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What was his problem?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he's a mercenary

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That goatee looks like a blade coming out of his chin

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh is that a beard? I always thought it was his hand, like he was resting his chin on a clenched hand.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he strokes his beard in some of his animations

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Oh is that a beard? I always thought it was his hand, like he was resting his chin on a clenched hand.

      i think its both. dark brown is beard, orangish tan is hand doing thinking emoji

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He couldn't bring his Motorhead albums to the Koprulu sector.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he's an butthole biker gangster that had been forcibly conscripted from prison and was given a rocket bike with a grenade launcher attached to it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget the spider mines.
      >he's an butthole biker gangster that had been forcibly conscripted from prison
      Well, he's got better chances at life then the marines or firebats.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Why does this look better than the Remastered wallpapers?
        My take is that lighting is better and nothing looks like painted with a brush.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      naa he's just a local of Mar Sara who doesnt like the new Magistrate (you).

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when i was a kid playing this in 1999 i deliberately avoided using or clicking on the vulture unit because he was too mean and intimidating for me 🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i also didn't like playing as the zerg because the overmind eyeball was kinda scary

      i only liked terran mass marine because guys with guns are cool 🙂

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      same, really disliked this guy and wondered why he was allowed in the terran military

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Because the Terran military is primarily composed of criminals serving in penal military units.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          that shit was metal. nu-blizz would never attempt something like this, instead you get Avengers capeshit but with orcs instead.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Not gonna lie, because of his voice lines I would send him on suicide missions and use him as cannon fodder to block enemy units from hitting the important stuff at the back. Now that I've grown up I now know better, and will send him on suicide missions and use him as cannon fodder to block enemy units from hitting the important stuff at the back.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Now that I've grown up I now know better, and will send him on suicide missions and use him as cannon fodder to block enemy units from hitting the important stuff at the back.

        This one simple trick wins you the ASL.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Same energy

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I see I'm not the only who sees it.

      that shit was metal. nu-blizz would never attempt something like this, instead you get Avengers capeshit but with orcs instead.

      >that shit was metal.
      Great stuff from a great time.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw being 8 years old and clicking on each unit to check out all the voicelines and animations even though you can't understand any english
    that right there. Peak RTS design

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I pretty much learnt english from SC1. I remember looking up all the cool ability names in the dictionary before we even had internet where I live.

      It was a wonderful time. THe protoss voicelines are particularly hilarious, no wonder my english ended up so good after my starting lesson was Dragoons saying shit like "Make use of me" in a distorted voice, also High Templar's "State thy bidding" was cool too, I thought he was speaking protoss gibberish like most other units in that one until I started to play again as a teen.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I DON'T HAVE TIME TO **** AROUND WITH YOUR THREAD.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else get beatnik vibes from him

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    He was a good dude in the wrong place at the wrong time. Misunderstood at every step of the way.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >reminder that most of Mengsk' forces in his campaign against the Terran Confederacy was mostly made up of liberated criminals turned soldiers.

    Vulture Pilots were mostly, if not entirely comprised of Motor Cycle Chain Gangers. these kind of ex-cons value freedom of movement, free agency, bomb-ass rides and fricking people up. they got all of that for the most part when they got freed by the Sons of Khorhal, but the price was to be press-ganged into the Sons of Khorhal and take orders from Mengsk, which is something they hated because he wasn't one of them. the barely-qualifying saving grace from that is that mengsk gave them carte-blanche in the ways they executed their orders, so long as the objectives were complete.

    I remember a time I had decided to run a game against some rando in SC:BW, the guy picked zerg so i knew he was going to run Lurkers, as zerg players did then. So I ran Vultures, as Terran Players do and I just put a bunch of spider mines at a few chokes and waited for his dumbass to appear while my vultures were patroling not too far. the mines got tripped, I hit a bunch of lings, lisks and one of his lurks. I sicced my vultures on their tail and micro'd the shit out of his army, then I sent them aroundlooking for his base, used my radar scan to look for him as I sending in reinforcements in the forms of a few goliaths, tanks fire bats. shit was great.
    Siege Tanks, Goliaths and Vultures are fricking awesome.

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