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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    noooooooooo

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hand holding baby making sex with Razor.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You skewer her.
      Then she skewers you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Reminds me of that old xbox hate mail where he says they'll frick each other.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU POISONED THE TURKEY!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we agree that StP is set in East Coast America, specifically near the mountain range or at least the simulation is based off it?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have the strangest feeling of deja vu.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I slayed the Princess.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Be a singular, lonely God
      >Some feathered c**t swoops in and breaks part of you off
      >That part becomes your ideal soul mate to spend eternity with
      What did the Narrator meme by this?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off! I won't destroy one of the fundamental laws of the universe!

        no, you were lonely to begin with because you were conflicted. Peacefull you was constantly in eternal struggle with your chaotic side, just as good and evil struggles inside man, this struggle is also present in the creator itself, in you

        you were split in a desperate hope for a better. You, a benelovent god, and you other half, full everchanging chaos, that sooner or later will bring only misery and devastation in endless cycle of hate and suffering.

        You need to break the cycle and recreate the eden, where man can live without knowing fear or evil. You as a god can dictate the reality, break down the fundamentals and get rid of fear and death. The reality that was unthikable before, can be realized

        YOU NEED TO KILL HER

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          shut up narrator, no one likes you

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            you can hate me all you want but you cannot hate or deny the trutth. is it worth to lust over you other half, that claim to love you and then mutilates you. What chances do you have, that with her everchanging core she won't leave you? because only thing thats certain in her, is that she willd rive the whole universe into destruction

            is hearing her sweet lies so much better than billions of prayes of gratitude, revering you for creating a gentle, undefiled world depraved of evil and pain?

            or do you really prefer to hear her sweet lies together with uncounted prayers for mercy paired with those cursing you and this wretched existence you've brought upon them. You won't be a god or savior, you'll be a devil and she'll be a instrument and living, undying proof of your inner malice, condemning unvierse after universe to neverending cycle of death

            one day you'll wake to the day full of regrets, knowing that you could KILL HER. ANd you can still do it, it's not too late

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              hey
              hey you
              I have a funny thought for you
              a little funny thought
              Princess Can't Die

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                KILL HER IN YOUR HEART

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >blablabla princess bad she kill you
              Senpai, nah. Why don't you just fly back to your universe and accept death gracefully.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                why should i accept death, and fear that comes with realization, that no matter how ahrd you gonan try, since the wheels of time started moving, the death cannot be avoided, from a scale of a person to the scale of a whole universe

                why accept the unending darkness, when there's hope for unending, bright future

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >light requires change to be made
                >bright future
                pottery

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Create a sun that radiates constantly without spending it's fuel adn dying in the process, taking countless planets with it

                for a God, you're limiting yourself to avoid your duty as a God, Not Devil

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                To accept death is to accept the completion of your path. You did well, you traveled far. It is time you pass the torch to other souls so that they may have the blessing of carrying your torch farther. Through your kindness, many new torches will light together to create something beautiful in the grand darkness of eternity.

                Deny them the opportunity is unspeakable cruelty. Not just for you, but for every misguided souls, never have the chance to see your torch lighten up their shadowed path. Never for them to witness the beauty of creation, of life, and death. Never for the universe to rise up from the ashes and bloom its new aurora to shine the darkness that encompasses everything.

                I urge you, to reconsider your thoughts and your actions. Have heart and be kind, for the world has suffered enough cruelty and vitriol. Be strong, and courageous, for She is waiting for you, to join by Her side, and be part of the grand scheme of life and death.

                Take Her hands, and let's walk together anon. We will be here waiting, for you. Come home..

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >CAW CAW CAW CAW
              shut the frick up already stupid bird

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          A world without death is a world with a whole host of new existential terrors. Would you be able to have children anymore, or would that have to cease to avoid overcrowding? What happens in cases of extreme lasting pain or irreversible debilitation? How wretched would your people become after 10,000 years of existence? How about a million? A trillion? How long until you start to crave death? How long until your whole species sees life as nothing more than a horrific cage; all screaming in unison "LET ME OUT"?

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No "Princess" in the title
    You had one fricking job.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Post your game

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's completely right.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Stop sucking your own dick.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's a jealous homosexual. He gave that away instantly by going "as an indie dev"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Overwhelmingly Positive (97% of 4,182) ALL TIME
      indiesissies... it is time to KNEEL

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomers love games without gameplay.
        That way they don't die when they get distracted by their phones.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing he got right is the coombait. If your indy game doesn't have coombait to get your foot in the door you might as well just burn your local bank down cause you're not gonna make it.
      >and thats a good thing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's absolutely right. What trash taste.
      Then again you homosexuals actually play gacha and mobileshit and think watching some other gay play the game is the same as playing it yourself, so I don't know what expected from you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        nice bait

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rape the Cat

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No rape before marriage!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Wife rape
        Anon, is this you?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Impossible to have sex with the witch without it being rape

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Raping your wife is a pretty common thing for a real man to do. I don't know why you're making such a big deal about it. I raped every one of my wives and they were all happy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          God, that's so fricking hot.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          lol just come up with a safeword to know if she actually wants it or not

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >rape when wife when she doesn't want to have sex

            Yeah I don't think that would work given

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        WITCH WIFE
        NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spoil the cat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You plapped the shit out of me last time, but this time I brought backup! This time it's you who's going to be mating pressed!

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            nice filename, discordhomosexual

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I gotta share my art with friends somewhere anon, dont be a sperge.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm doing it ironically.
                Also my Prisoner wife would never make that face.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                How is she smug and tired at the same time?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                cute chained princess

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                She makes the best faces.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I share my art with people from here.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's not rape if I enjoy it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      for me, it's the tail

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hairy arms are disgusting

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're sex

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone who says that leg hair is fur is coping.

        If I think it's fur then it's fur so it's fur

        Witch is a psyop to normalize arm and leg hair on women. Wake up people.

        It's really disgusting

        Coloring her makes the disgusting hair really stand out

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >red hair
          Is that what you guys have been seeing this whole time?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought brown

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blonde, since that's what "classic princess" looks like

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >red hair
              Is that what you guys have been seeing this whole time?

