So Im finally play this game after playing all the others ones (except zero) and ITs terrible.

So I’m finally play this game after playing all the others ones (except zero) and IT’s terrible.
>Puzzles don’t give any hints. If they do they’re so vague that you have to rinse and repeat for 20 mins.

>Shitty slow door opening animation which causes game to feel sluggish.

>Terrible textures that cause important items to bland with the background.

>Terrible map design that forces you to backtrack

>Garbage tank controls

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    filtered. stay bad & die mad - only gamelords can play such a masterpiece

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >filtered
      Seriously how were people supposed to know how to do this? There’s no hints or anything

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I can't tell if you are pretending to be moron? Ever since more shit-skins got access to the internet, the rate of low-IQ posts have increased tenfold. Assuming you aren't trolling or are just brown, you have to look at the paintings hanging at the end of the room. They tell you what to do.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are wrong anon, this puzzle doesn't make any sense. If you've found the logic of it, please share, everyone is eager to hear.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is great, but yes, you are right on this one. There is no tip or logic besides keeping pushing it into the correct order. People have been trying to figure it out for years what the "logic" is and we still don't have an answer. It make be a troll puzzle, like that chocolate bar on Conker game.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I just had an idea. I'm just throwing it here because I don't want to verify it now. But since the mansion keys are based on the suits of the cards, maybe the order you need to push the status are based on the order you find the keys of the mansion? Or discard them?

          That would tie the knights to the mansion keys.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >But since the mansion keys are based on the suits of the cards
            forget it, RE2 keys were based on suits, not RE1.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The game is great, but yes, you are right on this one. There is no tip or logic besides keeping pushing it into the correct order. People have been trying to figure it out for years what the "logic" is and we still don't have an answer. It make be a troll puzzle, like that chocolate bar on Conker game.

        You are wrong anon, this puzzle doesn't make any sense. If you've found the logic of it, please share, everyone is eager to hear.

        For frick's sake the logic for this one *is* the trial and error. It's paying attention to how the knights react when moved, then trying again with a different configuration. There's no "clue" you need to know beforehand, it is literally the one puzzle where you're supposed to try it out until you get it right

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Trial and error defeats the purpose. It isn’t even considered “trial and error” because you can get fricking punished for pressing the button. Also What’s the point of having the knights a specific order on the painting when you don’t need to put them in that said order in the puzzle?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what's the point of the cards and the painting?

          it feels to me that it was a troll puzzle an the puzzle was figuring it out that it was a troll puzzle. I've figured everything in the game, including the cryptic sword/clock one, except for this one. I mean, again, I think I've figured it out, it's a troll puzzle.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I mean, again, I think I've figured it out, it's a troll puzzle.
            That's straight up what I meant yes

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              I just found a post on Reddit where the poster said that the Official Navigation Book has a solution for this puzzle that is wrong compared to game, so it's speculated that they changed the original puzzle before the release, thus changing it into a trial and error solution. Maybe they made a mistake somewhere on the code or maybe they did it on purpose for trolling the players.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I beat the game when I was 9, with no internet, no manual and extremely basic reading comprehension. I forgot how I did it but if I could, you can. No excuse

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >uhhhh I was a child with infinite patience and infinite time
          >just do the exact same thing today
          asinine backwards logic
          the internet exists just for this sole purpose
          these things were designed to waste your time or money

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, if there is anything children are known for, it's patience.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Easiest puzzle in the game
        LOL! You're joking right?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The clock with the sword fight was the easiest. The knight one literally gives no hints or clues. At light the stained glass puzzle gives you hints

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Okay, thank you for the feedback! Please refrain from making threads in the future!

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    meme game

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >playing the demake
    why?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      REmake is better than original game. Where did this contrarianism start?

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >REmake is better than original game
        What did this contrarian mean by this? Original sold more and kicked off the franchise. Demake failed so hard it almost killed the franchise (effectively did, re4 rebooted it)

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The REmake is considered one of the worst instalments in the series by just about anyone who has played both and given how it sold, literally what the frick are you talking about you deranged moron?

