+++ brigade or whatever theyre teaching in public schools these days instead of getting an actual job. There's now a HAUNTED HOUSE and a junkyard that's rolling tires across the street every 5 seconds! And I have no idea how thats not a violation of HOA zoning!! He doesnt even do his damn job, i saw him yesterday morning taking a shortcut to get home even faster I guess, but was through the shooting range with pools and electric gates behind the Thompkins house
Im done with this state, you know they used to have a song called "California Dreamin'" but they might as well call it "CALIFORNIA NIGHTMARE" with the way liberals have run everything into the ground
and EVERY TIME I post about this the mods on Nextdoor keep deleting my posts!!!
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>and EVERY TIME I post about this the mods on Nextdoor keep deleting my posts!!!
Lmao, are you the street dancer? You deserve it for being a homosexual in public.
If I could make a living wage (for a shitty apartment) I would happily work some basic job forever
unfortunately the powers that be demand I learn nuclear physics before they allow me to throw a paper sideways into a puddle next to the local rape hound
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As a result of the resignation of our city's only paper boy, I've had to cut funding to our department of culture and arts. My appointed department head Mr. Goodling has issued a statement.
And with the retirement of Paperboy, the newspaper delivery crisis has deepened dramatically, I'm joined by our Crisis Correspondent, Spartacus Mills. Spartacus, this is huge history.
It's bigger than that, Chris, it's large. If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books will now have to be re-written.
big if true
That little homosexual broke my window.
[Good news] OP is a Black person loving homosexual
Finally, there's someone here who loves me!
>big bucks!
People used to deliver milk
I delivered milk back in 98'. back when milk was still real milk and not a gross dairy by product full of conservative poison.
why must everything in this world eventually turn to shit. Is this really satans domain and we must learn to gtfo?
My local milk doesn't even coagulate when it expires. It just gets a mildly chemical taste. I think the malk joke is now real.
Now with vitamin R!
>conservative poison
Man the israelites really did a number on you
When society was white.
must be a small town if the paperboy quitting is big enough news to not only get in the paper, but get the front page spot
If your paper boy is quitting, it's probably the first news you want to read
How are people supposed to see this news if the paperboy quit?
A rolled-up newspaper just flew over my house!
I just saw that newspaper hit a dog
I'm not surprised, maybe if he was paid a living wage this wouldn't have happened!
Paperboy here. I quit because while I enjoyed delivering papers my employer inexplicably required a mandatory obstacle course after every route which was responsible for 90% of my hospitalizations.
skill issue
>wants a living wage
>won't earn it by surviving the gauntlet of the paper route
You're weak.
>Doesn't follow simple instructions like landing the paper in my fricking mailbox
>Breaks my windows
>Forces me to repair my window and repaint the entire fricking house without warning on a Monday!
>Only paint company open to paint my house o the same day is the Red Paint Company, so now my house looks like the rest of the fricking street and my property value plummets.
You deserve it you little gay!
If you didn't want your windows broken then you should've remodeled your house into a medieval fortress
you shouldve just got off the bike and put it in the mailbox you dumb homosexual.
I had the N64 game
I couldn't beat the first level
It's over for the neighborhood
twist ending : nobody knew about this because he wasn't there to deliver the news.
40 Reasons Why Paperboy Called It Quits (and why that's a good thing)!
So why exactly was the Grim Reaper chasing you in the game?
In truth the Grim Reaper is chasing us all
>Cheats death numerous times almost crashing into moving vehicles, houses, obstacles on a training course, etc.
There's a reason why he suddenly showed up on a Tuesday.
Look at the dumb shit the paperboy is doing, he's supposed to be dead already and Death is here to collect.
I bought a gaming PC with the money I saved from doing a paper route when I was 9-12, always got big tips and some nice cards around the holidays. And this one house had a super friendly cat who always ran up to me for pets.
Now it's just adults in cars delivering papers, RIP. The paperboy has gone the way of the milkman. I wonder if zoomers even know what a "paperboy" is.
What opportunities like that are even available to kids nowadays? Scamming in Roblox? Reselling pokemon cards? No wonder work ethic has gone down the shitter (well there's a billion other reasons too but still.)
nothing. there was an after school program that paid you like $200 for participating when i was in high school and i think its still around but you only got paid twice for spending a couple hours after school doing regular club activities for like 6 months
>Scamming in Roblox?
if you only care about spending any profits on ROBLOX because the robux to USD exchange rate is shit and they won't let you get devex payouts without a huge initial requirement of robux earned from clothing/microtransaction sales
and they'll tend to deny your devex requests if they think you didn't get that robux legitimately
The government made hiring kids too hard due to panic about child labor. Now there is nobody who would hire them. They simply do not get that children want money to buy things with.
