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Personally this theme is quite literally every single j-rock/modern shonen anime intro ever so it sucks, but the artstyle is pretty decent.

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm both enthusiastic and salty about this game.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is a Sonic X era game released in 2023.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Find it dunny that Cream looks like she'll have something to do with the plot because she's always with the goat god

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well from what I gathered, we're likely entering Cream's dreams.
      They'd probably also do that because it rhymes.
      I say this because she's given the focus at first but everyone but her is shown taking action. So it makes sense. Maybe the sheep thing is her relative or some kind of new mcguffin race they're introducing.
      I wonder if this game will be canon.

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It looks like it will be good by mobile game standards. Expecting it to be good by console game standards is just silly. For reference Diablo Immortal was good by the mobile game standards, the other games in the genre that are mobile exclusive are so dogshit it's probably the absolute best in the genre by mobile game standards.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I must know more about her.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's with the rayman body

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      She takes her clothes off when you get a good draw on the gacha.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        If her wrists are anything to go by she doesn't have anything under there.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      everytime i look at her all i can think of is grusha from pokemon sv

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy fricking shit. I want to bang Cream so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I see her cute bunny ears I get a massive erection. I've played literally every game there is of her in the series and every sprite and model there is of her in the games. My dreams are nothing but constant fricking with Cream. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted in Cream's cute and funny bunny womb.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      did you play the cream mod for sa1?

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All the weirdos crying this is only on iphone, newsflash, if you don't have an iphone you must certainly have never gotten laid in your life or your like a 40 year old boomer, there's no inbetween

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have an iphone because I'm not a tech illiterate moron

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >game
    >made specifically for apple arcade
    >cant play anywhere else
    mfw

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's gay that Amy looks like just a reskin of Sonic, I fricking hate this trend. It also looks like Knuckles and Rouge can only climb certain walls. What the frick?
    The levels are mostly floating boxes and railways with some halfpipes or quarterpipes here and there. Looks pretty lame.
    The opening animation is cool though, Tyson Hesse and his team have loads of talent. And it's nice to see Cream again.
    But it feels weird to call it "Dream Team" and not have Blaze prominently featured, since she's basically the prime "Dream Friend" of the Sonic cast. The whole "dream world" thing could transcend dimensional barriers, so it would have been a nice excuse to just let her hang out with her friends. But I feel like she wasn't considered because Hardlight are big Sonic 06 apologists who think Blaze shouldn't be Sonic's friend, just Silver's. Or maybe Sega's saving her for a bigger game?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      No Blaze is also weird if it's Cream's dream world, since Cream thinks of Blaze as her best friend.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think someone at Hardlight would think "Cream is stuck in her dream world and calling her friends to her" would be a nice excuse to bring in Blaze again, but apparently not.

        >Unnamed
        Isn't this that Sonic Advanced fan game? It has levels now?

        Yeah, it's the Advance 3 3D one. Pretty sure that's just a test level.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sonic and Blaze are both Cream's idols, pretty much. A big sad they don't use this story as an opportunity for Sonic and Blaze to team up just for Cream's sake.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          One of the recent comics did that.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Unnamed
      Isn't this that Sonic Advanced fan game? It has levels now?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    was there ever a sonic tcg? I faintly remember opening one as a kid but it might have been a weird dream or something

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a Sonic card game but never a full TCG.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cream
    Benis status: erected

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >webm
      what is that? I thought sonic games were BAD

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        This was pre-shadow so Sonic games were at least decent. The Advance games are notoriously divisive because of the level designs. Personally I never liked the levels in them, but the sprites are fricking peak aesthetic. Wish they brought that shit back.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >erected
      What's erected?

  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's going to be shovelware

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cream is the peak female form

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the only Cream fan that isn't a e-girl coomer. Her arc in Sonic Battle was so good.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still not convinced.
    Still not falling for it.
    Do NOT reply to me when Dream Team ends up being yet another 6/10 but the fans rave about it for the first month because most fans expectations of Sonic these days are "j-just don't be a dumpster fire please..."

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was actually really good.

  18. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    bump

  19. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just another shitty runner game, do you seriously expect a mobile game by sega to be better than the garbage that was Sonic Superstars?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black person do you even know what a runner game is?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not when Apple throws the bag at Sega, there's a reason this shit is exclusive for Apple Arcade, they didn't pay them to make a cheap runner mobile game.

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