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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >(X) HAPPENS IN THE VIDEOGAME BUT THE CLIPS GET INCREASINGLY MORE (Y)
    search engine optimization killed the internet

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when is patch 5.0.11 actually going to come out

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    EMP should be removed from the Ghost, no kap

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I mean february, I never had such big brain fart

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is never going to live down this blunder

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you scared me for a moment

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry, janny please delete this one

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe GSL was cancelled...

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But they renewed it for 2023! (After long consideration)

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blizzard literally can't make starcraft 3

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Starcraft 3 (Stormgate)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hell yeah bros I can't wait to play as the resistance and the infernals and the unnamed ancient race! Gonna be lit

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this but unironically

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What if we combined the micro of starcraft and the macro of planetary annihilation to create the ultimate inaccessible and dead on arrival rts to kill the genre

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Blizzard handed control over all SC2 balance to two NA trannies
    why...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't matter, LOTV already destroyed the balance whats the worst they can do

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i have a better idea:
    micro of age of empires
    macro of starcraft I only say that because I don't want to say AoE again...

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so you want the game to have non existent micro and macro?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is coop fun

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its alright
      map pool is too small, units you fight are a bit boring
      it's wild how little love they gave it considering it's more popular than laddering by about 5x

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you have someone to play with that you can actually speak to
    not fun with randoms

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    taking nothing from age of sleep would be best

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >if you have someone to play

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      skin colored microphones are such a terrible idea, it just makes people look like they have a giant growth on their face, they should all just be black

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >skin colored

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't have a friend to play SC2 with
    heh I wish I had a friend to play BW with instead

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >friend keeps talking about wanting to play sc
      >never actually does it

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I have a friend but he doesn't want to play either with me

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my "friends" only play mobas

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is there really a troony janny who deletes SC threads on Ganker? Was just posting in one about defilers and it's nowhere to be found

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did he get unbanned?

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why dont women play sc

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why don't women play RTS in general?

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just got into this, which faction should I play as?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      BW or SC2?
      If BW then Terran
      If SC2 then Terran__

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zerg or terran
      protoss r gays

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i like the britons and bohemians.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cute

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's the catch with mid game zerg? my macroing and microing is very good until around 4th hatch. then im fumbling a lot. what do i do after roaches? what do i after hydras? is there an advanced guide for this shit?

    >t. gold 1. was diamond 3 2 years ago tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      if you cant kill your opponents with just roaches in gold then your macro isn't as good as you think it is, watch vibe's B2GM

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >watch vibe's B2GM
        holy shit thanks bro, i already learned tons of shit.

        btw should i send my spine crawlers to my 3rd if he is still alive? also when to i spore crawler? when i see stargates and shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >should i send my spine crawlers to my 3rd if he is still alive?
          you can set up some static defence in your outside bases if you want to move out with your army and you think your enemy might send a runby at you (by runby i mean something like a couple of zealots not his entire army)
          >also when to i spore crawler?
          when you see mutas, a stargate or a starport with a tech lab, if you dont see any of those but you're paranoid about air then get it at like 4:20

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >scout my opening being sus
    >Still lose to the cheese cause I don't know how to react
    And what the frick do I do about them stealing my gas or fricking my natural...

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I tried starcraft 2 for the first time and I am thinking of dropping it. I still haven't seen any strategy in games.. It seems to me whoever is the fastest at doing stuff wins.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thoughts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      needs gyuri

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i don't think that there is enough diversity and inclusion and i hope that they include more diversity and inclusion and talk more about diversity and inclusion

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's going to be a steaming pile of shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have literally no thoughts about it until they show real gameplay.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      third race is going to be furries

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        finally I get some representation

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        third race is going to be space wakandan Black folk

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        They're going to be stereotypical aliens, I would guess.
        >Humans
        >Demons
        >Aliens

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think it has a good chance of being successful. They've built a lot of hype and combined with being f2p means lots of people will at the very least give it a try and enough of those will stick around for the game to not be a complete flop.

      Successful is different to good though and I'm not sure I'm super enamoured by what I've seen so far though it's too soon to write it off.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm a little disappointed that they're focusing so hard on 3 player coop
        I only have one friend that likes RTS and playing coop commander was a lot of fun

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      insanely hyped by everything they've shown/talked about, besides the art direction

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >insanely hyped by everything they've shown/talked about, besides the art direction

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          what's wrong with what I said?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Immensely hyped ngl, will be playing the open beta non stop

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that feet when no gyuri gf

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bit early for a new thread

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    just make new friends?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    will you be my coop friend

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sure but I've never played anything other than the campaign, what's your ign?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        we're all to shy for that

        • 2 years ago
          anonymously

          Too shy to anonymously play with somebody else? You're anonymously talking to me right now..

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            half these pussies are afraid to even quote people

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you fricking ape
    i bet you play protoss

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I do, so what? I'm also israeli

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nina, is that you?

