I'm 5'7 lol. I don't really care, my weight's been an issue though.
5'11" chads rise up
I'm 5'8" here and let me tell you something. I am handsome as frick and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fricked. I have a 7.5" dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to call me for a bootycall late at night, I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Lower center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as a mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I frick shit up in every single sport and would destroy you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
Sports I would destroy you at in order >Soccer >Football >E-sports >Baseball >Endurance running >Tennis >Footgolf
I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.
Honestly I'm pretty jealous and happy for you but the fact that you bothered to write all that out on Ganker suggests that you should keep working on yourself.
Not him, I went ahead and downloaded her Dread models, I grabbed her Power Suit and Zero Suit and I put them next to each other in Blender, she's only an inch shorter than the Power Suit. So She's actually 6'2" without the suit.
We do, it contradicts the games and Sakamoto called it different take into the Metroid universe, not the same as the games, Sakamoto had nothing to do with the manga which is just another reason why it's not canon.
>it contradicts the games
The games themselves contradict other games, that means very little. >Sakamoto called it different take into the Metroid universe
Pretty much what he said Prime was too
>The games themselves contradict other games, that means very little.
They don't contradict each other much and Zero Mission uses most of the original Metroid's story with only small changes, same with Samus Returns with Metroid II, the manga contradict the games that released before it was made, the games that were made when was being made and ongoing, and the games that came after which do have some consistency. It also contradicts the Japanese and Prime Trilogy Prime games which follow Nintendo's Metroid lore. The difference with all of this every Metroid game has Sakamoto's name on it, the manga does not.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>They don't contradict each other much
lol yes they do, the remakes and Prime especially fricked up the entire mythos. The old manuals like Metroid 1 and Super Metroid have bizarre lore that's now in limbo. Old interviews like the Fusion and Zero Mission Q&As have weird shit now. Nothing is clean from this.
>the manga contradict the games that released before it was made
Same with Other M, which Dread made canon 100%.
External lore should always be treated as such, with a massive grain of salt and honestly just ignored, but if your reasoning for something in the Metroid franchise being non-canon is "muh contradictions" then you're in for a bad time since the entire franchise is full of contradictions now
2 years ago
Anonymous
>lol yes they do, the remakes and Prime especially fricked up the entire mythos. The old manuals like Metroid 1 and Super Metroid have bizarre lore that's now in limbo. Old interviews like the Fusion and Zero Mission Q&As have weird shit now. Nothing is clean from this.
And what was fricked up? >Same with Other M, which Dread made canon 100%.
Dread makes Other M a canon "event" given how much Samus was rewritten to match her past 2D games along with Prime series. >External lore should always be treated as such, with a massive grain of salt and honestly just ignored, but if your reasoning for something in the Metroid franchise being non-canon is "muh contradictions" then you're in for a bad time since the entire franchise is full of contradictions now
While true, anyone who uses the manga as a source for anything Metroid related when it comes to the games should be ignored.
We do, it contradicts the games and Sakamoto called it different take into the Metroid universe, not the same as the games, Sakamoto had nothing to do with the manga which is just another reason why it's not canon.
Eeeeeeeh... broad strokes. The overview is canon, but most of the details are not.
I imagined the suit being much bigger and more heavily armored, due to the power source of her shoulderpads and the power displayed from arm cannon, teleportation abilities into morphed but still very aware marble madness form with energy bombs, and in the SNES she can shinespark, which I thought was a bad mechanic, and needs to be turned into more of a Super Jump instead of a sonic sprint maneuvre, because a human being couldn't handle the speed, but sprinting and super jumping makes total sense. Conservative things like that. Just like we never liked the levitation and meditation shown in teenage mutant ninja turtles. We don't like being indoctrinated by satanic dragons. But you can do things that resemble our heritage.
Fluids that are disintegrated become pure energy and stored in the power source. In the power source is where energy can be literally redirected into Samus' bloodstream as liquid Holy Water. Her body can stay like a clean state indefinitely as long as the power is on.
Fluids that are disintegrated become pure energy and stored in the power source. In the power source is where energy can be literally redirected into Samus' bloodstream as liquid Holy Water. Her body can stay like a clean state indefinitely as long as the power is on.
