>Nintendo destroys cucks with Xenoblade 3 by giving Rex a happy marriage with all 3 main girls >Nintendo destroys fujos by confirming Sidon's heterosexual status
Based
>cute and unique zora design >good art will be drowned out by angry yaoi fujos and their revenge art
wish she got the be the champion summon instead like literally who's kid
You can all fight over who is gay and isn't gay, meanwhile I'll travel back in time and marry my goat wife and have lots of consenual sex for the sole purpose of entertainment and love.
it makes sense because every normal person moved on, married, got kids etc. and doesn't play this shit anymore. Only degenerates who never managed to get a family of their own or procreate are still stuck with the manchild mindset and (besides literal children) nintendo's main audience.
>I'M NOT UPSET, YOU'RE UPSET! H-HAHA LOOK AT ME BEING SUPERIOR IN MY TASTES AND YOU ARE JUST A PLEB. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GIVING UP? REEEEEEEEEE
:^)
is there something about a depiction of men being this nice to eachother that triggers fujos?
have they never had someone be this nice to them without it being about sex?
genuine question
fujos are really just a branch of shipfags, subhumans that believe 2 characters interacting in any meaningful way (not even a necessarily positive one) means they want to fuck
or they are just coomers but these aren't the ones bitching
It's pretty clearly painted that he's just into Zelda. A few NPCs will comment that it seems like Link already has somebody he's into, and given the old Champions literally don't exist in this game and Riju is pretty strictly pushed as just a friend, yeah it's Zelda.
What bothers me is that it's both "Zelda already changed the past" and "Zelda is changing the past". Like both are true, because if they're not, the story doesn't make sense.
Not too long ago I would've told anyone that gays don't bother me and they should be free to be however they want but anymore people like you have made me realize that gays are a plague on society.
Good for him
Looks cute.
Fujofags on suicide watch.
theyre fish. he probably just jacks off to her period to reproduce
neat, i hope they have sexy daughters.
Good, Sidon is a bro and deserves a nice wife
why the wide face? LMAO
maybe they were thinking of manta rays when they drew her.
Obvious whalesharksona.
she can take both Sidon's cocks in her mouth at once
Boa Sandersonia lookin' ass fish
hey, bitch! why the long face?
get it? ahahahahahahahaha
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAO!
she's a beard and a cuckquean
she gets off to sidon fucking link while she shlicks in the corner
You lost
I hate yaoichuds so much it's unreal
seeth and mald
fujos lost, get over it.
No Sidon is for Link only
I'm jealous
how bout all you fujoshits go back to ao3 and write some more wishful thinking fics. heterosexuals are reclaiming this board.
no
Is it wrong I want Sidon and Link to be gay so his hot wife is available?
>heterosexuals are reclaiming this board
See you in June, buddy.
ugly-cute i like
She cute.
>Nintendo destroys cucks with Xenoblade 3 by giving Rex a happy marriage with all 3 main girls
>Nintendo destroys fujos by confirming Sidon's heterosexual status
Based
>another ship war thread
atleast i have zelink...
not canon
Accept your fantasies will never be real, fujo.
poen isn't real mate
none of the characters are real
>kas confimed married since day 1
>thousands of pictures of him being gay
>sidon gets married
>this will surely stop the gayry
this.
If anything they added more fuel to the flames by having the Zora put up a giant statue of Link riding their prince in the middle of everything.
I guffawed when I saw that statue. Zoras are fucking fags.
>TOTK has destroyed all the gay ships
>all straight ships for Link are still present
And that's a good thing, you retarded fujoshit.
Is she Muzu's daughter or just the only other Zora to look like that?
She is a Zora princess from another Zora domain(not in the game)
Oh yeah? Where's the proof
Why is she not pregnant yet? Where the fuck is the fucking egg clutch?
>cute and unique zora design
>good art will be drowned out by angry yaoi fujos and their revenge art
wish she got the be the champion summon instead like literally who's kid
>fujos will draw her as the cuckqueen
>when that role is unknowingly fulfilled by themselves
Pottery.
wish she was taller
You can all fight over who is gay and isn't gay, meanwhile I'll travel back in time and marry my goat wife and have lots of consenual sex for the sole purpose of entertainment and love.
>sex for the sole purpose of entertainment and love
>not procreation
ngmi
>Only wants Mineru and no kids
>Sex every day
>Romantic dinners
>Living together
Based anon.
>deformed ghoul looking creature
>nintendies want to fuck it
what is wrong with tendies?
>Furries and tendies... overlap?!
shocking
furries, bronies, tendies, trannies...
it's all the same
it makes sense because every normal person moved on, married, got kids etc. and doesn't play this shit anymore. Only degenerates who never managed to get a family of their own or procreate are still stuck with the manchild mindset and (besides literal children) nintendo's main audience.
sidon cancels his marriage with her and runs away with link to live in lurelin village forever
and link immediately hooks up with his ex fiancée
cry about it
Cope, dilate, seethe and mald for eternity
about what, your fantasy?
>I'M NOT UPSET, YOU'RE UPSET! H-HAHA LOOK AT ME BEING SUPERIOR IN MY TASTES AND YOU ARE JUST A PLEB. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT GIVING UP? REEEEEEEEEE
:^)
is there something about a depiction of men being this nice to eachother that triggers fujos?
have they never had someone be this nice to them without it being about sex?
genuine question
There is a concerted effort in modern society to paint camaraderie as homosexual. Don't have good friends that you are loyal to! That'd be gay!
fujos are really just a branch of shipfags, subhumans that believe 2 characters interacting in any meaningful way (not even a necessarily positive one) means they want to fuck
or they are just coomers but these aren't the ones bitching
Nice fanart
>fujoshits making shit up to prevent accepting the canon
BTFO.
T
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Dilate chud
I know Mipha was Links old romance, what is he going for this game?
he has a thing for dragons now.
farming my gfs hide for upgrade materials
Typical black male with fat white girlfriend experience. Link is very cultured.
It's pretty clearly painted that he's just into Zelda. A few NPCs will comment that it seems like Link already has somebody he's into, and given the old Champions literally don't exist in this game and Riju is pretty strictly pushed as just a friend, yeah it's Zelda.
>time travel plot is "stupid and dumb" when age of calamity does it
>it's fine with totk does it tho
The time travel plot in TOTK is so bad. It's literally just an excuse to use the memory system again.
What bothers me is that it's both "Zelda already changed the past" and "Zelda is changing the past". Like both are true, because if they're not, the story doesn't make sense.
More importantly, who's fucking this?
You, you lucky fuck.
Not too long ago I would've told anyone that gays don't bother me and they should be free to be however they want but anymore people like you have made me realize that gays are a plague on society.
lmao what's your reaction every time you see the million e-boi threads?
Me.
Kass' daughters are his harem
Pearl?
Can't wait for a mod that swaps her model for sidon so i can get her for the champion's gift and make all fujo's cry like an anime fan on prom night
>has some healing powers just like mipha had
essential sidon wanted to fuck his sister.