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Rock is a good offensive type if you just look at the type chart, but like you said, rock moves are designed to suck.
In practice, rock is a pretty bad offensive type because it's so unreliable.
>rock is one of the best offensive types in the game.
gen 1 rock throw is 50 power with 65% accuracy you absolute moron
rock has been trash since the beginning
low power
low accuracy
crazy distribution
hahahaha what a bunch of fricking gaygets
as if Gems being removed from the game in Gen 6 isn't moronic enough, they want to ban them in Gen 5 too
It's really sad that Showdown, pretty much the only functioning Pokémon sim, is directed by such fricking morons
>Aerodactyl doesn't get Rock Slide, despite it being a TM >to make things worse Lance has one with Rock Slide
Bulk means something as a Rock type when you have so much of it you shrug off even supereffective hits AND you are not passive. That's why Tyranitar and to an extent Rhyperior have been successful, while Aggron has not.
Tyranitar also has >An important immunity to a type that not a lot of Pokemon resist >Versatility >Massive attack stat, more than every Rock type except for Archeops, Gigalith, and Rhyperior >61 speed, workable with DDance sets (equivalent of 116 base speed after 1 DDance)
2 years ago
Anonymous
you forgot sand stream + rock type giving him an effectively free 1.5 SpD boost to his base stats
If anything, stealth rock makes rock types worse.
Pokemon of every type can learn stealth rock, so it's not like rock types are better because of it.
And the fact that it deals damage based on weakness to rock means that Pokemon weak to rock get used less and Pokemon resisting rock get used more. Meaning that rock moves end up less effective on average.
It's like a cruel, ironic joke.
The best way to nerf Sr and other hazards would be to give them a 5 turn timer like weather, and introducing an item that could increase that timer to 8-10 turns.
Fricking clowns. They completely massacred this tier. Can't they just revert it to 2015, before chloro and sand rush were banned to artificially free Exadrill? I swear that was the biggest frick up in smogon history, the tier became unrecognizable after that and imbalanced as frick
Have fun with every team being reuni kazam spikes then, moron.
BW is meant to be an offensive tier. The more they force it to be a bulky metagame the more certain threats become obnoxious (Volcarona, Breloom, Cloyster, etc). Since 2015 the tier has been extremely unstable and every fricking year they ban something in response.
When BW was about gaining momentum, speed control and trading blows with stoutlands nothing really felt overpowered except scarfkeldeo.
Zapdos, Raikou, and possibly Suicune would also need to be banned if that happened
Snorlax is both the best mon in the meta and also the glue that holds the meta together.
No, dummy. Leftovers needs to be banned.
People b***h about Snorlax's 100% usage, but fail to see the elephant in the room with Leftovers and its 600% usage.
Snorlax (supposedly) isn't banned from GSC OU because the things it overpower would take its spot, so lax is a "necessary evil" according to them.
Snorlax (supposedly) isn't banned from GSC OU because the things it overpower would take its spot, so lax is a "necessary evil" according to them.
Zapdos, Raikou, and possibly Suicune would also need to be banned if that happened
Snorlax is both the best mon in the meta and also the glue that holds the meta together.
There have been Snorlax-less tournaments and they ended up as even longer stallfests, as people would do shit like replace Snorlax with Blissey or Miltank. EVs being maxed in all stats + few high BP moves means you have a stallfest of a gen. Only Snorlax has the power to break through shit while also being fairly durable.
This it really bugs me how they're retroactively fricking with 10-20 year old metas. Gen 3 was my shit but now its a totally different game compared to the netbattle days
I'll tell you why omgon is fricking with Gen 5 tiering 10 years later. It's a conspiracy by the council because they became so deranged and corrupt in Gen 8 with their moronic fricking bans that the tier is a wasteland that nobody likes. So people are playing older formats because of how shit the management of the current one is, and omgon is butthurt about it so they are retroactively ruining the older formats to punish people out of spite. it's all about power, and they are mad as FRICK that they are losing power over the current gen from people ignoring it to play old gens.
Setup sweepers breaking their one check with a gem is kind of bullshit tbh.
