>bro im le epic zased paladin of the light!!!!!!! deus fvcking vult!!!!!!!!!!
you are not you are a 33 year old man with manboobs and no future. die by firing squad.
fpbp
Mudhut noshoes can't deal with being failures irl so they flock to the faction thats overwhelmingly favored by the devs.
Imagine liking a faction lead by a child
Imagine playing wow past classic
Imagine playing horde with sylvanas as warchief
The whole lore becomes a bad joke really fast.
>horde has better racials >because of better racials, there are more people >more people > more fun and quality raids
If you're playing Alliance, you're mentally ill.
Actually it looks more like this, because of one-sided servers.
But Horde (or Alliance in Vanilla/SoD) has slightly more people due to racials being OP.
i played on firemaw on classic launch
it was around 50/50 same as gehennas up until tbc
then horde from firemaw decided to move to gehennas and ally from gehennas moved to firemaw
classic is the only relevant wow pvp mode, after classic wow every expantion is just raidlogging simulator so the factions dont matter because nobody pvps outside of instanced pvp thats cross server anyways
thats why i quit the day tbc was released because i knew this will happen
Have you seen the classic streamer duels on hardcore ?
Everything is >goblin rocket helm stun for 60 sec >sap >gouge >sheep >reset >bandage/food >reset >stun/disable >reset
I mean it has an appeal, but wow PvP is in general disgusting. How can a 30-60 second pvp disable even be a thing ?
5 months ago
Anonymous
duels are irrelevant and boring
classic wow duels are just rock paper scissors with extra steps
world pvp/world building is what classic wow excelled at
5 months ago
Anonymous
I like the long CCs that break on damage tbh
provides the characters with a strong defensive option
buffs certain damage that doesn't leave dots
puts pressure on groups to coordinate and don't break them
also rocket helm is about 15-20 seconds, sheep heals the target and sap is not usable in combat.
PvE servers exist.
I am okay with some open world PvP as long as it isn't just completely broken.
But it is utterly broken.
Partly because of racials, partly because of class favoritism, and partly because WoW doesn't punish ganking.
Basically this. The idea of different races having different flavors is true to fantasy as a genre but really sucks in a cooldown-based game like this.
At the same time Night Elves are absolutely hated by horde, or at least were when I played.
in my experience from vanilla and a fair bit later when trinkets didnt share cd with human racial and/or wanted to use two dps trinkets
all the pvp fotm nerds rolled human
Black person what the frick are you on about, humans in vanilla had Perception, Every man for himself was added much later.
PvP tryhards rolled Undead for the Will of the Forsaken, unlimited breath and cannibalize.
in my experience from vanilla and a fair bit later when trinkets didnt share cd with human racial and/or wanted to use two dps trinkets
all the pvp fotm nerds rolled human
Every man for himself is the by far the most broken racial ever in PvP.
At the end of Woltk humans run around with a passive 15% armor pen and a 2000 AP proc. EMFH is legit so absurdly busted, it only gets better with each Season/Patch.
I can't say how the current ladder on retail looks like, but on P-Server the Top 50 teams were legit 48-49 double humans in Woltk.
Will of the Forsaken is a joke anyway after TBC, because it shares a CD with your Insignia after Woltk.
I also think Hardiness is even better than Wotf ever was, Will is only hated because Rogues shit on Priest/Warlocks that much harder.
In general, I don't understand the whining about the racials.
Alliance has many class combinations that have better Racial than their Horde counterpart.
Hardiness is legit the only broken Horde racial, since it is RNG with a giant %. Meanwhile Will of the Forsaken is legit a meme after TBC.
I was Alliance then switched to Horde for Blood Elves and came back to Alliance when we got Void Elves.
Frick the Horde.
They are the faction of edgy teenagers and gankers.
I played Horde in my early years because my friends who started at Vanilla launch played Horde.
When Classic dropped I switched to Alliance because of Paladins.
I liked it and the people way more so I switched permanently to Alliance.
In my experience, Alliance is by far more populated by well adjusted people.
Alliance if you can stomach passive, cowardly players who won't help you when Horde gank you and like to spend their free time whining and crying about everything. The Alliance fanbase is outspokenly butthurt 24/7.
>spent most of my time ganking and hunting horde in Classic
Retail players are like that because of Blizz's mass incompetence by letting a game with 2 opposed factions become so insanely imbalanced in population.
It's not a Retail thing. It was a problem in Classic. It was like that in Vanilla, too. Passive Alliance players who run away or just stand there and wait to be killed rather than fight. It was bizarre watching history repeat.
>Passive Alliance players who run away or just stand there and wait to be killed rather than fight.
Because I know that I am going to lose the fight.
I don't have PvP gear, don't have bullshit engineering items and am skilled for PvE content.
A Forsaken rogue can kill me in 2 seconds flat if they get a backstab crit.
I can't even get a Fear cast off.
And even if I do they just use their racial to nullify it.
The thing is that the Horde's style naturally causes people who take pleasure for causing other people to suffer especially the undead, orc, and male tauren warrior populations.
The alliance is more for people who like to go around thinking of themselves as "the Good guys" who aren't so keen on fighting and so don't partake as often.
