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I believe, for purely secular reasons, that sex outside of marriage is immoral.
>get marriage
>turns out the sex sucks
>divorced
>money stolen
>Getting in a relationship solely for sex
Black person what are you doing?
If the sex is sub par I sure as hell ain't sticking around for just the personality
Women have no personality.
They're flesh robots. Women don't have souls.
You mean you think guys get married just to entertain a moody prostitute then get divorce raped?
>Buy two player game
>Both suck at game
>Drop the game
>Money stolen
sex is marriage.
*blocks the isle with my pram for 20 minutes*
>I'm trying to find PS2 shovelware for under a £1 and YOURE IN MY FRICKING WAY
I enjoyed the janny deleting the last thread. Can’t wait to see this gimmick completely fail too.
Why not simply use pine tile cleaner?
Right lads, what's your favourite console then?
Me? Easy. Wii
Yh?
Easily my most-played system, but that's probably because we were povvos
Damn, that's one of the worst consoles ever along with the PS5 if you exclude every xbox
>Damn, that's one of the worst consoles ever along with the Xbox Series if you exclude every Playstation
FTFY
PS2. Still love the SNES tho
I think the Gamecube is pretty neat
ive come to learn something about myself and that is I really love the gamecube just because its a cubeish shaped thing.
Yeah thats why they called it the gamecube
doing a poo
*smackhead with a SportsDirect bag filled with PS3 games patiently waits at the counter for the offer of £9 in cash or £14 in store credit* (he's taking the cash)
>physical media
lmao get with the times gramps
*shop supervisor goes on ebay to find prices for pro evo soccer 2006 and matches it with the most expensive one*
>Playing with a console called a Wii
BO usually is sweat.
>it smells of sweat and sweat related accessories i tell you hwut.
Sweat is clean, BO is the bacteria in your pits living in the sweat you unwashed piece of shit
>that you can smell as it travels on the evaporated sweat
moron can't into biology.
>rents Lost Planet 2 for a week on the Xbox 360 cos mumberg was shopping and let me go rent what I wanted so I'd stop being a sperg
Better times lads
Am I allowed to post the mice HERE?
No but you can post the peters
frick mousenonce you evil ghoul
>fat goth girl behind the counter with big breasts and rotten attitude
mmm keep going I'm almost there
*poos in your mouth*
>>fat goth girl behind the counter with big breasts and rotten attitude
which gamestop is this?
the one behind Princes Street
Edinburgh anon?
she's not going to shag you lad
I don't think I'd want to shag anyone from here
Formerly Lothians
for me it was the fat nerds in beanies were overly polite and always trying to push that Kevin Smith type of persona. Always saying dude and man. The fat goth with the big breasts had bad attitude and there was usually a slim girl there who was the middle ground. Chill but quiet
Also Cameron Toll is the definitive CEX experience, pretty sure it has piss stains on one of the walls
Never been there. I always went to the one behind M&S on Princes Street which was along from FOPP
Rose Street, used to go there when I was a teen in my way back from school
>rotten attitude
usually the goth girls are the nicest people working there.
in my experience it's always the nerdy guys wearing beanies who are fricking buttholes because they hate their job.
The girl clerks at vidya stores are always cute and short, generally I tend to find the fat b***hes working at Vodafone or Apple stores
maybe I'm lucky but the vidya clerks I've encountered have all been cool as frick
almost kind of makes me regret going PCmustard because I haven't visited a store in fricking years
You can still do that as mustard, but you need to have an excuse to bum about.
I spent most of my time in between Uni lectures looking at shit in CEX despite the fact I was fully PC. Even GAME back in the day would have some not-bad "2 for £15" deals on PC games that would only be cheaper in a proper Steam sale.
The last time I saw anything like that was a decade ago.
>The last time I saw anything like that was a decade ago.
I was in Uni a decade ago lel.
GAME is basically dead and all the PC stuff in every shop dried up, but you can still find fun stuff from time to time.
Chav alert
GAME is weird now. They closed all the small stores in the local towns but they've got a frickhuge one in the Metrocentre that sells all kinds of shit. Prebuilt PC's, components, monitors, all the accessories, as well as the usual shite like games and funko pops. Even has a section you can book with a load of PC's all set up for LAN parties.
You're lucky then, the only ones near me are just Funko Pop repositories
The owner, Mike Ashley, wants to put them all into bigger stores like sports direct so he only has to pay for one property, hence why you are starting to see individual Game stores close down
t. Worked in Game for a year and a half
Oh yeah, thought I saw a big GAME sign on my local sports direct, thought maybe there was a new clothing brand I hadn't heard of called GAME
Yeah I heard about that. Pretty sure the Sports Direct in Newcastle has a game store in there now, so you can get the new fifa with your pair of trainers. There's a few businesses that are doing the same, Carphone Warehouse shut down all of their standalone stores and moved them in to Curry's.