Some people like that aspect of play, where you even have to consider how to take opposing mons out lest you’re left with a mon that has to be switched out, but the mind games that result from that are pretty stupid and lead to games being decided on one turn predictions.
With gems mons that sued to check or threat to threats now can't. A Gem boosted Draco Meteor pretty much chunks or kills T-tar and T-tar is normally one of the premier mons to deal with it.
Nothing is sacred to zoomers
Not Song of the South
Not Woodrow Wilson
For their bodies are made of onions sauce, their genders ambiguous, their favorite Pokemon, Lando-T
>picrel
There is almost no opportunity cost whatsoever related to knives, as they're small and don't take 1/6th of allowed arsenal. Nobody would use them in warfare if it meant forgoing more powerful weapons, they nowhere near as good as Lando-T in OU is.
I like that even though Weaviles usage rate has been skyrocketing to deal with Lando you will still insist Lando is a knife. It’s like saying AIDS is not a big deal because “actually other diseases kill you”
Is this a joke lol
The most common set is Ice shard triple axel sword dance knock off, it can't do meaningful damage to tons of the top threats and is weak to SR. It's being picked primarily for Lando with the added bonus of beating Zapdos/Rillaboom.
>is weak to SR
All I needed to write you off as a moron.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Lol not an argument
Go ahead tell me how Weavile deals with Clefable, Heatran, and Ferrothorn which are the next most common after Lando? This is so asinine, the thing is even running a surprise banded set.
2 years ago
Anonymous
Clef actually can't switch into standard weavile. To switch in and win 1v1 clef needs weavile to miss axels, even if its physdef.
Heatran and Ferro are reliant on lefties recovery, so weav can contribute just by knocking as they come in, then switch out.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Weavile can do something minor if it gets a free move
Wow! Amazing!
2 years ago
Anonymous
+2 252 Atk Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Heatran: 285-336 (88.2 - 104%)
+2 252 Atk Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Heatran: 285-336 (73.8 - 87%)
+2 252 Atk Weavile Triple Axel (40 BP) (3 hits) vs. 252 HP / 200 Def Clefable: 381-450 (96.7 - 114.2%)
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Weavile can do something minor if it gets a free move
Wow! Amazing!
2 years ago
Anonymous
>possibly KOing an opponent, and removing their item even if they're not KO'd, is something minor
???
Is this a joke lol
The most common set is Ice shard triple axel sword dance knock off, it can't do meaningful damage to tons of the top threats and is weak to SR. It's being picked primarily for Lando with the added bonus of beating Zapdos/Rillaboom.
Lando has been around since gen 5 and Weavile only became arguably the best mon in the tier recently.
Weavile also matches up well against Dragapult, Clefable, Kartana, Tapu Lele, Tornadus, Garchomp, Dragonite, Slowbro, Slowking, and Glowking. As well as the aforementioned Zapdos. It's actually not that great against Rillaboom, getting one-shotted by Grassy Glide.
Weavile's usage skyrocketed for a lot of reasons, and Lando barely registers as one of them. There are better Lando answers than Weavile, but Weavile also answers plenty of other things.
they need to unban everything and just start from scrath with bw ou. maybe just start with spore ban because gen 5 sleep mechanics are the dumbest shit ever: SLEEP COUNTER WILL RESET ON SWITCHES
this, frick gen 5 OU, smogon is full of moronic homosexuals that unmasked their blatant corruption during that gen in doing everything to avoid removing the problems from the tier
after all BW is when the "fanfic meta" term started being relevant
They need to fix Stealth Rock by giving it the same 60% accuracy that all Rock moves should have.
Fanfic meta only spawned in 2019 thanks to one gay furry who got tired of being dunked on for creating moronic sets like rain dance + assault vest Goodra
this, frick gen 5 OU, smogon is full of moronic homosexuals that unmasked their blatant corruption during that gen in doing everything to avoid removing the problems from the tier
Gen 5 OU can basically be summed up as "Okay, but how can we balance it without banning perma weather?" Every decision awkwardly avoids this elephant in the room and that's why this tier is still dogshit and shuffling bans a decade later.
