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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8.5
    and dropping.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 more weeks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe forever

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    96 with 145 reviews seems impossible. paid reviews?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A good game is impossible, could this be a conspiracy?!??

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        But it's larian so we already know it's not a good game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >paid reviews?
      Lack of meds.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Paid reviews is the norm now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Always have been, underaged newfriend

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Paid reviews wasn't as common in the past. It started to get a lot worse after 2009

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Metroid Prime had 97 with 150+ reviews on the archives

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That game is shit too what's your point

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          bait used to be believable.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh come on. the only reason the game was praised is cus there was barely any competition in big blockbuster first person shooters, so it was more novel. it's not actually a good shooter and it's certainly not a good metroid game.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's the in thing right now to hype the game so they give the game these 100/10 scores just because it's whats expected

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is lots of gay shit in it so take a guess as to why it has such high acclaim among journalists.
      Doubt a single one made it past act 1.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah this is probably true, especially with bear rape scene, israelites love plebs fricking animals rather than their women

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      left-wing bonus and simple gameplay, same for disco elysium, journobait rpg.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        left wing bonus? then why did forspoken flop?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          forspoken is a 14/100 game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      not possible unless it's Zelda and Nintendo bonus

      which it is

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine unironically being addicted to schadenfreude. sounds like a miserable existence

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sums up shazamies nicely

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >145 critic reviews
    There is no way they progressed past Act 1
    It will backfire just like happened to Cyberpunk 90+ reviews

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It will backfire
      Like the vaccines I guess.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      of course they didnt, theyre fricking reviewers, next youre going to realize they play on the lowest difficulty to. If you want an actual crpg addicts opinion the game isnt very good

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Coping doomers: the thread

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game releases
    >It isn't a total catastrophe
    >Ganker loses its mind
    You people should be in an asylum.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >an ancient evil has returned

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    wtf it’s just divinity: baldurs gate edition and that’s a good thing

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >8.5 user score
    >game has been playable on moat people's machines for hours at most
    >vast majority of players still on character creation
    Definelty grassroots. Not astroturf. Nuh-uh no way.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally and uniornically it works on my machine flawlessly. are you homies trying to play on a 360 era rig wtf lol

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfield bros I hurt myself today!

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm looking at Steam and there are 70,000 positive reviews but 7,000 negative ones. All of the positive reviews are either one-liners or memes, and all the negative ones are long and detailed. Can someone explain to me what's happening here?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People only review a product if they really like it or really hate it. People who hate said product have more reason to list the reasons why they dislike it than People who like the product do to list the reasons why it's good. I hope this helped moronkun

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, I'm sorry. You misunderstood my question. Of the 15,000 overwhelmingly positive reviews Baldur's Gate 3 has gotten today, all of them are literally just a few words long. That's not a review, as far as I can tell. Yet when I sort by negative reviews, I no longer see this. It'd be okay if there were also long positive reviews, but there aren't.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Meme reviews have never happened before on steam ever.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm literally just asking you to explain to me why 99% of the reviews for this game say nothing of substance about it, anon.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wait a couple days autismo kun

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Answer. The. Question.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He won't

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Realistically the game just hit 1.0 today and nobody can formulate a cohesive opinion of the full game as its a mammoth to get theough but do know that they enjoy it and want to leave a positive review.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No, they enjoy being part of the zeitgeist.
                You need to understand how pathetic the average person is, they just want to be part of the popular event.
                They don't actually care if the game is good or not just that they get to be excited about it with other people.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont give a shit how you want to rationalize it, your cynical appraisal and my post could be equally correct. I really don't give a shit which is right

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I really don't give a shit which is right
                Precisely, you just want to be part of the popular event.
                Thank you for being a great example.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Chill homosexual I haven't even played the game nor have I stated my opinion on it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, if people are buying a game and just treating it like some funny event a la crowd doing the wave, I don't want to be a part of that. This game could be pozzed as frick and I wouldn't care, but the normalgay horde acting like they suddenly care about CRPGs because this has dating sim elements in it are what's really offputting.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              paid reviews, people trying to make the game they like look goo,bla, bla bla

