>Shooting yourself when your medic has a PTSD panic attack to try and force her to get over it or let you die
I genuinely once thought people were exaggerating that Valkyria Chronicles 2 was the "pants on head moronic" game in the series.
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Makes far more sense than Welkin's "NO ALISA YOU CAN'T USE YOUR SUPER POWERS TO DEFEND OUR HOME" bullshit.
See, I at least can forgive that as being hystrionic of going into a coma after a sniper shot, going an unconscious rampage, and waking up being praised as the literal god-figure of your local religion and being overwhelmed (if she were really smart, she could just go tankbusting instead of immediately trying to suicide bomb, for instance).
Shooting yourself is just moronic.
That's why I specified Welkin and not Alicia. His reasoning for not wanting to use her power is absolutely moronic and leads to hundreds of civilian deaths that could have easily been avoided.
Right. Still though, I can sorta understand talking her down in the heat of the moment since she was about to blow herself up and I guess there was a point about not wanting to get obsessed with the power to the point of losing sight of the human cost like Faldio did, but admittedly they're at war and at that point the Imps were cutting their way straight to the capitol and Selvaria's nuke just cost them a lot of manpower.
It's fine when she goes off on her own on a self-imposed suicide mission, but even prior to that he doesn't want to use her powers because he thinks it'll escalate the war (please ignore the fact that the Empire have been fielding their own super soldier since day one lol).
Then the war escalates anyway and a good chunk of the death that happens after that point falls squarely on Welkin for being a moronic grandstanding moralgay.
I won't deny that. Hell, it's not even as though you can use the "Gallia was a neutral party fighting defensively" excuse as much as I'd like to -- the moment Maximilian pioneered artificial Valkyria tech, it would be moronic not to expect governments everywhere to jump on it (one of the things I'll give VC2 is building on that) and the Feddies were never their friends if the Cornelia kidnapping didn't demonstrate.
Alicia*
Alisa is a shit name for shit characters
who was in the wrong here?
Claude. If only because getting spared from pulling the e-girl nuke trigger by last minute ceasefire reeks of blue balls.
Valkyria Chronicles is one of those series where the odd numbered games are the good ones and the even numbered ones are absolute dogshit ones.
Wait is 4 actually that bad? I haven't gotten around to it. 2 kinda put me off from continuing the series.
only 1 is good
Eh, true.
In my experience, it has a similar problem to 1: too many capture the flag rush style maps telling you to get to [point] and not enough incentive to engage with the wider area, so back to scout rushing. The new Grenadier class helps somewhat due to overwatch fire slowing you down, but it isn't enough.
It was bad enough to kill the franchise a second time; basically the worst parts of 1 and 2 put together.
IMHO 2 is the absolute worst of the series but 4 is not too far behind.
1>3>>>>>>>4>>>2
Yes
>girl puts on bikini at the beach
>someone sees her in her bikini
>"KYAAAA DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Yeah, 4 is moronic.
Thats 1 too and 4 is still better than 1.
Minerva is the only good thing in VC4
I like VC3 story and characters more than VC1 but the gameplay is boring sometimes not gonna lie
I loved 4.
4 has WAY better character designs and s tier waifus
It's that bad; it discarded every gameplay improvement brought by 2 and 3, being a worse version of 1. The writing is abysmal, on par with the worst of Avan and co's homosexualry.
4's protag is the most pathetic character in the series.
You think VC5 will finally leave Europa War 2 behind after milking it for 2 consecutive games, or are they still burned by VC2 and Azure Revolution and assume trying new things is bad?
We aren't getting VC5, 4 killed the franchise for good.
Not that I don't believe you since the game played it too safe, but was there a statement from Sega expressing disappointment or something?
Yes; their financial report for that year used the usual "VC4 sales didn't reach the expected goal" euphemism.
Grim, after the musou shitshow.
I actually wouldn't mind a prequel based on EW1. There'd be enough nostalgia memberberries to assuage the risk adverse suits while being fairly uncharted territory. Maybe being the advent of Tanks would FINALLY force them to make Lancers good somehow since we're asking for miracles anyway.
Weren't they teasing a Japan vs America game? I recall the nip lady's ending mentioned a war like that was brewing. I would just love to see Japan awkwardly try to explore that without generating huge amounts of rage from all sides lol
>Daytime Ganker defends the frick out of VC4
>Nighttime Ganker actually denounces it as the piece of shit it is
As usual, Ganker is at its best during non-American hours.
Do you really think it's the Americans defending the game? I feel like most of my countrymen would hate a game that portays us as the bad guys.
>not liking animeslop schlockino
this thread made me decide to finally play 3. I was always waiting for a more polished and complete translation, but obviously that's never coming, so might as well play it now. it's been so long since I played 2, I forgot how awful psp controls are. also it's very funny playing a psp game at 4k and seeing super crisp models next to terrible jpgs. is there anything I can do about the seam next to the portrait, or is that just something I've got to put up with?
yeah that's just par for the course on upscaling 2d assets.
yeah I figured as much, but I was hoping there was some sort of sharpening setting I could disable or something that was causing the harsh edge
why did you have to remind me of this games existence?
HA HA
HAHAHAHA
In my restless dreams, I hear that laugh.
frick you.
The thing about VC nobody wants to admit is that all VC games are the same flavor of shit. 1 was only liked because it was relatively novel. No, the rest are not "too anime".
Yes they are.
1 was nuanced and serious; the rest are anime shit.
>1 was nuanced and serious
>1 was nuanced and serious
VC2 reminds me of Trails of Cold Steel 1/2
Bad main character
Annoying blonde girl
Annoying glasses-kun
Civil War is a joke
Antagonists are forgettable
The masked man identity is too obvious
The blue haired e-girl is annoying
Both sucks and ruined they franchise
3 >>> 4 > 1 >>>>> 2
If 3 wasn't JP only and limited by the PSP, that shit would be heralded without question.
It leaned into the right kind of fun anime bullshit instead of VC2's terrible anime highschool bullshit.
4 Ultimately has overall better missions and a more interesting number of plot elements even if the drama in the second half flopped in a couple parts.
3 > 4 > 2 > 1
i liked them all
they all have their good points
4 > 1 > 2
never played 3. 2's story didn't bother me so much, it was the small maps hence why I didn't bother with 3.
>1 was nuanced and serious
VEG-TAH-BULLS
PTSD isn't real it's just guilt from fighting for the evil israelites. People who fight for their own countries never feel guilty just ask them
god I forgot how punishing accuracy is in early game vc. or is vc3 just especially bad?