They don't even have to ban sand, they only have to ban Drizzle and Drought which is what enabled the Ubers weather wars in the first place.
If sand sweeping is a problem, you only have to ban Excadrill. Problem solved.
I find it hilarious how the moronic council went on and on about wanting to avoid complex bans so they did it by making a complex ban of banning a combination of abilities instead of just simply banning the individual weather setting abilities
I don't think the weather thing was a matter of avoiding complex bans, but a matter of not wanting to erase the weather wars that define gen 5's identity.
>but a matter of not wanting to erase the weather wars that define gen 5's identity.
This is silly cope by people who didn't play during Gen V and picked it up later.
Weather wars were waged in Ubers since Gen III. Saying Gen V OU is a weather meta is as insincere as unbanning Giratina-O and saying something is the "Giratina-O meta".
The OU weather wars were under the old philosophy of calling the game as GF made it i.e. keeping in as much broken shit as possible. That's why Kyurem and KB got unbanned in Gen V while Zamazenta-C did not in Gen VIII despite being much worse. None of that applies to the current Gen V players who have bent over backwards with complex bans to justify Drizzle and Drought on shitmons.
Protip: Gen V can still be "weather" with Tyranitar and Abomasnow
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gen 5 ubers >no bans >very well balanced, considered one of the best smogon metagames
gen 5 ou >lots of bans >a metagame so unbalanced it still requires big changes 10 years after it ended
why is the council autistic?
The one thing that needs a ban will never get it. Hidden Power needs to be banned on everything but Unown in NatDex/NatDex AG because it allows Max Moves a mon shouldn't have access to due to lacking a move of the type.
>caring about fanfic meta
coal posts
Gems are banned doe
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Try posting one on /vt/
frick smogon
rock is a trash type with trash mons except tyranitar
imagine thinking rock is good just because of stealth rock
Trash defensively, yes, but rock is one of the best offensive types in the game. That's why rock moves were deliberately designed to suck.
Rock is a good offensive type if you just look at the type chart, but like you said, rock moves are designed to suck.
In practice, rock is a pretty bad offensive type because it's so unreliable.
>rock is one of the best offensive types in the game.
gen 1 rock throw is 50 power with 65% accuracy you absolute moron
rock has been trash since the beginning
low power
low accuracy
crazy distribution
hahahaha what a bunch of fricking gaygets
as if Gems being removed from the game in Gen 6 isn't moronic enough, they want to ban them in Gen 5 too
It's really sad that Showdown, pretty much the only functioning Pokémon sim, is directed by such fricking morons
>Aerodactyl doesn't get Rock Slide, despite it being a TM
>to make things worse Lance has one with Rock Slide
Learn to fricking read, anon. Rock MOVES suck, the Rock TYPE is good, and the latter is what caused the former to even happen.
>the Rock TYPE is good
rock types have amazing bulk to overcome the types defensive shortcomings tho.
>squirtle used water gun!
>posting a pokémon with min-maxed defenses and solid rock means that aurorus doesn't need a buff
Frick off.
And no recovery + abysmal SpDef to ensure those dangerous Water and Grass moves OHKO you
Bulk means NOTHING if you're weak to 1/3rd the fricking types. That's why Aggron is PU trash. Defensive Rock-types don't work
Bulk means something as a Rock type when you have so much of it you shrug off even supereffective hits AND you are not passive. That's why Tyranitar and to an extent Rhyperior have been successful, while Aggron has not.
>Bulk means NOTHING if you're weak to 1/3rd the fricking types.
? did not stop tyranitar
Tyranitar also has
>An important immunity to a type that not a lot of Pokemon resist
>Versatility
>Massive attack stat, more than every Rock type except for Archeops, Gigalith, and Rhyperior
>61 speed, workable with DDance sets (equivalent of 116 base speed after 1 DDance)
you forgot sand stream + rock type giving him an effectively free 1.5 SpD boost to his base stats
If anything, stealth rock makes rock types worse.
Pokemon of every type can learn stealth rock, so it's not like rock types are better because of it.