Well now they can get that money from those friendly uncles in discord
do you think paperboy could’ve been a household ip if they kept making good games after the 64 one?
QUITTER!
That c**t threw a paper right through my window and I wasn't even subscribed.
I did respect his strength in managing to break my window with a paper though and subscribed afterwards.
His boss is stressed out and puts him on a timer and had to deal with wild shit like tornadoes the week this occurred. That's my fault entirely. Give him credit though, he was able to get every subscriber's papers in their mailboxes despite the mess he may have made for you. I hope the new coat of paint we provided looks good on your house. I apologize we didn't have any red.
- The Daily Sun owner
good thred
random memey threads about an old game are the peak of Ganker
what do we call him now if he quit being paperboy?
Boy.
Punished Paperboy
The boy formerly known as paperboy
Papersneed
Loser
Venomous Paperboy
Might as well call him PHONEBOY since thats all kids today do, obsess over tiktok. im sure hell have a good career making videos about the lgbt2abcefg+++ brigade or whatever theyre teaching in public schools these days instead of getting an actual job. There's now a HAUNTED HOUSE and a junkyard that's rolling tires across the street every 5 seconds! And I have no idea how thats not a violation of HOA zoning!! He doesnt even do his damn job, i saw him yesterday morning taking a shortcut to get home even faster I guess, but was through the shooting range with pools and electric gates behind the Thompkins house
Im done with this state, you know they used to have a song called "California Dreamin'" but they might as well call it "CALIFORNIA NIGHTMARE" with the way liberals have run everything into the ground
and EVERY TIME I post about this the mods on Nextdoor keep deleting my posts!!!
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-Download Tapatalk!
-USMC 1981-1982
‘I stand for the flag and kneel for the cross!’
Trump 2020
Live Simply. Love Generously. Care Deeply. Speak Kindly. Leave the rest to God!
I just want to breakdance in the middle of the sidewalk for god's sake
>and EVERY TIME I post about this the mods on Nextdoor keep deleting my posts!!!
Lmao, are you the street dancer? You deserve it for being a homosexual in public.
>USMC 1981-1982
Formerly Paperboy
papergirl, as she asked you to
sneed
I guess he wasn't all about his paper, boy..
Paperboy was raped in the summer of 1992
We call him Quitterboy
Shaking and crying rn
No it's not whoever the kid in the OP is, a newspaper flew through my window into my eye and it hurts
Scribbled on it in red crayon was "I QUIT".
So are we doomed to go without newspapers until the end of time?
Never send a boy to do a papergirl's job
If I could make a living wage (for a shitty apartment) I would happily work some basic job forever
unfortunately the powers that be demand I learn nuclear physics before they allow me to throw a paper sideways into a puddle next to the local rape hound
i am smhmyhead
Don't worry, we went from paperboys to paperadults to paperillegals and soon paperAI
hi quits!
>Go to Ganker
>get The Daily Sun
when are mods going to start banning these Sun-spamming fricks?
I'd quit too if the fricking Grim Reaper came out and tried to make me crash my bike.
>paperboy calls it quits
>Mario never gets his paper and keeps being a deadbeat dad
The whole Mario series post-NES hinged on this one decision.
No but seriously, WHERE THE FRICK IS xyxyxyxy?
I'd quit too if this is the best picture they can be bothered to put up of me
As a result of the resignation of our city's only paper boy, I've had to cut funding to our department of culture and arts. My appointed department head Mr. Goodling has issued a statement.
They got wet from the light drizzle that was forecast for this afternoon?
>They got wet
Well thats a relief because the residents of Rape Street are known for going in dry
The messages leading up to that are good too
I love these pictures so much
And with the retirement of Paperboy, the newspaper delivery crisis has deepened dramatically, I'm joined by our Crisis Correspondent, Spartacus Mills. Spartacus, this is huge history.
It's bigger than that, Chris, it's large. If you've got a history book at home, take it out, throw it in the bin, it's worthless. The history books will now have to be re-written.
What will they say?
>guy with a seemingly infinite number of tires to throw across the street
what the FRICK was his problem?
He was tire of everyone's shit.
>Work the span of a week
>Retire in GLORY
Mega 64 paperboy skit will always be their best
what did paperboy and it quits say to each other
Terrible!
thats none of your business ass hole
Frick this kid, I was sick of painting my house every two days because his twig arms couldn't hit my mailbox to save his life.
He should call it quits from LIFE!
Stupid brat knocked over my flower pot nearly two times! I could have had flowers in that!
He is not Paperboy.
He is Paperman.
And a man must do what a man does.
>another newspaper thread
I dont give a FRICK what c**ts in my local news are doing!
Go back to the newsroom where you belong.
Fricking newsgays.