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate that little homosexual so much

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that's where you're wrong

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it takes real courage to not quote someone

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Artosis's stream litterally gives me headaches. On the other hand Heromarine's stream is like music for my soul.
    Does anyone else feel this way?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i use ladder game vod search thing on nephest and only watch the games gabe loses
      artosis is dead to me without gsl casts

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      artosis is a great caster but his streams are shit
      I don't know why anyone puts up with chat Black folk I'd tell them to stuff those donations up their ass

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wardiii solo keeping this shit game alive

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I respect wardii for what he does to keep the scene going
      but at the same time I hate that fat frick

      Plebs. Wardi is autismkino, your taste is too unrefined to appreciate what he does.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        stop running so many ads, wardii.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I respect wardii for what he does to keep the scene going
    but at the same time I hate that fat frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't respect fat "people"

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Praise Wardi

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    battlecrooser operational

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You homies ever play 4v4?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      computer too slow 🙁

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why are terrans so timid when building missile turrets? in BW they build them 5 by 5 but here it's 1 or at most 2 per base

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They do, but only in very specific scenarios.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      a SC1 turret deals 16 DPS to a muta, SC2 - 39

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nothing in SC2 is anywhere near as dangerous as a flock of SC1 mutalisks
    Also SC2 you generally have like 2x as many workers as you do in BW so losing some isn't as painful (plus you have mules to supplement your income in the event you lose a lot of SCVs)

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Prime gaming hours on WardiTV

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      zamn, stormgate looks like that???

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't believe Arty won that so easily

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I was playing that witch trainer "game" that someone posted here, and it's too slow, I played for 4 hours just to be able to see the low quality nipples of the asian girl

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      why is candenzie up against a realdoll

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    GO DENZIE GO

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    4-0 tossgirl

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if she cared about brood war

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      she?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      kek, brood war shitters will never admit the fact that their beloved game is pure mechanics and has alsmost little to none stategical thinking probably up to ro16 ASL.
      Scarlett picked up brood war as a side game and took S rank in about month's time.
      While Artosis who's been plaing the game forever has been stuck in this weired high-b low-s limbo.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if she cared about me

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >passive teammate
    might as well play 2v1

  66. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do you even become fat lol? just dont eat everything you see.

  67. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    probably weigh 300-320 now from all the alcohol
    such is the fate of a tru scvee

  68. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lot of talk from a guy who doesnt play either game and just posts about gyuri's feet.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I actually mostly post about zombiegrub's room smell

  69. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >uninstall game
    >already relapsing

  70. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does gyuri have nice feet

  71. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you know acnegrub's face? gyuri's feet look like that, but feet.

  72. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i will never be happy again

  73. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    t. zerg player

  74. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    haven't thought about this game in months, cheers

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's two games though

  75. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >implying anyone even thinks about sc2
    lmao.

  76. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would

  77. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    whats wrong with his face? it's bloated in all the wrong places and reminds me of the bogdanoffs.

  78. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would shift click inject larva into her hatch, if you catch my drift

  79. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would suck her penis for free coaching

  80. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watching some gm play against 7 bronze+silver players
    >all the silver players are far worse than i was 10 years ago
    how?????

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They only look worse because your have a frame of comparison set by a gm.

  81. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only bronzegays left are f2p spics/ziggers fresh off the campaign

  82. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all the good players moved on to age of empires 2.

  83. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nobody good plays age of sleep

  84. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is that scralett guy a troony? his voice is 'girly' im confused bros

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, it's a 'female'

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She's female(male)

  85. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    good on ragnarok for continuing to play after being horrifically buck broken by maru

  86. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zerg merchant, he will never win anything

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      umm hello? wardi christmas invitational 2022 champion?

  87. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    troonygate better have those huge pools of blood when marines and zerg die or it'll be shit

  88. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      New rule of pro SC2 is that all name changes must be stupid.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tired of neverending TIME puns

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      A chink with a brazilian name?

  89. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >watching old sc2 videos
    >day9 pops up
    >remember having a crush on him
    >look him up
    >he's fat and old now and has a dead youtube career
    how the mighty have fallen

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual or female?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Women don't play starcraft.

  90. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >>

    [...]

    having a crush on him

  91. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    having a crush on him

  92. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    scarr was a troony before it became cool so she gets a pass
    shes like bailey jay / the line trap

  93. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's just his stage name, moron. No his real name.

  94. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    o rly?

  95. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    big if true

  96. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wish they'd change the map pool more often
    2 bad ones in a row and suddenly you haven't touched the game for 2 years

  97. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    having a crush on him
    you on the left

  98. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i have a crush on yaya

  99. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the real girls are playing very soon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like it's live. Did the anon who was planning to go to Korea get tickets?

  100. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >insanely hyped by everything they've shown/talked about, besides the art direction

  101. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they havent shown anything besides the art direction, and trusting the words of known liars and charlatans is moronic.

  102. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    With chadgate coming its safe to say 2023 is the year this shit game finally dies for good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just in time for starcraft 3 mmo to take over

  103. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    denziebros...

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She put up a couple of good games against the bonjwa of the female leagues.
      She's clearly not quite there yet but runner up is still pretty good.

  104. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >With chadgate coming its safe to say 2023
    It's not coming out in 2023, Jim

  105. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what are we doing tonight bros...
    162 fricking sucks nowadays

  106. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    suffering on ladder obviously

  107. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wish these hours were playable for brood war but it's almost all s*uth am*ricans

  108. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >havent played in years
    >reinstall
    >set to windowed mode
    >screen is tiny
    >cant seem to make it bigger
    what do?

  109. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Uninstall.

  110. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I gitgud?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just git gud bruv

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Use your keyboard, have a somewhat optimised build order.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what race

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        caucasian

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      optimize your opening builds, learn to expand quickly, learn to spend your money quickly, then learn to micro spellcasters

  111. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The last year of Starcraft

  112. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The last year of Starcraft 2. Broodwar is eternal.

