>HURR DURR israeliteS GOT EWYTHING BOO HOO WUAAAH WUAAAH
Shut the frick up you moron the only effect the israelites have had on any aspect on your life is the aspect that tries to get an extra tip from some rabbi homosexual. Stop making excuses. Buy a fricking dirt bike and join some gay ass dirt biking club you fricking moron.
>I can't pick up guitar, learn to cook, or wall climb because of da JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
My eyes usually glaze over when people bring up the israelites. This might be the first time I'm actually talking to someone who thinks like this. Is this an ironic belief, or do you really cope with your nothing existence by schizophrenically gushing about the israelites, who have absolutely no influence whatsoever over whether you have valuable skills and hobbies
>I can't pick up guitar, learn to cook, or wall climb because of da JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
My eyes usually glaze over when people bring up the israelites. This might be the first time I'm actually talking to someone who thinks like this. Is this an ironic belief, or do you really cope with your nothing existence by schizophrenically gushing about the israelites, who have absolutely no influence whatsoever over whether you have valuable skills and hobbies
You can get lots of old games via ROMs and abandonware. I agree modern games for the most part are complete ESG slop but that doesn't stop you from enjoying ols, still based games.
Don't bother. You're replying to someone who wakes up, goes to work, comes home, browses Ganker, then goes to bed. The concept of being a normal, well-adjusted human being waved bye-bye to him a long time ago, hence the obsession with israelites as a scapegoat for why he's a loser. He might even call me a israelite, who knows?
I'll never understand how people can unironically believe a cabal of goblin-looking 16th century israeli stereotypes are participating in calculated information warfare which consists primarily of disrupting discussion on a vidya board which is used by nobody of any meaningful note. This somehow prevents him from being a productive, normal person. The point is this guy was always gonna be an unproductive troglodyte. israelites are just a means of pretending this somehow isn't his problem.
nta but finding a reason to want to wake up in the morning other than being vapidly vitriolic online to a bunch of randoms on a topic you apparently don't even care about isn't an exotic recommendation, and if you think it is, you're dopamine addled.
You be better without /v if you have some friends. If you're lonely, I guess there'snt much you can do except getting an actual hobby or something you could feel proud & passionate about. Is hard, but so is my pipi, and I get used to it
>If you're lonely, I guess there'snt much you can do except
Virgin fixed mindset. If you don't have friends, make an effort to make some. The solution is never spending 90% of your spare time doomscrolling online and begging to be acknowledged by strangers who will only mock you.
>The solution is never spending 90% of your spare time doomscrolling online and begging to be acknowledged by strangers who will only mock you.
Have you ever seen a Black person than WASN'T black? I don't think so. Checkmate.
I play an hour or two per day of Overwatch 2 on my Xbox Series X. I own a nice gaming PC and steam deck, but I simply don't use them for much beyond modded binding of isaac and a UI for emulation, so I probably won't be buying anything. Wake me up when the wait for L4D3 ends.
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST CONSOOOOOOM YOU MUST BUYBUYBUY NOWNOWNOW OR I WILL FEEL LIKE A PAYPIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG NOOOOOOO HOW COULD OYU DOOO THIS TO ME ANON, YOUYRE A TREASNNY YOUERH AA TRJANTYIJSYH SDJFLK HJDKLJGHK UWRSEG OIHSDKUF GHSDKL:YG
>I’m poor
I make around 5k/week. Have your tried not being moronic and skill-less? >anyone who admits to playing overwatch 2 is a fricking troony
We get it. You tried it, fed, and got pigeonholed into sub-platinum. No need to pretend you're better than people who play it, my brown friend. >trannies
Most people who play OW2 are angry autistic 20-something men who exploit Reaper's voice lines to make him say he's dressed to kill blacks. You're simply commenting on something about which you know nothing, which isn't news at all because poor brown people often do this.
What have you played recently? >inb4 either "no I won't tell you" or list of Ganker-approved games because you have no palate
7 months ago
Anonymous
>have no palate >plays overwatch 2
kek
7 months ago
Anonymous
It's a good game with fun gameplay. I don't let Ganker decide which games I'm going to play. Enjoy catering to the hivemind, my guy. Let me show you how easy it is to ignore morons.
What I'm hoping will have good sales >Bomb Rush Cyberfunk >Armored Core 6 >Trine 5 >Cavern of Dreams >Corn Kidz 64
First year probably ever on Steam where I want new releases and not some 20 year old game
you can pirate all of those games anon, it's not exclusive to BRC. I usually reserve piracy for when the game is more or less unavailable or the devs/publishers are pozz'd homosexuals.
I don't want anything, but I'm going to buy a bunch of shit just to spite all of the brown people who can't afford them due to the regional pricing changes.
