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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Jun Senoue

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh my god why are they still letting him do bits.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just what everyone wanted after Mania. Boring ass Genesis songs.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why haven't they let Michael Jackson do the songs yet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The AI composer isn't ready

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another thread of misinformation about the OST

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget the two other songs that came from the same source as the OP one that everyone seems to just be consciously ignoring

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        these are shitty too

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds like shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        neither of these hold a candle to anything from mania even if they aren't geneshit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          They don't hold a candle to anything from CD or Mania either. Or 1, 2 and 3.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            hell i don't even think they hold a candle to 4

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon you forgot that these sound like shit too
        Is Tee Lopes not working on this games' OST?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not him, but he said he's working on it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            are they going to force him to use the shitty sonic 4 sound font tho?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            mmm yes saw it coming as it was quite teelopsey

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        these are even worse than the genesis one
        go frick yourself

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Bridge Island Zone theme is an early version/demo. We had a brief clip of it in a SEGA Korea tweet.

        I like it. The OP Mega Drive-esque track is definitely a step up from Senuoe's prior works, it seems to be using actual Mega Drive patches. Nothing too special, though.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not that bad

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Meh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not our fault sega keeps using shitty music to promote the game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget the two other songs that came from the same source as the OP one that everyone seems to just be consciously ignoring

      >the OST is an inconsistent mix of jun making his typical sonic 4 genesis trash and tee lopes making bland, half-assed shlock

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Autism

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is with Jun Senoue and that horrid genesis drum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's been doing it since sonic 4. Funny thing is I barely remember it being used in any of the actual genesis games.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    genesis style track do kinda slap tho

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What’s with developers almost giving people what they want then shitting the bed at the last minute

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to youtube
    >look at first comment
    >it's a sonic fan sperging out with a full 200 word essay
    Sonic is beyond saving.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it a 5 second loop playing over and over?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    genesis music is so much better than super nintendo music

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That really depends on the programmer's skills and the kind of music you're trying to do. The annoying thing about the Genesis was the glut of lazy western devs who just used GEMS with the default settings.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tragedy struck earlier this morning as motorcycle enthusiast and self-proclaimed ultimate life form Shadow the Hedgehog passed away unexpectedly due to complications during childbirth.

    “This is such a shock, I was just talking to him last week,” said the Brave Little Toaster, one of Shadow’s several polyamorous life partners. “We were talking about how on our next date night I wanted him to lick out crumbs from inside of my slots while our other lover Winston [of the Blizzard series Overwatch] jerk offs into an empty jar of peanut butter. Just like old times, you know? I was hoping that after the baby things would be more normal and we’d be able to finally do that. Crazy to think I’ll never feel his warm tongue inside me again. You’re never really prepared for a moment of loss like this.”

    Shadow leaves behind fifteen children from prior romantic partnerships, including his newborn son, Daryll the Hedgehog Original Character Do Not Steal, who miraculously survived and is being cared for by his father Shrek.

    “I’m still struggling to process it all,” said Shrek between tears. “But at least our son is healthy. Shadow will always live on through little Daryll’s beautiful face.”

    Medical professionals agree that inter-franchise pregnancies like these can be a dangerous proposition due to possible complications and sometimes fatal health risks.

    “Hedgehog anatomy isn’t really equipped for the immense stress of birthing a full-sized ogre baby,” said Nurse Joy from Pokémon, a member of the hospital staff. “Originally we planned to use a pump to inflate Shadow’s belly to twice its normal size and then deliver the child via C-section, but his womb was too fragile given his recreational history of dangerous, erotic reverse-birthing sequences. For the safety of the child, he insisted on a natural birth. It’s a noble way to die, and I hope it’s how I go out.”

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This somehow sounds so wrong. Why can't they just bring Masato Nakamura back?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He finally stopped using the meow synth

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The genesis sound font is not a bandaid for boring melody. God, that ear-raping snare. It was never meant to be used that much.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jun fricking loves the Sonic 1 and 2 drum

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      If only he loved rest of the FRICKING SOUNDTRACK

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ost is gonna be ass

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