  113. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just popping in to lol at people still playing this troony corpse of a game

  114. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thanks for checking in, bro
    really appreciate you looking out for us

  115. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do mech players deserve human rights?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      human rights only apply to bio anyway

  116. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why did they make artanis be the player character in sc1 protoss campaign but then not care about the 5 other sc1/bw campaign commanders

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      because who fricking cares?
      the starcraft commanders are YOU, the player, not some named character
      it's kino and shouldn't be fricked with

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      probably because out of the three named characters to represent the races, tassadar is dead, and they needed someone to slap on the box art

  117. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are russians and french so fricking rude? why those two?

  118. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Their poor english may sometime come across as rudeness. A tottaly normal and polite sentence in Russian can sound pretty rude in English when translated word by word.
    t. an actually rude russian, I call people Black folk, gayots and trannies on the ladder daily. I would also post basedjaks if i could.

  119. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I also endorse the Stormgate RTS game. Positive message here.

  120. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why are people so in denial about skytoss being nearly unbeatable with only a trivial level of skill required to use?

    whenever someone proposes a "counter" it's clear they have no idea what skytoss even is and is countering some other build that has a little bit of air in it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Parasitic bomb/abduct + corruptor/hydra
      Viking/marine + Emp
      If toss doesn't have storm you don't even need the spells
      Skytoss is also slow, especially when it needs a high templar for support storms, runbys and drops on flanking bases disables skytoss' ability to attack, unless they want to base trade which is basically game losing

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >viking
        melts
        >marine
        melts
        >emp
        against what? there's nothing in skytoss that uses energy

        >corrupter
        melts
        >hydra
        melts
        >Parasitic bomb
        decent I guess but won't win the game by itself if you can even get it off

        >Skytoss is also slow
        that early game hunter killer wolfpack of speed upgrade void rays says otherwise

  121. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    say the same thing, but for the entire zerg race and protoss race, and you have me. the cool dude

  122. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's why skytoss is winning every tournament, right?

  123. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    if zerg was patched to be balanced, then the next most unbalanced thing would win all tournaments. problem is to balance zerg you need to nerf a lot of their units which will never be done as seen by the completely unnecessary buff to zerg this patch even though they already win 95% of tournaments.

  124. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  125. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Zerg takes the most skill and the most skilled players are rewarded with wins in both games

  126. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    bait

  127. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    keep coping

  128. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    because pros aren't going skytoss, it's a cultural thing

  129. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    test

  130. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    welcome back

  131. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what do i do as zerg with no air, against MASS mutas? My hydras get nuked when its the same numbers.

  132. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    leave, it's too late

  133. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    are you moronic? nevermind, youre a zerg player, so of course you are. go back to playing LEGO tm Bricktales tm.

  134. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jsut micro better

  135. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just build scourge and pray for some good connections while you build up your spore colonies and your own muta count
    Keep some lings near his base and run in with them when he's attacking you with his mutas

  136. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i mak mareen

  137. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    3 women and two of them are Black folk???
    stormgatebros... I don't feel so good

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *4 w*men

      is this ai generated?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yes, artosis died years ago

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        leftist-generated, so no human was involved

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          funny how leftists keep generating all the content you consume, while rightoid npcs do nothing but cry and seethe and b***h and moan on the internet all day

  138. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care, I'm only going to play as the demons.

  139. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *4 w*men

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i hope at least 50% of the characters are gay otherwise i'm not gonna play it

  140. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what ugly art.

  141. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's 2023

  142. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah it's going to be pure shit

  143. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait for stormgate to release so SC2 dies in the West and all we're left with is pure Corean sovl with only sovlfvl Corean casting

  144. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >gay
    you live in the past old man we need black troony pedo representation now

  145. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    every terran goes bald including me
    i wish thorin wasn't such a bullshitter his naniwa interview was funny

  146. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    even if they did play rts, they're not going to play one just because it has people that maybe look like them the cover

  147. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok but why
    >Liberator:
    >- Health reduced from 180 to 150
    >- Build time reduced from 42.9 to 32.1
    >- Supply reduced from 3 to 2
    >- Damage (Liberation Mode) reduced from 75 to 50
    >- Cost reduced from 150/150 to 150/100 (Not shown in patch notes)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >reduce all stats
      >make it easier to field in exchange
      what's ze problem

  148. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    isn't it going to end lib fields of freedom zones™ in tvp?

  149. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wish they buffed siege tonks instead of libs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish they buffed one of the strongest units in the game

  150. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it makes putting a single lib at a base or two to kill all the probes better
    it also makes "mass lib" better
    if anything i see toss complaining more because toss lib counters suck, no one wants to build tempests lmao

  151. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wish they'd scrap the carrier completely and just rework the rest of skytoss to be less dogshit

  152. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zealots and lings kill my tanks really fast

  153. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    we don't use the n-word here

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      but there are four other instances of the word being used in this thread

  154. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how he got hired by EG and the immediately got fired because of this?

  155. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *smokes ab owl*

  156. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all me

  157. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    four me

  158. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2
    i've been slacking off

  159. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i got 6 (You)s. thank (You).

  160. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do you think theyll ever nerf zerg in a meaningful way?