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Most people haven't finished the game and left a placeholder review to farm gay points.
          The people who left a negative review probably won't play it again

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homosexuals treat steam like social media and rush to get le ebin steam rewards.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because reddit buck broke reviews so people do memes to get upvotes and awards

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the negative ones are long and detailed.
      The game hasn't been out that long. How on earth could they have anything to say other than screeching about politics?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Majority of the negative are in EA and some have more of “I want this x and I will play the game”

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game was on EA for ages

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because the actual big ass city runs between 20-45 fps on a 4090 regardless of cpu or gpu family. It has lots of dips outside of the early access areas. Not that anyone here comes to shill political views cares about that. It's a stutter show for low-mid rigs outside of the early access areas. Trying watching some of the 10 viewer literal whos streaming this and you will notice the annoying performance hits. Shit was rushed just a bit to avoid starfields release and needs some more time to iron shit out. I've had 4 CTD since I've been playing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the actual big ass city runs between 20-45 fps on a 4090
          Fricking how, the game doesn't even look that good to begin with.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No clue but droping to medium seems to fix it but the frame times are still fricked in a lot of combat encounters and when I transform on druid I've had the game hard crash twice. I know it's coming too because it always happens around "round 2 of my turn"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Games been in early access for a couple years. People really only do proper reviews if they're autistic. Steam's system incentivizes you to do funny or digestable reviews, as people can give you awards which gives you steam points for profile backgrounds and all that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      normie game, and trojan horse for woke homosexualry
      gaming consumers will eat shit forever

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I give a frick about the critic score of any game that came out in the last 10 years.

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OH NO NO IT HAPPENED AG-ACK

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You mean zelda gays.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is TOTK's page edited on both accounts you absolute moron

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it good Ganker?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All youtube "reviews" have the same 3 bot comments. This game has sunk lots of money in shilling. Never going to buy it out of principle. If you think you can manipulate me into buying your shit, I don't want it, because I hate you and everything you stand for.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I find it funny that no one can admit it's being astroturfed. That alone proves to me something is fricked up here. We've got so much evidence, all one anon needs to do is compile it and the shills will shrink up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Accusations of astroturfing only made (very little) sense when we assumed it was a typical Crpg with a typical Crpg audience. Given the launch day numbers it now makes perfect sense that there were so many threads about it. It’s going to be one of the three best selling single player games of the year.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cyberpunk had over a million active users on steam alone.
          This game is not even reaching half of that at peak.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You cannot tell me that this game and cyberpunk had even remotely comparable levels of hype and anticipation

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I am just telling you that it is not doing anything particularly crazy for a single player game.
              In fact, it's just as buggy as cyberpunk without any of the hype.
              So take a guess how quickly this game falls off.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn bro pass that copium over here

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nice projection.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay friend I will continue enjoying vidya

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's just the ToTK page edited

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never played these games before. All I know is it's an rpg. Should I get it? Is it free on gamepass?

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Enter thread on Ganker
    >Chud troony troony chud chud
    >Erm... ___sisters? Our response?
    >One dedicated schizophrenic destroys entire discussion
    >The same few strawman webms
    >Nintendies and snoys constant bickering
    >Zoomers! Haha!
    >Barry
    >Shazam
    >Cute!
    Ganker is the only good board related to entertainment it's not even close

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      LOL. Ganker is unironically worse than this place

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can usually read an entire thread on Ganker and get some entertainment value out of it. Here you're all as insufferable and moronic as the whiney b***hes on /LULZ/, the only redeeming parts are the rare nostalgia threads that happen late at night.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Unironically, why are you even on Ganker if you hate it so much? Fricking hell, half of this board is normalgays and Reddit refugees who think they belong but also wanna shit on everyone.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I enjoy video games but don't get that news from anywhere else, no reddit, twitter, facebook, random google articles, so I skim the catalog to see if there's anything new.
            Even when I see a thread that's promising I'm let down every time.
            This just felt like a good opportunity to call everyone gay.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Bookmark Gematsu and subscribe to a YT channel like GameRanx or SkillUp. There, that's all the news you'll ever need. As someone who actually, y'know, *enjoys* gaming Ganker tends to be at least an hour or two behind stories when they get published.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Gameranx
                >10 Black folk in VIDEO GAMES that will LEAVE you SHITTING your DIAPERS
                Before you buy is okay though.
                >Skillup
                I don't care for his opinions
                >Gematsu
                I don't think I really give a shit brother

