Splatoon 3

Halftime Report!
Leading team: Love
Tri-color on Eeltail Alley is now open, but it’s still anyone’s game!
>What’s your team?
How’ve your games been so far? Won any multiplier matches?
>Thoughts on Eeltail Alley Tricolor?
>Who do you think will come out on top?
>Having fun?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    if i don't get one 100x/333x i can actually win tonight i'm going to fricking flip shit

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    I'm on team Fame, and I have about a 4 to 1 win-lose ratio, mostly against Love.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only at 340 after 6 hours of salmon run
    >4 fricking disconnects during wave 3 when victory was assured
    >should really be at 500 if Nintendo’s online wasn’t dogshit
    Just let me get the fricking badge already

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, that one was alright. I hope we get at least ONE non-mirror tricolor together. Octo daughter best daughter.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      On team money and while most are mirrors we do get the odd proper match. It’ll come soon enough. Also as team money I hope it never comes you lovegay
      Right about octo daughter tho

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Damn reef lux gay inked the whole map

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >win the match that doesn't count
        Typical.

        Reef-Lux is too powerful

        Was it even reeflux? I just saw the dynamo steamrolling everyone.

        Fame are fricking monsters tonight, man. I don't know what kind of crack cocaine they've been snorting.

        I suppose it makes sense. Only the people who are really, really dedicated were gonna choose fame to begin with.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It was reef-lux. I was chasing him on the other side of his spawn trying to cover his ink

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Shit, I didn't even realize I had hit Love Champ already.

            I see.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >defending
    FRICK, I HAD TO OPEN MY BIG MOUTH

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Told a friend I'd play with him tonight so I gotta leave. GGs moneybros.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gg splatana

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good shit senpai, time is money.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    STARTING AN OPEN ROOM FOR TEAM LOVE JOIN RAPTOR

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs thanks for playing

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricking fame came from behind
    You gotta be fricking kidding me. After keeping them away from 2 and a half straight minutes.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reef-Lux is too powerful

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fame are fricking monsters tonight, man. I don't know what kind of crack cocaine they've been snorting.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        People playing Fame aren't expecting to win the splatfest, they're just here to scrap and kick ass, and that's what makes them the most terrifying players in the event.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ATTENTION
    Don’t let the splatfest distract you from the fact that we got a gold rotation on Sam’ Slam Jam Junction Function coming up in less than a week

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >missed out on gold/HLM on a previous junction rotation
      >now have a second chance
      I can redeem myself. Finally.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    guys I dont know if frye can cope with another loss

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"When I lose, I just can't let it go"

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think the tri slosh is working out should I try another weapon?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team Fame
    My games have been great. I don't like to toot my own horn, but I have been kicking ass all weekend so far.
    Very few multipliers. My one and only x100 disconnected, and it ate all my shells. Bummed about that.
    Eeltail tricolor is actually fun as hell, best map so far.
    I think it's another #bigmansweep just based on population alone. I haven't faced team money one time.
    Yes 😀

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rojo, you don't want to reset the room?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I probably should. Once this match is done, I'll do it.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh shit, we actually won that match. Thought we were screwed. Very nice.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get 3 splatlandian youths on my team
    >maybe they're actua-
    >no, these are literal children who have never played video games in their life let alone splatoon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What team?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Money team open, 2/4.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it just great fighting an enemy team with matching shit down to their victory poses when you're on a team of pubbers?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      pro is right there my niggy

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't play Open solo that's literally the point of Pro

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Conversely I love it when they have matching stuff, but you still beat them anyway.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That one went surprisingly alright. Alright man, I'm sorry, but I gotta stop for now. Dunno when I'll be back. Could be 30 minutes, could be an hour or two.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that I've been having more success with Nova than any of my favorite weapons
    It just proves that I should pick up a splattershot/splash/zap/gal like the rest

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im in so deep with heavy splatling that I just get my shit slapped when attempting to use any other weapon despite it not being a particularly effective TW gun.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Heavy to death, I just wish it had a lethal bomb OR a more oppressive sub. I won't even ask for both.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >OR a more oppressive sub
          Special*

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least sprinkler got buffed. Did anyone here play splatoon 1? Were sprinklers staying at full strength forever really that big of a problem?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think they were fine. They only ink in a circle and break in 1 shot so I don't see the problem with them being strong for the entire duration. Seems like an unnecessary nerf.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember putting a sprinkler on the very top of Walleye Warehouse and no one could bring it down if there was no charger.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I love Heavy to death, I just wish it had a lethal bomb OR a more oppressive sub. I won't even ask for both.