>I wonder if that actually gets used
The few times I've been in, it's always been vacant. Kinda sad because I like the idea of it too. I'm sure some parents will probably pay just to dump their kids in there for a few hours so they can shop in peace.
>I'm sure some parents will probably pay just to dump their kids in there for a few hours so they can shop in peace.
Ganker meetup when
It's the way most shit's going, like how Argos is in Sainsburys. Just a way to keep dying shops alive a bit longer on the cheap.
That's a minority I think, the ones I've seen have branched out into just "le epic gamer merch" rather than just actual games and that means the game shelves are just FIFA and CoD and other slop.
>Even has a section you can book with a load of PC's all set up for LAN parties.
I wonder if that actually gets used. It sounds cool but normies wouldn't be that likely to bother and GAME has always been for the normies.
I always found it weird as frick seeing a tiny GAME section in the middle of sports direct. The shelves weren't even exclusively FIFA/COD slop either.
yeah, the local game to me has a LAN party section in the back, with every purchase you get two free hours to use the PC's and after that i think it's £5 a hour.
not a bad concept since Internet cafés are gone now, makes me all nostalgic for the early 2000's when there were tonnes of the grungy things everywhere.
My CEX cut down the PS2 section from a full row to just a single little shelf. Never felt more betrayed in all my life.
doing a poo
On Ganker nobody knows I’m a yank.
I know that feeling bruh, my mom refused to give me a ride to the mall until I've mowed the lawn. If I'm late Stacey will refuse to go to prom with me.
Think I'll take my local greyhound Do you bros know this feeling right
nobody knows I'm a troony
Only Europeans refer to America as a whole as "Yanks". Even yankees themselves usually just say the full term. Way to blow your cover homosexual.
>Only Europeans refer to America as a whole as "Yanks".
Not on Ganker you stupid newbie.
right on then mate, have a good one
Is that Vintage Stock? If not, which store is that?
An Unsolved Mysteries episode had a European guy discover a UFO landing in one episode. He thought it may have been an American test craft so the first thing he did was shout out to it: 'Hey Yankees' to it. I about fell off my chair laughing. I had no idea Europeans called us yanks or yankees till then kek
I'm a dixoid so it triggers me to hell and back when some homosexual european on Ganker lumps the entire country in with the Northeast. I only ever see it used as a catch-all term from Europeans. Literally nobody outside of northern half of the Original 13 calls themselves a yank/yankee.
That's what is funny to me, just a broad term even though it doesn't make much sense anymore. It must have just caught on and no one cared to correct them. Also yankee is a naturally funny sounding word imo.
I found that episode, he called them 'OK Yankee boys I'll help you' kek funnier than I remember.
#t=5m30s
>Also yankee is a naturally funny sounding word imo
That's the main reason I like it. We've never bothered to correct the term based on history and I think it's what you got called in the wars and shit so it just stuck to this day.
It's like calling all bri'sh "bongs" despite the fact it's just fricking london that has the big bonger. That and I assume the welsh and scottish don't wanna get lumped in.
Bizarre sense of humour
To be expected of a nation that absolutely dies laughing whilst watching Saturday Night Live
It's not really if you grew up in the south. There's a whole southern subculture, which includes calling notherners "yankees" like they did in the Civil War (as tongue-in-cheek).
I am very certain most people don't watch Saturday Night Live anymore. In fact, I didn't know it was still a thing anymore until a few weeks ago when it showed up in the news due to some """controversy""".
Even Pacific Coast homosexuals are quite different from the rest of it, albeit yeah Dixie is easily the most distinct part of the USA culturally-speaking.
where else am I meant to dump a bunch of old games with ease? Even if they only give me a dollar a game its better than nothing.
Facebook Marketplace isn't too difficult but yeah probably not worth potential hassle
>dollar
FOY
i dont know what FOY means but cex exists in countries that use dollars 😉
Oh no OP has walked in again.
*breaths heavily, sweat protrudes from my brow*
Yes, hello have you finally got a copy of Dead or Alive for the xbox, the beach volleyball version?
Sorry we've run out, but we do have this slightly used pre-owned copy. It only has minor white marks on the case and disc, I'm sure it's no problem. Would you like it?
The janny will be livid if he figures out this thread is secretly an Ganker invasion.
It's fine. He's too busy deleting actual video game threads while leaving up the very obvious porn ones, including the thread with a """"""""femboy""""""""""" posting pics of his wiener over and over again.
>janny enjoying a much needed day off
>email chimes
>it's the boss
>"there's trouble over at Ganker"
>"what have those c**ts gotten up to this time?"
>/brit/ invaded Ganker
>has to do countless reports
>day off ruined
lmao
HE DOES IT FOR FREE
Sent the janny freak hurtling towards Alpha Centauri
doing a poo
GTA London 1969
Now THAT was a game
any video games with poo mechanics? where poo is a central part of the gameplay?
You can poo and eat your own shit in Dog's Life on PS2.
