THE CREATURE STARES AT YOU IN THE HIDDEN DEEP SEA STAR WARS THREAD
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Dead franchise.
How would (You) make a Star Wars game?
Bonus points if you can somehow balance blaster combat with being a motherfricking Force user
I’d make a game where you can rape and mutilate both Rey and Kathleen Kennedy in the game.
Game like Skyrim would be cool.
Yes… imagine SKYRIM… but in SPACE!!
What could go wrong?
Starfailed isn't even that, it has all of the issues of Skyrim with none of the cool stuff associated with it.
You can't steal ships despite being able to steal everything else, you get punished far too badly to make being a criminal an optimal playstyle (to the point it forces you to drop the act to continue the fricking campaign), the game was beyond a disaster in terms of optimisation at launch, theres no cool magic powers, no interesting aliens nor alien structures to trip into and the whole game is just way too big and empty.
Not even gonna talk about the graphics or the fact the shooting stills feel shit and the voice actors are still phoning it in with these performances.
You're a repo man for the Banking Clan
It's like Hitman only your goal is to make it through a secure labyrinth undetected and steal a vehicle
Then there's a chase segment where you pilot the vehicle and either eliminate your pursuers or lose them through the streets and levels of Coruscant
You start off small stealing speed bikes from a gang
Then move on to air speeders
Then small starships
Then Freighters
Then the final mission is to repossess a capital ship by sneaking aboard and making your way to the bridge
Bounty Hunter game where you play as an Order 66 survivor, it has Max Pain slowmo gunplay mechanics, plus a jetpack and physics-based rope wrangling.
Use explosives against Jedi. All the idiots in the movies shooting at them with blasters deserve to die.
I just want 'realistic' lightsaber combat. Let me slice and dice space Black folk, for frick's sake.
No force users anywhere. No fricking lightsabers. Hot Twi'lek b***h lasagna.
There.
Lightsabers are the whole point of Star Wars though
Some of the best Star Wars games don't even have lightsabers
>Tie Fighter
>Episode 1 Racer
>Rogue Squadron
Is there anything sadder than the fate of the star wars franchise going from the most beloved piece of scifi the world had ever known to the pathetic pile of shit that it is now?
TOTAL
SELKATH
DEATH
seriously frick all xenos in kotor
frick the selkath, frick the sand people, and frick the wookiees
>forgetting Telos
they weren't THAT bad you even get to meet that tiny bat from the cantina in episode IV!
>frick the selkath, frick the sand people, and frick the wookiees
Is Jedi Survivor worth picking up? I missed it on sale so I'm going to wait for the next one.
Why weren’t the selkath the builders instead? They look and sound way more interesting and cool than the Rakatans. They should have just switch the 2 around and I wouldn’t have been anywhere near as annoyed. Also why dies the interior of the Star Forge look nothing like any of the other Rakatan temples and ruins which are all inconspicuously made of stone despite them being the most advanced race in the galaxy at one point?
>look & sound
what?!
we NEVER seven see what the rakatan's look like anon,what are you smoking......?
What the actual frick are you even talking about?
Ugh… they look SO gay.
I disagree with them sounding cooler, their noises are the most annoying thing in the game besides the tach monkey screeches in Kashyykk.
It's likely that at some point in this interim period where the Rakatans were losing their connection to the force, they were forced to change the designs of their structures to fit non force users, which is why the Star Forge is so alien in design from the inside, compared to everything else they now have.
By cool I really meant they sounded more alien and exotic, which is what you need for a mysterious all powerful ancient race.
Remains of their temples even on other planets that existed before their severance with the force still has no similar design elements with the Star Forge
how fun is empire at war? i found my old box for it, but i couldnt play it as a kid because my laptop was too shit.
Ground combat is bland, space combat is kick ass, Corruption is busted. The base game and expansion are solid but the mod scene is wild too, one of the best SW games no doubt
I've been playing TOR lately and had an okay time but I can definitely see myself getting bored collecting mushroom caps or whatever the frick MMO fetch quests they throw at me. I also think it's funny that my Shit master is a fat frick
Why were they so cool
What the actual FRICK was their problem