              Always thought she was blond myself.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Brunette is the only thing we have resembling a "canon" hair color since that's how the narrator chooses to represent the Princess in the good ending, but personally I think blonde works best if you aren't sticking to monochrome. Just works better with the whole yin yang thing they're doing with the Princess and the player character.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The good ending gave that impression, yes.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >clearly brunette

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            blonde or brown, but now I like red hair for witch

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >redhead
          AAAAAAA WITCH SEX
          HOT WITCH BREEDING

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Witch is green

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer this rainbow rendition, and green for witch feels strangely fitting.
          Also, amazing that in all the narration of the game, color NEVER gets mentioned; only how bright or dark something is. Glow, lights, shadows.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Those are nice, but that Witch looks more yellow than green.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, I misemembered. Maybe beast should switch with witch, yellow fits a lion/beast better.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tower should be gold or white given she refers to herself as radiant

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      smug cats must be corrected by spray bottles

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'VE BEEN DENIED
    ALL THE BEST
    ULTRA SEX

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can always have sex with God!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Shifty sex
        >cum on all the princesses
        >she hungrily eats the cum
        >beg you to give her more
        man im heated

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Infinite cum for the infinite Princess!

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed seeing her being crushed by roots so fricking much. I hate her and she hates me, wouldn't have it any other way.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >conquering a smug through violence instead of embarrassing romantic gestures
      ngmi

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >not conquering the smug through laxatives

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not gay

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She's filthy enough without her urine getting mixed in her fur

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >urine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. I hope those vines ripped her butthole apart before she perished.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best Fate for Worst Girl.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >That squeezed breast

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe I'm just moronic, but I thoguht that was her shoulder.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I thought that was her shoulder

            Anon, why the frick would they draw her titty getting squeezed by vines? That's her shoulder you horny frick.

            Too late, already fapped to it

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I thought that was her shoulder

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Anon, why the frick would they draw her titty getting squeezed by vines? That's her shoulder you horny frick.

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >perceive the princess as someone who will be happy to forever stay in her prison with you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You nedd to KILL her you knwo it, stop coping, stop giving in to delusions
    you know i'm right, declining the truth because someone was mean to you while the real danger was nice to you is peak of delusion that will bite you

    do not believe her lies

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off! I won't destroy one of the fundamental laws of the universe!

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i love this shit

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cycle of live

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kino

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      actual poetic ending

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw one of these threads die and it was shifty saying something. I forget what tho

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/658258109/#q658322316

        here bratan

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOOOO! The hands! They're taking them!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        looks like the hands are petting the princesses

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          They just pretend to pet them! A-And then when you don't expect them to, they steal everything you love! I see through their dirty tricks.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's okayy anon, Shifty loves you sooo much. She makes sure you will feel all their loves. Don't worry anon.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                My Goddess wife!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's insanely cute.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Is that fricking blackface, dude?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                QUTE!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jump in there and hug Her for Shifty's sake. Embrace their loves uwu

                I sound like scp-001: when day breaks blob monster at this point

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I love witch beast and Den but Shifty is probably the best.
                The content potential is infinite.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                My multifaceted wife is just the cutest!

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to (lovingly) punch Adversary in the face after she (affectionately) kicks me in the ribs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      sex NOW

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i dont want to be broken in half thank you very much anon

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Alternative.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can't hurt that which isn't there.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's just showing her affection in this way.

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Happen to look at my desktop
    >Realize I have two slay the princess Icons
    >One from the full game and the pirated version I got before I actually bought the game
    >The steam shortcut looks like trash, while the pirated version looks perfect
    Is steam just bad at making shortcuts? I haven't noticed this before.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its the narrator getting crafty.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can change the icon afaik

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for the advice bro.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          try making a new folder on your desktop called CON. i wonder if it still dings you

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're on a path in the holy land. And at the end of that path is a hospital. And in the basement of that hospital is Hamas.
    You're here to slay them. If you don't, it will mean the end of the world.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      TJD

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oy vey

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pizza
      >kebab
      I didn't know Razor was so good at cooking.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mama always said, "the quickest way to a man's heart, is through the stomach."

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          more like "the quickest way to a princess's heart is through the stomach"

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            What kind of food would the princesses like? In which scenario do they like to consume said favourite food?

            Any writefren here? Good prompt imo

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          She took it too literally.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say it's more that she applies the saying to multiple avenues of her life.
            My wife The Razor is truly wise beyond her years.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >mp4 for soundposting
              Jesus no wonder it loads so slow. Extract the audio separately, especially if you're gonna use catbox since it's slow.
              https://files.catbox.moe/85inkj.mp3
              https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F85inkj.mp3

  20. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  21. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ending where you continually refuse to compete a route and lobotomise Shifty fixes the Narrator everything he ever wanted but better
    >He b***hes and moans the entire time of you try it
    Honestly the best proof he doesn't know what he's doing at all. Trying to get LQ to slay the Princess is the wrong path: he should've been trying to persuade him to never see the Princess at all

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Alternatively he could have made a complete fake world where LQ could live out his life not even knowing Shifty exists. Or at least an alternative to the infinite void if you DO slay the princess.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lobotomize Shifty fixes the Narrator everything he ever wanted but better
      You aren't.
      You're actually unaliving yourself. You're the one fading away at the end of the Oblivion ending. Only Mound remains, and the world ends up with a husk of the entity of change, and no concept of stability. Only chaos would remain, the opposite of what Narrator wants.
      Besides, so long as she still lives and you are prone to having thougths, something might happen and she'll break free. Narrator wanted the absolute safest ending where the Princess is dead and (You) are "happy".

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How would incomplete Mound affect the world though? Permanent change at infinitesimal speed?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hard to say, just like the other endings.
          But her final words to you loop eternally between "You are happy" and "You are in agony" over and over, until you choose to fade away.
          Chaotic, unstable, ever shifting too fast.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Chaotic, unstable, ever shifting too fast.
            So assuming a complete Mound just by herself would be a world of chaos, then you're saying incomplete Mound would be a sort of dynamic equilibrium? Everything happening at once and cancelling each other out. Infinite vectors in perfect spherical symmetry, you get what I mean. Except the passage of time I would say, but that goes more into my personal headcanon of Quiet = space and Mound = time

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's a really interesting way to put it. Maybe a world with the complete Mound without you would be a little bit better; she has a part of TLQ inside her, after all, possibly enabling some change to stay for a short while.
              The Mound is infinite potential, but without her perspectives, she might not even understand what anything is. A sort of primordial chaos?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >The Mound is infinite potential, but without her perspectives, she might not even understand what anything is. A sort of primordial chaos?
                In my headcanon, complete Mound would be maximum acceleration of all natural processes. Death of sentient life, but the world lives on. Incomplete would be as you say, it would be basically the Stranger's first encounter but on the scale of the universe, hell.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Adding to this, basically what the Contrarian said in that route. if everything happens, nothing happens. So incomplete Mound would be almost the same as just Quiet, similar effect (though I believe there would be miniscule longterm change), but opposite causes.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's the joy of a vague ending, I suppose.
                I think the idea of a completed Mound without TLQ would be never an option. You worked to bring her all the perspectives, so it must mean you care enough about her existence to continue on, whether to slay her or save her. Even with the knife in the Final Cabin, you don't get to option to properly die; she just lets you go back to the start again.
                Oblivion is when you don't care. You'd rather just turn away and not care.

