[Sad news] Paper Mario TTYD CENSORED

it is so unbelievably over

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    original scene

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >debris and destroyed walls all over
      >floor is somehow clean enough to be reflective
      I HATE REMAKES I HATE REMAKES I HATE REMAKES

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reflection makes sense if the floor is wet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So do I, that's why I don't buy them. It's a liberating feeling to know you still have the freedom to not buy things you don't like. For the time being.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cardboard cutout
      >details of the room changed
      >30 fps instead of 60fps on the gamecube

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      ZE CENSORSHIP WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/S6XuQaW.jpeg

      it is so unbelievably over

      >game is washed out of all crimer's culture talk
      preordered 5 copies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      was that supposed to be fun?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bad guys can't catcall
      Lame

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Agreed. Featuring that stuff in your game does not mean you endorse it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/S6XuQaW.jpeg

      it is so unbelievably over

      Are we sure this is"censorship, or is it OP falseflagging by posting dialogue *after* and pretending it's changed?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Actual censorship

        ?t=152

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Actual censorship
          Is it? Because it seems more like the response they give after Goombella tells them to piss off.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, skip to the end of the battle

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Yes, skip to the end of the battle
              Okay, I did that. They just run away...

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and after they get their asses beaten they're not in the same spot when they were introduced because they charged at them from afar, which means there's no reason for them to magically be back in that same spot and no reason replace the dialogue of them running away when the point of that battle is to empower the party, so by reasonable deduction they did censor the pre-battle dialogue.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      does nintendo know that the world is supposed to look like paper?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What does the jap version say? Who cares about the crappy Nintendo of america localization.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am buying 10 copies just to piss you chuds off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      better this than the 10 surgeries that still won't make you a woman

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are sewers bright and shiny
    Isn't Rogueport supposed to be a shithole

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kek didn't know sewers had a janny to clean it up

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    still got my original copy. I have literally 0 reason to touch this remake

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do these text boxes look fricked up and visually unappealing to other people too? Something's wrong with them.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    TTYD was pretty edgy by modern Nintendo standards. Not really shocked they would try to sanitize it.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shame. I get Mario is super family friendly and all but nothing about this was inappropriate. It's a weird overreach considering the JP script was unchanged from it's original equivalent. Children understand the idea of flirting so I don't get why they'd feel the need to alter this. But hey, Nintendon't and my Wii U ain't going anywhere.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about rapey goombas

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do, so too bad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we know, feminazi.
      back to xitter

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >monthly rent payment: FREE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's right, the campaign to turn every American into a machine that makes numbers on a screen go up and that's it has conclusively and irrevocably succeeded. Neither party has any shred of morality, the left says minorities are drooling barbarian victims and kids are sexy, and the right says "don't rape and murder UNLESS you're a corpo overlord and can afford it, in which case it's Based Sigma Male Behavior, please do me the honor of fricking my wife"

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    weird question maybe, but how do you prepare people for dealing with those situations in real life if you remove them from the situations that let people experience them in a safe environment?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remakes are always inferior to the original.
    ALWAYS.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ALWAYS.
      and it even contains the original game untouched if for some reason you prefer that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vanillaware doesn't count.
        Vanillaware is too based for that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    At least they don't have the white outlines

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can feel the hideous localizer typing this passive aggressive "quippy" line.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30 FPS

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the shartch can barely run games from 20 years ago
      holy kek what an absolute joke of a system

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are the sewers reflective? aint that shit dirty as frick?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Runs at 30fps
    >The switch is weaker than a 20 year old console
    No way gay

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >changed = CENSORED AAAA WOKE WOKE WOKE IT'S OVER
    what is wrong with Ganker

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Explain how it isn't censored. I want to see your mental gymnastics. Especially when other lines stay the same (like the fire emblem joke)

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        changing something is not censorship

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          BUZZZZT wrong.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          DING DING DING right.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Samegayging
            I can't wait when you Ack yourself with rope.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I changed some of your words into bleeps and changed your mouth with black boxes with the word “CENSORED” this is clearly just changes and not censorship :^)

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >n-n-n-n-no samegay samegay!
    I accept your concession, Black

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meant for

      >Samegayging
      I can't wait when you Ack yourself with rope.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I-I accept your concession!
    I accept your defeat, troon. Better luck next time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Silly me! I forgot to quote you

      >n-n-n-n-no samegay samegay!
      I accept your concession, Black

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU SHITS ARE CRYING ABOUT 100% THE WRONG SHIT!

    WE DESPERATELY NEED TO KNOW, FRICKING RIGHT FRICK NOW.....

    DO WE HAVE NUDE PEACH SNEAKING MISSION?!

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