>we need more heckin difficultarino, but we’re running out ebin boss designs. >I know let’s haphazardly reuse enemies without making any attempt to optimize or balance the fight but pretend we’re making a loosely attempted call back to DS1 (le fat x skinny duo fight XD)
Have you noticed that when you drink an estus your character raises his arm up? Why does he do that? What's the lore behind this meaningless video game animation? Miyazaki is truly the messiah of vidya.
>sees player has no health and uses the memeseal >rolls in to OHKO his soft buttery ass then rolls out again
homie ain't got time for bussin fools like yourself
they were thinking >let's frick up this scrub b***hhomosexual for the 3rd time who's going to whine on a indonesian backgammon forum how he can't beat us lmao
I‘ve beaten them solo 9 times now and after a long time i think this is actually low key one of the best fights in the game. My opinion on this will never change on any next playthroughs either.
nothing since I never even saw them do anything. Killed these 2 and never even saw their moves. Do they even have a move set. My fight went like this:
>damaged them down in 13 seconds. >Never even saw them take a swing at me >then they disappear >i wait >one shows up >one hit and i kill him >wait >other pops up, hit him once and he's dead
wtf was this fight. I was expecting something hard, but literally nothing happened
It's easy as frick, one of them will never attack and just throw black flames at you occasionally and you should have already fought both of them individually at least once before getting to this fight.
>GODSKIN CULTISTS >There's only two types of them
There needed to be a few more, tbh.
The Godskin and Gloam Eyed Queen needed to be a real faction rather than just undeveloped background lore.
But why, you have enough with The Frenzied Flame trying to create its own lord, the all-knowing jackass trying to use you to become Elden Lord, Mogh trying to create his dynasty born of moronation, and Ranni just trying to break the cycle.
It's a fun fight if your build is good. They are pretty easy before they hit 50%. So you chip them down a bit, then burst one. Then you kill the other before he revives, etc. It's a fun DPS race.
>we need more heckin difficultarino, but we’re running out ebin boss designs.
>I know let’s haphazardly reuse enemies without making any attempt to optimize or balance the fight but pretend we’re making a loosely attempted call back to DS1 (le fat x skinny duo fight XD)
>fight one after the other in Mountaintop of the Giants
>"Man, I hope I never have to fight one of those frickers again."
Honestly Farum Azula just kind of sucks all around.
at least it looks nice unlike shittop of giants.
Why the FRICK are these homies at Farum Azula?
How the frick did they even get there?
Because L O R E.
Have you noticed that when you drink an estus your character raises his arm up? Why does he do that? What's the lore behind this meaningless video game animation? Miyazaki is truly the messiah of vidya.
placidusax is the only thing that redeems that shithole. its also a reused concept.
They wanted ren & stimpy 2 but made zoomies buttmad
Pretty based if you ask me
to make unskilled losers suffer
bernahl npc summon and mimic tear were able to complete this fight, i just circled around and did a jump attack a few times
any attempt to actually get involved and i died instantly
>soreseal
Please stop.
What streamer started this Soreseal moronation that plagues these threads?
Kino
>sees player has no health and uses the memeseal
>rolls in to OHKO his soft buttery ass then rolls out again
homie ain't got time for bussin fools like yourself
All I see here is someone getting outskilled, should have timed his roll better.
What the frick is that HP bar
Utterly based fatskin smelling a viglet and going in for the kill like an apex predator
I love how he cancels out of the roll just to instakill the viglet and then continue rolling like nothing happened
this guy barely has more health than a level 1 character
It's been patched for months, so if you can't do it now you're just bad and worse than AI summons
>Sleep Pot
>Terra Magic
>Comet Azur
the end
they were thinking
>let's frick up this scrub b***hhomosexual for the 3rd time who's going to whine on a indonesian backgammon forum how he can't beat us lmao
I‘ve beaten them solo 7 times now and i still think the fight sucks. My opinion wont change on my next playthrough either.
I‘ve beaten them solo 9 times now and after a long time i think this is actually low key one of the best fights in the game. My opinion on this will never change on any next playthroughs either.
Jay and silent bob?
One of my favorite bosses in the game
nothing since I never even saw them do anything. Killed these 2 and never even saw their moves. Do they even have a move set. My fight went like this:
>damaged them down in 13 seconds.
>Never even saw them take a swing at me
>then they disappear
>i wait
>one shows up
>one hit and i kill him
>wait
>other pops up, hit him once and he's dead
wtf was this fight. I was expecting something hard, but literally nothing happened
It's easy as frick, one of them will never attack and just throw black flames at you occasionally and you should have already fought both of them individually at least once before getting to this fight.
>GODSKIN CULTISTS
>There's only two types of them
There needed to be a few more, tbh.
The Godskin and Gloam Eyed Queen needed to be a real faction rather than just undeveloped background lore.
The Godskins and Gloam Eyed Queen were already wiped out before the story, St. Trina is a the truly cut content/under utilized background.
No shit Sherlock that's why I'm saying they shouldn't have been so and actually be something that is not gay-ass lore.
But why, you have enough with The Frenzied Flame trying to create its own lord, the all-knowing jackass trying to use you to become Elden Lord, Mogh trying to create his dynasty born of moronation, and Ranni just trying to break the cycle.
It's honestly amazing watching viglet world hosts get dumpsted by single attacks in boss fights
It's a fun fight if your build is good. They are pretty easy before they hit 50%. So you chip them down a bit, then burst one. Then you kill the other before he revives, etc. It's a fun DPS race.
ornstein and smough redux