STARFIELD TIMELINE

new lore, timeline goes from first human on mars to when the game takes place in 2330

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    lots in between too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who are these fricking made up people
      What a useless shitty timeline. Absolutely meaningless information. Like if I told you Zard Zoglaf became manager of space burger king in 2345

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They're supposed to be the main cast but Bethesda hasn't given us any info about them to make us care about these bozos.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bozos

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's there so when you meet beggar Lard Zoglaf you can quickly put him out of his misery.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a made up sci-fi story, shit-for-brains. Of course the names are going to be made up.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Zard Zoglaf forgive me...

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          jej

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're right. The main characters should have been Elon Musk, Nikolandroid Tesla, and a clone of Neil DeGrasse Tyson. All these made of people I dont even know is fricking stupid

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suspect your post might have been meant with irony but I earnestly agree. The game would be far, far more interesting and more people would be talking about it.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm willing to bet there'll be some side character called Elong Musq or some shit

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, you're actually serious then. What you're looking for is Futurama kek

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I suspect your post might have been meant with irony but I earnestly agree. The game would be far, far more interesting and more people would be talking about it.

          I'm willing to bet there'll be some side character called Elong Musq or some shit

          it's happening

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I DONT READ BOOKS AT ALL EVER BECAUSE IT MESSES UP MY ADHD AND IM BLACKPILLED SO I DONT TAKE ANY PILLS ACTUALLY WHATSOEVER BECAUSE ITS ALL BIG PHARMA POISON TO CONTROL US
        okay schizoid, the rest of us here likes reading lore in our games, sorry it fricks up your dyslexia or something

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Its completely meaningless lore because you have no idea who these people are or why you should give a shit that they joined whatever group on whatever date so why even present it like that. At this point why shoudl I give a shit that Andreja joined the constipation in 22338

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >WHY READ A FICTION BOOK NONE OF ITS REAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLL
            Look again Schizoid, we know that you struggle reading because you're an ADHD aspie with dyslexia who grew up on tablets and watching videos at 2x speed on youtube, but the rest of us like lore.

            BG3 proved that.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >you dont like this banal tripe
              >you must hate reading
              I'm looking forward to the game but there's nothing interesting about that timeline in anyway. You like this lore that you're seeing here? Does it excite you to know that Andreja joined constipation in 223423? Really makes you think that doesn't it. Such lore. God I'm gonna be awake all nnight pondering the ins and outs of all that.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. You hate reading.
                Your justification for disliking this is "ITS POINTLESSS AGHHH"
                so you must hate any and all fiction, which means you're an utter homosexual that should leave the medium of videogames behind and have a nice day

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        how the frick does a timeline of all things filter people like?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Souls gets away with it fine
        >Lord Youclarif the Bespoken slays the Eternal Coven Initiating the Age of Slaying

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zzzz. Fricking boring!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is there like a 120 year gap between these images
      Also
      >Barrett finds the artifact and knows it’s special
      wat

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He touched it, just like you get the whoosh thing when you touch it. Except you're special and get the whoosh thing when you touch all of them, and everyone else only gets it once. Except the big bad guy who shows up to try to steal all your pieces of your magic multi-axis trainer.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's an artifact of non-human construction that predates humanity that alone makes it "special". It doesn't need to do or be anything else. Phrasing it like that makes it sound like somebody found it and although they thought to catalog and keep it, they didn't think it was important or profound or interesting or worth study in any other capacity.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, no, I'm saying you're special, not the piece you touch, because other people only get the experience from it once, they don't understand that the pieces are connected until later, which is also what the timeline shows. Someone got one, had the experience, logged the piece, and then the black guy you meet in the trailer figures they must connect and might unlock the terrible secret of space, and starts looking for either something or someone that can bridge them all into one object, which turns out to be you.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      After reading the whole thing I can safely say the UC started both wars. Frick them, I'm joining the freestar collective.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >UC started both wars.
        Let's not get ahead of ourselves now anon there's no proof

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >united colonies
      >new atlantis
      >freestar collective
      >the clinic
      >constellation
      >crimson fleet

      Are these placeholder names or did they use some ai to generate the absolute most generic name possible?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Saturn V
        >Falcon 9
        >Starship
        >Skylon
        >Energia
        >Mare Tranquillitatis
        >Tartarus Dorsa
        >Trojans
        We aren't that original irl either.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tartarus Dorsa
          They called something literally hell?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, it's the name of a mountainous area in Pluto.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        New Atlantis is named after Sir Francis Bacon's utopian novel, so that's a non-generic name that reflects the intent of the city well.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it's named after the mythological city that sunk, and the game will have some lazy quest where you save the city from sinking.
          It's bethesda

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong city, New Atlantis isn’t on water. It’s the cyberpunk city that is. Don’t remember the name though since it was so generic

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            No that's Atlantis you fricking moron. It's not named Atlantis.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Anon stop posting

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Red Mile is another one.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's what it was like in the age of Asimov and Heinlein

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, Todd knows better than anyone on Ganker, they just don't realize cause they haven't paid attention to the literature.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Whatever you say Todd.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          and what a dark age that was

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          But despite their flaws (asimovs early works have flat characters, heinlein could not shut up about his fetishes,etc) classic sci fi had far more depth and creativity compared to post-kirkbride bethesda.
          Far harbor though was decently written, and the writer for that dlc is doing this, so this game will likely be better than fallout 4 albeit not worth the hype.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't these specify on tech advancements?
      That's the cool part of space.
      When did humanity achieve SSTO? When were rockets deemed obsolete? When and how was FTL achieved?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i cannot wait for bethesda to somehow frick up the lore of a new ip with no previous lore baggage like TES and FO had

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          New Vegas fricked the lore more than either 3 or 4

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            bait

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the timeline focusses on UC, FSC, and Constellation landmark dates. I'm sure the ingame books/computers will cover all the questions you can have.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no doubt in typical bethesda fashion you'll explore old science/industrial buildings which will show you what the tech advancement was like

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        there actually have been a lot of rumors involving the invention of FTL in starfield strongly correleating to the destruction of earth

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Slopspace rupture 😀

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >go back to Earth
          >the moon is gone

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            cue in construction of big space station to control the tides

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          That would be a cool avenue. Gravity manipulation royally fricking up the environment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Is this an original concept?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I remember it being a plotpoint for Cowboy Bebop. The first warpgate exploded and took out the Moon in the process hence why most of the show sticks around Mars and small orbital stations.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >that space race episode with the guy caught in warp space from the jumpgate testing days
              kino

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Earth is Tamriel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of this is extremely generic and bland. If I were a teenager with limited exposure to science fiction, I would probably find this compelling, but I'm not and it just does nothing for me.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw to intelligent for scifi

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've read fanfictions with better timelines t b h. Who even are these characters?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is randos joining Constellation considered timeline worthy?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        They help you find alien artifacts until you unlock its secrets and become god

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2330
      >Space AK-47s
      Bravo Todd

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >2023
        >still using 130 year old cartridges

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't fix what ain't broke Ivan.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are still people who shoot black power in the 2023. Besides, there isn't much you can do with conventional firearms, armies just put shit load of electronics on a 60 y.o. designs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's just skyrim (The Empire) lore in space.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Humans arrive at the Noro-Santari system is 4537392
      >Jeff Rickman founds the freesun collective in 17273
      >ARS systems develop gravitational traveling in 274738
      >Trns-Str and Quiksilver initiate a corporate merge in 17172
      >Master Cheebf arrives in Sanghelios on christmas eve

      Its just a bunch of fricking names and shit involving space corporations. None of this is compelling in anyway.