>release vidya storefront that dominates the market >release UMPC that dominates the market >only release games when they're actually worth buying
How exactly is this "doing absolutely nothing"?
by "doing nothing" they mean that valve had laid the groundwork a decade before and now have to do next to nothing to remain on top. which lead many a marketer, third worlder, shitposter, and a mix of the three to take that as an opportunity to call valve a money and power hungry monopoly.
many implore, beg these people even to offer up a superior alternative to steam. these pleas fall on deaf ears and ring out in a silent abyss as there is NO better alternative specifically for a lack of trying.
in short, valve got in early and dug in deep. everyone else is struggling hard to catch up or not even trying.
for what it's worth EA turned out decent after enough time tho i only used it to rebuy mass effect individually for mod reasons. actually i just bought me3 now because it's on sale there, thanks anon for making me open it.
if EA actually made anything worth playing i'd say it's a good platform
i restarted steam, figured the store didnt update correctly
its literally just a banner proclaiming a sale lol
the main carousel has 2 games that are discounted, grounded at -40% and remnant 2 at -30%
WHAT THE FRICK
Elden Ring is 12% off and Returns is 15% (29% if you have an account and have bought literally anything from them before) off on GMG right now, they don't sell Void Stranger though
Prodeus is great. Short and surprising unoptimized, but worth 14 bucks. Assassin's Creed Black Flag is great and reminiscent of Wind Waker if you're into that. It's the only AC game other than 2 that I'd recommend to anyone. The other AC games you added are zone-out games you'd play if you're committed to nolifing in games the same way your boomer ancestors nolifed in a casino, with precisely the same effect on your mental health.
>Prodeus is great. Short and surprising unoptimized, but worth 14 bucks
Doesn't it have a moronic checkpoint system that doesn't repopulate dead monsters when you die? So you can just brute force the game with zero skill
It's a doom clone. It's no skill by design. Those games are basically dungeon crawlers, even with all the bells and whistles prodeus adds. The only way to make these games truly difficult is to play slaughter maps. Doom clones aren't good because they're hard.
I don't get why people like FC3. It's very much the Half-Life 2 problem. When HL2 came out, it was a very good game. So good, in fact, that it influenced so many things that came after. It influenced subsequent works so much that it's hard to say you haven't already played a dozen games which do what HL2 does but better in a more contemporarily palatable way. The only reason to replay it at this point is nostalgia. Same with FC3. There are much better open-world base clearing games. MGS 5 came out only a few years after, it was better in every single way by a mile. Just play that or something better instead.
Im on the fence about scott pilgrim, ive always wanted to play it since the xbox marketplace days but never had a chance. Also curious about the new science saru anime. The game itself looks and sounds awesome but I fear its frustrating to play especially solo.
good game. good community. fun to git gud at. great alternative to replaying TF2/CS over and over for three decades or succumbing to Blizzard/Activision shit
>check wishlist >nothing I really want on any sale or at least more substantial one than 20-30%
Only thing I consider is Nocturne remaster but I debate if I should wait till christmas and maybe it will be for same prince in nintendo eshop because I like to play in handheld
Remove lunistice for being furry garbage
Remove frogun for having a dumb looking cover. Who gives a shit about a frog looking gun.
Remove a Hat in Time. Looks like the type of game Reddit would enjoy. I'm not Reddit, never been to Reddit. I refuse to play reddit games.
Hat in Time is... okay. It's probably not okay, but I really enjoyed the metro DLC and the stomp-dash combo is fun enough in its own sake that even the shitty levels are reasonably quick. Probably worthwhile.
Remove lunistice for being furry garbage
Remove frogun for having a dumb looking cover. Who gives a shit about a frog looking gun.
Remove a Hat in Time. Looks like the type of game Reddit would enjoy. I'm not Reddit, never been to Reddit. I refuse to play reddit games.
That's it.
>Lunistice >Frogun >Darksiders 3
All shit.
Hat in Time is... okay. It's probably not okay, but I really enjoyed the metro DLC and the stomp-dash combo is fun enough in its own sake that even the shitty levels are reasonably quick. Probably worthwhile.
Not a furry but why do you care? Furries worked on a lot of media from your childhood. They've been around and relatively organized since the 70s. What about them bothers you to the extent that you won't buy a game you'd otherwise buy? Is it just the standard issue "degeneracy" MAGAcuck koolaid, or do you have an intelligible reason?
I need a cheap (<$40) multiplayer game to kill time until the next PoE league releases. What would you anons recommend? So far I've been looking at the Battlefield games and Elder Scrolls Online.
get the EA pass which gives you all battlefield games much cheaper. And you get reminded to cancel it in a year when you realize that battlefield is boring gutter trash dogshit.