Good answers but needs to stay under the hood of the automobile and not revealed in the lore.
We don't want anything to do with metaphysical.
No, Samus's suit is canonically 6'3"
That image
a) is not even canon in the first place.
b) features a mistranslation
Samus actual height and weight out of armor is unknown to this day.
Clean, they smell like nothing, no sweat and no cheese.
You stupid scatgay smellBlack person. Fricking fake footchad.
You don't like ass because it smells like shit or pussy because it smells like rotten fish. Why would you like feet when they smell like cheese?
>amerigoy nintendo power fanfic >canon
at least GankerBlack folk are self-aware and know they are trash, you Black folk unironically believe youre in the right
Your life is what you're doing right now. High School was just 4 years of your life. Make your 20's better and more fulfilling. They're going to be more fun and there's going to be a lot more opportunities. Don't waste them.
>wake up near sunet >browse Ganker and play vidya >go sleep later than the night before >do this for 4 years
I can feel myself getting stupider from inactivity. Somethings gone wrong. I've already prepared my suicide plan. If things don't change I'll kill myself before september.
Yeah, don't have a nice day. You're still young. Do something about your situation. Go out, go to events, concerts, get involved in something that gets you around others. Get a job, work out, etc. These could be the best years of you life if you want them to be.
2 years ago
Anonymous
I learned JavaScript on the bus to and from my shitty warehouse job, now I'm a webdev and have career/future. it's never too late. The bar for webdev is really fricking low, university grads unironically struggle to get a barebones page to score green in performance tests. It's a joke.
I wake barely able to force myself out of bed, I procrastinate doing even basic tasks. It takes me months to make a doctor's appointment. I tried going to university but i didn't even attend a single lecture or do a single piece of work. Something has gone wrong in my once motivated brain. How can I fix myself if I'm too inept and idle to even feed myself; back in highschool I was learning langauges, learning piano, playing sports, working as year representative—I was a very driven person. Now adays simply trying to get out of bed before 2pm feels impossible despite all my efforts. I don't even feel human anymore—my soul is on fire and I'm coughing up embers
2 years ago
Anonymous
completely cut out phone/vidya/internet from your life for a few months anon. spend time in nature
2 years ago
Anonymous
You hormones are literally regulated by exposure to sunlight, not sleeping at a proper day/night cycle will frick you up.
2 years ago
Anonymous
in the best way possible. i didn't see more than a couple hours of sun per day for almost two years and by the end of it i had developed a serious necrophilia and cannibal fetish. i had a kit ready for when i finally snapped and dug up a body. it never ended up happening unfortunately but i had sex with a dying woman which was hot af.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>but i had sex with a dying woman which was hot af
Giving a cancer patient her dying wish? You a good person, Anon.
I learned JavaScript on the bus to and from my shitty warehouse job, now I'm a webdev and have career/future. it's never too late. The bar for webdev is really fricking low, university grads unironically struggle to get a barebones page to score green in performance tests. It's a joke.
it's rare that i meet someone taller than me but
when i do it just feels... wrong...
my brain is hardwired to think that humans are beings that are shorter than me
that when i speak to them i have to look down on them
that when i walk beside someone i have to slow down to a crawl
when i played with my labrador i effortlessly let it walk between my legs i miss you brando :'(
when girls wants to compare my hand with theirs i eclipse her as a whole with my palm alone
when i used to watch porn i had to search for "petite" tags since an actor that is similar in size feels... unrealistic
i quite literally cannot comprehend on a metaphysical level what it means to be a manlet and cannot even conceptualize the desire for a gf that towers over me
it's just impossible
is it just me?
I think you're just EXTREMELY autistic. Autistic are incapable of empathy and perspective. Of course, if you weren't extremely autistic you wouldn't have typed out such a cringey post
heh maybe you lack perspective too my man
to me it feels like commanding a fish to fly when it obviously swims its whole life
i just felt the impulse to share height related problems since i have nobody to share them with irl and don't really care about the sanctity of a thinly veiled big girl fetish thread
This picture is my favorite of her and the suit. It's the most believable depiction of how her body and proportions fit. I just can never imagine how it'd work if she had to raise a hand above her head, like she does with the grappling beam >Edit: why is janny so gay
imagine a 190cm woman that has infinite options in men cry herself to sleep every night knowing she will never get someone taller than herself to commit. Remember, 40% of men under age 30 are incels
So she mogs the average Gankeredditor then
Those girls were b***hes, but little man could have handled it better. Might have got less negative attention if he didn't dress like a goober also.