      BRAVO PAGLIARULO THE CLOWN
      BRAVO TODD

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is what makes a 100 year gap in the timeline where humans seemingly discovered FTL travel so funny.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't there supposed to be some 2001 space odyssey bullshit that we discover

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah the images straight up hint at it. 100 year gap to FTL travel and then a megacorp sets up an eye to surveil the heavens.

            It's just Marathon for a new audience.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >a megacorp
              dumbass

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >corporation spans multiple star systems
                what do we call structures that span multiple star systems? Mega structures.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Golden Gate Bridge is a megastructure and that's only like two miles long.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >corporation
                dumbass

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I mean... you say that but they developed FTL in mass effect in a year

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but they used the... mass effect to do that.

                >corporation
                dumbass

                Yep.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because they literally just found spacecraft that could achieve FTL on Mars.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                As oppossed to figuratively finding spacecraft on Mars?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                No. As in anything could have explained it but they just found it next door.
                That sure is lucky huh?!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's just the prequel to the eye of magnus quest with different names.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >space burger king in 2345

      only $500 space bucks for a whopper

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Nothing between 2050-2156
      >Nothing between 2194-2321
      Fallout continuity confirmed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Barrett finds the original artifact in the Constellation archives and knows it must be special.
      there's that strong bethesda writing i know and love

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        God tell me more. Barrett is my favorite timeline character. How did he know it must be special?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's that strong bethesda writing i know and love
        it happens all the time in real life

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This has gotta be some of the shittiest space game lore I’ve ever seen
      Even by standard space slop standards this is terribly lazy

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why should I be remotely interested in who joins constellation? They haven't given nearly enough information about it for me to look at this and go
    "OH MY GOD GLUP SHITTO SHOOK HANDS WITH CEO GENERAL ELECTRIC AND HIS DAUGHTER WASHER DRYER"
    If you're going to name fictional characters, tell me about Starfield's Amerigo Vespucci or Thomas Edison

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >They haven't given nearly enough information
      That's the fricking point of the timeline you moron. You take in this information, then later you can soiface about new information you discover in game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care about who invested in constellation. The interesting information is how and when we got FTL travel

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If only there was a way to discover that information.
          You have bought my game, haven't you anon?

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They have literally shown no quests from this game yet and I'm supposed to be interested?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I believe that Todd is a prophet and the future will happen like he says

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >BG3 troons happy to frick bears
    >Tardfield homosexuals eager to suck their father's wiener.
    What happened to gaming?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      zoomer humor
      >hahah what if I was gay and sucked a dick hahha

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What happened to gaming?
      You can't have fun anymore, because you're a culture warrior subhuman who screeches like a broken record.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >sex jokes everywhere and forced homosexualry good
        >pointing it out bad

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Pointing out what, the thing that started this is redditards imaging their dads sucking wiener

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People like you

      zoomer humor
      >hahah what if I was gay and sucked a dick hahha

      It's literally boomer humor that disappeared when gaming went mainstream in the 2000's and is resurfacing now because boomers are making games again

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >imagining your dad sucking wieners is boomer
        Since when ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >people shitposting
      >whwhha-what happened to gaymen,????
      Suck a dick, Black person.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dick sucking only happened now
      are you a new homosexual or what?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate this ironic vulgar talk people do these days, its so fricking cringey. Why do you all try so hard for attention, its pathetic.
      also
      >reddit
      please leave

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So when did we achieve ftl or near ftl spaceflight?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      tomorrow

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In between 2050 and arrival to alpha centauri cause otherwise they wouldnt have made it in between 100 years.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seems like that’s important point in your timeline that’s just omitted

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nikola tesla achieved it but the fricking glowBlack folk stole the patents.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Will depend on how long it takes us to go back to the Moon and retro-engineer the crashed ship there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That looks like a rock

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, a tightly angled rock made out of a reflective metal.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            NASA claimed that's a ship from 1967 that crashed on the moon. It's pretty much the same shape as the rockets they used, just with some holes in it and the needle at the front broken off.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Doesn't look in any way like a Saturn V.
              Besides, this thing was 110 meters tall, whatever that is on the Moon is more than 3km long and 400 meters tall.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WTF Since when has there been a crashed UFO on the moon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          For 1.5 billion years, apparently.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            And I'm only just finding out now? This some simulation update or something.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because no one ever talks about it.
              Just look up the region it's located in, Delporte-Izsak.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Because no one ever talks about it.
                No one ever talks about it because the whole apollo 20 spaceship alien city mona lisa thing is a prank whose author admitted having made up the entire thing 15 years or so ago.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              new DLC

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, a tightly angled rock made out of a reflective metal.

        Doesn't look in any way like a Saturn V.
        Besides, this thing was 110 meters tall, whatever that is on the Moon is more than 3km long and 400 meters tall.

        https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canular_Apollo_20
        i'm sorry, anon

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fromage baguette h'ors d'ouevres

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            ESL moment.

            I don't speak Fr*nch you cheese eating surrender monkey!

            >conspiracytards are too dumb to use google translate, let alone speak more than one language
            alright anons, there totally is an ancient spacecraft that we're gonna take apart in 50 years when we go back to the moon and we're gonna have star trek irl for realsies, banging catgirls and asari left and right

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          ESL moment.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't speak Fr*nch you cheese eating surrender monkey!