        I am absolutely aware that chances are the Enemy Team is about to bully me into the ground. Regardless, I will still keep using the Heavy Splatling.

        I wish it would get Tacticooler as an Alt.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It usually gets a third kit, so there’s still a chance down the line near the end of the game’s lifespan

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's certainly going to be awhile, I wonder if we'll get a new Splatling before than?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              If the trend that the new weapons have gone through so far the next new weapons will be a slosher and splatling

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          splash wall + tacticooler, maybe
          though honestly I just want a killer wail kit

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >money mirror match we all just stand around the signal
    comfe

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meme team

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    get the frick back to work

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I already went to work. Frick off grizz.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if you sit on my face

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boss, all I'm getting is Bronze Scales. Pay your employees better, you cheap bear bastard!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Got two gold earlier. He must not think that your performance is not good enough to warrant gold.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I HAVE MURDERED 5 FUGS THIS SATURDAY, I'LL BE KILLING MORE TODAY.

          I will get Gold and devour what's left of Fug in front of it's surviving family!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry Grizz, but you don't treat me nearly cruelly enough for me to want to go back.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'll give you a cool grizzco splatana if you clock in
        (grizzco splatana not guaranteed)

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, my hands hurt now

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can you get multiplier matches in tri color?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alright Ben, I think I'm dropping out. Good shit, had a nice fat string of wins.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      gg, lookin foward the next time we meet maybe

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, what I'm getting from everyone is that Team Fame is super rare, but the moment you fight them, it's basically a death sentence? Am I correct?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Even with how few there are they aren’t far behind for a reason

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I haven't fought team fame once

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Count yourself lucky.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up st/ink/ker

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        this is akin to someone being suspiciously aware of every single thing posted on reddit while simultaneously telling someone to gb2 reddit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don't let this pool become inkgen's sr pool

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Team love might have been a mistake, this is the second squid party I've run into tonight

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've just been starting squid parties when mirrors happen because I genuinely cannot be fricked actually playing a mirror.

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Defending Fame match
    wtf?

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    easiest 10x battle and still no sign of team fame

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Team fame is all doing tricolor

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop bring an eliter to tri color holy shit

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lose both sprinklers
    >still dominate team shame
    I love you moneymen

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They had 12 percent

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why does team fame suck so badly? I found them once in pro and 3 times in tricolor and every time we kick their ass.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frye's team always attract the biggest brainlets

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good stuff TL.
    Im still suprised they havent nerfed this weapon

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You too man we kicked ass

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >map is a hallway
    >mfw the other attacking team keeps shooting fricking missiles at us

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please understand
      missiles are one of the best ways to get defenders out of the hallway
      If other attackers get caught up in the crossfire it's more than worth it

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fame tricolor mirror
    FRICKING HOW

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's three different real tri-colors that could have happened.

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How does Tri Color work if there's no multipliers?
    I always figured that the team with less populatiry got more multiplier matches to make up for their lesser overall matches played.
    But if tri color doesn't have that I don't see how a team as dead as fame could ever win

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think if you're on the team in the lead you get a bonus for winning defense and if you're a team that isn't in the lead you get a bonus for winning offense.
      There's no need to compensate for the least popular team playing fewer matches because the more popular teams are just going to mirror match eachother, which doesn't earn them any clout.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >team fame on defense
        >no multiplier for them
        >no multiplier for love since they are the winning team
        >money gets a free multiplier
        >money benefits more even if love has the majority win
        Clean it up jannies!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the math doesn't have to work out because nintendo picks who they want to win arbitrarily anyway

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nintendo isn't just rigging every fest for Shiver, this is cope.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Headin’ off moneybros, got plenty of non-mirror tri-color wins for us. 17 more hours left, we got it in the bag

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And now I have 6 Fug kills and no Gold.