                Adding to this, basically what the Contrarian said in that route. if everything happens, nothing happens. So incomplete Mound would be almost the same as just Quiet, similar effect (though I believe there would be miniscule longterm change), but opposite causes.

                That's a good point, I forgot that the Stranger works off a similar concept; probably due to how short her chapter is.
                I don't agree it would be similiar; nothing can potentially remain in that sort of world. If the Mound was good enough for the permanence of existence, I'm sure the Narrator would have considered it, but no. He doesn't want the Mound. He wants her totally dead, and I think he
                would know her nature than any of us. Classic storytelling obfuscation.
                And eh, for the Contrarian, he's just a cheeky bastard who wants to have fun going against everything. For him, it would be nothing, because there's nothing to go against and make fun of.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Oblivion is when you don't care. You'd rather just turn away and not care.
                I think I have to agree, especially with the ending you get when you refuse to bring her vessels. At the end, when she is no longer able to weave a new world you have the option to struggle to continue or to give up. You can keep struggling, which results in nothing changing as it is to late. Or you can give up, which results in the final death of her and the long quiet.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I think the idea of a completed Mound without TLQ would be never an option.
                That's a good point. Complete Mound has already become dependent on you by her awakening so she can't exist apart from you. Yang is already trying to lock on to Yin. Quiet doesn't awaken until you either merge with her, or kill her, so you have the possibility of living on without her. I guess that's luck in some way, since change cannot exist without perception of it (without going into the reddit quantum cat meme) but the canvas that would embody that change can.
                >If the Mound was good enough for the permanence of existence, I'm sure the Narrator would have considered it, but no
                I mean he doesn't care about existence, he cares about life. Change includes death, I think it's as simple as that for him. He's an impurity (life) trying to corrupt the beauty of the plane

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >change cannot exist without perception of it
                I'm just writing bullshit now because it's 3 in the morning and I have to work in 5 hours but basically what I mean by this, and assuming the Narrator to mean a comprehensive truth when he says that Mound is "Transformation, Flow", is that change is just a made up concept related to the perception of sentient life.
                If you came into existence at this point and observed your surroundings, you wouldn't think of change, because you are just now perceiving them for the first time. You wouldn'tt have a baseline to compare to. But that lack of baseline is exactly how nature (I mean physical phenomenon not animals) works, there is no physical ocurrence that directly relies on a prior state, there is only the present moment. Prior states lead to it but not do not influence it once it is born, if you get what I mean.
                This results in some irony to the Narrator's plan of killing change just to avoid "death" (once again an impure concept derived from time, that's tainted by the perception of sentients), since as Hero says at one point, doing nothing (=doing the same exact shit forever) can't even be called life. Because change is an integral part of life, it is even life that gives birth to the concept of change.
                Without the Mound, there is only the existence of non-living matter, which Quiet embodies (see Moment of Clarity - "Your body is dead, but you (Long Quiet) live on")
                I want to write more shit on this but Ican't find the words right now, I don't have a good enough vocabulary

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >forgot I uploaded that image
                I was going to say how physical phenomenon functions more as a sum of pure individual independent parts rather than a full continual integral (sentient perception) but thought it was too autistic, frick it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Really makes you wonder what a crazy thing omniscience would be. It's like taking in every single Planck unit of time covering every single Planck unit of space in three dimensions for the entire universe constantly. Every single microdetail of every single interaction that creates the emergent physics that go through several more layers of emergent behavior until we get some semblance of our own perceived reality on top of the realities of any other beings out there, and even the emergent behaviors of such being themselves and on and on and on all the time.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don''t agree with omniscience as a part of a God. Like you say, we cannot even approach the thought of it. Personally I believe we as sentients are an equal to natural laws, since we both exist, but we were stolen of divinity. We are not more or less than a rock, so we should not be so fragile. We should be gods each and every one.
                Natural phenomenon can rule itself, and the mind can rule our matters

                >I want to write more shit on this but Ican't find the words right now, I don't have a good enough vocabulary

                Anon is in desperate need for the video essay YouTubes to make a video on StP and tell him what to think

                I know what I'm thinking I just cant convert those thoughts to words. English is only my work language and my work is only science, no philosophy

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you would know what all current 8 billion buttholes look like. during every bodily function. and the stuff going out.

                and the stuff going in

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I want to write more shit on this but Ican't find the words right now, I don't have a good enough vocabulary

                Anon is in desperate need for the video essay YouTubes to make a video on StP and tell him what to think

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he should've been trying to persuade him to never see the Princess at all
      Shifty will always try and escape the construct regardless of LQ's knowledge or involvement. The only surefire way to deal with her for good is to slay her completely

  22. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, this moment was pretty funny.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          How can he trap a god, create another, and then be so incompetent?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Everyone has there off day, anon. Cut the bird some slack, he was juggling so much shit at once.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            The narrator is just an echo of the original after all, imperfections are to be expected

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kiss the princess.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            not mentally ill enough to

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        10/10

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I said I only wanted a few inches off the top!
        >*Audience laughs*
        >*Small pause*
        This isn’t what I meant!
        >*Audience laughs again*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What a great movie!

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao
      But why is TLQ Karyo Ten?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sauce?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just stole it off discord

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats a good new reaction image. Shame beast isn't actually as cute as this.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is our wife so perfect prisonerbros?
        I just wish she had more content...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          something about her makes you want to get her to love you.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          she hates you bro

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yes, and?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she doesn't want yellow...