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yet I bet you dated Curie you mouthbreather

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the thing that stuck out to me too.
      It's literally "we put man on mars and lol now we're colonizing the universe" without any explanation of anything.
      You'd think there would be a bullet point at like 2099 that says
      >XYZ developed a new technique or discovered ancient alien tech that allows our spacecrafts to shield the humans on board from radiation, small debress, and the g's of near FTL travel
      Legitimately that single lack of a bullet point has killed a lot of interest i had in this game.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hmm, I wonder why it would be such a fricking mystery you mental pretzel yoga dipshit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          What, did everyone just forget? That's fricking stupid, you set up this future timeline then immediately spit in the face of it and look backwards, that's asinine.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, it's a real mystery, Scoob. We'll just have to go over to that spooky looking planet and find out, huh?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >debress
        lmao moron
        Also so moronic he doesn’t know what a whipple shield is

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happened to Earth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      died

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Taken over by e-girl catgirl androids

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I will now buy your game

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ecological disaster of some kind. What it was caused by who knows. Not go8ng to include it in the timeliness because it's a mystery within the game for the player to discover.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Living on Earth fell out of fashion.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      FULLY. RECREATED. EARTH. 16 MILLION TIMES THE DETAIL.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon refused to eat ze bugz and give up his car and caused great suffering among brown people. We are now paying the toll of wypepol's evil.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People all started to use Ganker as a platform for advice, and this lead to several gender, race, religion, cuckold and AI wars to a point where Earth become uninhabitable from all the dumb homosexualry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They all went to mars, you can go there.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Diversity.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        including the white races was truly a step too far

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      president Trump sold it to aliens for magic space beans

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's fricked

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      climate change

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you go to earth in the game and it just force quits and opens fallout 76

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nuclear war in 2077
      Starfield is a part of the fallout universe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Starfield is a part of the Fallout universe
        >Mundus can be stumbled upon in a primordial state
        That's one way to shut both fandoms up for the next few years until their games come out.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Timelines wouldn't match up for Fallout, 4's set in like 2300. Elder Scrolls could definitely work in though somehow.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe during the endgame sequence you use an artifact to choose a jumping point. Blue takes you to Elderscrolls, Green takes you to Fallout and Red takes you to The 10th Planet.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Pre-war U.S. government lands on Mars
            >Enclave begins planning for the apocalypse, intending to travel to Alpha Centauri (this part is already canon in Fallout)
            >Great War happens
            >A branch of the Enclave make it off-world and travel to Alpha Centauri, founding the United Colonies in 2159 (shortly before Fallout 1)

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >spent the next century inventing the transistor and mastering the art of fusion energy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nirn and by extension the entirety of that universe is within the dreams of a dead god. The stars are holes in the world where magika flows in from beyond the veil, and there is nothing beyond it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      uhhh purely a natural cycle of heating and cooling

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Orbital wobble.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 ways earth could go
      >complete desolate ruin from war and ecological ruin
      >aristocratic paradise that only the ultra rich can ever dream of living on

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      According to Will Shen we'll find out throughout the main story. But based on the trailer and the direct it seems like atleast 95% of it is an unhabitable wasteland, with some landmarks still standing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Position of the sun is all wrong. That’s not Earth. Discovery of warp tech went wrong and teleported a bunch of shit to other planets.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this game doesn't suffer from the same 'wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle' syndrome that Skyrim did, but I know it probably will.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm ready for it to be just no man's sky in gamebryo.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shit tier criticism. Skyrim main issue lies within the quest themselves

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do we normally see big games have no outside footage/previews 2 weeks before it launches? It's all been in house footage so far, as good as that deep dive was.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Bethesda has ever done outside footage previews.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It means they're really confident about their game selling without massive shilling and spoiling of the detaIls. The deep dive is already enough to get people to buy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's often a big red flag for most devs, but Bethesda does this with both good and bad games they publish, so it's not really noteworthy in either direction yet.
      Also, friendly reminder that it's a Bethesda game so it'll be good, not great, and the feeling of depth will gradually decline as you play. Enjoy it for what it is, but don't expect more than a 7 or 8 out of 10.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, when did they create the hyper drive?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    New concept art just dropped too, say hello to the children of the future

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >shoe pins
      We are in store for a dark future

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >New thing bad hurr
        Autism

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >add lines to shirts and pants that makes it futuristic!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh thank god, bracelets still exist in the future.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      isn't that shirt a star wars reference?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dicky mods confirmed.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So United colonies is basically NCR/Bos and freestar collective are the minutemen?

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there going to be hot green alien b***hes with fat breasts?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >united space federation colony
    >free space galaxy heroes...
    yawn how uninspired, who's the baddies I'm joining them

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crimson fleet which are pirates

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah , Crimson homies my crew

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There's also a snake cult with some pretty dope armor

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            TUNNEL SNAKES. RULE.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Hmm I like Crimson better than snakes, I'm going to kill all those guys

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna see those guys who think they're the only ones outside the solar system

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Troofield

    >It doesn't HAVE to have ground vehicles
    >It doesn't HAVE to have water falls
    >It doesn't NEED to have real directional lighting that effects the enviroment.
    >It doesn't need to have life on more than 10% of planets
    >It doesn't need a modern engine.
    >It doesn't matter that the dialogue is porn tier quality.
    >It doesn't need aquatic vehicles.
    >It doesn't need to have expressive dialogue animations.
    >It doesn't NEED to be more than 30 fps on consoles.
    >It doesn't need fallout 4's character body customizer.
    >It doesn't need flyable ships in a planets atmosphere.
    >It doesn't need playable alien races despite 10% of planets having life.
    >It doesn't need good gunplay.
    >It doesn't matter the collectors edition doesn't come with a disc
    >It doesn't need to have interesting world designs.
    >It doesn't MATTER that those 1000 worlds are all randomly generated.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It doesn't need fallout 4's character body customizer.
      It does have this also what’s “Troofield”

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>It doesn't NEED to have real directional lighting that effects the enviroment.
      Oh that is one thing it definitely does have. Software RTGI. Cell wide. Across the entire skydome. I hope you bought a GPU with lots of Vram. You... did, get enough Vram, ri... oh.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you could have just said
      >it doesnt NEED to have climable ladders in the year 2023 ad

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We'll be back to donkey pulled carts by 2328, that or Cyberpunks timeline.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We'll be back to donkey pulled carts by 2328
      try the 2050s thanks to the upcoming solar micronova. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihwoIlxHI3Q

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        tracer tong won

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Donkeychads just can't stop winning.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cyberpunks lore is so hot garbage, I only run 2013-era Cyberpunk.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    space is fake and gay
    slob on my globes

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Space makes third worlders seethe because it's the one place they'll never be able to ruin due to zero knowledge of rocketry.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        We'll bring them to the stars. There will never be a timeline where we abandon the undesirables on this decaying planet

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat zhe bugz chudz

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    TES6 release roadmap?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he doesn't know

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      4-5 years after starfield, so probably 2027-2028

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2050 - We've reached Mars
    >2156 - We are now in another galaxy
    What the frick happened in that 100 years? Whatever happened there is the most significant piece of human history ever achieved and they don't even acknowledge it, this is the sort of top quality writing I've come to expect from Bethesda.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      human-turian first contact war following the discovery of mass relays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >alpha centauri
      >another galaxy

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mental moronation.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anon can't do basic extrapolation to figure it out
      Anyone who has seen the direct and still questions how humanity got to Alpha Centauri is a complete moron.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >took tens of thousands of years for humans to spread across the earth only takes one century to spread beyond our solar system
      kek

      human-turian first contact war following the discovery of mass relays

      Yeah but ME humans were artificially advanced a ton by finding prothean artifacts and refined element zero on Mars nothing like that seems to be the case in Starfield so far.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We are now in another galaxy
      >4 light years away from Earth
      I'm enclined to believe starfield critics are just third world baboons paid by Sony. You can't be a full time professional moron for free.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does me being a total dipshit detract from the actual argument I brought up in my post?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm enclined to believe starfield critics are just third world baboons
        They ARE snoys so it's very likely. They do it for free though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not interested in filling time gaps in a game about travelling space and aliens

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >took tens of thousands of years for humans to spread across the earth only takes one century to spread beyond our solar system
      kek
      [...]
      Yeah but ME humans were artificially advanced a ton by finding prothean artifacts and refined element zero on Mars nothing like that seems to be the case in Starfield so far.

