So, the noita threads were shills right ? Now that they're gone is it actually worth it?

So, the noita threads were shills right ? Now that they're gone is it actually worth it?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    noita shill here, it's fricking great and you should buy it for every friend if they have it wishlisted, homosexual

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why are Indians always so fat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lower IQ = lower impulse control
      Delayed gratification and high IQ go hand in hand.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Lower IQ
        Bot of a generic stereotype don't you think.
        Historically indians have had high levels of intellect and at one point (long time ago) was the seat of human intelligence in the world.
        Indians have high tier intelligence and are in high tier fields like maths, physics, science etc
        There is even a young indian who is a GM in chess right now at like 12yo iirc
        Of course that doesn't mean every pajeet is a genius but stereotyping isn't correct.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you know how many monkeys in typewriters there are in india? if you think a large enough number of indians are intelligent enough to make the stereotype any less useful than any other accurate generalization, then you must be in the parts of tech industry that commoners never access, because that industry loves cheap labor, and they only hire people intelligent enough to know how to turn on and off a computer.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There's definitely the potential there, it's just that there are 2 billion uneducated street-shitting peasants over there as well so that tends to stifle things.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those women aren't fat, they're stocky and BVILT for my BWC.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it's incredibly good, but it will frustrate you endlessly.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fun for like an hour or two. The game becomes incredibly boring after that. There is no incentive to get to the bottom.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What are you on about? The fun only starts when get lower down and get some good wands and fun spells and once you hit the point that your wand melts everything getting to the bottom is a breeze

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's very good if you like experimenting with game mechanics. Try to at least give it an honest try before you inevitably break down and install edit wands anywhere.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >is it actually worth it?
    I feel like the whole "roguelike" aspect ruins a lot of the fun in Noita. You can have all these whacky wands and combinations but if you die to bullshit you just lose everything including your progress and the first ~1 hours of the game is never fun.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no, the threads weren't shills, yes, the game is worth it.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    super fun game but really frustrating

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pirate it if your bored, game goes to shit after a certain point.
    instead of fleshing out the main dungeon the devs added a million secrets over a HUGE area with no rewards.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just pirate it, if you have good taste you'll buy it within 2 hours.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >So, the noita threads were shills right ?
    Seems that way.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Bhabhi thread?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good morning, sirs!
    I am redy to put my lulla into a butifel bhabhi

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay, but it's really boring to start off once you've tasted the power that the wands in the lower levels could give you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is true, I once had shock immunity, infinite breathe and a lightning wand which filled the whole screen with water constantly. It's such a simple combination but I was a moving ball of unimaginable death and obliterated everything until I died to a trap which I'd never seen before. Going from that to the starting wand and getting some awkward rng is definitely the low point. It's alright when you're fast at the starting zones and get going quickly, but it's a rough journey.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does poojets superpoower yet?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it's a very good game and the wand building mechanics are very cool, it might be frustrating for you though because the learning curve is steep. There are a lot of mods and some give extra lives, I'd consider them if the frustration makes you want to quit but that undermines the experience a bit so try to git gud first.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell how fricking good noita is simply by the fact that you got like 10 honest responses before your bait image attracted the rest of Ganker.

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