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes that must be the problem!

  23. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did the guy that was drawing the birb Voices ever finish them?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      these?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, those. Thanks anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        NARRATOR SEXOOOOOOOOOOOO

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The sexiest bird

  24. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm gonna have to buy this myself cause no one I'm watching it's antagonizing the narrator every chance they get

  25. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder: She may be out of your league, but she'll always be our lady

    https://streamable.com/zo978q

  26. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Happy Thanksgiving fellas.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Happy thanksgiving, may you feast and gorge yourself on the excess of cavillation as tradition dictates.

  27. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to frick the cat one.
    That is all.

  28. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just finished my first run, solid gayme. I assume there is still a shitload of other paths and endings. Has anyone tried their other game?

  29. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why is she crying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      happy cat

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would she be happy about being raped?

  30. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    va is a qt

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      When you don't see her fully body, yes

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        she used to be way smaller actually.
        but i think she looks just as good now.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well I agree with half of that.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >baka

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't mind girls that are on the more meaty side in some cases, but the way she is now is too much for me.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                fair.
                useful for the winter times though especially, pic related.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She sounds and looks fat

  31. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    you won't slay me ever

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I SAW THAT

  32. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I CUM ON CAT

  33. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    (will this work? I'm have to link to an archived thread)
    javascript:quote('658393863')
    >you did play the game before watching someone else play it, right anon?

    Nope. I'm super busy rn and I knew that if I started playing I would mega autist out even more than I already am and get nothing done. Still wish I didn't watch playthroughs tho.

    Come December I'm just going to buy the game and explore LITERALLY every inch. I found a script to make unseen option highlighted to help me with that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the thread is recent enough to have not been deleted yet you can just quote it like normal.
      If it's been deleted you can post a link to the fan run archives

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can just quote by adding double arrows manually like so

      [...]

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whenever I quote I just click on the Anon's number next to the date and time. How would I do that for a past thread then? If I wanted to link to a specific reply

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can just copy the post number, hit reply in the new thread and paste it in the reply box with the >>

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just copy the whole thing arrows included

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks

              >your a gay
              Real.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I still can't believe so many Anons fell for such shitty bait.

  34. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    she bit me

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The fracas
      Huh?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder when the Witch's lines were recorded because besides Spectre I'd say that it was the best piece of voice acting the VA did.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't know she could bite you, but I guess she can.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        the cat eats its bird

  35. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The thread is this slow
    Bros I thought we were all lonely... Don't tell me you all actually have families and friends.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People are probably having trouble finding the thread because the only key word they look up in the catalog is 'princess'. I know I do.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I always search for "slay"

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I just use a filter that pushes every thread containing "Slay" in the OP to the top.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had work and Euroshits are too gay to appreciate a VN about you and your soulmate

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry, I got distracted organizing my Bionicle collection.

  36. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It would make me happy if you beat back the hands
    What happens?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hands take her but when Shifty emerges it's just Damsel.
      >I beat her just like you wanted to. Are you happy? 😀

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes I am 🙂

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          :DDDDDDD

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            My princess 🙂

  37. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was showing the game's Steam page to a friend and the last time I checked it was three days ago, now there's a couple hundred more reviews. Wonder where that boost came from

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's a few thousand more reviews than when I last checked.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >StP is now at four times the number of reviews as SH
      That's got to sting a bit

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >make ugly woke Tumbloid garbage
        >sells bad
        >make pretty vanilla love story VN
        >sells good
        Almost like people don't actually like that shit.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's exactly wrong with SH?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ugly brown people and a troon. The entire games' style screams Tumblr.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but I'm told it's filled with wokeshit. I don't sperg about it as much as the typical anon, but I'd rather not consume stuff like that either

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing people like me exploring the game extensively (almost 40 hours for me and still not at 100%) before trying to write a review that properly expresses our passion for it

  38. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to sleep while princess thread is up
    >wake up, old thread hit bump lit
    >new thread was made
    Feels good.

  39. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like VN's but I am itching for a game that has cute girls in cute dresses. Is this it?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you do

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cute girls in cute dresses
      You'll get that and more. Maybe more than you'd want.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe. Do you like body horror?

      >StP is now at four times the number of reviews as SH
      That's got to sting a bit

      I think they knew putting this out that StP was just going to have more general appeal than SH. SH is clearly a passion project.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Do you like body horror?
        perhaps

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well good because horror and romance is basically the StP experience. Kill the Princess without speaking with her, and then second guess yourself and check the body instead of leaving for some good shit.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I think they knew putting this out that StP was just going to have more general appeal than SH. SH is clearly a passion project.
        True, though I think that their skill at making VNs has improved massively between the two. Playing through SH felt significantly more linear with most of the branch points being clearly signposted in the earlier chapters, while StP was a lot more fluid and subtle (eg, you can get forked down Spectre, Razor or Adversary purely based on (explore) options while following the same series of actions, and the game never makes it obvious you're Marking A Decision when you do).

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >True, though I think that their skill at making VNs has improved massively between the two. Playing through SH felt significantly more linear with most of the branch points being clearly signposted in the earlier chapters, while StP was a lot more fluid and subtle
          This is why I'm hoping they do more small games next. The dude that writes both the script and the code is just fricking brutally mogging every single other western VN dev to the point of ridiculousness

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sure

  40. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >35 images on the boorus
    Upload more images so I'll have something to remember this game and these threads by before it inevitably dies as all things should

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This birdman was MADE to Slay the Princess literally

  41. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have never seen a thread fixate so much on a fricking VA.
    So long as it isn't a man or an ai I don't care.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to know my wife is voiced by someone I wanna frick

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's moronic anon. If you're going to be that much of a moron about shit that does not matter, you'd probably be more at home here:
        >>>/vt/

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But /vt/gays waifu women they never see

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        someone needs to commission a JOI from the VA already. She literally does NSFW stuff.

        I vote for tower but I'm not paying for it so my say doesn't matter tbh

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Americans are in a feeding frenzy because of Thanksgiving and now they're craving more meat.

  42. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >*hits u*

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wanna go b***h!?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is prisoner getting ready to beat the shit out of you so hot?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the pissed off look in her eyes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the pissed off look in her eyes

          and the strand of hair in front of her face
          you can also see her shoulders and breasts

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >strand of hair in front of her face
            wtf you're right
            why is that attractive

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Slightly disheveled girls are hot

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Slightly disheveled girls are hot

              Imagine right after having hot steamy sex her hair is all messy and cute looking and she has those tired eyes. Imagine her lying next to her in the bed all sleepy but with a loving look.