Nobody even did anything to him. He just thought one looked at him funny or something and proceeded to have a mental breakdown
I am taller than her by an inch
>the 4'11" manlet stride
Sounds about right for a space warrior.
5'11" chads rise up
We'd have to lol.
I'm 5'8" here and let me tell you something. I am handsome as frick and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fricked. I have a 7.5" dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to call me for a bootycall late at night, I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Lower center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as a mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I frick shit up in every single sport and would destroy you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
Sports I would destroy you at in order
>Soccer
>Football
>E-sports
>Baseball
>Endurance running
>Tennis
>Footgolf
I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.
Honestly I'm pretty jealous and happy for you but the fact that you bothered to write all that out on Ganker suggests that you should keep working on yourself.
I'm not reading that but I'm sure it's a lot of cope and insecurity that you're projecting on others.
the most insecure confident man on Ganker
he said he was 5'11" not 6'11" you fricking moron
Not him, I went ahead and downloaded her Dread models, I grabbed her Power Suit and Zero Suit and I put them next to each other in Blender, she's only an inch shorter than the Power Suit. So She's actually 6'2" without the suit.
did you read what I posted dumbass? This isn't about Samus
i need a steeping stool hold on
Feels good being a pocket prince
I'm 5'7 lol. I don't really care, my weight's been an issue though.
>Samus and I are the same height
cool
middle absolutely mogging the frick out of left and right
is today opposite day or something?
6'3 190lbs.
Feels good man.
Why do Metroidgays insist that image/comic was by a western artist?
Do any of these homosexuals know Ashura/Benimaru Itoh?
They try to assist that this 2003 Magazine X manga for Metroid is 100% canon on equal level or greater than the games, just ignore them.
We don't even know if the Metroid manga beyond the backstory is canon tho.
We do, it contradicts the games and Sakamoto called it different take into the Metroid universe, not the same as the games, Sakamoto had nothing to do with the manga which is just another reason why it's not canon.
>it contradicts the games
The games themselves contradict other games, that means very little.
>Sakamoto called it different take into the Metroid universe
Pretty much what he said Prime was too
>The games themselves contradict other games, that means very little.
They don't contradict each other much and Zero Mission uses most of the original Metroid's story with only small changes, same with Samus Returns with Metroid II, the manga contradict the games that released before it was made, the games that were made when was being made and ongoing, and the games that came after which do have some consistency. It also contradicts the Japanese and Prime Trilogy Prime games which follow Nintendo's Metroid lore. The difference with all of this every Metroid game has Sakamoto's name on it, the manga does not.
>They don't contradict each other much
lol yes they do, the remakes and Prime especially fricked up the entire mythos. The old manuals like Metroid 1 and Super Metroid have bizarre lore that's now in limbo. Old interviews like the Fusion and Zero Mission Q&As have weird shit now. Nothing is clean from this.
>the manga contradict the games that released before it was made
Same with Other M, which Dread made canon 100%.
External lore should always be treated as such, with a massive grain of salt and honestly just ignored, but if your reasoning for something in the Metroid franchise being non-canon is "muh contradictions" then you're in for a bad time since the entire franchise is full of contradictions now
>lol yes they do, the remakes and Prime especially fricked up the entire mythos. The old manuals like Metroid 1 and Super Metroid have bizarre lore that's now in limbo. Old interviews like the Fusion and Zero Mission Q&As have weird shit now. Nothing is clean from this.
And what was fricked up?
>Same with Other M, which Dread made canon 100%.
Dread makes Other M a canon "event" given how much Samus was rewritten to match her past 2D games along with Prime series.
>External lore should always be treated as such, with a massive grain of salt and honestly just ignored, but if your reasoning for something in the Metroid franchise being non-canon is "muh contradictions" then you're in for a bad time since the entire franchise is full of contradictions now
While true, anyone who uses the manga as a source for anything Metroid related when it comes to the games should be ignored.
