Dicks are more marketable than alligators. But the cat should've been the shill starter, but knowing it's final evo is probably feminine. TCPI doesn't want to take the chances.
>rowlet was a sure thing to me right away >grookey was a sure thing to me right away >still can't pick SV starter
They all look like they'll become lame
I know that feel, you could just pick whatever and then play the rest if the game without your starter, it's legit
or if you don't care about spoilers you can just choose based on their evolutions after they are revealed
>Game Freak is so unwilling to shill a Johto starter that the only option was to be competent for once and give them all dynamic poses so that no one hogged the spotlight
I didn't knew inceronoar existed when I choose Litten. I loved the cat. Cute as frick. I even played almost solo taking care of him.
Torracat was solid. It was still cute but started to look like a tiger. Still loved to pet him after every battle.
And them I got incineroar. I had to pet a bara with a cat fantasy....
After that I lost hope for the fire starters. The era of them being the best starters was over.
The bunny was just the spit on the grave.
it's just height you blithering morons, they put the tallest in the center because it presents better as an image - like posing a photograph. frickin morons.
The one in the center will become the shillmon of the gen.
Get ready for duck shilling.
>gen 6
right
>gen 7
left
>gen 8
middle
>gen 9
right again
firecucks win again
But left is rowlet in gen 7 wich is another cute one, just like piplup. Shillmon is final evolution and line overall, not just first stage
>implying Piplup isn't the shillmon of Sinnoooooooooh all by itself
Piplup is just cute mon that being popular and marketable. Shillmons was chimchar line in gen 4
Nah
Dicks are more marketable than alligators. But the cat should've been the shill starter, but knowing it's final evo is probably feminine. TCPI doesn't want to take the chances.
>Dicks are more marketable
I agree
>Dicks are more marketable than alligators
>Dicks are more marketable than alligators
because frick Fire starters
>rowlet was a sure thing to me right away
>grookey was a sure thing to me right away
>still can't pick SV starter
They all look like they'll become lame
For me was Gen 8 a hard pick and I think their evolutions are lame because they just got bigger. I think Gen 9 will be again more interessting.
>not picking sprigatito which WILL, without a doubt, turn into a catgirl waifumon
I know that feel, you could just pick whatever and then play the rest if the game without your starter, it's legit
or if you don't care about spoilers you can just choose based on their evolutions after they are revealed
>why
Because jojohomosexuals
Fuecoco is just moronic and stood in Quaxly's spot
Probably because of the size of the fire one
>mass replies to say the same thing as two of the posts
moron
>the same thing
you absolute moron
Read it moron
I did, moron.
Clearly not very well
Enough about yourself. They are not the same statement.
Expect they are. Have a read.
Pokedex number morons
Look again moron
look at how ugly these shits are. the pokemon company fricking HATES us. we americans can't just fix all of our transgressions with money.
Imagine being a grown adult crying about how a pokemon looks.
Kind of unreal how samey the gen 8 ones are.
Water deserves to be front and center. It was almost always the most well rounded coice.
It's been dex order since gen 2 right?
because the worst one is always in the middle
This is the best 3D Starter Pose
Dynamic angles, nobody is hogging the spotlight, they make an impression
Plus they're in dex order.
>Game Freak is so unwilling to shill a Johto starter that the only option was to be competent for once and give them all dynamic poses so that no one hogged the spotlight
This is ORAS moron
The pose still stands out
X and Y 's Kalos and Kanto, and ORAS's Hoenn, and Sinnoh starters are just standing there
Why do they look like they are doing the Amongus Drip meme
I didn't knew inceronoar existed when I choose Litten. I loved the cat. Cute as frick. I even played almost solo taking care of him.
Torracat was solid. It was still cute but started to look like a tiger. Still loved to pet him after every battle.
And them I got incineroar. I had to pet a bara with a cat fantasy....
After that I lost hope for the fire starters. The era of them being the best starters was over.
The bunny was just the spit on the grave.
it's just height you blithering morons, they put the tallest in the center because it presents better as an image - like posing a photograph. frickin morons.
Holy shit Sprigatito looks unnerving as frick
shes high off her ass
What if Fueococo turns into the Day of the Dead reference?