Horde is for the rural conservative chad, while alliance is for the city homosexual liberal
You got that backwards
The Horde suffers from being the cool factions for teens and 20 somethings in 2004 who unless they haven;t changed at all since then have likely developed something akin to trolls remorse. Add in the Noble savage and "we are oppressed" aspects and you get a faction that struggles between what the Devs want(Fill lib), what the Garrosh type Fans want(Red Pill), and want the Sylvanis type fans want (People who never grew out of their hot topic phase and smash the state types).
>The Horde suffers from being the cool factions for teens and 20 somethings in 2004
What I'm about to say will undoubtedly cause an intense reaction of seethe, but the Horde has always been the heavy metal and testosterone faction. It naturally attracts the type of people who think big boobs, explosions, and hamburgers are coolest things in life.
Yes and the issue is that when your a teen or 20 something in 2004 you grow up to either stop playing(60%) or you start being the kind of guy who buys funko pops(30%) or rarely stay the same(10%).
5 months ago
Anonymous
And for not the alliance is like 70% funko pop guys and 20% children and 10% Deus Vult Guys
I'll draw an even bigger amount of seething by stating the alliance has always been the Traditional heroic fantasy faction. It attracts people who think Tolkein, Knights & rescuing princesses are the coolest things in life.
5 months ago
Anonymous
tendies?
it all makes sense
5 months ago
Anonymous
Literally nobody is bothered or upset by this, though.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>It attracts people who think Tolkein, Knights & rescuing princesses are the coolest things in life.
Are you saying they aren't????
>bro im le epic zased paladin of the light!!!!!!! deus fvcking vult!!!!!!!!!!
you are not you are a 33 year old man with manboobs and no future. die by firing squad.
>blood elves are freaking epic
cant believe this shit lmao
5 months ago
Anonymous
the men were interesting enough, too bad like every failed fantasy race they come shackled with w*men
>Passive Alliance players who run away or just stand there and wait to be killed rather than fight.
Because I know that I am going to lose the fight.
I don't have PvP gear, don't have bullshit engineering items and am skilled for PvE content.
A Forsaken rogue can kill me in 2 seconds flat if they get a backstab crit.
I can't even get a Fear cast off.
And even if I do they just use their racial to nullify it.
>alternate timeline >lvl 80 rogue fully decked in full glad gear descends on a newbie in STV >suddenly 10 alliance rogues appear out of nowhere >kill the guy and spawn camp him >use trackers and spy alts to find out when he logs in to send killsquads of 10 people to hunt every where >find out his real name and address >order 10000 empty pizza boxes and dildos every day for a month >dude drowns in garbage >the next month the undead rogue complains "wpvp is so gay, Alliance can only do this exorbitant extreme shit while I'm just trying to gank low level newbies"
wpvp will always be gay
horde are degenerate sweaty tryhards, alliance are morons. I prefer alliance it is more chill. I feel like a lot of horde players are doing this weird pseudo-roleplay where they lean into being a jackass like undead players just go around making everyone's day worse
I like Alliance zones way better, so them. >Comfy Elwynn forest, Dun Morogh, the exotic draenei buildings, the night elf tree houses, victorian cities. >Meanwhile fricking dorito land or permagrey forest, and even the blood elf forest which feels like it should be comfy is instead just wierdly creepy and unnatural.
Mulgore is nice though, the tauren have a nice thing going on.
I like horde cities and towns. I like some horde races like goblins, blood elves, maybe trolls. Maybe. Mounts look cool as well.
Alliance meanwhile has tall human, human, short human, very short human. Their only saving grace are the female draeneis.
played both, alliance guilds always want to ask way too many personal details about you, giving off culty vibes
horde guilds don't care they just raid or pvp
doesn't help that alliance storylines are always boring carebear plots with zero internal struggle or conflict of interest
>"Although the city was strategically placed next to a flowing river, and the vastness of the great sea, proper sewage systems remain a lingering issue for the residents of Durotar. >"the lack of toilets or any Waste management leaves everything to bake inthe open air oven, under the great heat of the desert." >Although efforts were made to burrow through the Ragefire Chasm, a Level 16 Demon left the majority of the horde shitting in piles, and leaving lowly Orc Peons to carry any waste to the nearby Senjin isles." >The Mud Huts of Orgrimmar do little to protect from the smell of the city. As a proud defender of Durotar, it is your duty to add to this growing stench."
you now it really does suck that the Tauren were indebted to the Orcs because I feel like Tauren as so chill they'd fit right in with the elves being all nature humpy.
If more than 2 factions were allowed they could have been in one together, since the Night Elves don't fit that well with the Alliance either.
5 months ago
Anonymous
The two factions are moronic yeah.
Undead in the Horde don't make any sense either.
5 months ago
Anonymous
you now it really does suck that the Tauren were indebted to the Orcs because I feel like Tauren as so chill they'd fit right in with the elves being all nature humpy.
>Alliance: limp dick bleeding hearts that won't end the war because revenge is... le bad because... it just is okay??? >Horde: evil morons that ally with the worst people and make bad decisions on purpose
>Alliance: justice, law, good, light, civilization >Horde: chaos, evil, dark, savagery
This is how it's been before they started to "subvert and grey" things, so like orcs are now the "noble savages", not frothing murdering morons like they were before.
But you can clearly see why one faction attracts misunderstood dudes on the verge of becoming school shooters and one attracts more chill and evened out people.