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why don't you give a shit? Too lazy to read news articles about games, but you'll scroll the entire Ganker catalog to have them regurgitated back to you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                This industry already takes itself far too seriously, so by putting my time into reading in-depth articles is playing into the idea that most games are actually worth playing, but they're not.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          True enough, I only stay here because vidya is my preferred entertainment. It's all "fromdrone" this, "tendie" that, "snoygger" this and "shill" that. I fricking hate it here so much it's unreal.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You too, motherfricker. Leave. If you don't like Ganker then GTFO. No one will miss you.
            >wahhhhhh I hate it here wahhhhh why they use these buzzwords wahhhhhh

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol does your handler know you have unrestricted access to Ganker? Could be dicey for whoever has legal guardianship over you

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is this really the quality of banter you think makes you fit in on 4ch? Fricking shameful.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool. I'm still not leaving because it makes morons like you seethe.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Replying to an actual, literal temper tantrum counts as seethe

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Damn bro whipped out his baby fetish folder for this heater

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Talking like a Black person means I'm right and you're wrong

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oof gonna have to put you on vacation for the N word big guy, we don't tolerate racism on this board newfriend

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should be higher to be very honest.

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this boring ass game being so shilled on Ganker?

    Do people actually enjoy these type of games? Fricking how?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      As already discussed in this thread, people enjoy being part of a hype event.
      Once the event is over no one will talk about this shit.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How long is an appropriate amount of time for a single player videogame to have threads made on it if there is more substance to it than "the hype event"?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Theres no substance to bg3 so it wont make it. Notice how wotr still gets threads despite being an unpolished mess. Theres no chance a year from now anyone cares about this, its going the deadfire route. I wish I was wrong

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You didn't answer my question.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Check in in a month

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Still didn't answer it. Would it help if I put a family guy funny moments webm in my posts?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I did you fricking scumbag. One month is the amount of time. Try not to have a nice day before then

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm surprised it has enough traction to be considered a hype event by normalgays. It's just another Larian fart.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's because it's baldurs gate and normal gays have gotten way into d&d since certain popculture events

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            You guys forget that this is also a SNOY exclusive port.
            just look at the anti starfield campaign of late or the derailment of any game talk that isn't balls gat deep 3.

            last time Ganker went through such shill campaign, it was CoD and WoW Classic

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The game will only come out on PlayStation on September 6th. It won't sell a fraction because the hype has been cleared already. Also lol, who buys these games on a damn console? You'd have to be a masochist to play it with a controller.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Snoys don't care, the buckbreaking caused by the acquisition broke them hard

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First third of the game has been playable in Early Access for like 3 years
    >It's been receiving universal praise
    >Rest of the game comes out
    >"What the hell, why is this getting praised? It must be shills"
    You people are genuine morons

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >5e
      >It's been receiving universal praise
      How? Are CRPGgays that easily impressed?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Most people who like video games don't give a shit about D&D rules, they just care if they game they are playing is fun. BG3 is fun.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Same moronic bullshit as d4 launch hurr durr your criticisms dont matter its FUN. Actually its not fun and youre a fricking idiot. Screencap this when you get soulcrushingly bored

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            But D4 is fun, I'm still playing it.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Im going to need you to shut the frick up forever

              >all the negative ones are long and detailed.
              The game hasn't been out that long. How on earth could they have anything to say other than screeching about politics?