>All my games, movies, software, music, ebooks are pirated
I thought like this when I was a kid with no money. The moment I graduated and got a decent SWE job, the notion of looking for torrents, seeding, risking malware/lawsuits, and/or fricking with a VPN or proxy seems like more effort than it's worth. Genuine question, anon: are you poor or just schizophrenic?
I have plenty of money, I simply see no real reason to spend it on digital things.
I much rather buy other things or put the money aside.
I've been pirating for more than a decade, and I don't plan to ever stop.
I'm not sure how you can call it an effort, it takes literal minutes to find almost anything you want if you know where to look.
>I simply see no real reason to spend it on digital things
Convenience. >I'm not sure how you can call it an effort, it takes literal minutes to find almost anything you want if you know where to look.
It doesn't really take that long to learn how to sew, buy some decent clothes, and just patch them up when they degrade rather than getting a new shirt when an old one develops a hole. That doesn't mean I'm going to do that. It's simply more convenient to buy a new shirt when I need it. Let's take this idea to its logical extreme. Why would you go to the hospital when the vast majority of ER visits can be self-administered with an LPN-level of medical training, which you can obtain with six months of self-study? You'd save so much money. All you'd lack in the average case is prescriptions. General check-ups and minor emergencies are now a matter of supply costs and time.
Again, why aren't you going to do that? Extend that to pirating. Pirating a game isn't hard, but download speeds are way slower, you're generally way more likely to need to interface with malware detectors, you're certainly more capable of ending up getting sued for 100,000 bucks by some soulless executive, and in general the $20 it would cost to get the game I want every month or so is white noise in the grand scheme of things because I went to college and majored in something useful. But I'm also not a kid or a recent kid who views money as an infinitely more valuable resource than time. I think you'll find as you get older that the hour or two you need to spend torrenting something is more valuable than the 10 minutes of work you'd need to do to get it almost immediately through another safer avenue.
My favorite beat em up is Dragon's Crown, which isn't on Steam, so I'll recommend Chronicles of Mystara instead. And of course another anon recommended Ninja Saviors, which is excellent.
Streets of Rage 4 is the only one you are missing from the list.
Add Streets of Rage 4.
Turtles Shredder’s Revenge if you had nostalgia for the old games.
Yakuza if you want 3D melodramatic beat em up.
Otherwise your list is full of kino already.
So Streets of Rage 4 is the consensus, I was looking into more obscure ones and it flew under my nose. Is the DLC of any worth?
I've got the rest of the recs covered in other platforms except TNMNT, didn't click with me so it's nice to see them on the spotlight. Thanks bros
SoR4 is best in coop (though most beat em ups are); not a fan of that one if you're going just single player. The chaining system is kinda neat, but the combo mechanics aren't as involved as something like Fight N Rage. Definitely listen to the 10/10 soundtrack at least.
My favorite beat em up is Dragon's Crown, which isn't on Steam, so I'll recommend Chronicles of Mystara instead. And of course another anon recommended Ninja Saviors, which is excellent.
Add Streets of Rage 4.
Turtles Shredder’s Revenge if you had nostalgia for the old games.
Yakuza if you want 3D melodramatic beat em up.
Otherwise your list is full of kino already.
Please notice me, I'm dying for recommendations on what to keep, what to drop and what else to get.
The only game I'm adamant about here is Assault Android, shit's fun.
Please notice me, I'm dying for recommendations on what to keep, what to drop and what else to get.
The only game I'm adamant about here is Assault Android, shit's fun.
I'd say something, but I never heard anything about those games
Please notice me, I'm dying for recommendations on what to keep, what to drop and what else to get.
The only game I'm adamant about here is Assault Android, shit's fun.
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I'd say something, but I never heard anything about those games
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Bro no one knows anything about these games
A shame, really. Then I'm going to use this chance to shill Assault Android Cactus, it's a really fun arcadey level-based twin-stick shooter the kinds of which are not being made today anymore.
There is. Modern devs are hacks that only churn out shitty slop. >you'll play it and enjoy it before the next sale
Probably not, which is why I'm trying to figure out my priorities.
Please notice me, I'm dying for recommendations on what to keep, what to drop and what else to get.
The only game I'm adamant about here is Assault Android, shit's fun.
I don't know anon, your picks are pretty niche. The only one I know is Assault Android Cactus that I have from a bundle of some kind and I've never actually played it.
Personally I wouldn't get anything that doesn't have a 40% discount at least but if you've done your research and know you'll play it and enjoy it before the next sale then go for it.