    The day is still young, however.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      soon, anon

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    it is 1:49am and if i finally get a 100x only to get cucked out of my big man photo i am going to cry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you know after the halfway point it becomes a photo with all three of them right? if you want a picture with your specific idolfu it has to be done during the first day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        even if you use an amiibo?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's different, deep cut amiibo don't exist yet anyway.
          You can pretty easily get on Callie/Marie's stages though.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            no, i mean if you use a small fry amiibo or some shit, does it remove the other two idols

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know why it would remove the other two idols if you use a random amiibo, it just spawns that character next to you so you can take a picture wherever you happen to be.
              In splatoon 2, the OtH amiibo they eventually added allowed you to stand on stage with either pearl or marina to take a photo with them. In splat 3, you can't do that with Callie or Marie during a splatfest, so it's unclear if they will add that functionality to the deep cut figures.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                thank you for the info
                i'm out lovebros

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                you'll get em next time champ
                or just pray big man gets another big-foot tier unpopular team so you get to play a shitload of x10s

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a biofem on Team Love to flirt with between matches.
    25M, Discord: pocketgreatsword

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lovechads stay winning

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i miss vanilla shiver

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was pretty damn cute

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's too bad the technology just isn't there to make big man change colors in the actual game.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah they really fricked that up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Big Man's implementation is general is kinda sad. He looks great in the promo art but he's practically T-Posing 90% of the time in game.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Having to animate a large sheet of paper with a face is an unenviable job.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nintendo has always had trouble animating weird characters in 3D. Yoshi and Bowser are probably the two biggest examples; Bowser's face doesn't even fricking do any kind of emoting beyond opening/closing his mouth in 90% of the 3D mario games.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't know man. Even the npcs in Octo Expansion were weirder and better animated than big man.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Shiver looks like a prostitute with eye shadow and that's a good thing

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        very, the amount of shiver arts that spawned from this was so nice

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          CUTE

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That fricking sucked. I'm back to try for Love Queen, but from the looks of things you're long gone. Guess I'll try it solo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Took a break

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fricking lost attacking
        I didn't even see the other love attackers once. What fresh hell is this. Those dumb fricks died 7 times each.

        Got my badge so I decided to take a break and wait for you.

        One of you is trying to pull a fast one here.

        >queen
        it's royalty, your ceph is nonbinary in 3

        Frick off, Grizz.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Join

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf a blaster?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Ruler +2
            No wonder you needed a break. Full disclosure, probably gonna suck balls in the upcoming games. Trying out something different.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              FRICK ME

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My internet was a fine all fricking day and now it decides to frick me over.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's cool, I've been there. Just let me know if you're coming back.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                8 min ban. Play a match or two without me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Typical.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >probably gonna suck balls in the upcoming games. Trying out something different
              Same

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Got my badge so I decided to take a break and wait for you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >queen
      it's royalty, your ceph is nonbinary in 3

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Switch is dying and that was a a good match good shit albatross

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      GGs. Too many mirrors but it was nice to end it on a normal win plus a fist bump.

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Uh, dude?

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >slaughtering the whole match
    >die ONCE
    >fame takes one signal
    >that was enough to push them to .3% win
    I fricking hate this stage so much, holy shit. You wouldn't think it could get worse than regular matches, but I was wrong.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you’re dying at crucial moments, gotta git gud cause what you were doing clearly wasn’t working

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am aggressively bad with S-Blast.

        Sorry, I'll just tell the other 4 players to not jump me all at the same time.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ban over tell me when you're done

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol purple team. What b***hes. I still got it with the splat pro.

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >play tri-color
    >the new map is total aids
    Back to Turf War for me.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it doesnt help that it’s all mirrors
      Level really wasnt designed with tricolor in mind and you can tell.
      Splat fans deserved more than this after shifty stations. Why make a unique design for the zelda fest only to completely abandon that idea? Lazy frickin devs

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        please understand developing SR content and a singleplayer dlc at the same time as splatfests is hard for a small indie company such as nintendo

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd seriously would rather them just keep using the triforce map over and over than try to force tricolor on maps that don't have great design to begin with. Maybe once Frye gets annihilated once again they'll think of ways to actually improve the Splatfests.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Maybe once Frye gets annihilated once again they'll think of ways to actually improve the Splatfests.
          We're already at the 1 year anniversary next month. They ain't fixing shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah... I know. It's just hard to believe how well Splatoon 1 and 2 were supported and when things weren't right Nintendo would listen to feedback and try to fix things, but here Splatoon 3 just keeps flopping around without any clear idea of what it wants to do. At least Salmon Run has been pretty solid, but I might reconsider buying the next game in the series if the trend continues.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Franchise is young and has to prove it's own worth
              >devs listen to feedback and implement good content updates appreciated by the fans

              >Franchise is now a reliable multimillion seller
              >devs rest on their laurels because you'll buy it anyways
              It's the eternal cycle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      still significantly better than the actual eeltail alley

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>play tri-color
      >>the new map is total aids
      Literally every single splatfest.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        triforce map was actually kinda fun. Almost like tricolor battles need their own specially-designed maps...