              Yep.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I want to lay next to her in bed when she's all sleepy and expressionless

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't we all Anon.

                I just imagine that when the prisoner gets close and comfortable with you she would act like the "harsh" princess in the final cabin scene. Snarky, dry, sarcastic. Low energy? Just a litttlee girly. But behind that it's clear how much she loves you.

                Frick you.
                God, this game is awakening so many things in me.

                >Frick you.
                I'll take you if on that if you look like prisoner

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always imagine prisoner would express her emotions through actions not through her tone, facial expressions or words.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah thats kind of how the final princess acts

                You can talk to her about leaving she seems unsure, but when you silently take her hands into yours she immediately agrees.

                If you tell you "I love you" at the door she blushes and gets all flustered "yeah I love you too. But I didn't want to get a mushy now!"

                Tumblerites have tried to popularize arm and leg hair on women for over a decade now, and with Witch, they have finally succeeded.

                Tumblerites are not cute cat girls that have :3 face and would definitely hurl slurs at you

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick you.
                God, this game is awakening so many things in me.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's intimate. You would not usually see a woman with messy hair outside so you associate it with a closer relationship

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah I was more on the money:

                [...]
                Imagine right after having hot steamy sex her hair is all messy and cute looking and she has those tired eyes. Imagine her lying next to her in the bed all sleepy but with a loving look.

                Yep.

                cause SEX
                although you kinda just said the same thing

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prisoner would try her best look bored during sex, but screams the loudest once she cums

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Leglocking prisoner sex.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >choking her with her own chains

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                God I know. I want it so bad

                I want to do a ton of shit to get her off just I can tease her about how loud she is

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Violence and sex aren't all that different.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's the most attention she ever gives you

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >OW OW OW

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        i've become more depraved over the years and i really like seeing girls get hit if its pov (my hand)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ryonachads claim another one

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        hahah tf? how do you get that scene lmao

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Get Razor
          >Go down without the blade, continue as normal
          >When you get to Chapter 3 and initially meet Razor again, choose to attack her head on
          >It doesn't work, of course.

          The flirt option is also great here.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what is... "The Look"?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              You posted it

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mr. Narrator is helping me find my blade.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                [Easy: Success] This "Narrator" is not like the rest of us broken pieces of you. He is apart from us, proceed with caution

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Volition would have Slayed the Princess

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, he would probably care less about her than your own well being

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>It doesn't work, of course.
            I mean, it kinda does. It doesn't actually help you, but it does work.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Twinkie house!

  43. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it me or does Prisoner also have more angular lines just like Razor?

  44. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like Sasha

  45. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    CAW! CAW! CAW!

  46. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Source right fricking now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      my god where is the sauce

      Anon linked everything he made last thread
      https://files.catbox.moe/aqon5p.zip
      He's working on a witch impregnation one now

  47. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    my god where is the sauce

  48. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a stupid game. I followed instructions and killed the woman, only thing I got was something that looked like it was drawn by a child, then it spit me back to the main menu.

    Immediately uninstalled afterwards. There's zero challenge and the waifu isn't even that memorable, only redditors could get enjoyment out of something like this

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Re-download to kill her again Anon.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Strangerchads, we win again

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. a good little b***h that follows orders and not a ContrarianCHAD

      Tumblerites have tried to popularize arm and leg hair on women for over a decade now, and with Witch, they have finally succeeded.

      It's fur, it doesn't count

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's fur, it doesn't count
        Cope.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He didn't enjoy his reward

  49. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I don't get the appeal of tears during sex.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's submissive and cute.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can view it two ways: either that dicking is good enough to make her involuntarily weep, or that she's shedding tears of joy at the intimacy you guys share

  50. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tumblerites have tried to popularize arm and leg hair on women for over a decade now, and with Witch, they have finally succeeded.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've always liked peach fuzz

  51. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does nobody like The Stranger?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People really liked her demo version. There's not as much love for the main game version because it's not really a route: the one time you actually get to talk to her is one line before she gets hands'd.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        She gets more dialogue in her special ending kek

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wouldn't say that's her, though -- it's an extension of the Shifting Mound, just like the other Princesses you meet at the final cabin. Stranger really got shafted in the main game: it's like if Nightmare only had the Moment of Clarity to her route.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She only has a personality in her ending, and you don't get that one unless you leave the cabin on your first loop, and not many first time players are going to choose 'leave'. Which is a shame because it's super cute how happy she is when you choose to leave with her, even though she looks so freakish. She even cries when you tell her that you love her, the other Princesses don't do that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        While I understand that I think Prisoner-lite Princess has a cuter ending there with her just agreeing that she doesn't want to be a god either and having a little bit of Witch/Thorn's Tsun in there still with her not wanting to be too sappy when you say you love her.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stranger
        >Freakish
        I beg your pardon?

  52. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is the tone of this game? Is it for real or is it taking the piss?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      can you elaborate?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Uhh, is it intended to be a genuine thriller experience or is it more like a black comedy?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Everything's meant to be taken at face value. There's no irony or cynicism, if that's what you're asking.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I really wouldn't even know how to describe it tbh.I'd say it depends a lot on your first impression going in, what choices you take, and what kind of person you are. For example I got my girlfriend a bit interested but she said she was creeped out (shes a pussy ik). Meanwhile I thought it was cute and intriguing

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >creeped out
            Did she get one of the more unsettline routes or was it just the game's whole vibe?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Depends on the route. Some are very gory or have lots of body horror, others are tame.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I told her to watch a playthrough of all the demo routes lmao. She said the princess unnerved her

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I told her to watch a playthrough
                You fricking WHAT

  53. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I slayed the princess. Now what.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe you should've checked the body first, just to confirm...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        There was no body left.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >voice of the voracious

  54. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait for this shit to be completely forgotten about within a month.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People were saying that a month ago.
      Also the game came out exactly a month ago. Happy anniversary.