      Technological advancements are exponential when a breakthrough is made.
      Reminder that in just 15 years we went from propeller planes to the SR-71 and the Saturn V.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone that thinks we'll have the same vast technological leap we had through the 20th century in the 21st is delusional.

        Shit's stagnating.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >He doesn't know

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he believes a press conference designed as conspiracy bait that no other nation has acknowledged amid intense and divisive political upheval

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If we managed to develop FTL? Sure.
          Right now we don't even know how FTL could even work, anything's possible with something that breaks the laws of physics as we know them.

          >Musktard thinks this means we'll have humans on Mars anytime soon then FTL shortly after
          lmao

          There's a 100 year difference between getting to Mars and getting to Alpha Centauri, though.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Right now we don't even know how FTL could even work
            We have a rough idea of how it could works such as the Alcubierre drive but the issue is it would require more energy than currently exist in the entire universe to work hence why it would require "exotic matter" basically some bullshit substance like dilithium crystals from Star Trek which isn't known to exist and can create infinite amounts of power.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Well they can just throw some of theoretical physics dark matter into it, that seems to solve any problems they have.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The alcubierre drive poses far more problems than energy requirement (you're wrong btw it requires about three suns worth of energy with current estimates). Alcubierre himself acknowledged it recently.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Actual ftl travel is detonating nukes behind your vessel and harnessing the explosion.
              Yes, literally.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                isnt that how they did it in 2001 a space oddysee

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes. It really is the best shot at approaching light speed.
                When you explain a firearm's function it's just a directed explosion. A car's engine is just a directed explosion. Humans are boom masters.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can't accelerate beyond the speed of light just with that.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          compitency crisis is what the know it alls are calling it.
          It's code for saying non-whites are going to bring us back to agrarian society.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            *competency

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            *competency

            >tries to shit dunk other races
            >can't even get your racehomosexual screed right
            truly the last fringe survivors of the only worthy humans

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Musktard thinks this means we'll have humans on Mars anytime soon then FTL shortly after
        lmao

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we went from the wright brothers to neil armstrong in 60-odd years

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >another galaxy
      the voices... they will not stop..

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE ARE THE ALIENS, TODD??

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      his name is jeff

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm scared for elder scrolls now bros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next TES is gonna be in Black personland, don't expect anything.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Edgy homosexual teenager

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >now it only took you a little over 20 years to see the downward spiral?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have a game for you its called Skyrim : Constellation Edition.

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alpha Centauri by 2156? Now that's optimistic, but in the 80s, we definitely thought this. Now it's just Americans, their corporations and the slow death of culture.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time.

    They called it the greatest discovery in human history.

    The civilizations of the galaxy call it... MASS EFFECT.

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    could have just as easily gone
    >russians got to moon first spurring the space race to get even more money thrown at it to the point both sides accidentally discover FTL

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't quit your day job

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        im doing the writing for the next tes game im just posting here on my lunch break sorry

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >russians
      Lol not in this decade. Yuri already got the chop when they took his painting down in the Constellation HQ.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Funniest part is how they made a guy in a blue striped shirt black, even tho he was a white guy with a beard in the first trailer.
        Cutting out Gagarin is completely moronic since he has nothing to do with the current events.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yuri Gagarin didn't do or achieve anything. He rode into space on a soviet rocket made by the slave labor of kidnapped german engineers. The only reason to mention him is to prop up the exact (fake) image of the soviet union that Russia currently is.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >by the slave labor of kidnapped german engineers
            Citation needed. Hohols had more influence on the USSR space program than krauts

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yuri Gagarin didn't do or achieve anything. He rode into space on a soviet rocket made by the slave labor of kidnapped german engineers. The only reason to mention him is to prop up the exact (fake) image of the soviet union that Russia currently is.

              Soviet space program was a mess full of corruption, it was going to fall apart no matte what.
              And when they finally developed a functional Moon rocket they just abandoned it and let it rot for decades until it literally fell apart.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're confusing the 1980s Energiya rocket to carry the Buran shuttle with the N1 rocket (their actual space rocket).
                Really sounds like you're an expert on the Soviet program indeed.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The Energia rocket was made to be able to carry different payloads, Buran was just one of them, it was capable of carrying capsules, for example, and it only had 9T less payload capacity to translunar injection than the Saturn V.
                In fact, the Soviets and NASA were in some preliminary plans to form a joint space program to return to the Moon using the Energia rocket.
                Is just the Soviet Union collapsed and all that ended in nothing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The invasion of Ukraine proves Russia isn’t making it to 2050

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's literally the premise of For All Mankind, except without FTL.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, but unlike for all mankind, starfield could actually be somewhat entertaining. i dont know whats with alternate history shows and being fricking painfully boring

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Took until 2050 to get to Mars

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's estimated that the full cost of a crewed Mars mission is in the range of 500 billion dollars.
      Good luck getting any government to fund that without a reason that could interest them.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there is oil on mars
        done

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It's estimated that the full cost of a crewed Mars mission is in the range of 500 billion dollars.
        Is that it? Sounds like small change for a certain company known for its ties to the energy sector.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          For comparison, each Moon landing cost about 1.5 billion, and the government cancelled the Apollo program entirely because they didn't feel like paying that.

          I don't think anything save for "We literally found alien ruins" would convince any state to fund a crewed Mars landing.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just say that Ukraine is located on Mars.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hunter Biden's laptop is on Mars.

          Well, the CURRENT THING americans have arrived, thread's over.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I've been there long before you, frick'o.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its over

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just don't understand the mentality of americans.
            Space and futurism discussion going on and they rather talk about some politician or some third worlder conflict.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Because dwelling on things that aren't real is bad for the mind.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Than why you care so much about American internal politics?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's things that could exist, it's far more interesting than boring current politics where nothing happens.

                I'll give you the Biden one, but don't act like everyone and their mother isn't sucking off ukroids constantly

                See, look at this american, who fricking cares?
                It's like their brains can only store a tiny amount of information.