  56. 11 months ago
    Nintendojitsu

    >WHAT IS LOVE?
    Baby, don't hurt me no more!

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick was purple team doing? It felt like defenders were only going after us.

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I play trislosher
    >takes fricking forever to kill anyone
    >others play trislosher
    >literally all they do is look at me and I die
    I fricking hate this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me earlier today

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It really seems like it's just us two by our selves

  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm changing weapons, I suck gigantic dick with S-Blast. Literally everyone was styling on me, even the damn hydra.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I blame our teammates who were non existent most of the time.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick me, we barely clinched that. Christ, I did even worse than when I had the blaster.

        Don't make excuses, anon.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's fine. I'm just trying to help you get to queen. Let me know when you're back.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Alright, that wasn't so bad. Would've been here earlier but I had to take a dump. Plus I banged up my elbow a bit, had to get that patched up. I'm ready to lose some more.

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    VICTORY!

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Almost 3am and im playing Splatoon on my WiiU

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      have fun

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Will do! Kinda burnt from the splatfest. Being Fame is suffering. Now im just getting my ass kicked by JP bros or kicking theirs. Depends how the teams are scambled!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once I feel better I'm going to go back to Splat 1 to bask in it's glory. How's ranked? Last time I played it was empty.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Depends... From what I been told it's pretty active outside of C rank... Since im only at C-... Since I got the console couple days ago. Meanwhile TW is popping as normal.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Callie my beloved

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                She's a qt yo!

                based

                Yep!

                I remember it taking at least 8 minutes to do a splat zones match, and I was in C- (only played turf back then). Hopefully I get some games to get me at least B.

                [...]
                Where have you been? We've been getting mirrors all splatfest. Almost non stop tricolors mirrors.

                When I did it earlier took a lil while but less then 3 mins for me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When I did it earlier took a lil while but less then 3 mins for me
                That's good to know. Thanks anon.

                I don't know if it's worth it dude. You know you're gonna be defending like, pineapples on pizza or something gay like that. Though I guess usually Shiver gets the shit picks, huh?

                I usually go for the rarest team color every splatfest

                Alright, that wasn't so bad. Would've been here earlier but I had to take a dump. Plus I banged up my elbow a bit, had to get that patched up. I'm ready to lose some more.

                join

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You know, that's kind of a ballin' way to pick. I try and just answer fairly every time, but man I hate when I'm on bigman's team.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                During splat 1 I would pick honestly (picked team marie) but I was missing out on the rare colors so I decides to pick rare colors this time

                Np! Often find matches in NA and JP peak hours. You might run into cheaters here and there at times. Often around known streamers or targets. Since I have a friend who targets streamers for giggles or go tryhard mode on them.

                Thanks for the tips

                Sorry about bailing, wanted to eat a munchy for more cash flow.

                Tell me next time

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wish the colors were cooler, or that they'd whip out the sparklier shit more often. I know how gay it sounds to say that, but team money really oughta glitter. Why's love such a muted pink? It ain't right.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why's love such a muted pink
                No idea but I like it. It gets tiring seeing the same ink colors so much.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right? I'm sick of seeing the orange/green/purple of mirror matches.

                >team money ink glittering
                that'd be pretty cool, right now this ink color looks like orange juice to me

                I swear one of the purples had some sparkle to it. Maybe that was team sweets?
                Like pretty much everything in this game, a little extra effort woulda gone a long way.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >team money ink glittering
                that'd be pretty cool, right now this ink color looks like orange juice to me

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I don't know why they gave money team orange ink shit looks moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That at least worked out for us. Still salty about the other attackers targeting us. Why is EVERYONE an butthole this fest?

                I'm sorry! I realized and impulsively backed out, but then I went "shit, should tell him" but already posted and 30 seconds was gonna be way too long to wait.

                I wish the colors were cooler, or that they'd whip out the sparklier shit more often. I know how gay it sounds to say that, but team money really oughta glitter. Why's love such a muted pink? It ain't right.

                >Why's love such a muted pink? It ain't right.
                Is it? I quite enjoy this shade of pink.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is EVERYONE an butthole this fest
                The other team is either not helping or attacking us

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >money team were, once again, butthole attacking allies
                >but we ended up with the most turf
                What were the odds of that?

