soooo... what the frick was the point of this again?

soooo... what the frick was the point of this again?

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Before The Shartening...There was...The Fingering. You can see The Old Fingers here.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh okay. I just had to ride torrent for 6 minutes to see... le epic fingers. Okay...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh okay. I just had to ride torrent for 6 minutes to see... le epic fingers. Okay...

      Miyazaki played Kenshi.

      git gud

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Filtered

        Fromsoft's bots in full swing today I see

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't beat it.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Miyazaki played Kenshi.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't compare reskinRing to one of a kind masterpiece passion project

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        one of a kind piece of shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed Elder Ring right now is one of a kind piece of shit.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's part of unlocking a secret boss. It was fulfilling figuring it out without looking it up. For the shitters: Each of these areas have a "bell" type thing you have to ring in a circular finger section which gives you an amulet.There is a castle somewhere in the middle/right area of the map. A guy in a throne is there. He tells you to ring the two bells at the finger places. The second one is in the top right of the map. You need a gesture to unlock the entrance to that area in front of the statue before the general/boar fight. Once you ring both, go back to him and he'll give you shit and tell you lore. Reload the area and he'll be gone but you can examine his chair to open a secret passage to the third finger bell. This time it opens a boss fight instead of giving you an amulet. It's a neato boss. Gives a remeberance.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks. May you get to plap Miquella's boypussy eternally.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Literally not doing any of that shit until they add achievements

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Literally nobody asked

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Have you ever heard of exploration homosexual??
    Git gud

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are those rocks penis shaped

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ask this on steam forum, I'm sure you get your answer there

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Zero references to Ranni
    >Zero references to Melina
    >Zero references to Gloam-Eyed Queen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Zero references to Melina

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They do reference Melina. Mesmer is Melina's brother, and was cast away by Marika because of her inherent bladphemous flames the same way Mesmer was.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she only has

        >Zero references to Melina

        the rest of what you said is implicit in the base game and the trailer

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's for modders to utilise and, thus, fix in about a year's time.

    >all games are becoming little more than modding platforms

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The southern part of the map is so fricking empty, it looks great but there’s barely anything to do, even the cerulean coast with blue/red glowing grass

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Aesthetic filler

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    There are lots areas in this DLC where there is zero content in them. And people were complaining about how vanilla Elden Ring was empty.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    japs can't story write

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Some people think that the finger mother's remembrance implies that all of the fingers are con artists who have been making it up from the start, because the finger mother only got one message or something.

    But my take is that regular fingers do receive messages (but as previously stated, it's taking longer and longer to get a reply as the GW moves further and further away from the planet). But the Finger Mother was never intended to be a radio mast for the GW, she was intended to make fingers. She landed, got one message: "Ayo, make your b***h ass some fingers for me", and then never got spoken to again because why the frick would the GW spend its time fricking around texting the radio mast factory when the radio masts are the ones ingratiated in the politics of the control of the Elden Ring.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're taking the concept of "Mother" too literally.

      It's a "Mother" in the same sense you can have a "Mother of Vinegar" or other bacterial cultures.
      It's leaning into the bacterial or fungal aesthetic of the Fingers, implying they're all semi-connected which makes sense given their psychocosmic nature. The microcosm is where the messages come from. So implicitly the leg positions of the fingers arent really antennae, but simply communicating through some kind of semaphore.

      The "Mother" doesn't "give birth", bits of the mother come off or grow off on their own and expand.

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