>and one attracts more chill and evened out people.
yep, nothing says chill and well-adjusted like spamming forums for years about one faction being just like your IRL boogeyman
>be europistani alliancegay >keep making the same thread every day at the same exact time with the same exact shitposts >get btfo every single time >return to /misc/ to lick your wounds >repeat the next day
All that's missing itt is the resident europistani night elf fanatic
I don't play retail.
I've heard they replaced pictures of women with fruit?
I guess only fruits play retail these days.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>I don't play the game I shitpost about
lol
5 months ago
Anonymous
Nobody specified retail. Are you stupid?
5 months ago
Anonymous
so you play the worse version of the game? or do you pull of a garithosgay and not caring about Warcraft at all?
5 months ago
Anonymous
Are you going to show me where someone specified retail or are you admitting you were wrong?
5 months ago
Anonymous
show me where anyone specified classic
I care about Warcraft.
Which is why I don't play nu-WoW.
that's fine. not gonna kinkshame a guy for being a masochist and a shiteater.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>show me where anyone specified classic
Nobody said anyone specific classic. You however, implied someone specified retail.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I did not imply such a thing. I implied you don't play WoW at all.
5 months ago
Anonymous
You mentioned war mode which is a retail feature you stupid fricking moron
5 months ago
Anonymous
>not gonna kinkshame a guy for being a masochist and a shiteater
If only you understood how ironic this is, coming from a retailgay.
5 months ago
Anonymous
you literally cannot pinpoint why retail's gameplay is bad except "muh lore" and "muh writing", which even dedicated retailgays wholeheartedly agree with
I prefer to spend my time enjoying the game instead of wasting my time. If I wanted for everything to take hours I'd play EVE, which at least is better than Classic.
You mentioned war mode which is a retail feature you stupid fricking moron
If I said "Turn PvP on" would you not have thrown a shitfit, princess?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>corner retailhordesissy
Honestly, I'm having a laugh.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>alliancegay brings out the buzzwords when faced with a non-shitpost
lol
5 months ago
Anonymous
Yes, guy, I'm Anonymous, the same one you were talking to up until now, for I am one person.
5 months ago
Anonymous
that doesn't make any sense, you are just typing words now
5 months ago
Anonymous
No, you are just dumb.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I'm not the person you were replying to
5 months ago
Anonymous
My apology, you sound just as dumb as the moron before.
5 months ago
Anonymous
you sound really tense. calm down.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>you sound really tense
That was you and your likes think? Rhetorical question btw, ofc you do.
But no, it's just funny to see the coping and seething of hordeBlack folk trying to dodge their sad reality by swapping between "mmm rape is good zug zug am I right hordebros" and "actually I'm very white and you're a brown cuck" type of arguments in every single thread like this.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I care about Warcraft.
Which is why I don't play nu-WoW.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I play WoW Classic.
Currently a human warlock in SoD.
And I've played up until BfA before I quit the retail slop-fest.
Used to play alliance on warmane lordaeron
If you didn't play during peak hours, it was quite miserable >varian killed all the time >wg never belongs to the alliance >ganked in groups while leveling 68-80 consistently
I'm glad I had some great guildmates otherwise I would've never bothered to finish leveling
Ive tried on multiple servers on multiple versions of wow to play horde, but they're overwhelming competent but anti social, anti team work and incapable of helping each other. So generally they do well on average, but its a shit experience if you want to actually play an mmo.
SoD is a fricking disaster for horde. Only 40% of the players went horde and they're getting slaughtered in PvP events.
I pitty you poor gays who never got to experience a somewhat balanced population on a pvp server.
Shit was amazing. You fought your enemies in game and then you fought them 2x as hard on the realm forums.
>That was you and your likes think? Rhetorical question btw, ofc you do. >But no, it's just funny to see the coping and seething of hordeBlack folk trying to dodge their sad reality by swapping between "mmm rape is good zug zug am I right hordebros" and "actually I'm very white and you're a brown cuck" type of arguments in every single thread like this. >Horde will keep starting moronic new wars until they're dismantled, cope
Horde are complete Black folk at every opportunity.
They never gank unless they outnumber you, outlevel you or you are almost dead. They lose handily in any organized pvp and as such will try to "win" in any way they can
>a rag tag group of horde players lose to premades
no fricking way...what a bunch of Black folk
heil garithos! no mom, I'm not coming to grandma's funeral! your israelite god is not real!
Literally 5 seconds ago my lvl 20 was ganked by 2 max level rogues and a druid, when 2 other allies turned up they fled and died. There's a certain type of person who picks the beast race.
and I only ever remember getting ganked by alliance when they had higher levels/superior numbers/thought I was AFK. blah blah anecdotal evidence and different server communities, quit being a silly homosexual.
>SOD
It feels like they took the worst of vanilla and retail and put it together.
Apparently people love it, but I can't imagine myself playing that, feels like a giant waste of time only people on disability pay can afford to play.
the big deal is that they are actually making classic plus
and it's classic fresh also
twinking level 25 is fun but it does however have much worse classes and balance than the original game and of course less content, still people aren't gonna play era that's rotten by like 5 years now.