                [...]
                [...]
                Friendly reminder that Europe never went to the moon and never did anything relevant in the space race.

                Reminder that the Saturn V, the rocket that took you to the Moon, was designed by Wernher von Braun, a German engineer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Wernher von Braun, a American engineer.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He had US nationality, he was born and raised in Germany.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yup, an American engineer. Sorry Europe, if you wanted to colonize space you shouldn't have conspired to destroy Germany.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You mean Germany destroying Europe for the 10th time in 1500 years ?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, one german guy did everything, he even mined the materials needed and screwed every single frame of the rocket by himself. He also worked shifts at Wendy's to buy the parts.

                Black person just because one german led a projet financed and built by the US doesn't mean Germany or Hans the obese NEET get any credit in the space race.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Werner Von Braun gets a ton of credit for the space race. Him being a nazi is immaterial to the space race itself.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, Werner, not Germany, not Europe, Werner and the US.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agree.
                >just because one german led a projet financed and built by the US doesn't mean Germany or Hans the obese NEET get any credit in the space race.
                He gets a ton of credit though.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                He didn't do everything, but he was the chief designer of the Saturn V, without him the US wouldn't have pulled it off.
                The Soviets had a huge head start and were way ahead of the US before they brought von Braun in, and even then the Soviets failed to build a Moon capable rocket.
                Hell, the USA's current Moon rocket, the SLS, is pretty much the same as the Saturn V, despite being half a century newer.

                Yup, an American engineer. Sorry Europe, if you wanted to colonize space you shouldn't have conspired to destroy Germany.

                >an American engineer.
                So, straight up denial.

                >Sorry Europe, if you wanted to colonize space you shouldn't have conspired to destroy Germany.
                Do I need to remind you on what side of WWII you fought?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, you admit he was an American citizen, yet I am in denial. You poor thing.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >a bunch of papers indicate your country
                And that's how countries become 50% white.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think any american citizens were fighting in the nazi army.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                There were actually, very few however and they were pretty much all 1st generation immigrants.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >this cope

                >basing your game off of fake NASA DUDE SCIENCE SHIT
                yeah this is gay

                >third worlder spergs out over space because he'll never be able to get his hands on it and ruin it

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Space isn’t real moron

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes, I live in mudhuts and I barely have access to clean water, but let me tell you how the world really works

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I’m American

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                You Americans zoomers and millennials know jack shit about science, half of you are flat earthers and the other half thinks cutting off your dick turns you into a woman.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                The only thing the USA gets credit for is the Apollo CSM and LM, those were designed by North American Aviation, Boeing and Rocketdyne.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                And look at you now. A corporate owned nation of halfbreeds, obese piles of subhuman excrement and braindead monkeypoxing homosexuals predating on children with the full blessing of the very US you're deep throating like a 10 dollar prostitute in the back of an F 150 cab. The US has become a disgrace to mankind and the only way forward is to amputate that cancer. You are in the death throes of it now, writing cheques in Europe you won't be able cash. Even your women openly hate you in movies about children's dolls. That is how much of a bucket of shit the US become. Nobody wants your cancer. Nobody wants a shriveled vampire begging on their doorstep. Yankee go home and die out quietly you corn syrup infused genetic dead ends.

                spit

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not American + you're forcing people to take in rapefugees and ruined Europe multiple times. Not my problem.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he says, currently deepthroating US softpower, on a US website, speaking americanised English, debating about an American game.
                Take your meds.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Haha Starfield, hurray!!!!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I agreed about one of the posts you gaylord
                >It's like their brains can only store a tiny amount of information.
                You forget the contents of my post as you're typing yours, and you say this. Incredible.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its over

            I just don't understand the mentality of americans.
            Space and futurism discussion going on and they rather talk about some politician or some third worlder conflict.

            Friendly reminder that Europe never went to the moon and never did anything relevant in the space race.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'll give you the Biden one, but don't act like everyone and their mother isn't sucking off ukroids constantly

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Holy shit it's called a joke. Goddamn, Black person.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              We don't take kindly to that around here.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              He's probably a kraut. Ignore these bugpeople.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hunter Biden's laptop is on Mars.

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it doesn't recreate every atom in the universe
    fricking dropped

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      already it cannot escape no mans sky's shadow

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >largest release of the year
    >no leaks whatsoever

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Confirmed to be true.
      https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/571316828/

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was leaked this chick (most likely the fourth romance option) is an undercover agent for House Va'ruun

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        WOW thanks for the spoilers, butthole

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No problem, the alien machine thing also leads to someplace called the Unity

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the Unity
            Holy shit it does just take place in the Fallout universe

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >more manfaced women and joggers
        GOD DAMN IT BETHESDA

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >first space city found in 2160
    >game takes place in 2330
    >170 years later and only 4 major cities

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    We are going to awaken an ancient evil in a new star system and it will be humans.
    There, I just gave you the entire story.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like...
      we were the real monsters...
      all along!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >there is a mysterious race of ancient ali-
      theyre humans. theyre the first humans that went to space. saved you 60 bucks

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It writes itself.
        >the ship was on mars because the events of the game are fricked and we went back in time and crashed it there so humans would find it 1000000000000000 years later to crate a closed loop
        It writes itself.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >AT-43 vidya never ever

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    NOOOO WHERES MY LEAKS WHERES MY LETS PLAY WHERES MY ADVERTISING SHOVING THIS GAME DOWN MY THROAT WHETES MY ALPHA WHERES MY BETA WHERES MY DEMO IT MUST BE BAD IT IS RIGHT GUIZE YEP FLOP BETHESDA IS DONE NOBODY WILL PLAY THIS ITS OVER I MUST CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM NOW NOW NOW WAAAAAAAAH

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit about much, I just need a large number of robots to buy/build and field as my crew and I will be happy.

    I BETTER get battle droids or some shit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 day 1 ports for Ada and the ASSultorns

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        it that’s what has to happen so be it, they better not have fricked this one up, I’ll never forget how fallout 3 had literally only one robot be purchasable from the robot merchant

  34. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Todd should embrace memes and make the tell me lies song the launch trailer song.

  35. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Sarah Morgan is over 30
    Why are they making us frick a hag ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can hit it raw as much as you want

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      cause she CUTE!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because ole Benjamin Franklin would approve.

  36. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >4 years between human colonization in Alpha Centauri and the establishment of a new capital in it.
    What the frick happened to earth? What possible reason would some fledgling colony world be chosen as the capital for a rapidly expanding interstellar colonial empire and not the cradle of humanity with its vast industrial and population base?

    Also when Coe founded Akila City was it named as such right from the get go? a bit pretentious isn't it, to name your personal community of 1 a "city"?.