                I noticed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick yeah

                Honestly don't know how we won lol

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                WE'RE ON THE SAME FRICKING TEAM, YOU moronS. And yet it's us two that ook the win with all that turf. I haven't the foggiest clue how.

                And we did it again. Nice job.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh shit we won? I also just realized that we won a real match as well

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's starting to piss me off

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Finally I got my baby back! Ikamusume set!

                Anytime! Might run into me whenever you do come back to S1.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                splat 1 squids look so short and gremlinish now

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they do when you look back. As well that 7th gen aesthetic look too.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah they do when you look back. As well that 7th gen aesthetic look too.

                I prefer how they look in Splatoon 1. They look younger and cuter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Pretty sure because they are 14 in 1 if I recall and they slowly age up the squids each game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It was supposed to be that each new game was a new generation of squidkids, but I'm starting to think they back-pedaled on that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah the playable inklings are still 14, it the ones Splatoon 1 and 2 that are getting older. I think it's just a slight art style change with each game. I prefer their more pudgy look from one. Stuff like the bobble hat looks cute with those proportions but looks stupid on current cephs.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Np! Often find matches in NA and JP peak hours. You might run into cheaters here and there at times. Often around known streamers or targets. Since I have a friend who targets streamers for giggles or go tryhard mode on them.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I remember it taking at least 8 minutes to do a splat zones match, and I was in C- (only played turf back then). Hopefully I get some games to get me at least B.

              Yo, any of you team lovers just getting mirrors? I haven't seen the other teams in an hour.

              Where have you been? We've been getting mirrors all splatfest. Almost non stop tricolors mirrors.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Same dude. I blame Frye's team, who the frick is pickin' fame?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly might join Frye's team next splatfest just so I won't get mirrors.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know if it's worth it dude. You know you're gonna be defending like, pineapples on pizza or something gay like that. Though I guess usually Shiver gets the shit picks, huh?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      based

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Son of a b***h. Sorry, man, I gotta disappear again. I promise this one will be short, though. Like 20 minutes.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >love lol i'm so deep
    >money lol i'so cynical
    But if you choose fame you're literal human garbage.

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yo, any of you team lovers just getting mirrors? I haven't seen the other teams in an hour.

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has it ever occurred where a team that wasn't leading in half time won?

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the other attacking team constantly targeting us
    FRICK OFF

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry about bailing, wanted to eat a munchy for more cash flow.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey moneygays I just won a 2nd 100x for us. One in open and one in pro. Love and fame have been kind of shit so I'm feeling confident in our victory.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      excellent stuff fellow moneyCHAD

  70. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >octo expansion trailer was in March 2018, 3 months before it came out and 1 month before the game's 1 year anniversary
    >side order trailer was 6 months ago
    >no news since then and 1 year anniversary is in a month

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm willing to bet they're going to suddenly announce its release date and release it a week later like they did with Future Redeemed. Hopefully in September as a way to commemorate the first anniversary.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm willing to bet they're going to suddenly announce its release date and release it a week later like they did with Future Redeemed. Hopefully in September as a way to commemorate the first anniversary.

      I think it's a bigger expansion or a different kind of gameplay this time and will take 2 years to complete because of it.

  71. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dip out after another mirror victory
    >The other team just won a 333.

    T-Thanks game. I didn't want to win anyway.

  72. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    GOD FRICKING DAMN IT I AM SHOOTING THESE MOTHERFRICKERS POINT BLANK AND THEY DON'T FRICKING DIE. WHY DO WE CONSTANTLY GET DEFENDER WHEN IT ACTUALLY COUNTS

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick were our teammates doing?

      Yeah I saw that we both did shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only one of them was shit. The other was the best of all of us. I'm changing weapon again, this is driving me insane. I'm probably gonna do worse now, but this is beyond reprehensible. Likely just gonna quit soon.

  73. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    E liter is hilariously oppressive on the tricolor map

  74. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only got 100,000 clout this splatfest and even that was mindnumbing. Honestly Big Run is the only fun reason to play anymore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I got 1,000,000 clout if we combine open, pro, and tricolor. Splatfests are fun.

  75. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    join octoanon

  76. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Splatoon 1 had Salmon Run I would never leave

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      why would you want to play salmon run at 360p 15 fps

  77. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So why exactly do the loser ordergays get an entire DLC?

