>sl1. >no summons. >no scadutree fragments. >what's your excuse

>sl1
>no summons
>no scadutree fragments
>what's your excuse

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t want to spend weeks of my life studying the movements of a mid-Game fromslop boss

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP. I grew out of From Slopware games years ago.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        At least you realized you were bad at video games and moved on to whatever gay baby mode shit you play now

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          the eternal fromcope of being 'good' at a niche videogame makes him good at all videogames. play a fighting game fromgay, ah wait, best you can do is invading low level players 🙂

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >niche
            25 million copies anon, they like to think its some super secret pro gamer club but its as normie slop as COD.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              sorry, I keep forgetting this isn't demon souls.. or was it ds2? the games don't change very much every iteration

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it was kings field

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry, but now I just play puzzle games, with enrich my brain and don't require me to repeat the same shit over and over again

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            that's how you play puzzle, moron. doing the same shit with only 1 right answer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You "mastering" Simon Says ass encounters isn't the achievement you think it is.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          he bases his self-esteem on how good he is at a japanese video game, oh man...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Funny coming from a fromcuck. Do you play any other games? Are you even good at your own game? Oh yeah, your game's a knowledge check and I beat your 'hardest boss' on the first try after watching two youtube videos.
          Doesn't it eat you up inside that you have no talents so you use a videogame to feel proud of yourself? And I take it all away in just two videos?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but you like mindless muscle memory garbage if you think Fromshit are good video games worth "mastering". I used to play a lot of souls shit myself but these days I prefer roguelikes (actual ones) and stuff like Dominions 6. in terms of action, Nioh 2 requires you to actively strategize and use your brain far more, so I consider that to be the best action RPG from this category. I've put hundreds of hours into it and I plan to put hundreds more

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >weeks of my life studying
      holy cringe his brain is this dysfunctional??? are you clinically moronic?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It took him 3 days and 800 attempts to beat the first boss and it's not even hard compared to the others

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Weeks
      The dlc has only been out for a couple days

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fippitybip

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp, fromslopware ended at DS1 and only got worse starting from ds3 that's where those adhd rhythm based boss fights have started

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      BING BING WAHOO

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t support LGBT

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am not autistic.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bloodhound's step
    ydbtg

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be fat jobless streamer
    >boast about wasting your time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hes making more money then you so its technically not a waste of time

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's a waste of life

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Doing what you love is........wasting your life

          talk about envy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            This is such a pure 2009 cringe post that it's endearing

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The picture was meant for another thread but i see what you mean.

              Anyways i'm sorry things didn't work out for you but you need to stop shitting the board with useless replies and threads.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Woah buddy that was my first post in the thread and here sensei is going all out just this once with project-no-jutsu

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So don't take the comment personally and move on? it's not meant for you.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Lol what a pleasant person you must be to be around with that passive aggressive snark. Oh wait maybe that's why you have to watch streamers instead

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Living an unhealthy life and playing videogames 24/7 for the amusement of mentally ill children is a good use of your time
            Yeah I'm sure he loves his life. Meth heads also love doing drugs

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              yes but he's rich because of it, so doubtful he cares

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Doubtful he thinks his life isn't shit

                Yeah playing 6 hours of vidya while making bank is the same as doing meth.

                Yes that's why your quote was moronic. Good job

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He has a wife, son, another one on the way, dogs, a home and all he has to do to keep it is play video games he enjoys. He doesn't even have to subject himself to this, he's choosing to do so. It's not like it was some sub goal or something, he just did it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He's also fat(, balding) and making a fool of himself online. If I were his kid I would not want to be associated with him and he without a doubt knows it. It's just a sad way of life all around. Rather be wage cuck than a rich clown.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Rather be wage cuck than a rich clown.
                either sour grapes or teenager

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >projecting on both accounts
                By all means become a streamer and live to regret it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                oh nooooo, I have to play video games and make 250k a year, fuuuuuck, my dignityyyy, i'd rather just flip burgers dudeeeee
                moron

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're right, I forgot that not everyone was raised in a functional family and that some people only ever think about the present. There wouldn't be a troony epidemic otherwise (52% btw).
                It's nice to know that I was right on you projecting, nobody but kids raised in front of a screen would dream of becoming a streamer anyway.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, but he's not really enjoying it, maybe a few moments of laughter, but otherwise he's stone-faced and looks fairly unhappy during the experience.

                >Cope.