>why the Nintendo DS/3DS would be the anti-PC gaming console I'm looking for
Because emulating touchscreen shit never works, especially in games that heavily use both dpad+buttons and touchscreen, and dual screen can be finicky too. >which of DS/3DS model
Any, really. New3DSXL is the best one I guess.
7 months ago
Anonymous
What Nintendo DS/3DS game do you recommend?
only anti-valve and anti-pc gaming games
I want to play video games that a PC gamer would never play and genres that no one plays on PC.
>look at sales on fanatical >find 5 good deals for a total of 20 bucks >they cancel my order saying I'm a butt pirate and they'll be refunding the money soon
What the actual frick is wrong with this website?
Cyberpunk is getting an ultimate edition soon which I guess either means the base game is getting a price cut or is becoming unavailable altogether so who knows
I wanted to get the Rimworld expansions, but only two of them are on sale for 10% off
In other news, Slime Rancher 1 and 2 are cheaper than Slime Rancher 2
Looking for any information/opinions on the following:
Astrox Imperium
Core Keeper
Slasher Keep
KeeperRL
Songs of Conquest
For the Warp
Magicka SOLO
Underrail WITHOUT expansions
Elderand
Princess & Conquest
Fabular
what that other guy said. Hitman3 standard has the full campaign except for the Hitman2 bank & resort island maps.
the deluxe version has everything--Hitman2 maps, the escalation contracts for every map and the 7 Deadly Sins
everything EXCEPT the Sarajevo 6 missions which they only recently re-released. they had been exclusive to Hitman 2016 before.
even after streamlining the packages, IOI manages to be silly
sarajevo 6 is mostly shit anyways so I cant be too mad about that
it is a shame that NY and Haven island are still paywalled. Both of those maps are must haves
Into the Breach is a turn-based roguelite strategy. Feels like if someone made chess fun.
Rogue's Tale is a traditional roguelike (but with meta progression (but most of it is actually fun)), it's very difficult and cruel, but on the other hand it's extremely smooth to control and doesn't require you to rummage through 18 tabs to just equip a sword.
The Long Dark is a pretty slow-paced survival game though it might get pretty intense if you get caught by the wildlife.
Thanks I was looking at Into the Breach too, might cop it now. Have you tried Iratus: Lord of the Dead? That also caught my eye and might be interesting.
I yoinked it when it was free on GOG but I haven't played it because I'm a narcissistic autist who barely plays games where I can't make up my own protagonist.
I want to get these for my 'eck that's coming Friday. Still on the fence about Noita (not sure if I'm autistic enough to enjoy it) and Battle Network (can't tell if I'll enjoy the combat based on the videos I watched). Also is Phoenix Wright actually good or do people just like it for the memes?
Battle Network is one of those series where, if you didn't play them when you were a kid, you are not likely to enjoy them. Kinda like pokemon, where you don't see grown ass adults starting pokemon for the first time and getting hooked; it's usually lifelong fans.
Noita is amazing and the first thing I installed on my deck. The second and third things being Demon's Tilt and Aperature Desk Job(Free Valve game designed to show off how the system works). Drop something else before you drop Noita, I find it really fun to just pick up and play on the deck on top of the fact it barely touches the battery.
Battle Network is better if you have some nostalgia for the games but even then I got burnt out after playing 1-3 and haven't touched 4-6 yet. It's good if you put the time in but you've got other stuff to play there and Capcom will keep discounting it lower and lower as time goes on.
>survive
pretty but very slow paced. Much more of a VN than a tactics game. like and 80/20 split of story/gameplay >cyberbawds
fun little jrpg. after some initial difficulty spikes it becomes baby easy. Haven't played hackers memory yet but I've heard good things
I'm saving for the Winter Sale, but I'm getting one JRPG this sale. Which one should I get? I already own Mary Skelter 2 (and by extension, the MS1 remake).
>How much do you intend to spend
$0 >which games do you want to buy
nothing, there hasnt been a good game since Deep Rock and everyone's still playing the same shit they were 10 years ago
You might want to wait a bit for Sandrock. It's great, but the devs plan on releasing more post marriage content later this year. It's a bit barebone in that regard.
Also, Nia and post upgrade Elsie are the best.
>once again, another sale and have no money >Look at games. >Everything is only 20-30% off the regular price of $60+ >even for games that have been out for years already.
Remember when shit was an actual sale and not just a barely discount to make it regular price?
So far I've got Code Vein, the Touhou SMT game and The Talos Principle because it's 3 bucks. Right now I'm gonna be with family for holidays so I'm using the steam deck.
Any other things I could look into?
>Yggdra Union
God this brings back memories. The fact i just found out about this game being on Steam hurts my soul.