  78. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well alright, then.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      God damn I forgot how fun the splattershot pro is. You did good, and we won a real match.

  79. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >defending
    Shit

  80. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn we got fricked over at the las second

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      *last

      >the match ends up lasting like 20 fricking seconds because someone got the signal
      You gotta be fricking shitting me. What the hell happened.

      Right when I died everything went to shit

  81. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the match ends up lasting like 20 fricking seconds because someone got the signal
    You gotta be fricking shitting me. What the hell happened.

  82. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they were both aerospray
    That actually makes a lot of sense now.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah it does

  83. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Not enough players
    What

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fame went to bed

  84. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S OVER

  85. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >that immediate seizing of both signals
    Oh my fricking god. I killed so many homies at once and it wasn't even close to enough.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll take some of the blame

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bloody hell, we were THIS close to losing. By the skin of our goddamn teeth, that win. I barely even saw Fame there.

        You still did better than that buffon with literally zero kills and no turf.

  86. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah we lost.

  87. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao I took out the entire team to get that signal. Good shit.

  88. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That piece of shit squiffer killed me like 3 times. Aim for the defenders, you asswipe.

  89. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking hate smart TVs
    Mine auto-turned on the sharpening filter shit and I didnt notice it and it took me 5 matches before I realized it's not just me who's shit, it's the added latency on all my actions

  90. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK YOU PURPLE TEAM IT'S ALWAYS FRICKING PURPLE FRICK YOU

  91. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally everyone is a fricking butthole. I can scarcely believe it. There is no unity in this splatfest, no solidarity. The worst threat to me as team love so far has been team love.

  92. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That was good

  93. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had me sweating with that last bit, won't lei. Alright, one more good win should net me Love Queen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ok. I need to calm down. My incision wounds are staring to hurt.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Okay yeah, literally everyone else was dicking around so I stopped taking it seriously. Next game, then.

        Dude, just go to bed.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Can't sleep. I just need to not get upset.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And that's that. My veemo is Love Queen, as she was meant to be.

            My sleep hours are fricked so I can do nothing but play

            Fair enough, I guess, but I'm fricking done. This entire session has been nothing but torture. Eeltail Alley is fricking cancer. They barely even touched it for tricolor, that's how bad it is. I will admit the little pedestals to get onto mid are a decent touch but it's still cancer. Thanks for the games, but I'm out. If I play more later, it's gonna be regular turf war.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That's fine, we got some good wins and I had fun. Eeltail is by far worst Tri color map. GG's BJ see you later.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We did have some decent games, I must admit. But it still felt like pulling teeth. This was easily the least fun tricolor by a wide margin. Should've just defaulted to the triforce one or whatever. Man, even Mincemeat was better than this.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Last tri color was great, and hopefully next tri is just as good.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Was not expecting Barnacle and Dime to be that quality, especially on tricolor. Felt perfectly manageable on both sides, there was a lot of fun to be had there.

                You did good with the painbrush and .96 gal. I think most of our trouble was trying to find a good weapon for the map (at least for me it was). Once we found our weapons we started having more wins.

                Yeah, took a while to get some footing. Perhaps if I manage to get back to charging competently one day, things will improve.
                >.96 gal
                The hell we did, those were some of our worst wins. Though I did consistently do worse with S-Blast.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >those were some of our worst wins
                Really? I thought you did good. That painbrush and splat pro combo was good though.

                Though let's be real, painbrush was probably the most easy mode weapon to get on this map.

                Never used it outside of SR so I wouldn't know, but I did see you destroy the opposing team with it so I guess it is.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Im looking at the battles when you had the .96 gal and yeah, you're right.

                Told you, did abysmal. Which really hurts, I used to be able to destroy people with it back in the day. I dunno what it was about Wii U, I just tore people to pieces on it. Those days are behind me now. Least I got things like painbrush to fall back on. Absurd range, high damage, huge area of effect. I effectively play painbrush the way I think trislosher should work. God, I hate using trislosher.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I know how you feel. I was the same with the .52 gal on the Wii U, but when I tried to use it earlier today I just kept missing and dying.
                >God, I hate using trislosher
                Love tri slosh but after a few matches I knew it wasn't going to work on tricolors.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Had me a bout of that earlier in the year when I popped the game in for a spell. It was at least fun to go around places like Bluefin, Saltspray, and OG Mahi-Mahi again. Anyways, that's enough of a pity party. It was a long night and I need to get some sleep. Thanks again for the room, you made tricolor just a tad more bearable. Maybe we can throw down some more later. But not tricolor, never again this tricolor. See ya.