>Teldrassil: Completely destroyed >Darkshore: Almost completely destroyed >Ashenvale: Completely conquered and destroyed by Horde >Felwood: Overrun by demons >Moonglade: More like Moo Glade at this point >Hyjal: Almost totally burnt down by Ragnaros >Tyrande: Made into a joke >Elune: Made into even a bigger joke
I like how Blizzard explicitly went out of their way to state that the Night Elf genocide was so severe that they canonically cannot repopulate, so they're just going to die out
Reminds me of that time I read a Warhammer x Warcraft fanfiction but it went autistically deep into how the armies of Warcraft would fit into a Warhammer army list, how the magic system differs in rules, how WoW adventurers fit in and whatnot
Then a few more pages in there there was an entire article on how the author sees the "scaling of azeroth," how populated their towns are and how often they breed based on IRL numbers and how they would replenish after a significant battle
It was incredibly mesmerising to me how much autism he put into a background for his crossover fic where fantasy stereotype armies fight in a method neither setting utilized at all
>doing so well they summoned demons and buried their first empire >got raped so hard, they needed orcs and humans to repel the second wave of demons >druids barely managed to wake up on time >muh emerald junkie dream
uh-huh
5 months ago
Anonymous
>needed orcs and humans to repel the second wave of demons
The Demons were there because of the Orcs and Humans in the first place. And Medivh.
>Has a chance for redemption or to be revived later >Says frick that, calls everyone moron pussy losers and lets them know he would do it all over again and then deletes himself from the franchise
My Warchief.
The Alliance didn't really have many interesting established characters that still lived. >Muradin
Dead >Antonidas
Dead >Arthas
Arthas >Uther
Dead >Daelin
Dead
>Meanwhile you have the Horde
Literally all Horde heroes from Warcraft 2 are dead and/or made villains to kill.
Meanwhile Turalyon, Alleria, Danath, Kurdran and Khadgar are all alive and kicking.
For all intents and purposes they were all dead in vanilla, the only important Horde character that died in WC3 that I can think of is Grom, maybe Gul'Dan if you're being extremely generous.
All jokes and memes aside, why are HordeBlack folk so fricking cringe? They pretend to be into pvp, but really they just gank and run away. They don't even try to keep up the pretense that they're fishing for some real world pvp, they just bolt as soon as max level reinforcements arrive. It's behavior constant across all versions of the game, retail, every phase of classic, SoD, private servers.
Alliance if you are a functioning adult
Horde if you never grew out of your teen years
>bro im le epic zased paladin of the light!!!!!!! deus fvcking vult!!!!!!!!!!
you are not you are a 33 year old man with manboobs and no future. die by firing squad.
Case in point
Literally proving his point.
No, but I am not a noshoes Black person either. Ordered, structured civilization is superior, every time.
The only alliance city with any semblance of structure is Ironforge. Yet alliance are moronic and hang out in stormwind anyways
That's where all the relevant stuff was put in Cata, people go wherever the expansion wants them to
>20 years later and they're still as obnoxious and cringe as ever
fpbp
Mudhut noshoes can't deal with being failures irl so they flock to the faction thats overwhelmingly favored by the devs.
Imagine liking a faction lead by a child
Imagine playing wow past classic
Imagine playing horde with sylvanas as warchief
The whole lore becomes a bad joke really fast.
horde is reddit, therefore we are alliance
Horde if you played it as a teenager
None now, you shouldn't be playing it anymore
>horde has better racials
>because of better racials, there are more people
>more people > more fun and quality raids
If you're playing Alliance, you're mentally ill.
wouldn't alliance have more people anyways just due to visual design?
Actually it looks more like this, because of one-sided servers.
But Horde (or Alliance in Vanilla/SoD) has slightly more people due to racials being OP.
>pvp servers are great! i love world pvp!
>every pvp server is 99% one faction except for the single russian server
lol
i played on firemaw on classic launch
it was around 50/50 same as gehennas up until tbc
then horde from firemaw decided to move to gehennas and ally from gehennas moved to firemaw
classic is the only relevant wow pvp mode, after classic wow every expantion is just raidlogging simulator so the factions dont matter because nobody pvps outside of instanced pvp thats cross server anyways
thats why i quit the day tbc was released because i knew this will happen
Have you seen the classic streamer duels on hardcore ?
Everything is
>goblin rocket helm stun for 60 sec
>sap
>gouge
>sheep
>reset
>bandage/food
>reset
>stun/disable
>reset
I mean it has an appeal, but wow PvP is in general disgusting. How can a 30-60 second pvp disable even be a thing ?
duels are irrelevant and boring
classic wow duels are just rock paper scissors with extra steps
world pvp/world building is what classic wow excelled at
I like the long CCs that break on damage tbh
provides the characters with a strong defensive option
buffs certain damage that doesn't leave dots
puts pressure on groups to coordinate and don't break them
also rocket helm is about 15-20 seconds, sheep heals the target and sap is not usable in combat.
Racials were the biggest mistake of WoW.
Because of this all the PvP kiddies and Min-Maxers roll Horde, leading to unavoidable faction imbalances.
It was Blizzard's obstinance. PVP should have been separated from the game
PvE servers exist.
I am okay with some open world PvP as long as it isn't just completely broken.
But it is utterly broken.
Partly because of racials, partly because of class favoritism, and partly because WoW doesn't punish ganking.
Neither.
Basically this. The idea of different races having different flavors is true to fantasy as a genre but really sucks in a cooldown-based game like this.
At the same time Night Elves are absolutely hated by horde, or at least were when I played.
in my experience from vanilla and a fair bit later when trinkets didnt share cd with human racial and/or wanted to use two dps trinkets
all the pvp fotm nerds rolled human
Black person what the frick are you on about, humans in vanilla had Perception, Every man for himself was added much later.
