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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >we're back
    no more life support?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      even more life support

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LoL for people who can't handle real competition

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sit in a lane for 30 minutes until you have enough gold to actually pvp
      yeah thats not a competition

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You compete over resources for those 30 minutes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow sounds fricking boring, have it, it’s all you.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          HOTS has no 'preparing to have fun' phase, it's all combat or completing map objectives, all the time. It's the better game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          And believe it or not exp, camps, objectives leading to structure destruction also contributes to a resource/game state advantage, trying to fight with a talent disadvantage or just 2 levels down is easily as bad as having an item disadvantage across your whole team

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >most recent league patch makes jungle ganks and mid ganks illegal
          lmao imagine actually believing anything other than farming minions for the first 30 minutes was allowed?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>most recent league patch makes jungle ganks and mid ganks illegal
            Hold the frick on what's new

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >what's new

              TL;DW - wards, a minimap, and pings from your team weren't enough so they changed the map itself to make it impossible to get the drop on anyone that isn't comatose IRL ever again.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >anyone that isn't comatose
                thats still like, 70% of league players so it should be alright

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mindlessly skirmish until level 20 where nothing anyone does matters until respawn timers are 50sec and then the game ends when one random player goes out of position and the enemy team can just input towards the core in 10 seconds
        yeah that's not a competition

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Game is still as fun and alive as I remember, new update did some good

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    samuro is still garbage
    literally 0 impact and the worst invis char

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      how to spot aram player - the post
      unless enemy team have someone who focuses down camps like illidan or Sonya, you can easily outmacro the enemy sometimes even if your team is full no deathball pvp
      got a shitton of wins just by disturbing sololaners, soaking xp and getting nearly all the camps constantly

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then you do this all game and forget you exist, only for you to kill their back line. Story as old as time.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This game fricking sucks once you realize that the dedicated 2 for 1 hero (Cho’gall) is still worse in every single way, shape and form to Tracer with a pocket Abathur
    Like honestly, what kind of fricked up balance is that

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they port this to steam

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm regularly getting patches for it in the past month, Steam release can't be far away. ARAM queues are also only 20s or so, the game is alive

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why'd they make him so hot?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      every character in that game is hot

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you would say you have the HOTS for him?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      why are you gay?

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's Twin Blades of Fury Varian.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to get super drunk and onetrick Samuro in QM. I became quite good with the micro, lots of epic moments. People used to message me after games calling me a shitlord and so on. Good times. When they nerfed 3 blade style I was done. RIP blizzard

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure everyone that still plays this just does it to shit talk

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you still get away with spamming "Ni"(GG emote)"er" in chat

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's no employee left to play the janny so

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Samuro
    May Allah inflict a million penises unto your mother's ribcage for your crimes

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened? I adapted to the gutting, but haven't found the time to play. I play nothing but Samuro and enjoy the astronomical amounts of seething you can cause from mid-game onwards.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      A patch

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gain samuro buff
      >lose Samwise Didier
      at what cost

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which character should they add next, if they start adding characters again?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      my homie

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Master Chief, Doomguy, Frank Horrigan. All unironically.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      quake ranger with telefrags
      wololo man from age of empires with ez merc conversion
      banjo
      battletoads
      mr shout man from skyrim
      that based skellington from killer instinct
      some hero/god from age of mythology

      and its a crime baal isnt in already

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    HotS is a step above LoL, but it's still ridiculously shallow and boring. Sad.
    >t. me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go play DOTA 2 then

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Look at the match timestamps.
        I want to like HotS but again it's too shallow. They should scrap the talent system and basically do the "item shop" that Awesomenauts had (use money to buy 3 out of 6 upgrades for both abilities, your basic attack, and character passives.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          its not shallow, any 5v5 that puts people into maps that large isn't shallow. it doesn't have a million builds that lets you gain an advantage for googling/grinding the best one

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Dawg, HotS has the smallest maps out of any MOBA.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              yeah and adding more size doesn't add any more depth because it just confines people to their designated lane, that doesn't make hots shallow

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The talent system is better than items. The only wish I have is that it would be expanded further. I don't give a frick about iconic items that you're supposed to find the right character for like in DotA and League.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Awesomenauts "item shop" isn't actually items. Instead of talents you pick and choose half the upgrades you want when you want.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I knew people on this site are moronic but holy shit theres actually "humans" out there that think hots is a good game. Easily the worst mobas to date, yall homies meat riding blizzard.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    we're back? was there an update?

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn this thread makes me wanna play samuro.
    Anyone wanna play ruight now? Im on EU.
    Im literally good

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks OP!

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unlocking units was too tedious

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    this game is shit and died for a reason
    being shackled to your moronic teammates is simply not fun

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you play Samuro you should on god no cap fr kys

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I honestly hope it's being revived. I need Blackthorne.

  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another braxis game.
    We beat them in 11 minutes

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    are we back?

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