Yggdra Union is a fun game that is part of a series interconnected with each others
its like MGS storyline in the sense that its all over the place every game. it goes
Blaze Union
Yggdra Union
Knights in the Nightmare
Riviera: The Promised Land
Blaze is the start of the timeline with how the war started and nightmare explains what happened to the angel girl before riviera ends it.
I prefer HotD2 but it's a totally different game from 1. Not that I would recommend this remake
Not a furry but why do you care? Furries worked on a lot of media from your childhood. They've been around and relatively organized since the 70s. What about them bothers you to the extent that you won't buy a game you'd otherwise buy? Is it just the standard issue "degeneracy" MAGAcuck koolaid, or do you have an intelligible reason?
>summarizing a point by a single word
I accept your concession. Enjoy getting buck broken by furries.
For starters, that I'm not a child, and I don't share my childish tastes. I grew up. Just like I grew out of Linkin Park.
Doesn't the idea of drinking milk from a baby bottle disgusts you? Same thing here, I feel that exact same repellant feeling.
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Correct.
>Just like I grew out of Linkin Park
And if you refused to buy something simply because it had a LP song in it, I'd be just as confused and similarly assume it's because you're delegating your thinking out to trends in faceless voices on a board of angry, childless men. >Doesn't the idea of drinking milk from a baby bottle disgusts you
Imagine comparing trope-adherent character design to being an ABDP. Baffling post.
>gushes from every orifice in rage when furries are mentioned >ackshully you're being really toxic and should go leave, sister >:(
How can you manage to embody both a flippant violent homophobe and the troon he's curb stomping post-to-post?
Drop Fez ghost runner niko and cult of the lamb. keep the rest.
for realz tho, cult and fez are fricking garbage. incest game and katamari are the only decent games there.
thanks for the feedback
Shitty incest VN
Good game but shitty dev, pirate it
Good game
Good game
A game by troons and furries for troons and furries but cozy and movement is fun
Shitty boring roguelite
>A game by troons and furries for troons and furries
well, I kinda am one, but I wonder about the gameplay
I would drop coffin just because of how relentlessly it got shilled on Ganker
fair enough
>I wonder about the gameplay
Like I said, the movement is actually fun. But as a trade-off for being super cozy and chill it's very low-stakes and it might get boring just collecting shit and chatting up npcs with little to no challenge. I beat it when I had a flu with a high fever and it was perfect for that.
oh didn't see the spoiler, sorry. I might get it then.
>I wonder about the gameplay
Like I said, the movement is actually fun. But as a trade-off for being super cozy and chill it's very low-stakes and it might get boring just collecting shit and chatting up NPCs with little to no challenge. I beat it when I had a flu with a high fever and it was perfect for that.
Shitty incest VN
Good game but shitty dev, pirate it
Good game
Good game
A game by troons and furries for troons and furries but cozy and movement is fun
Shitty boring roguelite
Coffin is Nice, but also it's not finished so only buy it if you have FOMO and want to discuss it.
Don't buy FEZ.
Ghost Runner is worth your purchase. I've no opinion on anything else here.
holy frick yakuza like a dragon for 12 bucks deathloop 12 bucks why the frick do they give away games so fast? it is moron ceos trying to make number quickly to get bonuses? or is it for third worlders? as a first worlder i kinda feel like stealing lel
people have so much games in their backlogs. they should wait more years before selling at such a low price, it should be at 25-30 bucks instead
thats bullshit though prey was really good better than most games its cheap because editors are morons for sure they should remake it instead of giving it away
Prey is a kleptomania simulator with shitty stealth, a shitload of loading screens, and obnoxious quest markers holding your hand through every little thing. It couldn't even wear System Shock 2's jockstrap.
>Arkane garbage
dishonored is over a decade old and was critically acclaimed. prey doesn't necessarily do one great thing but it's a solid game that i've played 8 fricking times
Prey is a kleptomania simulator with shitty stealth, a shitload of loading screens, and obnoxious quest markers holding your hand through every little thing. It couldn't even wear System Shock 2's jockstrap.
>obnoxious quest markers >he didn't turn all hud options off
what a gay
I bought RE7 and Yakuza 0, played both for an hour or two then dropped them. Nothing feels enjoyable anymore. I think i might be done with games for good.
I judge games heavily based on their discount. Like if I see a 3 hour indie game for sale but it's only 10% off and $40 I don't care how cheap it gets, I know you are a moron so I'll never buy it.
Is it your first Disgaea or do you have experience? Either way it's a good deal but if you have experience with the series then something like 5 might have more meat to sink your teeth into. Disgaea 1 is a good starting point if you haven't played any of them and want to know if you'll like it at all. There's also a demo for 2 on Steam if you want to get a feel for the mechanics.