                I think getting paid to play video games all day is a wonderful thing naturally, but even people like Charlie admit there's periods where it gets exhausting and miserable to do. Moon isn't successful for beating ER bosses at RL1, he's successful because he got lucky and built an audience in the first place.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >even people like Charlie admit there's periods where it gets exhausting and miserable to do
                There isn't a job on earth that doesn't. Many do so more often.
                And yeah, I agree that after like 100 attempts he was not having a good time and only felt the need to autistically commit to the bit. I will be surprised if he continues this run at the moment, but he might come back to SL1 after beating the game with a normal character.
                Or he'll keep autistically grinding this for the next 6 months, who knows.

                You're right, I forgot that not everyone was raised in a functional family and that some people only ever think about the present. There wouldn't be a troony epidemic otherwise (52% btw).
                It's nice to know that I was right on you projecting, nobody but kids raised in front of a screen would dream of becoming a streamer anyway.

                You're really overthinking things. It's one of the easiest jobs on the planet and pays a lot if you're big. Even if your audience starts to dry up if you've played your cards right and made some connections you can just pivot into something else within the entertainment industry.
                I'd consider a mcjob to be just as humiliating for 1/10 the pay.
                >dad what did you do for work when I was growing up?
                >flipped burgers for minimum wage
                or
                >entertained tens of thousands every day and made more money than my parents and grandparents combined while doing it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >you can just pivot into something else within the entertainment industry.
                Streaming doesn't make you good enough at anything for that, at best you can try nepotism.

                >I'd consider a mcjob to be just as humiliating for 1/10 the pay.
                You lost me there, nothing wrong with it.
                >dad what did you do for work when I was growing up?
                >struggled
                vs
                >idk played games and had petty dramas with people twice younger than me

                These people are usually so brain-rotted that they never try to learn anything useful outside of it. There's no valuable life experiences to share to your kids. How could you take someone seriously when you know for a fact that they've been incredibly lazy their whole life? It's just not a good father figure and I'd 100% change my last name in this situation.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >And yeah, I agree that after like 100 attempts he was not having a good time andonly felt the need to autistically commit to the bit. I will be surprised if he continues this run at the moment, but he might come back to SL1 after beating the game with a normal character.

                That's really all you have to say. It's just not a good use of time, and it is a very mentally ill endeavor, regardless of his personal success. I can't speak of his personal happiness, but I'd say his physiognomy and how he spends his life is telling of some likely underlying issues, but any analysis I could make is surface level.

                >You're posting on Ganker.

                I like to talk to people, and the time commitment is far less by comparison.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah playing 6 hours of vidya while making bank is the same as doing meth.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Doing what you love is........wasting your life

            idk if he actually loves it tbh. seen plenty of successful speedrunners talk about how much they hate what they do.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >b-but money
        revolting mindset

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          money can be exchanged for goods and services

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            and yet your time and dignity is gone forever

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              why are you such a simp for an fat old bald man?
              pathetic..

              How's it any different from doing any job at all? You're either working for other, or working for you.
              He's working for himself
              The pathetic ones are you, you're all probably seething that you don't get paid playing vidya, hell some of you may have tried streaming and failed

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                he works for twitch, you realize. they take a fat cut from everything he gets. the real money he could make is from sponsors but he doesn't take them(yet)

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ...which is a good thing. It surprises me that someone with as large an audience as his still has a little bit of integrity.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why are you such a simp for an fat old bald man?
        pathetic..

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    i dont get paid to take 30hrs and 800 deaths to kill a video game boss

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    my excuse is i have better things to do than spend 10 hours playing a boring and poorly designed game to prove something to basement dwelling incels on a video game forum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Okay casual.
      Go play candy crush.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >i have better things to do
      like what

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Play dark souls 2 .

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >99% of his damage comes from bleed proc
    >does the critical hits with measly damage instead of wailing on boss to proc more bleed
    does the crit boost bleed buil-up? i don't get it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It’s cool

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    773 deaths bruh, not bussin

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bloodhound step
    you didn't beat the boss

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >best attempt at death 773
    >near or over 1k attempts on a single boss
    frankly i'd rather spend the time doing something i enjoy

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >using consumables other than estus
    You didn't beat the boss

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    lmao look at the state of him in the corner hahahah
    the absolute plight of fromdrone genetics hahahahahahaha

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fromsloppers come in two kinds either disgustingly fat uggos or troons, everyone who shits on the franchise is well adjusted.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >over 800 deaths
    Was it worth it, though?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      for him, yeah. he got $1000 in donations after beating it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        he could have earned more than that by doing actual work in the same time.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, the average job pays several thousand in just 2~ days, not to mention much more fun!