  161. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Did you see how many nerfs zerg got? I'll be surprised if Reynor, Serral, Dark, and Solar don't all switch to Terran

  162. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >ohh that mine was so close
    >what's the subreddit
    loving these casters

  163. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    steadfast or pig?

  164. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the literal who casting with steadfast

  165. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just look at him

  166. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >"twitch chat is so based"
    He just said that live on stream
    I can't take it anymore

  167. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    chokemarine

  168. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    finally it's done
    i wish nothing but ill upon this "caster"

  169. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    test

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      very low

  170. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is he aware that he's a living caricature?

  171. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's funny because they delete my threads but they don't ban me

  172. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >is he aware
    i doubt it

  173. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    maybe it's for the best

  174. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    WHEN is the patch dropping

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They're trying to think of more ways to nerf terran before release.

  175. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    right before katowice, so that zerg gets free buffs and the other races cant devise strats to overcome their own nerfs/zerg's buffs.

  176. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that a reskin of a wol map

  177. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >simpcraft
    >simpcraft 2: wangs of celibacy
    >simpcraft 2: latency of the simp

    Simpcraft 2: Part of the Porn

    Btw anon they are not simps as you understand it, they are just indians and asians.

  178. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Which Starcraft game are you playing?

  179. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    dota 2

  180. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    boring war

  181. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Life of a Peasant

  182. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when are stats and flash coming back?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      flash died in combat with north korean sappers and stats has transitioned and gone onto stormgate

  183. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why did they give sc2 lurkers bonus damage to armored units? its so counterintuitive that you're punished for trying to remove stationary zone control units with armored units of your own.

  184. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why do you think you deserve to attack and kill zerg units? the balance team will continue to nerf your units until balance improves.

  185. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  186. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you lost

  187. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    zerg players

  188. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  189. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    new map pool so zerg can win more easily

  190. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what do you mean? these are all obviously terran favoured

  191. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >favoured
    gay yurozerg detected. missile launch initiated.

  192. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    altitude looks interesting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      elevated mains are boring

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the ridge around the main is interesting
        I wonder if it's walkable terrain
        Also
        >no 4 player maps
        SC2 players are such b***hes

  193. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    as long as serralnor wins the big game i don't care

  194. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous
  195. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's not a ridge it's just a gold marking on the floor

  196. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's pretty gay then

  197. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is the real kino bwbabbs just aren't smart enough to appreciate it

  198. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So everyone hates toss and they keep nerfing it
    At this point just remove them from the game, give Terran the immortal and sentry, give zerg the high templar and collosus
    Oh, and everyone can have the tempest because it's unusably bad and has less dps than two workers

  199. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i bet the dev who came up with all the awful sc2 toss shit like warp gate and force fields was an insane chink
    his name might've even been americanized like "david kim"

  200. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    2.7k mmr. got placed at gold1. is it good?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      i am

      no but it doesn't matter as long as you're having fun fren

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >re having fun
        im hyper competitive to the point i want to destroy every one and i can't think of anything else during the day than destroying those heretic terrans and protosses. i hate the with heart, i also hate the enemy zerg who tries to cheese me, they are fricking disgrace to the zerg race.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          self-improvement is masturbation
          t. brad pitt

  201. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yeah

  202. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looking chonky milord

  203. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    does anyone in this thread play starcraft?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes but I am bad at it. And it is not a strategy game in the low leagues.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        just spend a year building the muscle memory like we all did to reach master league

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I don't wanna look up build orders. I wanna come up with my own thing and get a good rank with it so I can think I am smart and good at video games. Because I already proved myself at different genres but I haven't touched rts yet

  204. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    me

  205. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you can reach diamond hyper cooompetitor, i believ in u

  206. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what do you play when you get bored with 4rax proxy=strongest build in the game?

  207. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >doesn't play random
    you didn't beat the game.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >random
      i dont wanna be jack of all trades bro

  208. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    marubros... the goat has beaten us yet again

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      explain nazgul, atheists

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        literally who

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        nazgul is the founder of teamliquid that's probably cross-game people just looking him up

  209. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    then be ace of all trades like flash

  210. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just uninstalled brood war

  211. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    yes yes you are good at video games, go to beat the campaign then you can say that you are an rts pro

  212. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >first day of the season
    >guy already has 50 games of proxy rax played

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      king

  213. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    IT'S QUIVERING

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's afraid.

  214. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    new maps doko

  215. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    sc2 died with his heart exploded

  216. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    We are here

    [...]

  217. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is now a good time to get into the game as someone who played back in 2010 but pretty casually. I want to get good, who makes good guides to learn the game properly?

  218. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good a time as any
    What race?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Was thinking protoss just because it's what I played back in the day, also because I was planning on playing Broodwar at some point and was saving Terran for BW. Zerg doesn't interest me

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Winter and Pig should be good places to start

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      not terran

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like zerg is the easiest in the lower leagues.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      zerg, they'll have a near 100% winrate once the patch hits so no point playing anything else

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        are you from 2017?

  219. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wish the yuropoor balance team would be funnier about buffing zerg
    bring back old fungal growth or something
    make roaches cost half supply so stephano can play again

  220. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That would buff Dark too much

  221. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I miss kennigit

  222. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what is there to do on a friday night? and no, i wont play starcraft.