What should I trim from my cart, looking to play these games on the deck. Gankernons should I drop crisis core to get remake or just replay ffx. I just finished ff7 recently so I wanted to check out more games in the series
drop the memegame you only want to buy because normalgays shilled it.
drop FFVII cashgrab
Drop the bad port of a PS2 gem
Drop Risk of Rain 2, literally destroyed the franchise to the point they had to remake the first game to bring back the good fate they lost on the playerbase.
It's a blizzard game you moron, their last decent game was Warcraft 3, 2 fricking decades ago. Nobody intelligent continues to work at that shitty company.
Its a "GaaS" where they are going to bleed the moronic playerbase dry while they keep fricking everything up because Nu-Blizz is twisted and broken
You would be moronic to buy it honestly
They're kinda old at this point, but I would recommend the Guacamelee games. The story is cringe, but it has great movement and really fun combat. There's a ton of really difficult platforming too that I found super satisfying to complete.
>Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
Castlevania inspired game but one of the OG dev. >Salt and Sanctuary
Dark Souls, but 2d and light metroidvania elements. >Apotheon
Ancient Greek mythology inspired metroidvania. >Dex
More story driven than exploration based. >Valdis Story: Abyssal City
Good game, guest staring Reize Seatlan
It has nothing that made the first game cool. It's a huge step down in almost every aspect.
No wacky space guns in the game, replaced with boring axe and boomerang combat. No weird alien environments, replaced with realistic ones based off of Earth biomes. NO BOSS FIGHTS except for a shitty gimmick final fight.
Also the glitch mechanic from the first game was way cooler than the half-baked hacking mechanic in the second.
Astalon is easily the best one I've played that wasn't a classic like Super Metroid and SotN. Genuinely don't know why it isn't talked about more here.
Astalon is easily the best one I've played that wasn't a classic like Super Metroid and SotN. Genuinely don't know why it isn't talked about more here.
Also Environmental Station Alpha if you want a game that tries to have the same sense of isolation as the original Metroid. Be warned, it has hyper autistic puzzles in the post-post game.
Got it on Humble Bundle 12 years ago and dropped because of the furry stuff. Nowadays I actually don't mind the furry anymore so I think I should give it a try again.
If you do play it, you gotta do some patching to make it work. I played it a couple years back and the audio was fricked up because they use some ancient microshit software, and I was on windows 7 so I assume it's even worse if you're on 10 or 11
I have decided to wait for christmas sale. I think the devs are holding their good sales for that one where competition is higher so you need bigger sales to stand out.
>ishin
Ehhh. Love Yakuza games but Ishin was the first time I've dropped a game in the series.
Found it very disappointing.
Consider checking out Fanatical for Judgement. I snagged the Judgement Collection on a discount earlier in the year.
I enjoyed Ender Lilies and Psychonauts 2 though.
Play the Joan of Arc campaign if you have literally no idea what you're doing, otherwise play skirmishes/online. AOE2's campaigns have very different styles of play compared to regular matches.
Play the Joan of Arc campaign if you have literally no idea what you're doing, otherwise play skirmishes/online. AOE2's campaigns have very different styles of play compared to regular matches.
>Joan of Arc
And by Joan of Arc I mean William Wallace. The learning campaign. I always mix those two up, sorry.
looking for recomendations, I am searching for one of:
Best metroidvania (pref with rpg system
Good stardew valley clone (just chill game with soul)
Something akin to space rangers/rimworld (basically i wanna be slave/drug/weapon pirate in the game that is not forcing you to be one, its just one of options)
>metroidvania
idk what you've played but i started ender lillies this year and it's decent. environmental station alpha is in my library, heard it's great but haven't gotten to it yet.
>metroidvania
idk what you've played but i started ender lillies this year and it's decent. environmental station alpha is in my library, heard it's great but haven't gotten to it yet.
gaben here we will have lots of good game and sales you will buy yes?
I don't play video games. I just read this shit board because I don't know what to do with myself anymore inbetween sleeping and working. so $0
You have two options. You can have a nice day.
Or you can get an actual hobby you fricking moron.
>You can have a nice day.
tempting
>Or you can get an actual hobby
impossible, israelites got their fangs in everything
>HURR DURR israeliteS GOT EWYTHING BOO HOO WUAAAH WUAAAH
Shut the frick up you moron the only effect the israelites have had on any aspect on your life is the aspect that tries to get an extra tip from some rabbi homosexual. Stop making excuses. Buy a fricking dirt bike and join some gay ass dirt biking club you fricking moron.
>join some gay ass dirt biking club
>just have a nice day or be gay bro
you'd like that wouldn't you israelite
>oy vey goyim, just purchase this product and you can fit in with the other goyim!