  37. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >basing your game off of fake NASA DUDE SCIENCE SHIT
    yeah this is gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Roscosmos gays on suicide watch as Russia's lack of softpower makes CCCP punk fall into irrelevance.
      SAD !

  38. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ancient artefact main plot
    yawn.

  39. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    there was an interstellar war 30 years ago and the organisation you're joining is only 55 years old, this setting is so fricking bad

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >unstable setting is unstable

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You aren't going to have a space setting at all unless it's stable as frick anon. The amount of time and planning to do anything right needs long term stability.

  40. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I pre-ordered the deluxe edition, first time I did this in my life

    look at what you done to me, Todd

  41. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    > We dindu nuffin!
    They scream as they pick your pocket. Let no-one suffer the American lest he be willing to give away all that is his, prostitute his wife for their gain and emasculate his children.

  42. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How am I supposed to remember all this and star citizen

  43. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    People here have been so brain rotted by countless sequels, reboots, remakes. That they’re confused when a new IP is establishing lore and every character mentioned doesn’t already have a funko pop and their own spin-off and novel series.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mass Effect did it but was way more creative than the bland shite we've seen so far from Starfield.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mass Effect did it but was way more creative
        Black person, the timeline in Mass Effect is fricked.
        In just 30 years humanity goes from just having Mars colonies to being spread out all over the Milky Way and having a seat on the Citadel.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because of element zero moron, that shit is fully explained in like the first hour.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only thing that explains is their tech development, which is just lazy, they literally just find a bunch of ships on Mars.
            The way humanity behaves, the way it gets treated, is one of a species that's been among aliens for generations.

            Bear in mind, in Mass Effect, someone could have been born when humanity just had Moon and Mars bases, and by the time they finished studying a career humanity suddenly has hundreds of colonies all over the Milky Way and people who haven't even seen Earth.
            And lets not forget that within 30 years they caught up with the Turians in space tech, the ones who were already a space faring species thousands of years ago.

            Mass Effect's timeline makes no sense compared to when the games happen, games should have been set at least 100 years later.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very creative, humans found “le substance” problem solved. What makes you think starfield didn’t write the same hack job shit.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think he means that 30 years is barely enough to create 1 more generation of humans, unless Earth was already at max capacity or there was a massive baby boom there shouldn't be enough humans to populate every place of note with humans in just 30 years.

            >Mass Effect did it but was way more creative
            Black person, the timeline in Mass Effect is fricked.
            In just 30 years humanity goes from just having Mars colonies to being spread out all over the Milky Way and having a seat on the Citadel.

            They got a seat at the citadel cause they did ok during the first contact war, no?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >They got a seat at the citadel cause they did ok during the first contact war, no?
              No, it's after Sovereign is destroyed.
              The thing is, you have the Elcor and Volus who have been waiting for literal centuries, and suddenly a bunch of newbies who still used rockets a third of a human lifetime ago get a seat in the governing body of the entire galaxy?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >jellys and space manlets seething
                Sounds like a skill issue lole.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Humanity only got to be on the council because they were the main fleet that protected the citadel from the reapers in ME1, to be a council race means you have to satisfy certain security obligations which humanity proved they could do whereas elcor and volus are too militarily weak.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Humanity was basically uplifted by discovering prothean tech in ME, it was just a way to get them out into the galactic community where the interesting shit like the relays and aliens were, even the factions in Starfield sound boring as frick they're just generic cookie cutter stuff like 'Galactic Federaration' and 'Space Cowboys/Rebels' even lore behind simple studd like the mass effect fields and biotics is more in depth and interesting than anything we've seen from Starfield so far.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      honestly you're right, whatever happened to the days of not needing everything about a game's background fed to you

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It has these shitty animatics (with no voice acting):

      https://bethesda.net/en/game/starfield/article/ddtEkby0KjT7Vkjj5ycXU/the-settled-systems-a-starfield-animated-anthology

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        soul

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Literally this
      >Game didn't came out yet
      >WHY ISN'T EVERYTHING SUPER COMPLEX I DON'T KNOW WHO THOSE CHARACTERS ARE I NEED A 100000 THOUSANDS PAGES BOOK ABOUT EVERYTHING EVEN THOUGH THE GAME DID NOT FRICKING CAME OUT IT'S BAD ABDBABDBSBDBDB

  44. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Still can't believe these frickers made a huge space rpg with no intelligent aliens meanwhile TES has ten playable races.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's narratively thematic. Now that we know about the ancient artifact we know why.
      All aliens will be humans.

  45. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Humanity has spread across the stars
    >Its actually 4 cities
    Lol. Never change, Bethesda.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Small studio please understand

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes however each one of these cities has sixteen times the detail! You see that NPC? You can frick em!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are smaller towns/settlements across the galaxy. And a lot of people also just live on the staryards we saw in the direct

  46. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This timeline fricking sucks. Its just people we don't know joining organizations we don't know. This is shit lore.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It also largely spoils the entire game if you've read any science fiction in your life.

  47. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Killzone had better lore

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >implying anyone gave a shit about Killzone

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        tobias.gif

  48. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Deepala
    SIR
    I TOLD YOU WE WOULD BE SPACE POWER BY 2020 VERILY SIR

  49. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The setting seems a bit ripped from Firefly. Cowboy group, Alliance / lawful militaristic group, Megacorp group. Or a lot of things, its the sci fi equivalent of orcs and elves

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Firefly is ripped off from Traveler which is ripped off from every sci-fi book from Asimov to Verne. Incestuous propagation of ideas is what makes a genre after all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >seems a bit ripped off / generic
        >well all these other things did it too
        frick off next thing you'll be defending lord of the rings for ripping off generic rangers and dwarves and wizards and shit

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The point is that there's nothing new under the sun. Anyone who wants to make a compelling fictional story about future science while being grounded to our experience as humans WILL reverse engineer half of the tropes that invented the sci-fi genre in the first place. It's impossible to avoid without delving into disjointed schizo fiction.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >It's impossible to avoid without delving into disjointed schizo fiction.
            Speaking of disjointed schizo scifi you should try out Paradigm Worlds. One of the most wild setting to come out of the modding scene.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah the point is you're just disagreeing for the sake of it, this shit is the most bland generic story I've ever seen, I'm literally glazing over just looking at this timeline. I'm still gonig to enjoy flying around blasting shit but I'll give no shits about who the frick anyone is adn I bet you can't remember any of it even now
            >2257 Flolbert Grankkle joins the Condominium
            frick off an AI could do better

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              When's the last time you actually read a book? Middle school?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the frick up, I'm still buying the game you've no need to cry about some valid criticism

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm just saying you're going to miss out on the majority of what makes the game good if you're media illiterate.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've read plenty of books you c**t, I've read more interesting cereal packets than this timeline

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I-I actually do read lots of b-b-books!
                >by the way books are what I call cereal boxes

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                if i was sat having a shit I would find the ingredients of a shampp bottle more enthrallnig than the starfield timeline

  50. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    FRICK U.C SPACE JANNIES
    STARTED TWO WARS BECAUSE 'noooo you're not allowed claim a planet to build a farm on without a permission"
    THE ~~*UC*~~ FEARS THE SPACE FARMER

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yo I think that shotgun shoukd be square pal

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Perfect 😀

          Your baby rage right now is the literal equivalent to reading the 2 paragraph blurb on the back of a GoT book and going "WHO THE FRICK IS NED START? WHOSE THIS JON SNOW TWINK? WHY THE FRICK WOULD I CARE. SHIT STORY, SSHIT BOOK moronic FRICKING WRITING" and then throw it in the trash.