PvP tryhards rolled Undead for the Will of the Forsaken, unlimited breath and cannibalize.
the only season where pvp matters is in vanilla
no wotlk is somewhat balanced with ally pvp racials horde pve as well
I used to be different when Every Man For Himself was the best pvp racial.
Also human milfs used to be the hottest model.
Every man for himself is the by far the most broken racial ever in PvP.
At the end of Woltk humans run around with a passive 15% armor pen and a 2000 AP proc. EMFH is legit so absurdly busted, it only gets better with each Season/Patch.
I can't say how the current ladder on retail looks like, but on P-Server the Top 50 teams were legit 48-49 double humans in Woltk.
Will of the Forsaken is a joke anyway after TBC, because it shares a CD with your Insignia after Woltk.
I also think Hardiness is even better than Wotf ever was, Will is only hated because Rogues shit on Priest/Warlocks that much harder.
In general, I don't understand the whining about the racials.
Alliance has many class combinations that have better Racial than their Horde counterpart.
Hardiness is legit the only broken Horde racial, since it is RNG with a giant %. Meanwhile Will of the Forsaken is legit a meme after TBC.
People moved to the horde to be homosexual elves. Racials were just a bonus
I was Alliance then switched to Horde for Blood Elves and came back to Alliance when we got Void Elves.
Frick the Horde.
They are the faction of edgy teenagers and gankers.
Ravenclaw!!
generic human male warrior
with a tauren wife
Alliance has all the cool races. Horde races suck.
Don't fall for the whorde meme. We are all allianceCHADS.
Alliance, Human, Warrior.
I played Horde in my early years because my friends who started at Vanilla launch played Horde.
When Classic dropped I switched to Alliance because of Paladins.
I liked it and the people way more so I switched permanently to Alliance.
In my experience, Alliance is by far more populated by well adjusted people.
I like trolls and tauren and goblins
horde
Alliance because they finally added beast races.
they added white people?
you're trying way too had
Alliance if you can stomach passive, cowardly players who won't help you when Horde gank you and like to spend their free time whining and crying about everything. The Alliance fanbase is outspokenly butthurt 24/7.
>spent most of my time ganking and hunting horde in Classic
Retail players are like that because of Blizz's mass incompetence by letting a game with 2 opposed factions become so insanely imbalanced in population.
It's not a Retail thing. It was a problem in Classic. It was like that in Vanilla, too. Passive Alliance players who run away or just stand there and wait to be killed rather than fight. It was bizarre watching history repeat.
>Passive Alliance players who run away or just stand there and wait to be killed rather than fight.
Because I know that I am going to lose the fight.
I don't have PvP gear, don't have bullshit engineering items and am skilled for PvE content.
A Forsaken rogue can kill me in 2 seconds flat if they get a backstab crit.
I can't even get a Fear cast off.
And even if I do they just use their racial to nullify it.
The thing is that the Horde's style naturally causes people who take pleasure for causing other people to suffer especially the undead, orc, and male tauren warrior populations.
The alliance is more for people who like to go around thinking of themselves as "the Good guys" who aren't so keen on fighting and so don't partake as often.
The Horde suffers from being the cool factions for teens and 20 somethings in 2004 who unless they haven;t changed at all since then have likely developed something akin to trolls remorse. Add in the Noble savage and "we are oppressed" aspects and you get a faction that struggles between what the Devs want(Fill lib), what the Garrosh type Fans want(Red Pill), and want the Sylvanis type fans want (People who never grew out of their hot topic phase and smash the state types).
If the was really cool they would do drugs because drugs make you cool.
>The Horde suffers from being the cool factions for teens and 20 somethings in 2004
What I'm about to say will undoubtedly cause an intense reaction of seethe, but the Horde has always been the heavy metal and testosterone faction. It naturally attracts the type of people who think big boobs, explosions, and hamburgers are coolest things in life.
Yes and the issue is that when your a teen or 20 something in 2004 you grow up to either stop playing(60%) or you start being the kind of guy who buys funko pops(30%) or rarely stay the same(10%).
And for not the alliance is like 70% funko pop guys and 20% children and 10% Deus Vult Guys
Yeah for about 2 years until tbc launched and castrated it
I'll draw an even bigger amount of seething by stating the alliance has always been the Traditional heroic fantasy faction. It attracts people who think Tolkein, Knights & rescuing princesses are the coolest things in life.
tendies?
it all makes sense
Literally nobody is bothered or upset by this, though.
>It attracts people who think Tolkein, Knights & rescuing princesses are the coolest things in life.
Are you saying they aren't????
>blood elves are freaking epic
cant believe this shit lmao
the men were interesting enough, too bad like every failed fantasy race they come shackled with w*men
>Playing the faction where you slaughter Orcs is not the metal faction
kek
>seethe spotted
>alternate timeline
>lvl 80 rogue fully decked in full glad gear descends on a newbie in STV
>suddenly 10 alliance rogues appear out of nowhere
>kill the guy and spawn camp him
>use trackers and spy alts to find out when he logs in to send killsquads of 10 people to hunt every where
>find out his real name and address
>order 10000 empty pizza boxes and dildos every day for a month
>dude drowns in garbage
>the next month the undead rogue complains "wpvp is so gay, Alliance can only do this exorbitant extreme shit while I'm just trying to gank low level newbies"
wpvp will always be gay
Alliance cares about the RP.