  223. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    silver and proud

  224. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how do I deal with ladder anxiety 🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      think of it not as a ladder, but an escalator
      but not a chinese escalator

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      press play

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can't believe he's fricking dead

  225. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ladder points are worthless

  226. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    one step at a time

  227. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    nothing really matters

  228. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cheese every game. Win or lose, it will be quick and painless.

  229. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just stop being a pussy
    good advice, but it wont work for me.

  230. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's just a game homie
    some of you are so spoiled that never faced real problems, get a life

  231. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    my life sucks enough. why would i play a game that makes it worse? thats why i play dawn of war 1 and read romcom manga.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >playing the coh beta

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        *stormgate beta

  232. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  233. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How good is 120 average apm by the way ?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      what race do you play

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's very good

      you should have 300+ easily with rapid fire morphing/creep spread/etc.

      300 and up is cope, just spamming clicks for no reason not actually doing things faster

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        had a nice kek at dark misplacing his natural expansion. gotta keep those clicks up.

  234. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mainly play zerg

  235. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    you should have 300+ easily with rapid fire morphing/creep spread/etc.

  236. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Dark forgetting to inject

  237. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >4 minute ghosts

  238. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pretty chad move shame it didn't work

    apparently TIME renamed himself after this guy
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Oliveira

  239. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was this guy
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brother_Carlos_Oliveira

  240. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florisvaldo_de_Oliveira

  241. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jp mcbeta

  242. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i want to cuddle scarlett

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      its extra gross seeing her off race as protoss and jump the camera around constantly like shes spreading creep

  243. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >her
    >she

  244. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it girl to me bro

  245. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    where do you guys for build orders these days?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      we drink now
      the last tournament

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can find builds on spawningtool com but real men just wing it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you can find builds on spawningtool com but real men just wing it

      watch your own replays, find something to improve, then make sure you do it next game
      you'll find your own playstyle

  246. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i usually check out they have good stuff

  247. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    huh?? I was chatting with him last week

  248. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ourtroony has been streaming a lot lately

  249. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    serral is very talkative for a supposed autist

  250. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    when the FRICK is snibbles going to read the snibbolution

  251. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Artosis is extremely narcissistic
    I don't think anyone understands that he has a niche following and doesn't really appeal to the mainstream. He basically just fits this role of super angry nerd that loves to hear his own voice and ideas.
    As long as Artosis is a main caster only nerds will watch. ZombieGrub has a lot more mainstream appeal than Artosis / anyone. I can't stand Artosis at all, when he first started doing shows (sc:bw) and had maybe 100 viewers it was okay but the ego is really affecting him and he honestly thinks he is better than the pros in these tournaments. He's like secretly super insecure too and at every point must mention how much better he is than X.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he is better
      cope

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Pig: incel/troll, heavily medicated and with OCD. Most of his commentary is b***hing about mineral micro, worker saturation, and trying to fake excitement when things happen. Toxic

      Winter: angry yet effete Napoleon complex seeking to disguise contempt for the world. Toxic

      Wardi: creepy headcase and broken record about monetization. Toxic

      Harstem: supercilious high-functioning Asperger with contempt for audience. Toxic

      Artosis: toxic, unintelligent headcase who can at least be reasonably professional off-stream

      Tasteless: doofus manchild clickbait troll. Also toxic

      4/6 of these gentlemen are mixed race, do with this information what you will

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        how new are you

  252. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    go back to your aoe4 tournaments, dan

  253. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't play ranked

  254. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pig: incel/troll, heavily medicated and with OCD. Most of his commentary is b***hing about mineral micro, worker saturation, and trying to fake excitement when things happen. Toxic

    Winter: angry yet effete Napoleon complex seeking to disguise contempt for the world. Toxic

    Wardi: creepy headcase and broken record about monetization. Toxic

    Harstem: supercilious high-functioning Asperger with contempt for audience. Toxic

    Artosis: toxic, unintelligent headcase who can at least be reasonably professional off-stream

    Tasteless: doofus manchild clickbait troll. Also toxic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pillars of the scene

  255. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    harstem is pretty based, it's a shame he's black

  256. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he's the #1 african player in all of esports

  257. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pig is a chadcel

  258. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I want to pronebone scarlett as payback for her mocking my zerg play

  259. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    These ASL maps are CRAZY

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he's right though

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I know

  260. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here remember huncraft? Shit was cash, played it again like a year ago, can't recommend it enough.

  261. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  262. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    but scarlett is the leading zerg player and controls all game balance

  263. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm #1 in my division

  264. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    When is ASL/GSL? I'm so fricking bored that I'm starting to beat up my wife and my kid

  265. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >only just starting
    ngmi

  266. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i wish i had a wife to beat

  267. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    EMP should be a raven ability tbqh

  268. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another great day on sc2 ladder!
    Curious, how long will it last and whether wokegate will splinter the community.

  269. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The asiatics will move on
    Patchzergs will stay until the money dries up, then they will move on as well.
    BW is eternal though.

  270. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the only people who will want to stay with sc2 are the eu patchzergs who made a living stealing money from honest toss and terrans for the past 6 years, everyone else will jump ship at the first chance they get

  271. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >honest toss and terrans

  272. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he meant honest terrans and semi-honest toss. all patchzergs, or as i call them "Black folk," are the most dishonest subhumans i've ever had the displeasure of knowing.