          >REmake is bad because it sold bad
          >Even though REmake HD sold like crazy and was one of the reasons why capcom decided to make REmakes
          The original REmake sold like shit because Resident evil fans were butthurt that it was a Nintendo exclusive you dumb homosexual zoomer. A lot of the fans saw it as a betrayal and majority of RE fans only played on Play-Station. When the re-released it as REmake HD, the game sold like crazy.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The dumb part is that if you argued about remakes of 2 and 3 you'd have more point but 1 is mostly the same game, with only some small differences including the whole lisa arc which yeah it wasn't needed but if you think it makes or breaks the game you're just delusional. It sold worse, because RE1 was on every platform there was while remake was restricted to Gamecube for a decade. The RE exclusivity contract with Nintendo ended after 4 sold like shit and only when it was ported to other platforms it started being successful which is what saved the franchise.
          All that time people always noted that among gamecube games that were worth playing, remake was one of the biggest ones until it was released on more platforms and even then people still didn't mind it, for whatever reason they started b***hing about it after RE2RE.

          If the game was significantly different I'd understand there being a point but it's 95% the same, if the aforementioned lisa and I guess soundtrack makes you drop it then at least pretend re1 is 7/10 or something.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >significantly different

            was this costume in the original game,can't seem to find it again?

            was it some part of a weird romahck or the dual shock versions?

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Director's cut.

              Iirc the game had some port exclusive cowtumes and I don't think there's a single non modded version with all of them

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        The REmake is considered one of the worst instalments in the series by just about anyone who has played both and given how it sold, literally what the frick are you talking about you deranged moron?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's considered the best remake in all of gaming

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >*

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          The original sold bad because it was locked on GC and there were some internal politics, IIRC, between the director that stopped the game from being ported. RE4 was ported to PS2. I'm not sure if it's true, but people say that Mikami left CAPCOM after RE4 being ported to PS2. There was a problem with Clover too. Anyway, politics played a huge part on why REmake sold poorly.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The REmake is considered one of the worst instalments in the series by just about anyone who has played both
          >Literally no one has ever said that
          Actual brainrot contrarianism. Ask anyone and they will say REmake is better and is considered to be one of the best RE game in the series.
          >given how it sold
          Using your logic the best RE game is RE5 because it sold the best. As other anons said

          [...]
          >REmake is bad because it sold bad
          >Even though REmake HD sold like crazy and was one of the reasons why capcom decided to make REmakes
          The original REmake sold like shit because Resident evil fans were butthurt that it was a Nintendo exclusive you dumb homosexual zoomer. A lot of the fans saw it as a betrayal and majority of RE fans only played on Play-Station. When the re-released it as REmake HD, the game sold like crazy.

          The original sold bad because it was locked on GC and there were some internal politics, IIRC, between the director that stopped the game from being ported. RE4 was ported to PS2. I'm not sure if it's true, but people say that Mikami left CAPCOM after RE4 being ported to PS2. There was a problem with Clover too. Anyway, politics played a huge part on why REmake sold poorly.

          , REmake sold like shit in 2002 because it was locked to the game cube.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    If as a kid I was able to beat this, any adult with a brain should be able to do it.
    By they way, are you really complaining about the graphics of a 20yo game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You probably didn’t have a choice. Your gaming library was probably limited.

      I can't tell if you are pretending to be moron? Ever since more shit-skins got access to the internet, the rate of low-IQ posts have increased tenfold. Assuming you aren't trolling or are just brown, you have to look at the paintings hanging at the end of the room. They tell you what to do.

      Still how were we supposed to know which order?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ESG junk

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So I’m finally play
    >all the others ones
    I fricking hate you ESL gays so much.

    t. ESL

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before replying such claims just ask Op's age.
    Then leave haha

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >(except zero)
    0 lubes your butthole and invites the entire RE cast to run a train on you. Get fricked.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I played it for the first time in 2016 and thought it was great. Replayed it a couple of years later and realised it's one of the best games ever made

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You are a Ditto in the gaming community.
    That's all.

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the others
    Must've been just the remakes.

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't play this because I'm too paranoid about limited saves.

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