Eeeeeeeh... broad strokes. The overview is canon, but most of the details are not.
Samus's Power Suit is 6'3" and she's 6'2".
>canonically
bud i love big samus but nothing in Nintendo Power is canon.
I imagined the suit being much bigger and more heavily armored, due to the power source of her shoulderpads and the power displayed from arm cannon, teleportation abilities into morphed but still very aware marble madness form with energy bombs, and in the SNES she can shinespark, which I thought was a bad mechanic, and needs to be turned into more of a Super Jump instead of a sonic sprint maneuvre, because a human being couldn't handle the speed, but sprinting and super jumping makes total sense. Conservative things like that. Just like we never liked the levitation and meditation shown in teenage mutant ninja turtles. We don't like being indoctrinated by satanic dragons. But you can do things that resemble our heritage.
Can she poop and pee in the suit?
It gets disintegrated as soon as it is detected via teleporter integrated suit technology. Like the suit is a living temple.
Fluids that are disintegrated become pure energy and stored in the power source. In the power source is where energy can be literally redirected into Samus' bloodstream as liquid Holy Water. Her body can stay like a clean state indefinitely as long as the power is on.
Good answers but needs to stay under the hood of the automobile and not revealed in the lore.
We don't want anything to do with metaphysical.
Why are tall girls pure sex?
frick this picture is so perfect we need more towering girls like this
We need more photoshopped girls?
>Exposed pits and feets
Zero suit should have kept this
>6'3
I don't speak burger, how much is this in meters?
Do euros really not know how to find an online unit converter?
Funny you said that because burgers always frick this up when they use online unit converter
Six and 1/3 burgers
6.3 meters
God... if only
now post the follow up
imagine
No, Samus's suit is canonically 6'3"
That image
a) is not even canon in the first place.
b) features a mistranslation
Samus actual height and weight out of armor is unknown to this day.
Roughly 190 cm.
she's probably 80's tall bimbo height, so around 5'11 (180cm)
Too short. Samus is 6ft5 now.
source: my hopes and dreams
i love tall women
what if she gets itchy?
Imagine the size of her feet, I could unironically bury my face in her soles.
you probably could anyways on a normal average human
your foot is about the length of your forearm
Girls usually have shorter and narrower feet, and most of them don't go past 5.7 at BEST and 5.4 as the height norm.
Thats the sad truth.
Imagine the smell
She literally puts her face right in the other girls pussy. Actually lol'd.
Clean, they smell like nothing, no sweat and no cheese.
You stupid scatgay smellBlack person. Fricking fake footchad.
You don't like ass because it smells like shit or pussy because it smells like rotten fish. Why would you like feet when they smell like cheese?
And consequently, so is my dick.
If this were true, then all the normal army guys are like 7ft tall in Other M... sorry, buddy, but she's tiny.
OK.
>amerigoy nintendo power fanfic
>canon
at least GankerBlack folk are self-aware and know they are trash, you Black folk unironically believe youre in the right
Samus Aran is canonically a troony
The only troony here is you.
>tall girl in highschool said she liked me
>brushed her off
>now I would literally give anything to have a tall wife
That was High School, let's get over that bud.
That's when I peaked. I've been a neet for 4 years now, what else am i gonna look back on? I didn't even live a life
Your life is what you're doing right now. High School was just 4 years of your life. Make your 20's better and more fulfilling. They're going to be more fun and there's going to be a lot more opportunities. Don't waste them.
>wake up near sunet
>browse Ganker and play vidya
>go sleep later than the night before
>do this for 4 years
I can feel myself getting stupider from inactivity. Somethings gone wrong. I've already prepared my suicide plan. If things don't change I'll kill myself before september.
Literally me except it's because I'm currently on sick leave. I don't want to go back to work bros... Only 1 month left
>literally me except I have a job and probably tons of other stuff that makes it not really me at all
Yeah, don't have a nice day. You're still young. Do something about your situation. Go out, go to events, concerts, get involved in something that gets you around others. Get a job, work out, etc. These could be the best years of you life if you want them to be.