And the fact that it deals damage based on weakness to rock means that Pokemon weak to rock get used less and Pokemon resisting rock get used more. Meaning that rock moves end up less effective on average.
It's like a cruel, ironic joke.
They need to fix Stealth Rock by giving it the same 60% accuracy that all Rock moves should have.
The best way to nerf Sr and other hazards would be to give them a 5 turn timer like weather, and introducing an item that could increase that timer to 8-10 turns.
no! my acrobat mons!
>1 moron creates a thread
>SMOGON BANNING GEMS SMOGON BANNING GEMS SMOGON BANNING GEMS
That moron is a member of the council.
And the council only makes any public statements once they've made up their minds.
Fricking clowns. They completely massacred this tier. Can't they just revert it to 2015, before chloro and sand rush were banned to artificially free Exadrill? I swear that was the biggest frick up in smogon history, the tier became unrecognizable after that and imbalanced as frick
Gen 5 is a shitshow, has always been one, and will never be good until Drizzle and Drought are banned
based sandstream only meta
just like Gen 3 and Gen 4
I don't see why that's a problem so long as you also ban Excadrill.
Ttar chads we just keep on winning
Have fun with every team being reuni kazam spikes then, moron.
BW is meant to be an offensive tier. The more they force it to be a bulky metagame the more certain threats become obnoxious (Volcarona, Breloom, Cloyster, etc). Since 2015 the tier has been extremely unstable and every fricking year they ban something in response.
When BW was about gaining momentum, speed control and trading blows with stoutlands nothing really felt overpowered except scarfkeldeo.
>gaining momentum, speed control and trading blows
<Autistic Smogon noises>
><Autistic Smogon noises>
But I hate smogon?
Anon...
Smogon is adamantly against the idea that a metagame would not support a safe meta switch in for 100% of Pokemon
And yet they allow Hydreigon and Terrakion?
>Drought
Actual ass. Rain, HO and Sand shit on it hard.
Altering older tiers is moronic, it should stay the same for archival purposes.
gen 5 ou is a burning trash heap of a tier. some of the gen 4 tiers are fine but could benefit from changes
gen 2 is also a dumpster fire but they dont get nor want changes
gen 2 is the best smogon meta though
>Snorlax and friends: the game
Gen 2 OU is a mess and not even a fun one, it's worse than gen 1's even.
>not liking Snorlax
ngmi
I like Snorlax, i just don't like having to always use and fight against it.
honestly yeah
the only meta worse than Gen 2 is
>"Regenerator: the game" aka Gen 8
Gen 1 and 2 OU are the best tiers
based frick all other gens
Because a 40 minute battle of two Snorlax humping eachother is literal perfection to Smoggies
Snorlax (supposedly) isn't banned from GSC OU because the things it overpower would take its spot, so lax is a "necessary evil" according to them.
Zapdos, Raikou, and possibly Suicune would also need to be banned if that happened
Snorlax is both the best mon in the meta and also the glue that holds the meta together.
They make plenty of changes.
They just don't make the one big obvious change that everyone knows is necessary.
Yeh, Rest needs to be banned already.
No, dummy. Leftovers needs to be banned.
People b***h about Snorlax's 100% usage, but fail to see the elephant in the room with Leftovers and its 600% usage.
There have been Snorlax-less tournaments and they ended up as even longer stallfests, as people would do shit like replace Snorlax with Blissey or Miltank. EVs being maxed in all stats + few high BP moves means you have a stallfest of a gen. Only Snorlax has the power to break through shit while also being fairly durable.
Samegayging but it's basically a choice between if you want more mon diversity or if you want battling to be more fun to do
This it really bugs me how they're retroactively fricking with 10-20 year old metas. Gen 3 was my shit but now its a totally different game compared to the netbattle days
I'll tell you why omgon is fricking with Gen 5 tiering 10 years later. It's a conspiracy by the council because they became so deranged and corrupt in Gen 8 with their moronic fricking bans that the tier is a wasteland that nobody likes. So people are playing older formats because of how shit the management of the current one is, and omgon is butthurt about it so they are retroactively ruining the older formats to punish people out of spite. it's all about power, and they are mad as FRICK that they are losing power over the current gen from people ignoring it to play old gens.