Horde just cares about numbers and kills.
horde are degenerate sweaty tryhards, alliance are morons. I prefer alliance it is more chill. I feel like a lot of horde players are doing this weird pseudo-roleplay where they lean into being a jackass like undead players just go around making everyone's day worse
Horde is for the rural conservative chad, while alliance is for the city homosexual liberal
You got that backwards
screw your head on right and realize you both are both correct and wrong
For the Horde! OwO
Limsa Lominsa.
Til Sea Swallows All.
I like Alliance zones way better, so them.
>Comfy Elwynn forest, Dun Morogh, the exotic draenei buildings, the night elf tree houses, victorian cities.
>Meanwhile fricking dorito land or permagrey forest, and even the blood elf forest which feels like it should be comfy is instead just wierdly creepy and unnatural.
Mulgore is nice though, the tauren have a nice thing going on.
But really it's this.
Vanilla alliance leveling is the peak WoW experience
I like horde cities and towns. I like some horde races like goblins, blood elves, maybe trolls. Maybe. Mounts look cool as well.
Alliance meanwhile has tall human, human, short human, very short human. Their only saving grace are the female draeneis.
i hate stormwind and i'm tired of pretending that i don't
played both, alliance guilds always want to ask way too many personal details about you, giving off culty vibes
horde guilds don't care they just raid or pvp
doesn't help that alliance storylines are always boring carebear plots with zero internal struggle or conflict of interest
>"Although the city was strategically placed next to a flowing river, and the vastness of the great sea, proper sewage systems remain a lingering issue for the residents of Durotar.
>"the lack of toilets or any Waste management leaves everything to bake inthe open air oven, under the great heat of the desert."
>Although efforts were made to burrow through the Ragefire Chasm, a Level 16 Demon left the majority of the horde shitting in piles, and leaving lowly Orc Peons to carry any waste to the nearby Senjin isles."
>The Mud Huts of Orgrimmar do little to protect from the smell of the city. As a proud defender of Durotar, it is your duty to add to this growing stench."
Literally pajeets, what fid blizzard mean by that?
NO SHOES
>no mention of Waka...Zandalar
>with Rastakhan and his actual "WE WUZ KANGS" speech
Trolls and Elves are related, Trolls get a pass. Tauren are friends.
It's the Orcs that are unsalvageable.
you now it really does suck that the Tauren were indebted to the Orcs because I feel like Tauren as so chill they'd fit right in with the elves being all nature humpy.
If more than 2 factions were allowed they could have been in one together, since the Night Elves don't fit that well with the Alliance either.
The two factions are moronic yeah.
Undead in the Horde don't make any sense either.
This is basically the Cenarion Circle.
Alliance for me, it just has the better races
>Alliance: limp dick bleeding hearts that won't end the war because revenge is... le bad because... it just is okay???
>Horde: evil morons that ally with the worst people and make bad decisions on purpose
There is no winning here.
both are moronic, I play whatever race I like
>Alliance: justice, law, good, light, civilization
>Horde: chaos, evil, dark, savagery
This is how it's been before they started to "subvert and grey" things, so like orcs are now the "noble savages", not frothing murdering morons like they were before.
But you can clearly see why one faction attracts misunderstood dudes on the verge of becoming school shooters and one attracts more chill and evened out people.
>and one attracts more chill and evened out people.
yep, nothing says chill and well-adjusted like spamming forums for years about one faction being just like your IRL boogeyman
horde ofc because im not a homosexual troon
Why are you so obsessed with transsexuals?
its not my fault you tried to normalize your abnormality
thanks for proving my point
Alliance if you're a useless /misc/gay-lite moron who talks shit but can't take the heat
Horde if you're a tasteful patrician
>also horde any time ever: WE'RE THE UNDERDOGS!
alliancegay projecting again
>you're welcome, alliance
I would be offended if I played wow.
>europistani posting hours
>alliancegays crawl out of the woodwork
lol
>as opposed to amerimutt Black person worship
heh
but Ahmed, alliance players aren't white either
> American
> Telling anyone who is white and who isnt
Heh
>european
>claiming anyone else is brown
lol
I'm gonna say it. Blood elves were a mistake. Blood elves could have negative racials and they would still be the most populous player race.
Alliance for Worgen. Horde for Tauren.
>be europistani alliancegay
>keep making the same thread every day at the same exact time with the same exact shitposts
>get btfo every single time
>return to /misc/ to lick your wounds
>repeat the next day
All that's missing itt is the resident europistani night elf fanatic
Take your meds.
>the alliancegay shits himself as he strikes you
No, seriously.
Take your meds and go to bed.
You have school tomorrow.
turn warmode on lmao
I don't play retail.
I've heard they replaced pictures of women with fruit?
I guess only fruits play retail these days.
>I don't play the game I shitpost about
lol
Nobody specified retail. Are you stupid?
so you play the worse version of the game? or do you pull of a garithosgay and not caring about Warcraft at all?
Are you going to show me where someone specified retail or are you admitting you were wrong?
show me where anyone specified classic
that's fine. not gonna kinkshame a guy for being a masochist and a shiteater.
>show me where anyone specified classic
Nobody said anyone specific classic. You however, implied someone specified retail.
I did not imply such a thing. I implied you don't play WoW at all.