  273. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    A protoss player knows he is playing an easy race and will admit it
    A patchzerg "player" knows he is playing the OP race but will consistently cry about how the other races are better
    Terran players hide in the background and complain about the other two races selectively, hoping the balance swings in their favor by not drawing attention to the strengths of their race.

  274. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Terran robing up and coming plebs of their ESL community development fund money each week
    >most of his wins are FRICK YOU timings
    Zergs were nerfed into the ground years ago.

  275. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >t.reynor

  276. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Zergs were nerfed into the ground years ago

  277. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that doesnt count, you fricking incel bigot chud. zerg is underpowered and needs more buffs as the balance council has decided.

  278. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that doesn't count? ok no worries plenty of other tournament pages that look the exact same minus the occasional toss or maru win (:

  279. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's just coincidence

  280. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >out of context rubbish as an argument
    US time is the israelite time.

    >infested terrans removed because muh free units
    >mules still in game
    >raven turrets still in the game
    Eat shit.

  281. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does he have 'jak potential?

  282. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    post a game from after 2012 where someone not named avilo wins by spamming autoturrets and i'll buy you reddit gold so you can show off on all things zerg

  283. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they hid the Black folk

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They aren't stupid

  284. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  285. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >they know to hide the Black folk from the magazine
    >wont hide the Black folk in the game
    very cool.

  286. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Starcraft should be banned from this board, just like Ganker and /vg/

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I've heard it's not a ban, but just gacha games pushing the thread into archive. Allegedly.
      Now another take I've heard, is that the threads got often deleted by mods due to kpop and other asian women spam.
      Seeing the /scv/, I'm believing the later.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        vst wasnt that fast back then 2 dedicated autists were enough to keep a thread bumped 24/7 it wasn't getting page 10d that killed it

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's definitely the k-pop grils. If ss13 generals can stay afloat surely other games can too.
          On the other hand, most sc2 population lives in discords and twitch chats, so it kind of makes that Ganker is a tad barren. Though reddit seems more or less fine. Then again, I only recently discovered that /vst/ exists in the first place.
          Would love to try and make a general on /vg/ to see what happens, but I'm range banned from that board on this ip address for some reason.

  287. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everything I've seen from stormgate looks mid. I don't know why everyone is so excited.

  288. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    162

  289. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It was definitely the kpop spam

  290. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i meant vg not vst

  291. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >see uThermal meme videos
    >the guy claims US is less salty than EU
    >doubt.jpg
    >switch to US
    >people gg
    >no meltdowns in chat
    Times sure are changing, huh?

  292. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    americans lost their soul with incontrol

  293. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    /sc2/ was killed long after the kpop ended when janny went into a rampage banning it on sight
    it looked very much like this thread at the time
    it's also when 162 was created

  294. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get good?

  295. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    switch to zerg and you'll get a free +500 mmr

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >reynor's toss was an actual thing
      You guys have nothing on Zerg. Seethe and cope.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i remember that going really well for him not like he swapped back any time he was getting btfo

  296. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    altitude has a cool snow effect
    we need a rain map too

  297. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he must have done pretty well in gsl then

  298. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    HeroMarine's loss vs Reynor's toss in a cash tourney was monumental yet same homosexuals still dare being uppity.

  299. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  300. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's okay, guys, I'm learning terran.

  301. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    in broodwar?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a neet, so I can't afford broodwar, anon.

  302. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  303. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's beyond cringe

  304. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Cringe all you want, but sc2 is free2play when bw (kind of) isn't.

  305. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can give you a bw remaster account

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >I can give you
      And you can take it away just as easily. I don't want to be heartbroken.
      Also it's not polite to take things from other just like that.

  306. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    ok

  307. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm still mad that i got banned for using cheat engine in single player sc1 but at the same time i guess i was moronic for not disconnecting from the internet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you were moronic for not using the legacy installer and playing modern blizzshit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >cheat engine
      Why not just use the cheat codes built into the game?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        zoomers don't know they ever existed

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        EUD maps

  308. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    do adepts even have veganas

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >dark templars - matriarchy
      >adepts - female fighter unit
      Why did it feel so out of place?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        because lotv was made after 2014

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      yes, players using them

  309. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >SHOW ME THE MONEY

  310. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna replay the original Starcraft's campaigns but I don't wanna touch the remaster with a ten feet pole because of how it handles pixel scaling in it's vanilla graphics option

    What are my options? Are there any modded copies that make use of better scaling algorithms? Perhaps even something with a CRT filter option?

    I remember playing Homm3 a few years back and it had a great version with all of those features and even a hud scaler that actually taxxed my gpu to 50%+ at 4k with the cleanest pixel scaling option selected

    pic unrelated

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Can't you just rip the iso for the original?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the original outputs 640x480 ONLY and will upscale however your gpu/monitor does it, which tends to be blurry

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Bro... your original disc copy?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        not that gay but if i wanted to install my original BW disc the first thing i'd have to do is order a CD/DVD reader

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          I grabbed my old drive the other day to install Zoo Tycoon and then I remembered it was SCSI

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          a usb dvd drive is like 5 dollars m8

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            there are countless things that cost five dollars and i don't keep in my home

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      use a real crt dummy

  311. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just use a crt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sorry i dont have one randomly in my flat, and even if i did i wouldnt go through the trouble of setting it on my desc, searching for a vga-hdmi converter, etc