          You're simply put acting like a moron arguing in bad faith for the sake of arguing

          Yeah who are these characters? I wonder if there will be some kind of game where I can talk to them and learn more and they will gain their relevance.

          A blurb should get you interested, I've picked up many a book based on the blurb alone. Not interested in picking up the Starfield book so far.
          Its bland.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            plenty of best selling books with blurbs that you'd put down the book of.
            In the end it comes down to taste, and I'm interested in the story.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The best scifi is about ideas for me. This is just a sequence of events in space setting. The worst kind of fiction. There's nothing to make you think, its just: thing happened then thing happened. I still remember shit I read from years ago from buying second hand anthologies of scifi short stories, I won't remember any of this shit and I got a strong feeling its not gongi to very interesting if thats the best they can do.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sci-fi is a very decisive genre with a lot of branching sub-genres, in how it utilizes the science aspect of it.

                I like the idea of a first contact story, multiple generations down the road, and we're getting just into the early wild-west days of the great expanse. The nasa-punk tech as they coined it is great. I'm up to date though to the latest in the modern day space industry, the theories and tech they already use and I'm excited to see how Bethesda extrapolates a more realistic down to earth feeling onto that. It's going to be able the science, the adventure and the story of those who are seeking to control the new expanse.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I don't mind the concept it s more the dull way they presented it literally just makes my eyes glaze over reading it like trying to take in a shopping list, as if we should give a shit about any of these people at this point. I don't mind the grounded setting, I like Battlestar Galactica for example which is pretty grounded tech-wise, but even that has some philosophical ideas in it like is a toaster alive, has this all happened before and will happen again, and even the suggestion of divine reality in it.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah I don't mind the concept it s more the dull way they presented it literally just makes my eyes glaze over reading it like trying to take in a shopping list
                Have you considered at all that maybe it isn't an issue with what you're reading and you've instead just got a lot of mental baggage associated with Bethesda so you look at everything they put out like it's going to shoot your dog?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >you've instead just got a lot of mental baggage associated with Bethesda so you look at everything they put out like it's going to shoot your dog?
                not him. but yeah i think that's the reason why people are questioning this
                BD3 writing is not that good or bad, yet it's only being praised because larian

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you considered why you are defending something against a criticism as if it is a personal attack on you? I have no baggage with bethesda, I've predorder the game and am looknig for ward to playing it. ANd I can still look at it objectively and say that the story so far is uninspired banal tripe. Bu as I will be playing mostly for the gameplay and immersion rather than the shitty story, probably doesn't even matter.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >shitty story
                >judging the story before even actually playing the game
                i mean the anon you were talking has got a point

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm judging he story so far as presented so far.

                Its a historical timeline, it's purpose is to solely give people an idea of the chain of events in the main storyline so if you want to roleplay as someone who knows the lore of the constellation company, etc you already have a general idea of what's going on.

                It's not supposed to be written as some historical fluff piece to get you to buy the book, that's what the direct was for in showing off how the gameplay and world looks. This is just a dry historical timeline of events to get you prepared for the universe you're entering, so when someone ingame references the Narion wars, you know it roughly took place from 2196-2216 on your history nerd character orr whatever and how far back that relates to the timeframe you're playing in.

                >Its a dry historical timeline
                Exactly yeah, and thats boring. You saying its meant to be boring? That was their choice to make it boring. I know there was a war between some united guys and some free guys, and then andreja did something, and barrett, fricking barret, he just knew that srtifact was special. Holy shit I'm so invested already.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Exactly yeah, and thats boring.
                To a mouth-breathing cretin like you sure, but I enjoyed history class. Subhuman IQ trash like you are the reason I get to see my facebook feed filled with shared posts from equally subhuman apes I went to school with sharing some historical fact and saying "WE DIDNT LEARN THIS IN HISTORY CLASS" when I know for a fact we did Robin, you just were to busy gossiping with your friends giggling about Chad Thunderwiener starting QBs dick instead of paying attention.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but it's not the actually story anon, it's historical tidbits for you to learn what has happened before leading up to current events in the game

                Ok so andreja joined constellation in what year? don't look

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                A few years before the events of the main story taking place

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fascinating. And who is andreja, and why is it relevant to know when she joined?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We don't know yet anon! the game isn't out, they also didn't show Andreja in the direct, so obviously it's someone important to the story that Bethesda is waiting to share with us.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly! So we've been told when someone we know nothing about joined the thing. If we already knew something about andreja, this might be interesting. AS IT IS, it is meaningless, because we nothing about this person. I'm sure we will meet her or him or them and they will be super important, but AT THIS POINT, it is meaningless information. Do you see?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                We know this person is important to the story of starfield, and now I have a general outline of the history of the starsystem my character is going to be in, the company they're going to be working for, and the names of who my prominent coworkers are.

                none of this is meaningless information as it's directly relevant to a game I'm playing day 1 early access hour 1.

                Sorry you're a brainlet who can't comprehend how a timeline is beneficial

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well I guess we'll have to agree to disagree because this discussion is boring too. When you meet Andreja, be sure to say out loud "OH its Andreja I read about her on the timeline, she joined a few years ago.", and say hello to barret for me.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Everything is boring to you, except apparently spending hours on end telling anonymous people what you find boring
                What a sad pathetic life you lead

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah probably true, but at least I know it. We're both in this boat together, and i'm just expressing my unbiased opinion, and you're fighting back on the defensive like you are personally offended by criticism of the game.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well no, you stated your opinion and I told you it was wrong.
                you could've walked away at any point, while I got my time to discuss the game like I wanted.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think the game looks great btw, the action in particular looks really good for bethesda, or for anyone for that matter. I am ok with it being action RPG oriented and not bothered if its not the deepest RPG in the world. A good story would be great too, but I'm not inspired by generic space factions having a war and all that so far. Maybe the ancient alien parts will be good, maybe it willall be fantastic idk, but I don't think anyone who is a sci fi fan can genuinely say its this is interesting history. So I feel that you must just be defending it out of some kind of loyalty or personal attachment rather than being objective. A can be great and you love it but still maybe this poart of it is not so good?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                but it's not the actually story anon, it's historical tidbits for you to learn what has happened before leading up to current events in the game

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its a historical timeline, it's purpose is to solely give people an idea of the chain of events in the main storyline so if you want to roleplay as someone who knows the lore of the constellation company, etc you already have a general idea of what's going on.

