SONIC 3

2024 it's finally happening lads
It's time to LIVE AND LEARN!

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >2024
    source?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >source

      Shadow's quilly dick

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That isn’t a source of anything, in fact, shadow is canonically infertile and homosexual…and yes, he receives.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/SonicMovie/status/1556795919688798208

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >No Metal Sonic
        Yawn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          That Black person already had an OVA movie give me Biolizard you frick.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I still don't understand why that or Shadow would ever be considered the "Ultimate Life Form"

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Just look at 'em
              They're peak male performance

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              CONTEXT CONTEXT CONTEXT MOTHERFRICKER
              In the Sonic Universe, the ancient Echidna tribe and the murals they left behind has major lasting cultural impact, INCLUDING the murals of Perfect Chaos and Super Sonic, which Gerald used as a basis for the Biolizard and Shadow respectively.
              Y’know how Hitler got the idea of the “Ubermensch” from old Nordic folklore and books he read as a kid? It’s like that.
              Yes I AM comparing Shadow to Eugenics, what of it?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because that’s what they were created to be, obviously shadow and the bio lizard aren’t the ultimate lifeforms because they fricking die in the end while sonic survives so he’s the ultimate lifeform, shadow even admits it if you take a long time on the final boss.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I get the joke that Sonic was the real ultimate lifeform but I don't understand how only having powers in the vicinity of a glowing rock makes you the ultimate anything.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't understand how only having powers in the vicinity of a glowing rock makes you the ultimate anything.
                It’s his ability to harness the power of the emeralds that makes him the ultimate lifeform.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because they wanted a goku and vegeta type story in their game. Vegeta shows up out of nowhere and is full of himself. He poses a threat and is basically a cooler goku, eventually he finds out goku has way more power and potential. Sonic has a lot of similarities to dragon ball.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >No Metal Sonic
            Yawn

            my theory is metal (in metal overlord) will be the final big bad

            movie will be team sonic vs stone /w shadow and eggman working from the shadows with metal sonic (keeps jim carrey involvement low so its not a massive project for him)

            i would expect robotnik being alive to be the end of act 2 twist, comes in with metal, shadow turns good, live and learn

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >metal gay still upset
          bland as frick
          You WILL get Super Sonic and Shadow Live and Learn and you WILL like it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Sonic 3 should be about Amy and Metal Sonic
          Shadow should be a spin off

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Metal JOBnic
          Go back

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            At least the (original) comic Metal kicked Sonics ass before he jobbed to death.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If jim doesn't appear who will replace eggman?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone who actually looks and acts like Eggman i hope

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Only thing wrong with Carrey was he wasn't a lardass. And even then Eggman has frickweird proportions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone who actually looks and acts like Eggman i hope

      They won't have Robitnik which is why his death in 2 was ambiguous.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can you feel life moving through your mind

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OOOOOO LOOKS LIKE IT CAME BACK FOR MOOOOORE

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        YEAH YEAH YEAH!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          CAN YOU FEEEEEL TIME
          TANGLE YOU UP INSIDE

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shadow is a cold war project designed by gerald robotnik to be used against the soviet union. He is inspired by the ancient murals(same as SA2). However, robotnik sells out the project to the soviet union, which in turn develop a metallic version of project shadow (metal sonic, who will be red in color and with soviet symbolism). The movie will be a three way between sonic, shadow and metal sonic, until sonic and shadow team up to defeat a powered up metal sonic.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Metal Sonic will look like Eggman’s drones in terms of color scheme/aesthetic, and will job HARD to Shadow in the first act.
      Post credits will set up Metal’s revenge in Heroes adaptation

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unless Jim comes back I won't really care. Was fun to see him go ham again.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 3 came out in 1994.
    No I don't care about Hollywood shit.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking hell SA games were good.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stars don't twinkle

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Please just gimme SA2 in movie form
    Please Kami-sama

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why December though???

    They should release it during the summer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the Star Wars/Marvel marketing mentality.
      Big epic event movies HAVE to be around Christmas time. Make those tickets the perfect gift for lil Bobby

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They’ve been a thing since Avatar.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This could be a coincidence, but December 20th is the date Sonic Adventure 2: Battle released on the Gamecube (in Japan at least, which was the first release).

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's a coincidence. Both SA2 and Heroes released in December

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      November-December was initially the target date for the franchise i think. The first one was going for a November date before the redesign pushed it to february, it also ends with Eggman proclaiming that "he'll be back for Christmas".
      Also, i think it's a pretty bold choice, considering it's going against a blockbuster.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >considering it's going against a blockbuster.
        Eh? Which one?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Avatar 3.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >checks wikipedia
            Wtf they announced the dates for like 4 movies at once? Okay that's not going to go according to plan, at least one of those movies will be hit by some delay or something. Very bold of them to just announce those dates. I don't know if I'm even going to watch them. I did enjoy the first Avatar movie, it was nice, but I never once felt like I'd really like a sequel.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    basically 2025 tho

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Perfect Gerald Robotnik casting

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sonic 3 will be about Sonic and friends traveling to Cwcville and battling Shadow and his new ally Blake.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Post music you really, really, really want to hear in the upcoming movie, either as subtle musical references or maybe as a full-blown orchestral rearrangement. Hard Mode: No Live & Learn since everyone will want that. For me it's:

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Paramount hates anything not current zoomer trend music. No Crush 40.

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