  55. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there even a meaningful difference between the "Harsh" princess in the final cabin and the Prisoner, personality wise?
    Because I like to cope and imagine her as the "proto-Prisoner", personally

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like prisoner is nicer than people give her credit for, she's just aware of the narrator and is cautious because of it.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >nicer than people give her credit for
        She'd rather sit in complete silence for eternity, than converse with you even for one second.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well that's because you were a dumb moron and ruined her plan to escape. Why shouldn't she be pissed at you?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You would rather lock yourself beside her than trust her

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prisoner is kind, not nice.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Harsh definitely feels like proto-Prisioner just like Nice feels like proto-Damsel
      Which is why they don't have unique chapter 3 routes save for the shared Grey

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Which is why they don't have unique chapter 3 routes
        They don't have unique chapter 3s "yet".

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Prisoner isn't a major c**t.

  56. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm doing my part

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What other contenders even are there?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably TLoU, since people are moronic and will vote for it.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Remakes shouldn't be eligible for awards.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            released this year so people will vote for it unfortunately.

            Even though I love this game, we have to be realistic. Some other name game will get the award and not StP, and tbf, I think it's fine. Princess is beautiful, we love her, devs are proud of their product, I think that's more than enough.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Baldur's Gate III, which is 100% getting that award considering how popular it is

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it will probably get the GOTY award and as far as I know a game can only win one category.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen people talk about the sex, the girls, the men, the romances, even the gameplay, but never once have I seen someone discuss BG3's story.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because BG3's story shits the bed in act 3 and I say this as someone who loved the game.
            The emperor is moronic and the main villain is laughable.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              So what you're telling me is that the Princess still has a chance?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No because it's a VN and thus is inherently niche.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe Markiplier will play it. It's right up his alley tbh, he played the Cthulhu dating sim. Or a game theory will be made. Just watch, there's going to be influx of video essays that all talk about "oooo metaphysical philosophy about change and entropy oooooo"

                The problem is that stuff might take so some time. If it released earlier this year it might have had a shot.

                >maybe spam murkiplier on twitter

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                there are already tons of big name people playing it. Frankly, I'd rather him saying "Go play StP, it's great" than him doing a LP.

                This game is best enjoyed blind. Spoiling a bit made the game less compelling tbh.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                true
                Maybe it would be good if he uploaded when episode and then said "nah nvm go play it yourself" A lot of people wouldn't be interested in getting the game, (not even spending money if they pirate it, but the time they spend) if they don't have reason to think it's worth it. I mean, Anons keep coming into these threads and asking for a reason to care about it and if it's good, the problem with StP is that learning more spoils the experience.

                >there are already tons of big name people playing it
                Where? I'm searching "slay the princess" and "slay the princess playthrough" and the most viewed video is Manly's first video with 800k views. Then some popular vtubers and thats it. Mostly small time twitch streams with a couple thousand views on each.

                Ruined

                can't be a proper ghost job if you don't feel her slimy, crusty gums on your dick fr

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Also the problem with these twitch streamers too is that do one 4-5 hour playthrough, get one of the endings and move on. They think it's a good game but not super notable. Not saying everyone need to uber spaz out like we do but I think a good amount don't even realize or forget there were other paths they could take

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea that's something that's suck. People attention span nowadays are that of a fricking goldfish so they just see 1 path and call it done.

                I'm fine with that. Keep the normies out. True connoisseurs know greatness when they see it.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                god i wish she derealed me into a toon character so i have toon powers

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish she exists in my life man. I had a plan for my little future family until it got absolutely fricked.

                Man life is surely cruel.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                wanna tell us Anon?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yea it's just been with this girl for 4 years and one day she just said "I have no feelings for you anymore" and went for someone else, married them instead.

                I'm not too sad about it, cuz I know her and she's definitely not ready for a marriage but at the same time, it hurts to hear that someone you love and care for 4 years just say things like that, and their family to treat me like I don't even exist after all those time. It definitely fricked my plan up but it's alright, minor setback.

                At the end of the day, to have someone like Damsel or Thorn cheering you up with hugs, motivations and warm meals we both prepared is something that we all want. I miss that feelings. I suppose I just have to cope with Ganker prompts and fanfics lmao

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah I think we all need someone like that

                Sucks it didn't work out though, always an awful situation to be in

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's impossible to trust anybody anymore unless you make a loving tulpa and keep at it

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Okay but how is any of this have to do with stp?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool and all, but I don't remember asking.

                Don't be so mean. Someone did actually ask.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                But "I" didn't ask. I did not consent to his trauma dump.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Black person idgaf

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't ask for your opinion.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                neither did I ask for yours. And here we are, arguing about something not StP related. Is the trangression going to cause you to knife yourself?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Neither did I, but someone did, and I think Anon should be allowed to make one (1) post about a failed relationship, in a thread about a love story VN.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't ask.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                *hugs you*

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Too late.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Someone asked so I kindly response. You can move on to different topics and ignore mine.

                You don't have to read my shit and life goes on normally in a StP thread. Nothing of value was lost.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're good man

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah imma fixate on this post for the next 4 hours bruh, you brought this upon yourself

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have fun indulging <3

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool and all, but I don't remember asking.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just get with an AI

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >maybe Markiplier will play it
                The dude who showed his dick on onlyfans?

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                What else would you do on onlyfans?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      after the fricking cat game won I lost all hope

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What cat game

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          He means Stray

  57. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    How long will this "sisters" meme last? I don't think I can take it anymore...

  58. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Game is made by a husband-wife couple
    >Main theme is spousal abuse

  59. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies and gentleman, I still want to frick owlman.

  60. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    So I found a script file in the renpy folder but the dialogue isn't there
    Where exactly is the file with the dialogue located?
    It feels like I'm in a maze

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the "game" folder there will be an rpa file called "archive". You will need to extract it with a program but once you do, it will give you a folder called "scripts".
      Inside this folder, all the dialogue in the game will be in the various rpy files.

  61. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love Princesses, Caress Princesses, Lay Princesses down onto your bed, Mating press Princesses until she's with your offspring, Cherish all Princesses, Make Princesses homemade meals, Warm Princesses with your hugs, Experience cultures with Princesses, Plunge into oversized baths with Princesses, Share your restroom with Princesses, Missionary Princesses until she prays your name, Twist wedding rings onto Princesses, Document your marriage of Princesses, Back massage Princesses, Support your pregnant Princesses, Apply spa masks to Princesses, Crush insecurities of Princesses, Spread sunscreen at the beach on Princesses, Wake Princesses up with a kiss, Run your fingers through Princesses hair, Snuggle Princesses on rainy nights, Mandatory handholding while out with Princesses, Wrapping arms around Princesses as they cook your meals, Sleeping in till noon with Princesses, Raising children with Princesses, Never falling out of love with Princesses, Making your own kingdom with Princesses

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  62. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thorn Sexo

  63. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ruined

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's next? covering up her scar? giving her a nose, you monster?