  312. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    just stop being autistic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      the art style of the remaster really is god awful, both the portrayts/background art and the map assets

      and the vanilla option is super blurry

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ditto

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Holy shit, that really is blurry as frick. I've got my old disks and can send you the game key if you get your hands on the disk's files. Can't you just pirate it?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >add more spikes

          Holy shit, that really is blurry as frick. I've got my old disks and can send you the game key if you get your hands on the disk's files. Can't you just pirate it?

          http://www.staredit.net/topic/17625/

  313. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a leading symptom of autism is an inability to cope with change

  314. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    there is a very obvious and easy solution to this problem

  315. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    right, just get project64 1.6 and emulate starcraft 64

  316. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a final solution, if you will

  317. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    gedosato can also be used for upscaling

  318. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    your mom, for instance

  319. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand ample in this game

    Why did he not build more turrets and place goliaths in there? Artosis makes it sound like it's impossible to defend vs mass shuttles but it only seems ''impossible'' to defend vs mass shuttles if you are half assing the defense like ample did or like artosis does.
    Just look at what ample did. Didn't float a building for vision, barely any turrets, his only defense when the shuttles first came in were a bunker with two marines, a single sieged tank, and two marines not in the bunker.
    For one, I think making a bunker inside your base and putting marines in it is underrated as frick, it really grabs the attention of units dropped/recalled in your base and bunches them up for mines and siege tanks, or requires micro to ignore, and 4 marines do decent damage.
    As for Artosis saying it is not worth it, does the protoss not lose way more trying to break it if you have some actual defenses there? Imagine if he had five turrets, a full bunker, a sieged tank at the gate, a few mines, and a few golaiths. Those first shuttles just fricking die. You know he's going to try breaking it with shuttles so just commit to the defense. Two robos is a lot but all they're going to do is destroy turrets and die to golaiths. He loses so much money trying to break it if you properly commit to the defense. Ample starts to defend it better with mines and more units, but ysc starts storm drop sacrifices and he's already down so many workers from the previous half assed defenses. Seems like a real miss from ample tbh but I want to know what you all think.
    Turrets really aren't that expensive, I feel like some terran are allergic to building them when they clearly have the money to spare. I guess it's an apm thing then? They also block space so you need to go further in to drop stuff out. Kind of reminds me of protoss not getting observer upgrades when playing vs lurker.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He literally didn't have the money to spare, look at his mineral count when the first drop hits. High level broodwar play is all about taking shortcuts and doing as much as you can with as little as possible while you get your important tech and economy up. Turrets aren't worth much in the grand scheme of things but two turrets means 3 fewer scvs, 4 turrets is worth as much as a command center and if you get too far behind economically, then doesn't matter if you have 1 or 100 turrets because they're just going to march a whole load of dragoon/zealot into your base.
      When the first drop hit, he would've comfortably dealt with a single shuttle but being prepared for three at that point in the game would've put him too far behind in scv or tank count or any of a number of other things which would have just as easily led to him losing.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        He never once falls below 75 minerals, he could have afforded the turrets
        >bbbut it's less workers
        Yeah well he lost 11 scvs in the first attack so if he had stopped building scvs to build turrets (which he didn't need to do) then he would still have more scvs than if he had not built any turrets.
        He still builds turrets, just slightly too late and in bad positions when he had the money to build them slightly earlier so I don't really see how you can think he had no money.
        >being prepared for three would have put him behind
        Wrong. He had everything he needed to defend just in the wrong spots. He already had golaiths built, just not where they should have been, the fricking island base. He had turrets building, just not finished. He had a badly placed tank. He had marines but not all in the bunker. He was sitting in his entrance so his vultures had mines but he didn't place any in this most vulnerable base.
        >turrets aren't worth much in the grand scheme of things
        Except more turrets would have won him the game or at least put him in a very good position. Once again, he HAD the money. He was building turrets as the drop goes in, he had the money, and besides 2 (two) turrets had almost no anti air despite knowing there were two robos and trying to defend an island base.
        He fricked up somewhere massively, either he for some reason had zero clue there were multiple shuttles (lol 3 scanners), he took an island base and knowing it is a good shuttle/carrier map did not for a single second have enough defense for dedicated shuttle play, and took an island base yet failed massively by both spending resources to put some defenses there but nearly enough so it was all a waste.
        If his plan was to take the island base and keep it then defend it properly. If his plan was to cut his losses and run then he should have done that. He did neither, lost the game.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It's not because of workers that he was without turrets. He was scrambling to get his macro up. After the first drop he was able to snipe 7 probes. If you watch the reply he then instantly throws down 2 facts using up all of his bank. Immediatley after that he throws down 3 more facts and starts doing weapons upgrades. All while he is getting he starts setting up his 3rd. I don't hear scans until the 9-9:30 mark so I think that Ample thought that it was gonna be gateway man due to his early aggression. In the end he was just caught off guard that the Protoss went shuttle all in.

          Basically he was trying to get further ahead while not knowing what protoss was actually doing.

  320. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looking at it a bit more closely, he had TWO (2) turrets defending what is basically an island base. Five turrets, full bunker, tank a better position, a few golaiths and he would have held that easily. Ysc would be down three shuttles and a reaver with little to show for it. Turrets were placed badly as well. A turret is 75 minerals. And you just know ysc is going to attack again even if he completely fails the first time so it's not like the turrets are useless after the first defense.
    He wasn't using the dropship for anything else, just using his apm elsewhere because he could have had some golaiths in there.
    Also he had scanners for how long and he waited until his 3rd was under attack to research golaith range and build more golaiths, like come on. Two robos, protoss do not make a second robo to spam observers.