You mentioned war mode which is a retail feature you stupid fricking moron
>not gonna kinkshame a guy for being a masochist and a shiteater
If only you understood how ironic this is, coming from a retailgay.
you literally cannot pinpoint why retail's gameplay is bad except "muh lore" and "muh writing", which even dedicated retailgays wholeheartedly agree with
I prefer to spend my time enjoying the game instead of wasting my time. If I wanted for everything to take hours I'd play EVE, which at least is better than Classic.
If I said "Turn PvP on" would you not have thrown a shitfit, princess?
>corner retailhordesissy
Honestly, I'm having a laugh.
>alliancegay brings out the buzzwords when faced with a non-shitpost
lol
Yes, guy, I'm Anonymous, the same one you were talking to up until now, for I am one person.
that doesn't make any sense, you are just typing words now
No, you are just dumb.
I'm not the person you were replying to
My apology, you sound just as dumb as the moron before.
you sound really tense. calm down.
>you sound really tense
That was you and your likes think? Rhetorical question btw, ofc you do.
But no, it's just funny to see the coping and seething of hordeBlack folk trying to dodge their sad reality by swapping between "mmm rape is good zug zug am I right hordebros" and "actually I'm very white and you're a brown cuck" type of arguments in every single thread like this.
I care about Warcraft.
Which is why I don't play nu-WoW.
I play WoW Classic.
Currently a human warlock in SoD.
And I've played up until BfA before I quit the retail slop-fest.
Alliance is for brown skinned people who wish they were white.
since Elwyn is my favorite starting and overall my favorite zone alongside with duskwood, i'd say alliance
I miss those slave auctions
Qrd?
went horde because the only irl person i knew that played was. never touched alliance back then or my stint in classic
Used to play alliance on warmane lordaeron
If you didn't play during peak hours, it was quite miserable
>varian killed all the time
>wg never belongs to the alliance
>ganked in groups while leveling 68-80 consistently
I'm glad I had some great guildmates otherwise I would've never bothered to finish leveling
Pservers are always like this.
I wonder what owuld the situation be if world pvp was free for all so all the hordeBlack folk could attack each other.
Just post femworgs and femtaurs for god's sake you fricking idiots
Ill most manworgs and mantaurs instead. Frick you anon.
Alliance is the only choice if you're redpilled.
Horde is for larping zoyboy numales acting out their BBC fantasy.
>/pol/gay is obsessed with things that may allude to black men penises
many such cases
Horde players are the ones commissioning all the cuck porn with orcs posing as Black folk, that's a simple fact.
>alliancegays projecting again
Egyptbros? Your response?
Is that Egypt in the black?
>0
what the hell is egypt and vietnam's problem?
also what the frick indonesiabros?
>t. flip
Ive tried on multiple servers on multiple versions of wow to play horde, but they're overwhelming competent but anti social, anti team work and incapable of helping each other. So generally they do well on average, but its a shit experience if you want to actually play an mmo.
SoD is a fricking disaster for horde. Only 40% of the players went horde and they're getting slaughtered in PvP events.
I pitty you poor gays who never got to experience a somewhat balanced population on a pvp server.
Shit was amazing. You fought your enemies in game and then you fought them 2x as hard on the realm forums.
Alliance is the relatively sane west
Horde is hypocritical dindu nuthin Russia and middle-east
trying too hard now
Horde will keep starting moronic new wars until they're dismantled, cope
SLAVA ROSSIYA
>That was you and your likes think? Rhetorical question btw, ofc you do.
>But no, it's just funny to see the coping and seething of hordeBlack folk trying to dodge their sad reality by swapping between "mmm rape is good zug zug am I right hordebros" and "actually I'm very white and you're a brown cuck" type of arguments in every single thread like this.
>Horde will keep starting moronic new wars until they're dismantled, cope
Horde are complete Black folk at every opportunity.
They never gank unless they outnumber you, outlevel you or you are almost dead. They lose handily in any organized pvp and as such will try to "win" in any way they can
>a rag tag group of horde players lose to premades
no fricking way...what a bunch of Black folk
heil garithos! no mom, I'm not coming to grandma's funeral! your israelite god is not real!
Literally 5 seconds ago my lvl 20 was ganked by 2 max level rogues and a druid, when 2 other allies turned up they fled and died. There's a certain type of person who picks the beast race.
and I only ever remember getting ganked by alliance when they had higher levels/superior numbers/thought I was AFK. blah blah anecdotal evidence and different server communities, quit being a silly homosexual.
>bro that shit wasn't our fault now get the frick out of ashenvale that forest is OURS now
I don't care I just hit buttons when making my characters until they randomize well enough for me. It doesn't matter.
Oh. The alliance's emblem is a lion's head. Took me 5 minutes to get it. At first glance I thought it was a headless woman bust engraved in a shield.
>I thought it was a headless woman bust engraved in a shield.
I mean I guess it kinda looks like that?
I hope you guys don’t play this troony game still
I played Alliance back in the TBC days, haven't really played WoW since.
the characters who went neutral quest givers and said frick this to the faction drama are the true chads
Given how fricking cringe Ganker is, definitely Alliance.
/v/edditors need to pick horde, because its the factions for teenage edgelords who are shit at the game.
>love cows
>play cow people
simple as
>boy howdy! maybe I should try wow SOD
>leveling is a slog
>no friends
>have to pay a monthly fee for a 20 year old game
eeeeh
>SOD
It feels like they took the worst of vanilla and retail and put it together.