These two people struggle with suicidal thoughts.
>inb4 oy vey
I hope it isn't too hard on the few family members who haven't already estranged you.
Frick off israelites.
That's right. We own you. Keep on posting, little goyim. It won't change a thing.
>I can't pick up guitar, learn to cook, or wall climb because of da JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
My eyes usually glaze over when people bring up the israelites. This might be the first time I'm actually talking to someone who thinks like this. Is this an ironic belief, or do you really cope with your nothing existence by schizophrenically gushing about the israelites, who have absolutely no influence whatsoever over whether you have valuable skills and hobbies
You can get lots of old games via ROMs and abandonware. I agree modern games for the most part are complete ESG slop but that doesn't stop you from enjoying ols, still based games.
It's a start, you gaykold.
>>Or you can get an actual hobby
>impossible, israelites got their fangs in everything
Try your local martial arts dojo
Don't bother. You're replying to someone who wakes up, goes to work, comes home, browses Ganker, then goes to bed. The concept of being a normal, well-adjusted human being waved bye-bye to him a long time ago, hence the obsession with israelites as a scapegoat for why he's a loser. He might even call me a israelite, who knows?
I'll never understand how people can unironically believe a cabal of goblin-looking 16th century israeli stereotypes are participating in calculated information warfare which consists primarily of disrupting discussion on a vidya board which is used by nobody of any meaningful note. This somehow prevents him from being a productive, normal person. The point is this guy was always gonna be an unproductive troglodyte. israelites are just a means of pretending this somehow isn't his problem.
>jew-jitsu
IT'S OVER!
Fishing
Surfing
Camping
israelites don't bother with these. And can do it alone or with someone.
how do israelites control fishing or rock climbing?
>just get a hobby bro it'll solve everything
I wish people weren't so stupid.
nta but finding a reason to want to wake up in the morning other than being vapidly vitriolic online to a bunch of randoms on a topic you apparently don't even care about isn't an exotic recommendation, and if you think it is, you're dopamine addled.
a hobby isn't a reason to get up in the morning.
nobody decides not to kill themselves because they play guitar or like fishing or something
The most honest and sincere post on Ganker this year, but you'll be reprimanded for that.
You be better without /v if you have some friends. If you're lonely, I guess there'snt much you can do except getting an actual hobby or something you could feel proud & passionate about. Is hard, but so is my pipi, and I get used to it
>If you're lonely, I guess there'snt much you can do except
Virgin fixed mindset. If you don't have friends, make an effort to make some. The solution is never spending 90% of your spare time doomscrolling online and begging to be acknowledged by strangers who will only mock you.
>The solution is never spending 90% of your spare time doomscrolling online and begging to be acknowledged by strangers who will only mock you.
Have you ever seen a Black person than WASN'T black? I don't think so. Checkmate.
Being black isn't a mindset. Being lonely almost always is unless you end up trapped on a remote island.
>i'm a stupid Black person
Black person
>Being black isn't a mindset.
Yeah, it's a genetic curse. You can be black and still choose to not be a Black person thoughbeit
Then it's simply a bad analogy to make here because even if we accept it, it isn't mutually exclusive with what I've said.
>stupid Black person still talking
this
Why were you even born if that's the smartest contribution you can think to add, yet you add it anyways? Why not just get it over with already
>still a black Black person
>replies immediately
nolife and brown
>Black person projection
these thoughbeit
Same. I bought a Steam Deck thinking it would reignite my interest but all I do now is fall asleep 10 mins in with the deck on my face. Sad.
cute
Same, I was a big gamer in high school and college. I’m 25 now and play maybe 5 to 10 hours of video games a month. I only lurk here for fan art.
Same, but recently I bought a 3DS and hacked it, and I'm actually having fun for the first time in years
I can't believe it, so many games, i just wont buy.... sad
>Steam Autumn Sale 2023
I read this as Steam Autism Sale 2023, was sad when my eyes focused.
>Steam Autism Awareness Day Sale
Undertale and Deltarune are on there
zero money
I play an hour or two per day of Overwatch 2 on my Xbox Series X. I own a nice gaming PC and steam deck, but I simply don't use them for much beyond modded binding of isaac and a UI for emulation, so I probably won't be buying anything. Wake me up when the wait for L4D3 ends.
>enters thread about a sale only to tell people ze won’t buy any games because zir is too busy playing overwatch and binding of reddit
>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU MUST CONSOOOOOOM YOU MUST BUYBUYBUY NOWNOWNOW OR I WILL FEEL LIKE A PAYPIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGG NOOOOOOO HOW COULD OYU DOOO THIS TO ME ANON, YOUYRE A TREASNNY YOUERH AA TRJANTYIJSYH SDJFLK HJDKLJGHK UWRSEG OIHSDKUF GHSDKL:YG
I’m not buying anything because I’m poor, but anyone who admits to playing overwatch 2 is a fricking troony.