  321. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    not reading all that shit ^ and 2 ^

  322. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Does not matter, you would not have anything worthwhile to add to my thoughts.

  323. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only thoughts I get when watching or playing SC2 is ''why"

  324. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    jorg imba

  325. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Will you play starcraft today?

  326. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nope.

  327. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    no but i'll play this

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      overrated

  328. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    a gold friend always invites me to play 2v2 and we lose almost every time because he fricking sucks, what do?

  329. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    git gud

  330. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    forgetting to look at the loading screen to see what race the other guy is playing has helped me scout better, as I always end up sending a scout worker just to see what race they are

    I've scouted and defended about five worker rush cheeses this way too

  331. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    it's over

  332. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Thank god

  333. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i didn't even like tastosis towards the end...

  334. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    SOON

  335. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is he gonna make basedboy clickbait thumbnails for that too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If only you knew how jak'd things really are.

  336. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    we are black?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny because it's true.
      BW gays are like an older brother that denies his youngest sibling his efforts in gaining approval, love and respect from him.
      Which is totally, not cool btw.
      Why can't we hate on age of sleep together?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        i enjoy the power dynamic we have going on in this completely dead sector of the internet

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sc2 on the left

  337. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    *pachi pachi* NEXT MEME

  338. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    scanteless was pretty decent if i'm honest

  339. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Well............. I mean what can I say. It's Metal Gear Solid. I mean that should be enough right. And yes,

    ah... yes... home...

  340. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      zg if she azn

  341. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw we didn't get to live in the golden timeline where Husky and HD casted GSL

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      hd was a horrible caster who just got popular because he did it early on and husky is a fricking homosexual and i'm glad he stopped even though he was entertaining previously

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        calm down dan

  342. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    arty should start doing ample's marine siege tank rush vs nexus first tbh

  343. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    So fricking good, hope to see more of the protoss being slowly choked out by terran in the future

  344. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    husky was cute and funny

  345. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    is there anything more cring than calling artosis by his ''real'' name

  346. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Don't you have a stream to prep?

  347. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what prep is needed to die vs protoss the same way i did yesterday

  348. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the same kind of people who call neo "thomas anderson" unironically

  349. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Fair

  350. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no posts in 19.5h
    dead game, dead genre.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >no posts
      I come here every few hours just waiting for you to post this. Give me my trophy, please.

  351. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    thank god and the bear

  352. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i only play runescape now i quit sc2

  353. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    4u

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, you are far too kind!

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he hasnt talked about sc2 yet. he said he'll talk about it in a few hours. i doubt he'll say anything too critical of it anyway, since he didnt laugh at how zerg-oriented the patch was when he looked at it before.

        🙂

  354. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what did arty say about the state of sc2

  355. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    he doesn't even play sc2, who cares?

  356. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I play sc2 though, but nobody cares either.

  357. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i care anon

  358. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what did artosis say about the state of sc2? i missed it.

  359. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >he talks about some random leddit post saying sc2 has reached a bw state
    who fricking cares? some random moronic ledditor makes a moronic post, and he takes it seriously.

  360. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    artosis is a melee streamer now, he doesn't care about starcraft

  361. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all streamers eventually end up as clowns entertaining young children

  362. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    rotti is the buck breaking/BBC cobson but with reynor

  363. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's rough.

  364. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reynor lost his twink status eversince he got buff and started growing facial hair.

  365. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm circumcised

  366. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      a) Never heard of it for some reason
      b) Liking the lineup
      c) I'm going to sleep now and hoping I wont miss it
      d) Where's Maru?

  367. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >americans not found

  368. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    reminder

    https://www.patreon.com/ThePylonShow
    https://www.patreon.com/TastelessPodcast (lol)
    https://www.patreon.com/ASLenglish (LOL)

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ThePylonShow
      >last video 6 month ago
      >it was part of stormgate marketing campaign
      I feel nothing.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Tasteless Podcast was pretty good, wish he would actually do episodes of it again

  369. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pylonshow was going downhill right before arty gave it to the gay yuros and just crashed shortly thereafter

  370. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    and now they're rigging the last ever balance patch right before the last big tournament

  371. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pylonshow died with incontrol

  372. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Reynor and Dark 3'oed
      wew

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        patchzergs have to throw a few matches early on to make it seem like the new patch really did nerf them

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >patchzergs
          I know what kind of person are you.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            You've caught me, anon.
            I'm not European.

  373. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    how many patches do you need to be successful to stop being a patchzerg

  374. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    One patch after zerg is actually balanced so it's literally impossible to stop being one

  375. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The smurf question has been bought up yet again.
    What I like the most, is the argument that it's being done for the good of the community first - and not out of self-interest, so it's okay and justified.
    I mean, putting your own goals first isn't wrong per se, but what's with putting halo on a content creators head?
    It's a honor to play against a good player, some would say in favor of pub-stomping.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      redditors are nuts

  376. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >guy walls his natural and does not leave his base before his 10 minute 2 base all in
    >250 apm
    wtf was he doing with his mouse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Keeping his hands warm, probably.
      Or you can jerk off with one hand macro hard with the other. Since it's mouse only, he has to click extra hard.

  377. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    starcraft

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