Yeah but I can easily do that in real life if I want
blog on
Do British video games even exist? Outside of Rockstar I mean.
Fable and some shit made by Rebellion, I guess.
Can I get a qrd on wtf is happening itt
>SNES games marked up as retro and selling for £60+
In what world is SNES not retro?
Very bizarre post.
scranning slugs
*enters CEX*
Paul still wearing his dad's suit to work, good lad
Gwarn son
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just picked up this PS2 game lads
>Want to replay Super Mario Galaxy
>Local Cex has 3D All Stars
>It's €90
Creative Assembly. They're kind of shitting the bed at the moment.
Jagex of Runescape fame.
Playground Games who do Forza and are supposedly working on the new Fable which will be shit.
Team 17 who did Worms and some other comfy games.
Mental how much Creative Assembly has fricked it
They'll probably have no choice but to do Warhammer 40k now, I don't give a shit about WH and I want Empire 2 but they're definitely not dead
Ultimate General: American Revolution is the new CA successor.
It's what happens when you let corporate take over and make decisions instead of actual game people. Following along with CA imploding has been funny but also sad since they're probably one of the few remaining big game dev studios in the UK. Upping prices but lowering content, hiring actual schizo's from Ganker to be your community support, diversity hires being put in charge of developing your games and watching as they unsurprisingly shit the bed and it turns into a buggy broken mess they can't fix. The whole Hyena's thing, whatever the frick that was. The insistence on rehashing the same game (Troy) with Saga titles. The reddit meltdown. Everyone will forgive them if they make a single good game again but now's the perfect time for a rival studio to butt in and put the nail in the coffin.
>sad since they're probably one of the few remaining big game dev studios in the UK
Rocksteady is still standing but Suicide Squad will be a trainwreck so not for much longer
Forgot about Rocksteady. But that's just another example of corporate designing games instead of passionate boomers.
>staff is always 4 fat neckbeards and 1 cute short girl
>always a guy selling 100s of DVDs when you want to buy something
What are some other classic CEX moments?
someone obviously trying to sell stolen goods
my local one has plexiglass behind the counter because one day a member of staff was stabbed for suggesting a PS5 was stolen
An Indian mum with her 3 kids running around screaming
>fat chav mom pushing around her pram while her 3 kids run around the store screaming
>that waft of body odour as the fat man with greasy hair walks past you to the anime dvd section
>the crackhead who argues with staff because they won't accept a trade in of some random dvd's he 'found'
i have never seen a well adjusted customer in cex, it must be fun to work at since you have a front row seat to the fricking freakshow of the UK.
CEX is the Jeremy Kyle show of retail outlets
I'm well adjusted and shop there all the time. No idea what you're talking about
>that one boxed copy of Pokemon Gold behind the counter for £130
They'd always overprice the absolute shit out of retro stuff from what I saw. Nowadays I see it worse for shit like iPods now they've become a collectible as they were always stupidly priced but now people actually fricking pay it.
Ahem
Your units of measurement IS SHIT
suck it it’s facts
American units a best
Just done a poo I can only describe as a new 60 quid Nintendo game (slop)
>the eternal wall of FIFAs
I used one of those CEX drawstring bags for like 8 years
JD one for me
buying gf, can offer £17.50 in CEX vouchers, any takers ?
how old is she?
Out of 10!
I'm looking for someone considerably younger than me so until you tell me I'm not interested
does that include "gf (male)"
Is this what it’s like waking to a foreign country? Because I have no clue what you Black folk are talking about itt
I feel the same way in MOBA threads
My local was selling a 64GB Steam Deck for £280
met my wife in a cex
good times
when i met your wife in cex she was in the manga section wiping her minge on the yaoi comics
if only. i'd help her
I miss gamestation a lot
*was the one true computer game shop in the UK*
RIP to the GOAT
rolled down to here the day New Vegas came out for a copy
comfy
still got a giftcard for gamestation lol.
dunno if its still there but in halesowen shopping centre there was still a fricking closed down gamestation in 2017 that no one had bothered to move into.
might still be there.
this is an SOS distress call from the Ganker general /brit/
the posters are dead, killed by a /britfeel/ leak
the only survivors are anon, who was banned during the disaster, and mousenonce who was safely posting in the old thread
revived 3 days later anon's only companions are a life form who evolved from mousenonce and janny, a hologram simulation of the man who banned him
I am OP, the creator of that thread with an IQ of 6000 - the same IQ as 6,000 johnny foreigners.
Red Dwarf is arguably the greatest comedy ever. The only thing that comes close is Father Ted.
Bottom mogs the shit out of Father Ted
Truth
Grew up watching Red Dwarf reruns every Sunday (saturday? I forget) night on the local PBS station
>nephew became a teenager recently
>he stinks up the house/car/restaurant/anywhere I go with him now
frick being around him sucks now
Mine was based, they used to have weekly MTG and YGO tournamnets and most of the guys were fairly ok and not disgusting hambeasts