                My best game was in Splatoon 1, where I almost single-handedly won a match while the rest of my team was squid-partying.

                >practice and become god with chargers
                >look at everyone and they die
                >rest of team can ink the stage at their leisure
                Good times, good times.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Thanks again for the room, you made tricolor just a tad more bearable.
                Same. I was getting mad playing matches after you left the first time to the I almost stopped playing. Thanks for the matches, and hope we'll be in the same team next splatfest.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                My best game was in Splatoon 1, where I almost single-handedly won a match while the rest of my team was squid-partying.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Splatoon 1 was just that good. I need to play it again soon. I miss the subs and specials.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You did good with the painbrush and .96 gal. I think most of our trouble was trying to find a good weapon for the map (at least for me it was). Once we found our weapons we started having more wins.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My sleep hours are fricked so I can do nothing but play

  94. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK MIRRORS

  95. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Though let's be real, painbrush was probably the most easy mode weapon to get on this map.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Im looking at the battles when you had the .96 gal and yeah, you're right.

  96. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    no one is playing?

  97. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh yeah, and I also wanted to express my love once more not just for veemo. Ponytail veemo, who is the sweetest little thing. Okay, now I'm out.

  98. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a lovegay, I've gotten a single non-mirror match after all this time. It was in tricolor, and even though both teams stole the signal we still beat their asses with 44.4% Yeah I'm feeling pretty confident

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's all so tiresome

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah mirror matches have been really annoying. Though all of the other teams in those mirrors just absolutely sucked. So I'm not confident at all.

  99. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tricolor is so fricking awful what were they thinking??

    I really wish this series had good netcode too, between the low tickrate and shitty mcdonald's wifi of most players, the playing experience is largely crap. Such a shame as nothing plays ike it yet the whole series still suffers from shitty online 8 years later.

  100. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  101. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This splatfest actually sucks, I'm not bothering with thus anymore.

    The last good splatfest was the zelda one and that's mostly because some small effort was put in for a unique map. I legitimately hope this game's playerbase drops like a stone for how poor support has been and how shit they made splatfests in 3, the devs deserve a wake up call.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The support has been great for Salmon Run

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I only half-agree, king salmonid releases have been slow - it would've been decent if the first content drop introduced the first big run and new king, but it took another 2(?) months for that to happen.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Eh, I agree that while the start was somewhat slow, we have been getting a steady stream of new stuff every update. Returning map, new King, new map. I'm expecting an old map to return with the next season. And let's not forget that Salmon Run actually is getting good weapon balance updates. Dynamo is now a monster, Snipewriter went from one of the worst to one of the best chargers, Big Swig actually rolls over Chum now, all the brellas are actually solid if not great and I'm probably forgetting a few. If they keep this buffing of shit weapons up, maybe eventually every weapon in Salmon Run is at least a solid option.

          They should really do more eggstraworks though.

          They probably should, even though I loathe the game mode. It's at least separate from the normal rotations.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the chill season update was really shit, this isn't even in retrospect it was a poor update drop for the time that felt disappointing. At least the fresh and sizzle updates were significantly better than chill's nothingburger update. If chill season actually got the ball rolling early with actual substancial content then the game would be in a much better place now.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They should really do more eggstraworks though.

  102. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    let me win the splatfest please
    the one time I didn't pick frye she fricking won
    t. fryeBlack person

  103. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i like eeltail in tw but it's not good in any other mode tricolor is no exception

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i like eeltail
      Get out.

  104. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  105. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  106. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think i can do it anymore, bros. dynamo sucks too hard in 3
    >paint output nerfed
    >damage falloff increased
    >OHK range nerfed
    >can't paint it's feet on swings
    >vertical swing 61 startup frames
    >inconsistent flick patterns
    >enemy can squid roll through OHK
    >fricked by backliners even harder because of shitty maps
    >easily replaced by big swig and painbrush
    why nintendo

  107. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't think I'm playing this splatfest. Am I missing out on anything if I already got the badge last time?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Snails

  108. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  109. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >only got one 10x battle
    >the other one had a disconnected fricker so it's abandoned
    >tricolor is just mirror matches for some reason
    I'm calling it a day. Fame is shittiest team and it's between love and money

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