Setup sweepers breaking their one check with a gem is kind of bullshit tbh.
Some people like that aspect of play, where you even have to consider how to take opposing mons out lest you’re left with a mon that has to be switched out, but the mind games that result from that are pretty stupid and lead to games being decided on one turn predictions.
and many sets with gems have no way to tell if it's one type or the other since they are interchangeable and often fill the same niche.
Z-Moves are next in every meta that allows them if gems get banned.
If they ban gems it's over.
>ban gems
>let keldeo and latios run around ou
This is proof smogon can't balance a game. They don't understand the concept of base state totals
Gems enable Keldeo and Latios moron.
With gems mons that sued to check or threat to threats now can't. A Gem boosted Draco Meteor pretty much chunks or kills T-tar and T-tar is normally one of the premier mons to deal with it.
So let me get this straight,
Smogonfriends discover that in gen 5, using a gem on a multi hit move boosts each hits (skill-link attacks, beat-up etc)
The real question is, why aren't they doing the main counterplay of protect/detect? Does it not consume the gem in this circumstance?
>[Your shitmon] used Protect!
>[Their shitmon] used Swords Dance!
Or any move that doesn't activate the gem.
It's a coinflip at best.
Gems are only consumed if they deal damage.
Nothing is sacred to zoomers
Not Song of the South
Not Woodrow Wilson
For their bodies are made of onions sauce, their genders ambiguous, their favorite Pokemon, Lando-T
Rock has to be nerfed because nothing can stand in the way of CHARIZARD
Hazards don’t need nerfs, HDB exist.
They can't just do that
>discord circlejack
No greentext therefore you look like that and say that however
Yeah, so what?
I didn't care for gems, didn't care for z moves, don't care for dynamaxing.
Let's just ban all that shit.
>ban Volcarona
So it's come to this, has it?
what's smogon
>they can use their gem strategically so it has to go 🙂
huh? Just build a better team and stop copy pasting teams from online
I'm a brainlet. Can someone explain why moves are banned at all? Just learn to counter them, is that so hard...
>I'm a brainlet
>picrel
There is almost no opportunity cost whatsoever related to knives, as they're small and don't take 1/6th of allowed arsenal. Nobody would use them in warfare if it meant forgoing more powerful weapons, they nowhere near as good as Lando-T in OU is.
Fine, let's talk about something that actually puts logistical strain on a army like tanks.
I like that even though Weaviles usage rate has been skyrocketing to deal with Lando you will still insist Lando is a knife. It’s like saying AIDS is not a big deal because “actually other diseases kill you”
Weavile is good against the meta in general, moron-kun.
Is this a joke lol
The most common set is Ice shard triple axel sword dance knock off, it can't do meaningful damage to tons of the top threats and is weak to SR. It's being picked primarily for Lando with the added bonus of beating Zapdos/Rillaboom.
>is weak to SR
All I needed to write you off as a moron.
Lol not an argument
Go ahead tell me how Weavile deals with Clefable, Heatran, and Ferrothorn which are the next most common after Lando? This is so asinine, the thing is even running a surprise banded set.
Clef actually can't switch into standard weavile. To switch in and win 1v1 clef needs weavile to miss axels, even if its physdef.
Heatran and Ferro are reliant on lefties recovery, so weav can contribute just by knocking as they come in, then switch out.
>Weavile can do something minor if it gets a free move
Wow! Amazing!
+2 252 Atk Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Heatran: 285-336 (88.2 - 104%)
+2 252 Atk Weavile Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Heatran: 285-336 (73.8 - 87%)
+2 252 Atk Weavile Triple Axel (40 BP) (3 hits) vs. 252 HP / 200 Def Clefable: 381-450 (96.7 - 114.2%)
>possibly KOing an opponent, and removing their item even if they're not KO'd, is something minor
???
Lando has been around since gen 5 and Weavile only became arguably the best mon in the tier recently.