I wake barely able to force myself out of bed, I procrastinate doing even basic tasks. It takes me months to make a doctor's appointment. I tried going to university but i didn't even attend a single lecture or do a single piece of work. Something has gone wrong in my once motivated brain. How can I fix myself if I'm too inept and idle to even feed myself; back in highschool I was learning langauges, learning piano, playing sports, working as year representative—I was a very driven person. Now adays simply trying to get out of bed before 2pm feels impossible despite all my efforts. I don't even feel human anymore—my soul is on fire and I'm coughing up embers
completely cut out phone/vidya/internet from your life for a few months anon. spend time in nature
You hormones are literally regulated by exposure to sunlight, not sleeping at a proper day/night cycle will frick you up.
in the best way possible. i didn't see more than a couple hours of sun per day for almost two years and by the end of it i had developed a serious necrophilia and cannibal fetish. i had a kit ready for when i finally snapped and dug up a body. it never ended up happening unfortunately but i had sex with a dying woman which was hot af.
>but i had sex with a dying woman which was hot af
Giving a cancer patient her dying wish? You a good person, Anon.
I learned JavaScript on the bus to and from my shitty warehouse job, now I'm a webdev and have career/future. it's never too late.
The bar for webdev is really fricking low, university grads unironically struggle to get a barebones page to score green in performance tests. It's a joke.
>22 yr old crying on Ganker and dropping 'suicide plans' for attention
get over yourself dramaqueen
>have a taller than me gf fetish
>i'm 6'5
>have a taller than me gf fetish
>can never get a gf because I'm an ugly 5ft7 hapa
It's over
it's rare that i meet someone taller than me but
when i do it just feels... wrong...
my brain is hardwired to think that humans are beings that are shorter than me
that when i speak to them i have to look down on them
that when i walk beside someone i have to slow down to a crawl
when i played with my labrador i effortlessly let it walk between my legs i miss you brando :'(
when girls wants to compare my hand with theirs i eclipse her as a whole with my palm alone
when i used to watch porn i had to search for "petite" tags since an actor that is similar in size feels... unrealistic
i quite literally cannot comprehend on a metaphysical level what it means to be a manlet and cannot even conceptualize the desire for a gf that towers over me
it's just impossible
is it just me?
didnt ask
I think you're just EXTREMELY autistic. Autistic are incapable of empathy and perspective. Of course, if you weren't extremely autistic you wouldn't have typed out such a cringey post
heh maybe you lack perspective too my man
to me it feels like commanding a fish to fly when it obviously swims its whole life
i just felt the impulse to share height related problems since i have nobody to share them with irl and don't really care about the sanctity of a thinly veiled big girl fetish thread
Spoken like a true autistic person
I mean you could just be moronic
Confirmed Chaderella.
thats a big girl
Brutal mogging
Literally has the same titty size as Samus.
Tell me about the slag, why does she drink the alcohol. Would be die if it were taken away?
It would be very sobering
Inside the suit, yeah.
This picture is my favorite of her and the suit. It's the most believable depiction of how her body and proportions fit. I just can never imagine how it'd work if she had to raise a hand above her head, like she does with the grappling beam
>Edit: why is janny so gay
The suit is, cope amazoBlack folk.
>One copy of Sonic Frontiers please
*While in the powersuit
6’0’’ 135 lbs
I am addicted to drugs
wtf i got the same stats but straight edge, no bad habits, just poop a lot
>he's a poop addict
It's over
>see slightly tall girl on train
>fall in love
movies weird as shit
How tall would I have to be to have my head go directly into her breasts?
no need, a good tackle will help
roughly a foot and half less than her actual height
my wife
perfect samus casting
I want to licki Debicki's feeti
imagine a 190cm woman that has infinite options in men cry herself to sleep every night knowing she will never get someone taller than herself to commit. Remember, 40% of men under age 30 are incels
literally just went on a date with a 190 girl, her feet are size 13, I'm gonna make upscaled real life /ss/ with her
5'3*
that's a fat wiener
in canon she got turned into a giant but was stuck in morph ball mode
>ugly
>178cm tall
it's over bros
Samus Aran canonically wears stirrup heel leggings inside her power armor.
Based Reiq for being accurate this whole time.