                It's not supposed to be written as some historical fluff piece to get you to buy the book, that's what the direct was for in showing off how the gameplay and world looks. This is just a dry historical timeline of events to get you prepared for the universe you're entering, so when someone ingame references the Narion wars, you know it roughly took place from 2196-2216 on your history nerd character orr whatever and how far back that relates to the timeframe you're playing in.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's because it's just a timeline moron. What themes starfield decides to tackle and whether they're executed well remains to be seen. Keep in mind the lead writer is Shen not Emil so "it's bethesda of course it will be shallow" doesn't really apply here
                Genuinely don't have the words to describe how moronic your post is, talking as if a vague timeline of events leading up to the stories beginning is the substance of the story itself

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Its titled "the story so far, and they chose to present it as a dry list of things happening in the most dull and uninspired way possible. They didn't have to write it like that, they could have written it like a blurb:
                "In 2050 the human race finally conquered the planet mars under the leadership of president elonk mewsk. In 50 years they were no longer tethered to the mother world, but were free, spacefarers, and ready to venture forth into the void..."

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >middle school creative writing class drivel full of tropes is your example of what they should've done
                and these are the people who unironically expect you to hold their opinions in high regard

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Better than what they did, I already want to know more

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                what they wrote was way worse than the original though lmao

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit have a nice day.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                kino

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                That would require the writers to have soul

  51. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >generic globalhomosexual star trek fantasy not bounded in any interesting lore or geopolitcs

  52. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Review codes are going out later this week, supposedly before the 17th https://twitter.com/_Tom_Henderson_/status/1691188293008838656?t=F5h8pDVZzvzs5sI6su9HKQ&s=19

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, look forward to getting my review code soon. Starting a youtube channel paid off.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is Todd. I’m revoking your code for talking about it.

  53. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emil was in charge of writing the space pirate faction

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what else has he written in the past?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the main story of skyrim and fallout 4

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not Skyrim no. In Skyrim he was in charge of the Dark Brotherhood and generic dialogue. "Arrow in the knee" was written by him and it wasn't intended to be a meme

          Fallout 3&4 main quests are his work

  54. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sonysisterhoodbros.... how do we recover from not being able to play this on our PS5s? wtf this is bullshit.....

  55. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's all well and good but where are the horny blue skinned alien babes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the expansion dlc

  56. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't hate readin at all, I hate reading boring shit, you seem to have a real low intelligence score
    >generic space group A did a thing
    >generic space group B didn't like it
    >group A and group B went to war
    >then the war ended and they agreed to not war
    >then person A joined group C
    >a bit later person B joined group C
    now just fill in random shit foir the names

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pointless reductionism garbage
      no anon, you dont have a point. I could do that to any of your favorite books, but you dont have any because you dont read.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think this is a good interesting story so far?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          its a timeline of events.
          I think the setting and lore we've seen so far is interesting yes, first contact stories are some of the best in science fiction

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            A timeline of events with names of people that you have no idea of who they are or anything about them. A list basically, a list of names and dates they did a thing. Do you enjoy reading lists? Thats your idea of good lore? This is eciting you is it, seeing a list of names that at this point mean nothnig to you and a date they joined something? Honestly a fricking kid in english class could write a more interesting timeline foir an assigment, I could write a more interesting sequence of events when writing a to-do list for the day.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your baby rage right now is the literal equivalent to reading the 2 paragraph blurb on the back of a GoT book and going "WHO THE FRICK IS NED START? WHOSE THIS JON SNOW TWINK? WHY THE FRICK WOULD I CARE. SHIT STORY, SSHIT BOOK moronic FRICKING WRITING" and then throw it in the trash.

              You're simply put acting like a moron arguing in bad faith for the sake of arguing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah who are these characters? I wonder if there will be some kind of game where I can talk to them and learn more and they will gain their relevance.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think some of them are the characters we met during the E3 coverage

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no aliens, that alone makes anything set in this world boring because Bethesda can't write complex humans. And if there's nothing BUT humans (till the end of the main quest maybe, and I doubt those aliens will rejoin the galaxy), well get ready for fallout 4 in space (but extra boring cause no Fallout lore to fallback on)

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a timeline of events.
        I think the setting and lore we've seen so far is interesting yes, first contact stories are some of the best in science fiction

        The duality of sci-fi nerds

  57. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    who cares I'm playing ff16 still

  58. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Bethesda game has actual different children models and not just shrunk down adult models
    is Bethesda actually attempting to improve?!?!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I will now buy your game

  59. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  60. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't wait to meet barrett, he's the main man so far in my view

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like him more than Sam "we wuz cowboys" Coe

  61. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are going to be sex mods where I can have a relationship with my mother.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one year after the coom scene has settled down

  62. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is even more bland than Elite Dangerous lore, which is infamously generic and fricking 10 years old at this point

  63. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Freestar Ranger Sam Coe and his daughter Cora join Constellation
    >and his daughter
    No thanks Bethesda, his wife probably got sick of his cowboy LARP and dumped him. Barrett is the only vanilla male option for romance I guess.

  64. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they explained how SOL works in ships. 2100s seems a too little early for discovery of other systems. I get that it's fiction but were almost a quarter away from 2050 and I find humans going to mars unbelievable.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Living in space by 2100 I assume refers to people living long term in space stations or on colonies that are within the solar system. Presumably the grav drive is then invented which lets them leave and reach Alpha Centauri (closest star system) in 2156.
      >I get that it's fiction but were almost a quarter away from 2050 and I find humans going to mars unbelievable.
      Most popular propositions for manned missions to Mars aim for the 30s so I found the 2050s date interestingly grounded by comparison.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Most popular propositions for manned missions to Mars aim for the 30s so I found the 2050s date interestingly grounded by comparison.
        I just looked into that, for now, 4 people are prepping themselves for the mission. To me, it's crazy to imagine being separated from Earth to a distant planet and hope nothing fricks up.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          if they actually get their boots on Martian soil, they will instantly reach living legend status

  65. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    will it be worth it to take the perk at the beginning that starts you with a house? can't you build a comfy house/base on any planet?

  66. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    test

  67. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like the word generic is getting said a lot

  68. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    So theres probably gonna be a bunch of united people saying "cowboys bad" and a bunch of cowboys saying "united bad" but really there's just different factions that mean nothing to us really we weren't involved in any of it or have anything to go off the make any kind of choice one way or the other. Its eems like juts territorial rather than idealogical.

  69. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that the capital city of a faction that fought an interstellar colonial empire to a stand still doesn't even have paved fricking roads.

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