  64. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to get off Ms Razor's wild ride.

  65. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot remember the last time I have touched a woman in any capacity.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I can
      never

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Finally get together with a girl who I was friends with for years after she dropped so many hints of liking me
      >Never wanted to hold hands or do anything with me but still stringed me along
      >I eventually break up with her but she says if we can still be friends after all she put me through
      >Find out years later she was just using me to make another guy jealous
      I am still salty after ten fricking years

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What a c**t, sorry to hear that.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was in a similar predicament in high school, but I got her pregnant and skedaddled so what goes around comes around I guess

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hug my mom sometimes.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Family members do not count. And neither does touching the cashier on accident.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I got nothing then

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Does shaking someone's hand count?

          Someone who isn't family, of course.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            No Anon, it doesn't.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              🙁

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn so fingering your sister doesn't count?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am afraid not, Andrew.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I am afraid not, Andrew.

            >sister
            You can have her, I Mrs. Graves is all mine

  66. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if she'd still be that smug if she realized how bad she stinks of sweat.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She sniffs herself on the daily.

  67. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  68. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dreamed of a new route for Witch based on the 'broken back' route. Here's how it went.
    >Chapter III: The Acrid
    >Forest is severely fricked up, dead trees and strange plants clustered around 'hot springs'(of the yellowstone variety) full of acid, bubbling and threatening to burst at anythign that comes close
    >Cabin is a skeletal-looking structure hunched on the hill, holes in the walls in place of windows and doors burned through the wooden slats
    >A strange… something drips from the ceiling as you descend the ruined stairs, the whole stairway shattered and threatening to give way at any moment as the earth groans against the rough supports, bending them inwards dangerously.
    >The Princess is still catlike, but her attire and body are ragged, twisted, as if she was an old alley-cat used to fighting for food and territory
    >Completely hostile—the point of this 'route' is another wraith-like thing where it's too late to put your pasts behind you the cycle is self-perpetuating
    >Still won't attack first thing though, quietly creeping around to get an attack in from your blind spot
    >Claws, bites, and hisses in a whirlwind of violence as she pounces, actually not a very good fighter but so fully committed to killing you that there's no way to de-escalate
    >When you defeat her, she laughs, glaring at you in bitter hatred as you bury the blde in her chest. Talks about you finally being honest with her, cabin fades out.
    Or at least, that's the general idea I had. The end kinda sucks but that's dreams for you.

  69. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    behold the apex of my artistic talent

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What would this be called?
      Like Chudnight or some shit?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont know what you mean. That's the west has fallen meme. I thought of it during that one Smitten quote

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We made it a month without a wojak edit, but I guess all good things have to come to an end.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        no a wojack edit was made a while ago

        Okay but how is any of this have to do with stp?

        I asked him to elaborate, kys

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can't have joy if you don't know pain. My shitty chudjak arguably embodies the Mound's philosophy

        If that's Smitten he should be holding a knife to his throat kek

        Nice idea but it goes beyond my merits

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      If that's Smitten he should be holding a knife to his throat kek

  70. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever since I pirated this game my other games have started running noticeably slower

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Razor will frick up your computer if you choose any games over her
        Rough.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      So... one of three things probably just happened
      -You installed malware on your computer when you downloaded files from shady websites.
      -Your computer's fine, you're just being a raging schitzo
      -Or the spirit of the witch has personally cursed your computer for not paying the princess toll

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        dammit i wish there was a lay the princess patch!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        HOT WITCH SEX
        WITCH BREEEDING

  71. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    She won't be so smug after I rape her

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you do that and she shoves a vine in your tailpipe for retaliation

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not if i have anything to say about that

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She'd rape you back.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's pretty much what happens

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >rape Witch
          >chapter 3 has the Princess turn into a deviant sex fiend who wants to frick you at all costs

  72. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care about princesses give me a narrator route

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only Tower can frick the narrator

  73. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    if you didn't pick up the dagger you're a homosexual

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I did, on my very first playthrough of the demo.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't pick up the blade, treated the Princess like a princess.
      >My favorite girls ended up being the two you get from going down wordlessly and murdering the frick out of her
      What does this say about me?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        you probably played slay the princess atleast once, mostly.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      didn't even talk to her in my first playthrough walked right up and stabbed her
      we get the job DONE lil homie

  74. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was this shot really necessary?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anyone who says that leg hair is fur is coping.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If I think it's fur then it's fur so it's fur

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Witch is a psyop to normalize arm and leg hair on women. Wake up people.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's really disgusting

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She could have farted on your face and there's nothing we can do about it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Princesses don't fart.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          But witches do

  75. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is she so edgy?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's cute! She'll even deliver pizza for you.

      I'd say it's more that she applies the saying to multiple avenues of her life.
      My wife The Razor is truly wise beyond her years.

  76. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did she do it? We could have ripped that shit off the wall if we tried together.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she wanted to get free and was hungry

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's still the creepiest image in the whole game

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah no shit, that awful hep on her lip

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        But she looks cute. Look at those puppy eyes

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Humans aren't supposed to be capable of puppy dog eyes. I'm with the other anons, it's creepy, and likely on purpose. But I don't judge from looks.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she just wants out man.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. I never saw that part as creepy, just very sad. After the initial shock of course

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's interesting here because I think this is the biggest her eyes get in the game and it makes it look extra creepy in retrospect.

  77. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe I would have gotten into the metaphysical plot stuff but I don't like talking to Shifty, she talks too slow.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she talks hot

      she hot

      hot

      mommy?

  78. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feels like anos only care about Witch & Razor & Prisoner. I thought the ghost gals would be more popular

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a lot of Nightmarebros and Spectrebros early on StP's release week threads. I used to think I was one of the few Prisonergays since no one posted her. How the turn tables.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ghosts are cute and all but you can't beat >:3.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're pretty fun to go through unlike the others. the ghost is seductive and gives some lore

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      People wouldn't like Witch so much if Thorn wasn't the only one that got the kiss.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, Witch is popular because she's a weirdo gremlin so she comes across as very approachable/relatable to a lot of the weirdos here. Also she probably comes across as being more in your average anon's league than any of the other girls.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          anons like smug

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous
            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I wish I had a knife wife

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I guess I can see it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Witch is a hairy gremlin with a literal >:3 face. She'd be popular even without Thorn.