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >773 attempts
    Maybe, just maybe, I rather play something else other than waste this much time

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    valuing my time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Your time is just as meaningless, don't worry.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    ??? It's the first boss, moron. He is hard but beating him is not impressive.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where did it all go so wrong though?
    How do you go from demon souls to whatever the frick ER is supposed to be?
    Would twitch zoomies literally kill themselves if From did anything like Maiden Astrea or true king Alant "boss fights" again?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      unironic answer?
      Miyazaki liked the streamer/youtuber scene that was born out of DS1 (he even wined and dined with a few of them) and after this they began focusing more and more on appealing to the twitch/youtube crowd.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I hate how its considered ok and fun for bosses to be so cheap and difficult that its expected for players to die over 100 times. Not even Nioh 2 went this far in absurdity, at least not in the main playthroughs and DLC.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the thing is no one actually considers this ok or fun. but fromcucks need some kind of identity since they lack a lot of things in real life. so barely beating this game has become their life.
      why do you think they never move onto other games? or play real competitive games where they'd be pit against other players who'll adapt and change to their tactics?
      you don't have to be good at videogames to beat ER. you just have to be moronic enough to slog through it cheap death after cheap death. after all, do you think these Black folk play games for fun?
      >verification not required

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Whenever you guys go on these tangents it's pretty clear you're butthurt. Like Elden Ring is pretty bullshit but when you seethe like this it's apparent you're not good at these kinds of games and you're frustrated with the fact you feel excluded from some sort of "club." Don't lie, you're a catBlack person so I know you rely solely on internet dopamine hits

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You arent expected to die 100 times, he just chooses to not level up for his stream

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This might be a video game version old man yelling at the clouds but I hate how cheap some new souls bosses are, specially what irks me is the deceptive choreography that are made to bait the dodge roll too early, Other to the lesser degree are the bullshit tornado bosses like dancing lion.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Annnnd I’m swingingggWAIT
        >
        >Okay *smash*
        FRICK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing in Nioh 2 is as challenging but nothing in Elden Ring is as fun and engaging. This is coming from someone who enjoys both games but From can't top Team Ninjas combat.

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Be me, 18 years old
    >Play dark souls
    >Beat game lvl 1 deprived, club only.
    >Be me, over 30
    >Play Elden Ring
    >Die to boss twice and get frustrated
    >Activate maximum cheese, beat boss next attempt
    You have to be some kinda retrard who doesn't value his own time to purposely handicap yourself by not utilizing all the available mechanics.
    You prove nothing with challenge runs and your sense of accomplishment is fake

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      B-but.. I did the roll and I sunk 5 hours into one boss! If no one will congratulate me. Then my only source of joy is making fun of you for not wasting your time! Skill issue!!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing here, anon. The difference is that I'm at a point in my life in which:
      >Die to boss twice and get frustrated
      When this happens I just give up on the game and go read some book or watch a film since it's a better way to use my time.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      elden ring is only difficult if you value your time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't value his time
      You see your time is one thing but the image OP post was a content creator who's entire livelihood is built on filling time and farming subs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Biggest waste of time is rest of the game. You spend numerous hours just running in empty landscapes with no reward

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are there any actual uses for electrocharge? Enemies that stagger when touched by lightning damage? Standing in water? I'm genuinely kinda mad. It's not just "not gamebreaking therefore bad" it's just legit bad.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >bloodhound's step
    >consumables
    Didnt beat it, try again.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I got shit to do homie damn

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Death 773

    Literally fricking autism, so I'm guessing he did it to see if it could be done? What a waste of time to prove nothing. He's also using Bloodhound Step and a bleed weapon with Kukri knives.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how else would he do damage? blood procs and ripostes would be his only source of damage.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Only way to truly beat Elden ring is to not use items or weapons at all, armor is also cheating.
        If you didn't slap the last boss to death at lvl 1, bare handed and butt naked you didn't beat the game

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So like this: https://youtu.be/ekdIX2LzZ8w

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            slave knight gael has roughly 15000 hp, while the lion has 22000, it would take roughly 5 hours of fighting with rl1 fists to beat it.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              So you're saying it can be done, but you're a pussy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            jesus fricking christ
            that is one fricking autist

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >enemy has like less than 6 attacks
            >roll and wait till enemy finishes attacking
            >repeat for 3h
            >repeat for up to 10 min if you have the equipment
            truly the most innovative and challenging gameplay in the world

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              we get it, you can't beat the game. totally not because you're bad or anything but because you have much better things to do with your time like seethepost on 4chab about it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Mental illness on display right here.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >upgraded flasks
            nope, didnt beat it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Bloodhound step
      >bleed
      You didn't beat the game

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        bloodhound's finesse makes me feel like a Berserk character though

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          As it should.
          Guts abused the shit out of every single technological and strategic advantage and exploit he could find.
          If Guts was in Elden Ring he would spirit summon every single time he could, even the "slightly hard area" summons.
          Guts didn't beat the game, but Guts won.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Cosplaying Guts
          >Not using THE obligatory Greatsword

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Link?