Apparently people love it, but I can't imagine myself playing that, feels like a giant waste of time only people on disability pay can afford to play.
>people unironically parsing Blackfathom Deeps
yeah it ain't for me. shit stinks of retail
Blackfathom Deeps is great. SoD is shit, however
It's just Vanilla but everyone has 1 or 2 more busted nukes
the big deal is that they are actually making classic plus
and it's classic fresh also
twinking level 25 is fun but it does however have much worse classes and balance than the original game and of course less content, still people aren't gonna play era that's rotten by like 5 years now.
>classic+
and it's just as bad as everyone expected, I have no idea why anyone thought it would be good when the retail devs would be making it
Both are mostly homosexual elves now anyway
Both
I like alliance zones and cities better. Stormwind, ironforge, darnassus
>darnassus
Rip
>Teldrassil: Completely destroyed
>Darkshore: Almost completely destroyed
>Ashenvale: Completely conquered and destroyed by Horde
>Felwood: Overrun by demons
>Moonglade: More like Moo Glade at this point
>Hyjal: Almost totally burnt down by Ragnaros
>Tyrande: Made into a joke
>Elune: Made into even a bigger joke
Why do they hate Night Elves so much?
Jews hate beauty.
Most importantly
>model update turns them from sexy fit babes into man-jawed troons
I like how Blizzard explicitly went out of their way to state that the Night Elf genocide was so severe that they canonically cannot repopulate, so they're just going to die out
There was one cool Night Elf and he's stuck in the middle of space for the rest of eternity
Reminds me of that time I read a Warhammer x Warcraft fanfiction but it went autistically deep into how the armies of Warcraft would fit into a Warhammer army list, how the magic system differs in rules, how WoW adventurers fit in and whatnot
Then a few more pages in there there was an entire article on how the author sees the "scaling of azeroth," how populated their towns are and how often they breed based on IRL numbers and how they would replenish after a significant battle
It was incredibly mesmerising to me how much autism he put into a background for his crossover fic where fantasy stereotype armies fight in a method neither setting utilized at all
Good lord that the horde destroyed darkshore, fricking shit ass looking place
Pretty sure there are more night elf themed zones than any other race. So makes sense they constantly are up for destruction.
>women society
>men sleep for gorillions of years
Why are they losing guys ?!?!
They were doing pretty well for like 12,000 years.
>doing so well they summoned demons and buried their first empire
>got raped so hard, they needed orcs and humans to repel the second wave of demons
>druids barely managed to wake up on time
>muh emerald junkie dream
uh-huh
>needed orcs and humans to repel the second wave of demons
The Demons were there because of the Orcs and Humans in the first place. And Medivh.
which one has the fluffiest furry b***hes i know jack shit about wow of warcraft
I played a troll
what the frick is this
>what the frick is this
Indeed what the frick is this?
they're a throuple now
Isn't she meant to be the leader of the fricking Sentinels, why is she acting like a schoolgirl
That's Shandris. She's their adopted daughter. She was introduced in the same Warcraft 3 mission as Tyrande.
Alliance my first character was a night elf druid and I greatly prefer places like Stormwind and Ironforge to Orgrimmar.
Horde cause Garrosh was based. He will forever be my Warchief.
>Has a chance for redemption or to be revived later
>Says frick that, calls everyone moron pussy losers and lets them know he would do it all over again and then deletes himself from the franchise
My Warchief.
Both.
High T
>Horde
Low T
>Alliance
>edgy loner
Horde
>groupie
Alliance
>poor
Horde
>rich
Alliance
>strong menacing character
Horde
>mr nice guy
Alliance
>high T
>horde
Lmao they're all gay elves
classic horde had no elves
Horde are terrorists
one manabomb wasn't enough
I play Alliance because it's exclusively white and white culture. Horde are just edgy degenerates who still live in mud huts.
brown hands typed these posts
For me, its humans
I played vanilla and burning crusade on both sides and from what I remember horde players back then were by far the most obnoxious proto redditors.
alliance players were always divas and b***hes
is it any wonder they turn troony?
Never played WoW but based on WC3, the Horde. Thrall and Cairne were the best "heroic" characters in the game.
>played warcraft
>never played world of warcraft
what the heck
The Alliance didn't really have many interesting established characters that still lived.
>Muradin
Dead
>Antonidas
Dead
>Arthas
Arthas
>Uther
Dead
>Daelin
Dead
Meanwhile you have the Horde
>Meanwhile you have the Horde
Literally all Horde heroes from Warcraft 2 are dead and/or made villains to kill.
Meanwhile Turalyon, Alleria, Danath, Kurdran and Khadgar are all alive and kicking.
For all intents and purposes they were all dead in vanilla, the only important Horde character that died in WC3 that I can think of is Grom, maybe Gul'Dan if you're being extremely generous.
The Skull of Gul'Dan disagrees with you.
Alliance.
All jokes and memes aside, why are HordeBlack folk so fricking cringe? They pretend to be into pvp, but really they just gank and run away. They don't even try to keep up the pretense that they're fishing for some real world pvp, they just bolt as soon as max level reinforcements arrive. It's behavior constant across all versions of the game, retail, every phase of classic, SoD, private servers.
Horde has sexy Tauren babes, I choose them
>twitter food analogy
hordebros are we the Black person faction after all?
Horde cause of the superior goblin girls Alliance if your just some larping chud.
Horde is reddit as frick.