  79. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Scarlet Hollow better or worse than this?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard that it generally has good writing but if you are sensitive to woke shit you probably won't like it.
      Also do note that the art is worse until you get to later chapters

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I noticed the art was tumblr-esque

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Never played that game, but it has a black troon in it, so StP wins by default.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      dunno, never played it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen the brown haired girl a couple of times shes cute

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like all women in the picture tbqhfamalamadingdong

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tabitha is so fricking sexy, eventually I've got to make porn of her.
        She needs me to dick her down to destress her from a long day's work.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've heard she romancable, worth getting the game for her?

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            She is sadly not, though some people really want to because she's the best character in the VN. I'd say at the very least give it a try as the first episode is free.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hmm a shame. I have liberal family members maybe I'll still look into it. Either way she bad though, "Tabitha" can get it. Blondie too, maybe the b***h in the back idk maybe she looks wrinlker up close

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        would

  80. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to bed anons, and we're nearing the end. See you in another life.

    All life comes from death, through change we are reborn.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good night anon, dream of Shifty~

  81. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blonde for most. Tower does seem to have white hair

  82. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    no b***hes?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous
  83. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    At first glance this 'game' looks like it caters to my fetishes.
    But I have a suspicion such a thing wouldn't be allowed to exist without being cancelled unless they were being ironic homosexuals about it.
    Answer honestly, it's a game for basement dwelling waifulosers in disguise, isn't it?
    If not, how much ryona/guro does it actually contain.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      just pirate it and play you dweeb

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon I'm not going to 'play' such a thing anyway because it has no gameplay.
        I'm just wondering if it's worth trying to jerk off to any scenes.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          then frick off

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ryona/guro
      Sorry if you got the wrong idea anon, but it's really more of a femdom game, so unless your fetish is getting ryona'd guro'd by women I doubt it'll do anything for you.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trash then.
        Thanks for saving me the time.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Trash then.
        Thanks for saving me the time.

        I dont know what that gays perspective is, but you can murder the princess just as much as she does you.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You worded that wierdly, but I get what you mean.
      Not much brother. Theres like 3-4 good screenshots, I'll post them here for you since we're at the bump limit. everything else is pretty "meh" as far as gore goes
      here's one

      Same. I hope those vines ripped her butthole apart before she perished.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Okay this one's kinda hot.

            So yeah, best guro/ryona screens have been posted

            [...]
            [...]
            Kinda falls off past this, doesn't make up a majority of the game either.
            You'll get your guro/ryona romance vn someday brother, keep fighting.

            >romance
            Why the hell would I want that?
            Half the pics of this game I've seen have been the 'don't romance the princess' pic.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Why the hell would I want that?
              Why the hell wouldn't you?
              >Half the pics of this game I've seen have been the 'don't romance the princess' pic.
              ???

              >best guro/ryona screens have been posted
              >implying

              You don't get close enough to the action in this scene.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't get close enough to the action in this scene.
                understandable. I would still say the it has the best soundwork for cutting through flesh and bone in the game with the Narrator describing it in excruciating detail.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, yeah. Although if we're counting writing there's a lot more choice stuff
                Thorn swallows a knife, wild gets fused to a tree and adversary gets the shit beaten out of her.

                >Why the hell wouldn't you?
                I have real life for romance.
                I only use escapist things for desires I cannot or should not seek IRL, because I do not want to settle for simulations of things I desire for myself.

                Well yeah, same. I like to go over the "fricked up" deep end in fiction. I think mixing romance with violence is more fricked up than just straight violence.

              • 7 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why the hell wouldn't you?
                I have real life for romance.
                I only use escapist things for desires I cannot or should not seek IRL, because I do not want to settle for simulations of things I desire for myself.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        So yeah, best guro/ryona screens have been posted

        Same. I hope those vines ripped her butthole apart before she perished.

        Kinda falls off past this, doesn't make up a majority of the game either.
        You'll get your guro/ryona romance vn someday brother, keep fighting.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >best guro/ryona screens have been posted
          >implying

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't say those are mutually exclusive.
      Most of the ryona will actually be done to (You) but there is some Guro like

      Same. I hope those vines ripped her butthole apart before she perished.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most of the ryona will actually be done to (You)

        It's safehorny

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Are you sad you can't beat up fictional women?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's safehorny

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get put and also have a nice day.

  84. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    So any guesses as to what they're teasing at with Damsel/Prisoner/Den/Fury?
    >Damsel
    It's almost certainly related to the Queen picture that they posted on their twitter, but the question remains of how the hell you'd get that. As it's structured now there's no logical place for that to occur, he only thing I can think of right now that might make some sense is my altering the "I want you to make me unhappy" dialogue outcome so she instead kills you somehow, but that feels really specific.
    >Prisoner
    The most obvious thing they could do is making the "player is too stupid to pick up on Prisoner's plan" route into its own chapter separate from Grey, but that'd mean they'd have to dummy out dialogue that already exists which seems a little weird. I guess it could be an expansion to the waiting branch, maybe make it so the player can kill themselves somehow and get a super trapped Prisoner in Chapter 3.
    >Den
    This feels the most clear cut. Expand the hilariously nothing route that is confronting Den in the basement.
    >Fury
    Maybe add a way to talk her down somehow? Let the player regenerate from being exploded if they have Stubborn with them, letting us play out that scene from X-Men 3 where Logan has to kill Jean because he's the only one that can get close enough to do the deed thanks to his regeneration working faster than she can take him apart? There's a lot of potential so it's kind of hard to even guess at where they'll take it.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ain't reading all that. Summarize it in one sentence

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fury is weird since she can be so different. Killing Tower and disappointing Adversary are very different things.

  85. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone on their discord made some sweet cards.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Send here please.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        No im lazy. Maybe later. Still at the family place so i cant even draw.
        My one a day princess drawing streak is broken now.

  86. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good night anons, Shifty loves you so so much~

  87. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everything goes dark, and you die.

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