    Also

    >nearly eight hundred attempts

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://clips.twitch.tv/SwissRespectfulTriangleTheThing-AVAvlNtCKhM5fJQT

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >774 tries

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      rune level 1 and with shitty equipment too. what you fromslop kids don't seem to realize is that all of these bosses are beatable with enough luck and patience. skill has little to do with it.

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a casual gay who play movie game

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >somebody actually goes full 'beat the game'
    >Ganker says he's just wasting his time
    you guys need to make up your minds

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But he abused bleed and bloodhound step
      He didn't beat the game
      Imagine attempting this 800 times and failing to beat the game

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why I'm not surprised Gankeriggers are also moonOW homosexuals

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >the only person in the thread who follows eceleb homosexualry
      why would you out yourself like this

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      code?

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    he's a streamer and gets paid to do this lol. what else is he going to do?

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm nit moronic.

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    >fromsissy seethed so hard he forgot to put 'git gud' on the first one
    I'd make fun of you more, but it's like kicking an abused dog. I'd feel bad

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get paid to play games.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >>what's your excuse

    I have a life and like to touch grass every day.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Play passively for 30 minutes and only ever do anything beisdes dodging when you have a 100% safe attack window
    Hey that sounds familiar, its almost like the DLC bosses are the way they are because these homosexuals had to stroke their ego so bad they made this shit the only way to play now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >they made this shit the only way to play now.

      There is another way though: abuse mechanics like bleed and spirit ashes. They make the game very easy but they don't make it enjoyable.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    @ me when there's a no hit run.

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    literally no man on this planet has done this
    why are women so much better at games?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To date the original thread with this had to be the funniest shit I'd read in years because the amount of butthurt people on Ganker

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The funniest part is this guy probably won't even be the first person to beat the dlc at RL 1. Hell struggle his ass off for like 2 weeks getting one shot at every turn, meanwhile someone who beat the dlc normally will decide to do a challenge run and do it in a couple days.

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what's your excuse
    I'm not autistic and i'm not a masochist.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm all for practicing and improving on mechanics and bosses, but the guy took 800+ attempts to do it.

    It is mental illness, it's impressive, but it's still mental illness.

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do soulsgays always use streamers to prove their points? it's like they don't play the video games they profess to love

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a bigger cesspit of ego stroking and dick measuring gays than souls fandoms?

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >over 800 deaths
    The people who play these games like that legitimately have autism

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      But if you tell them that get ready to be told "git gud" or how miserable you are.

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bleed makes this boss easy. just went in with the blood wheel polearm and fricked him up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bleed make everything easy
      status effects are easy mode, way more than shields

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I will use all tools given to me and win

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't compress your image to be that fricked up, anon
      shit looks horrendous

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why does it look like there's a mist of piss covering the entire landscape?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's called art direction
        but yeah you said piss so it's automatically bad haha well played

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >xbox 360 era military shooter piss filter is good when Fromsoft does it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            why do you moronic zoomers say shit like this like there aren't people on the board right now who remember brown and bloom shooters and can tell you they didn't look like that. solipsism?

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers and casuals have really overtaken this site huh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My favorite is the snippy b***hes like

      But if you tell them that get ready to be told "git gud" or how miserable you are.

      and the seethe oozing from them over being told to "get good" by a stranger on the internet. Why are zoomers like this?

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I really wonder how a single video game series managed to fool so many people into tying their ego to it up to the point where any criticism of the game is perceived as a personal insult and nothing but ego and validation are tolerated.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is he listening to actual bolero or some dubstep remix of it?

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone done a no hands run yet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you new?

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miss me with that shit I fricking obliterated the boss in like 2-3 tries with comet and mimic then continued my comfy adventures meanwhile you had to bash your head against the keyboard and rage for god knows how long.

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not cheating, well I am because this trash doesn’t warrant my effort but I’m not pretending to do it legit on stream like this guy

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Rellana is the only boss in this DLC that isn't complete fricking cancer to fight against, I'm currently at the hippo Black persona nd more often than not I die because of the camera.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    forsen could never btw

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      forsen could literally watch paint dry 15 hours a day for a year just to prove that he's the god gamer

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >what's your excuse
    I don't get paid to do it, I'd rather have fun

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Either watch somebody else do the fight for you or waste hours and hours grinding it for >700 attempts
    cool game fromtards, just wait until you are old enough to discover masturbation

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