Midwits literally cannot get past something so ridiculous, in their mind it is not possible to continue thinking after this so they just make fun of it.
Why do you homosexuals think every story has to be full of subtext? Have you never heard or read fables and parables? You can be overt with names, themes, and plots. Not everything has to be 2deep4u.
>In the story fabricated by Bridget, her daughter, Samantha America "Amelie" Strand, was born with "locked-in syndrome", a condition that caused her soul to be born on the Beach. This separation of body and soul caused her to be hospitalized for her entire childhood. However, her DOOMs abilities were unprecedented, and by the age of twenty, she developed the ability to transport herself to and from the Beach, where she ended up spending the majority of her time
>Are these names for real?
Yes, the Death Stranding represents a massive cultural shift for what's left of humanity, so many people died all at once and the rest forced into isolation that over time lineage became completely useless as a descriptor for people, so they looked back to middle age village traditions and began appending trades and organizations to their given names to identify themselves and streamline their dealings with strangers.
Yes, clearly totally unrealistic.
People have never been named after places. IRL people name their kids after fricking game of thrones characters.
Have many important people been named after GoT characters?
ask us again in 30 years moron
It's not her name alone, it's the constant and very dimwitted references to either a beach or a strand.
From the twisted mind of Hideo Kojima:
HOT COLDMAN
>Hot Coldman
>he was trying to stop the Cold War from becoming hot
Kojima is truly a genius
Please don't make fun of your Princess Beach, Mario.
Midwits literally cannot get past something so ridiculous, in their mind it is not possible to continue thinking after this so they just make fun of it.
>BAD WRITING IS GOOD BECAUSE... BECAUSE IT'S JUST GOOD OKAY??!?
this but unironically
Ganker posters have the lowest IQ on average out of all boards
the rest of 4chong isnt exactly better
This guy was named George Washington Carver. He's a black guy who was actually born a slave and they named him after a slave master.
Having "America" as your middle name isn't the weirdest shit you can be named.
la creatividad...
Why do you homosexuals think every story has to be full of subtext? Have you never heard or read fables and parables? You can be overt with names, themes, and plots. Not everything has to be 2deep4u.
Aesop didn't name the hare 'The Lazy wienery Speedster', but if it was Kojima in his place, he would.
You forget the part where her name is Amwlie as in Ame(rica)-Lie.
>In the story fabricated by Bridget, her daughter, Samantha America "Amelie" Strand, was born with "locked-in syndrome", a condition that caused her soul to be born on the Beach. This separation of body and soul caused her to be hospitalized for her entire childhood. However, her DOOMs abilities were unprecedented, and by the age of twenty, she developed the ability to transport herself to and from the Beach, where she ended up spending the majority of her time
>From the mind of Hideo Japan Creatividad
>Are these names for real?
Yes, the Death Stranding represents a massive cultural shift for what's left of humanity, so many people died all at once and the rest forced into isolation that over time lineage became completely useless as a descriptor for people, so they looked back to middle age village traditions and began appending trades and organizations to their given names to identify themselves and streamline their dealings with strangers.
El steve jobs de los video juegos de la chupacabra
>midwit can't comprehend the idea of low brow elements in high brow writing
>my shallow writing is also complex
Kojima names have always been fricking moronic.