Weavile also matches up well against Dragapult, Clefable, Kartana, Tapu Lele, Tornadus, Garchomp, Dragonite, Slowbro, Slowking, and Glowking. As well as the aforementioned Zapdos.
It's actually not that great against Rillaboom, getting one-shotted by Grassy Glide.
Weavile's usage skyrocketed for a lot of reasons, and Lando barely registers as one of them. There are better Lando answers than Weavile, but Weavile also answers plenty of other things.
>BW OU
And nothing of value was lost, that entire gen's tiering policy was warped to protect the blatantly broken weather wars for no reason.
they need to unban everything and just start from scrath with bw ou. maybe just start with spore ban because gen 5 sleep mechanics are the dumbest shit ever: SLEEP COUNTER WILL RESET ON SWITCHES
after all BW is when the "fanfic meta" term started being relevant
fricking based
Fanfic meta only spawned in 2019 thanks to one gay furry who got tired of being dunked on for creating moronic sets like rain dance + assault vest Goodra
this, frick gen 5 OU, smogon is full of moronic homosexuals that unmasked their blatant corruption during that gen in doing everything to avoid removing the problems from the tier
>frick gen 5
hello DISCORD
what even comes close? whats the second worst ou tier? snorlax gaming tiers dont count
>whats the second worst ou tier?
unironically Gen VIII
Gen 4 OU > Gen 3 OU > power gap > Gen 7 OU = Gen 6 OU > Gen 5 OU > Gen 8 OU > snorlax gaming tiers
ENOUGH OF THE CRYBOYS /QA/ LOST
Gems as in Stealth Rock, or the actual gems that boost attacks
gems that boost attack
>Bug types are either tremendously dogshit or suspect for banning
Frick off
>>is weak to SR
>All I needed to write you off as a moron.
gemmy
Clown meta.
Gen 5 OU can basically be summed up as "Okay, but how can we balance it without banning perma weather?" Every decision awkwardly avoids this elephant in the room and that's why this tier is still dogshit and shuffling bans a decade later.
They don't even have to ban sand, they only have to ban Drizzle and Drought which is what enabled the Ubers weather wars in the first place.
If sand sweeping is a problem, you only have to ban Excadrill. Problem solved.
Perma weather isn't even broken anymore now that the combination of weather-setting abiltiies and weather speed abilities are banned.
I find it hilarious how the moronic council went on and on about wanting to avoid complex bans so they did it by making a complex ban of banning a combination of abilities instead of just simply banning the individual weather setting abilities
I don't think the weather thing was a matter of avoiding complex bans, but a matter of not wanting to erase the weather wars that define gen 5's identity.
>but a matter of not wanting to erase the weather wars that define gen 5's identity.
This is silly cope by people who didn't play during Gen V and picked it up later.
Weather wars were waged in Ubers since Gen III. Saying Gen V OU is a weather meta is as insincere as unbanning Giratina-O and saying something is the "Giratina-O meta".
The OU weather wars were under the old philosophy of calling the game as GF made it i.e. keeping in as much broken shit as possible. That's why Kyurem and KB got unbanned in Gen V while Zamazenta-C did not in Gen VIII despite being much worse. None of that applies to the current Gen V players who have bent over backwards with complex bans to justify Drizzle and Drought on shitmons.
Protip: Gen V can still be "weather" with Tyranitar and Abomasnow
Weather wars were waged since gen 3, but did the entire meta revolve around them?
Smogon really is constituted of the biggest fricking morons on Earth, lol
>Shoving mild /qa/ thread on competitive issues
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I’m truly sorry anons!
gen 5 ubers
>no bans
>very well balanced, considered one of the best smogon metagames
gen 5 ou
>lots of bans
>a metagame so unbalanced it still requires big changes 10 years after it ended
why is the council autistic?
The one thing that needs a ban will never get it. Hidden Power needs to be banned on everything but Unown in NatDex/NatDex AG because it allows Max Moves a mon shouldn't have access to due to lacking a move of the type.
>Gamefrick nerfs stealth rock to be 60 Accuracy
>makes it a 5 turn move
>smogongays commit suicide en masse
We can only dream