              Its been in EA forever everyone knows what the gameplay and character builds are like, frankly a lot of them are probably just commentaries on how shit 5e is

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >STOP HAVING FUN ACKNOWLEDGE I AM RIGHT

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Artificial fun. Fake fun. Forced fun. Iunno the correct board lingo but shits gay and moronic. You wont play it more than once on a b***h difficulty because after were done here youll slowly realize im right and life is too short. Sorry the hyped up game is bad

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Artificial fun. Fake fun. Forced fun.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I dont want you to stop having fun. Youre just going to because its a bad game

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >145 critic reviews
    >96

    Good god, that's pretty damn strong. Even the user score is pretty high. GOTY material? It's looking like it.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >believing paid reviews
    Yikes

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no one actually checks if its real

    sasuga Ganker

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >accidentally killed all the tieflings at the grove
    so some little c**t accuses me of harassing them after I've literally just saved the entire place and the guards attack me?
    That's fricking moronic, zevlor is cool the rest of them are complete homosexuals
    Also weird how the druids dont mind me killing the entire lot of them after they attack me but I coup de grace one guy who survived with 1 hp and she accuses me of murder
    game is kinda janky

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please remember to level up your party members, my guy.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >my guy.
        Did you just assume gender? that's not very Larian of you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody cares troony. Stop using games to pretend you're a woman.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I dont wanna frick the bear as a guy, that'd be gay

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're pathetic.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're playing pozzed propaganda with gender identities, and giving more than an ounce of care towards a story written by millennial shut-in nerds who sit on twitter and tumblr all day. You're already gay, homosexual.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ganker status:

    >BEAR'D
    >GRIZZLY'D
    >URSINATED
    >BEARING WITH IT
    >HANGING IN THERE (BEARLY)

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I frick a female bear? Can I at least frick the frog girl as a bear?

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there an updated party size increaser yet?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's not even real and you're not even checking for yourselves. Why do I keep coming to this fricking moronic board lmao

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, it's shills just hyping up the game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP sure is, but the rest of these morons such as

        96 with 145 reviews seems impossible. paid reviews?

        and everyone replying are just braindead mouthbreathers who are at fault that these shit threads exist in the first place. OP could've easily been btfo by first post telling him to frick himself.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, that's also paid shills.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is exactly like those ad pages with bot replies that create a chain of replies that make it look natural people but it's all just a chain of bots replying to each others to hype up a product.

            I wish that were true, but the average moron on this site never looks anything up and this didn't use to be the case.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is exactly like those ad pages with bot replies that create a chain of replies that make it look natural people but it's all just a chain of bots replying to each others to hype up a product.

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY OVER BOTW 1.5 LMFAO

    DELAYING PAST ELDEN RING DID NOTHING AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >already getting 90s
    blundur's gate 3 flopped hard.

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are all those reviews?

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    When was the last time a major release didn't get a 9/10 or higher from critics? This whole industry is compromised

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FF16.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        FF16 got 9's from almost all of major outlets.
        a couple of lower scores were from some no name sites that were mad that there are no Black folk in the game and woman are mistreated.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    could you make it any less obvious its the same guy is shilling all these AAA slop games every few months?

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I make fun of this game a lot and its not for me, but I can believe a high review score. Seems more legit than zeldas.
    Whelp, it’s Todd’s game to lose now. He’s got to get better scores and sales than bg or betheda will be an even bigger laughing stock than ever. They’ll lose their crown as the premiere rpg maker, possibly for all time.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you care about this shit, then this industry needs a bigger crash worse than 1983

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    crpgods, mine legs. . . are bending . . . of their own...?

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    reddit: the game

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another /vpol/ loss isn't surprising though

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    twitter: the game
    +1

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You do know there are only 3 reviews of game as of now, one of them is an 8

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      then why does OP's pic show 145 reviews?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he got mad that somebody made a fake reviewscore image showing it being bad so he posted a thread with a good one that he made

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because he's getting paid to make this garbage sell.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's just despicable. we should put a stop to this behavior.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Mods like shilling, either that or they can't be asked to deal with his VPN

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              My money is on this shithole getting paid to leave shill threads.
              I recall something like this with EA years ago but I might be misremembering things.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a shopped image of TotK's metacritic page.

        https://www.metacritic.com/game/switch/the-legend-of-zelda-tears-of-the-kingdom

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder how many of them are also sonic fans

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOTY here we come!!!

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Games are way too overrated
    This game is 70/100 max

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