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Samus Aran and Lara Croft.
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Samus Aran and Lara Croft.
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damn samus is thirsty for that 90s polygonal pussy
More like Bayonetta and Lara Croft.
Doesn't have the body to play Bayo at all
Built to be Bayonetta
>not meant to be a Minecraft character with that blockhead
Jawlines are peak feminine aesthetic
fricking mogged
yah. she legit looks like an ethereal elven goddess and the rest of them look like a bunch of manlet scoundrels, especially dicaprio
6'2 is really tall for a woman. god i want a 7ft tall amazonian warrior goddess gf.
>6' 2
Yeah right. She's at least 6' 3
Right? Those hacks don't deserve to stay next to a legend like Maguire.
I'm just as tall as Maguire
haha
me on the far right
Google says DiCaprio is 6'0. It looks like thats a bunch of bs.
Heels
Debicki really has good genes. She needs to make 10 white babies to ensure that her genes will survive.
>Skinny as rail
>Good genes
We won't attack your fat fetish, but it is just that.
Fat pigs are a blight.
https://www.mailman.columbia.edu/public-health-now/news/moms%E2%80%99-obesity-pregnancy-linked-lag-sons%E2%80%99-development-and-iq
>Leo literally basking in her radiant glory
>two women taller than all the men
do burgers really?
You know there's something called heels
both girl are wearing heels, Carey Mulligan is shorter than all of them but Debicki is still taller than all of them
>masculine features are peak femininity
Shut the frick up troony.
u = jawless homosexual eternally coping
The only one coping here is you gay.
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There are differences in the brow, forehead, and temple too.
why do we have these holes
for the veins that feed the facial muscles to go through? not sure
debicki simply utterly mogging everyone
id shoot so much cum in that tall pussy id go blind
tall women are so divine
t.slightly taller than her
the Samus lady is so fricking hot holy shit
She's just staring her down, daring the lesser female to look her in the eyes for longer than 1 second. Absolute cruelty.
This webm alone has more sex energy than half of the pornhub
The Samus actress looks like she's completely wet in her pants, I bet they had some aggressive sex after that
So this is what a female mog looks like...
>duuuuh i'm obsessed with celebs
How do adult males get this way?
it's called enjoying things. you will never know this.
That’s clearly Lusamine.
Built to portray Bayonetta.
>elizabeth as samus
if only
Imagine being taller and stronger than her. And locking her in a mating press as she struggles to break free with no avail while you inseminate the deoths of her womb
Haha that would be funny right
hahah yeah, weird lol
I've never seen anything this graceful before, she has a divine aura around her
Debicki looks kino as frick.
literal goddess.
how do you pronounce her surname?
God this b***h is so busted looking. Shame shes so tall, all that wonderful height wasted on some anorexic dracula looking b***h. Celebrity worship is truly demonic.
BUILT to play Ivy Valentine
>6'3"
Too small for me.
I miss all the Olympic Volleyball threads now.
Why is her uniform black?
She's the Libero
>Tokyo olympics 2020
How dare you remind me of that soulless trashfire?
White women are goddesses. Can't understand yellow fevered anons.
t. non-white
Hey, at least it had vidya music in the inauguration.
Well you just answered your own question. Poos and browns put blonde white women on a pedestal regardless of weight of how ugly they are. Probably cause of how uncommon they are.
Imagine if she kissed her forehead
this new lara croft is so ugly...god i hate this 2021
>2018 Lara Croft
Samus Aran and Lara Croft's nerdy sidekick who is in the office wearing the earpiece and hacking and checking the foreign country's military radio chatter has they are closing in on Croft's ruins site that she's exploring.
>that look the blondie's face
it's like she wants to kiss the other girl lol
yeah, hahaha
>cursed with particular tastes
What a bullshit world we live in
>wants ugly trannies to play beautiful women
IN A WORLD
>1.95 meters
>Literally impossible to find a mommy gf taller than me
I am in constant unbearable pain
oh no, woe is you
Yeah you can but not by much obviously.
Frick you lanklet
>Filmmakers thought casting someone who looks like a 12-yo boy to play as Lara Croft
>The film is based on the shitty 2013 nuCroft reboot
>The 2018 film was so woke, people forgotten about it
>Getting a sequel (that's probably going to get cancelled due to barely any updates)
Kek. Classic Lara keeps winning.
Akko dicky
You would maybe get your progeny's INT up to 3.5, at most.
Akko and Lara Croft have nice feet.
n-nani?!
Yep, it's happening
>brown bayo
Wtf my dick just exploded???
>Samus
Careful OP, you might pissoff MCU toddlers who won't shut the frick up over Brie Larson wanting that role.
Aika would he the perfect Samus
why is this b***h everywhere wtf
Like this gay. Samus is supposed to be white.
Why not asian with blonde hair? Thats practically what she is in Other M onwards.
womanlets, when will they learn
JANNIES?!?!?!?!!??!!? WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOOU?!?!?!?!!?!?!?