>I’m poor
I make around 5k/week. Have your tried not being moronic and skill-less?
>anyone who admits to playing overwatch 2 is a fricking troony
We get it. You tried it, fed, and got pigeonholed into sub-platinum. No need to pretend you're better than people who play it, my brown friend.
>trannies
Most people who play OW2 are angry autistic 20-something men who exploit Reaper's voice lines to make him say he's dressed to kill blacks. You're simply commenting on something about which you know nothing, which isn't news at all because poor brown people often do this.
holy shit corn dog pizza, i want that
>he plays overwatch 2
Bro, that’s pathetic.
What have you played recently?
>inb4 either "no I won't tell you" or list of Ganker-approved games because you have no palate
>have no palate
>plays overwatch 2
kek
It's a good game with fun gameplay. I don't let Ganker decide which games I'm going to play. Enjoy catering to the hivemind, my guy. Let me show you how easy it is to ignore morons.
no one cares you don't buy games, we're just laughing at your absent social skills on full display now that led you into a thread about buying games
What I'm hoping will have good sales
>Bomb Rush Cyberfunk
>Armored Core 6
>Trine 5
>Cavern of Dreams
>Corn Kidz 64
First year probably ever on Steam where I want new releases and not some 20 year old game
BRC is free on gog games and drm free
you can pirate all of those games anon, it's not exclusive to BRC. I usually reserve piracy for when the game is more or less unavailable or the devs/publishers are pozz'd homosexuals.
Why would you willingly choose to play pozzed games
kek good point. Let me amend that: good nip games that were translated by pozz'd homosexuals.
enjoy your bitcoin miner homosexual
>slowpoke.jpg
I'm buy a heap for free
*I'm gonna
precisely thirty dollars
I don't want anything, but I'm going to buy a bunch of shit just to spite all of the brown people who can't afford them due to the regional pricing changes.
Does Steam sell 3070s, 3090s, or 4070s? Otherwise I really don't care.
My internet is down so it’s not like I can even download any games today
>do absolutely nothing
>enemies keep falling down
>Epic store on red numbers
>win as usual
How can a man be so based
>release vidya storefront that dominates the market
>release UMPC that dominates the market
>only release games when they're actually worth buying
How exactly is this "doing absolutely nothing"?
The actual management of the company hasn't change in years. Only a few points here and there, but nothing relevant.
by "doing nothing" they mean that valve had laid the groundwork a decade before and now have to do next to nothing to remain on top. which lead many a marketer, third worlder, shitposter, and a mix of the three to take that as an opportunity to call valve a money and power hungry monopoly.
many implore, beg these people even to offer up a superior alternative to steam. these pleas fall on deaf ears and ring out in a silent abyss as there is NO better alternative specifically for a lack of trying.
in short, valve got in early and dug in deep. everyone else is struggling hard to catch up or not even trying.
for what it's worth EA turned out decent after enough time tho i only used it to rebuy mass effect individually for mod reasons. actually i just bought me3 now because it's on sale there, thanks anon for making me open it.
if EA actually made anything worth playing i'd say it's a good platform
eh
What kind of barbarian puts on a watch on their right hand?
left handed "people"
Buy an ad
Great thread
ONE MINUTE IM SO HYPED VROS
ayo gabe, wheres dem discounts?
moronic newbies
>0% sales
wow gabe, how innovative
>autumn sale
>absolutely nothing on wishlist is on sale
oh, well
NICE SALES GABE YOU FRICKING HACK
>literally nothing
Everyone ITT except me is a homosexual troony consoomer frick.
THERE'S FRICKING NOTHING ON SALE GABEN YOU LIED TO ME FRICK FRICK FUUUUUUUCK
is it a bug?
the backgrounds are always peak comfy
artist is waneella, that style is their forte
cant wait to see dark souls at the same price as the last 5 years
i restarted steam, figured the store didnt update correctly
its literally just a banner proclaiming a sale lol
the main carousel has 2 games that are discounted, grounded at -40% and remnant 2 at -30%
WHAT THE FRICK
Ejmmmm
Hello????where is the sale???????
I hope we actually get vp after so2
AHHHH GABEN IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF A SICK JOKE!??!?!?
Sorry sirs, no sales, only Khlav Kalash
calm down everybody the sales are up now
Shut the frick up, troony
Most of the games on my wishlist are not even out yet. I've been craving something with robots though.
Just once I want a steam sale to start flawlessly on time
WTF MY STEAM LIBRARY IS EMPTY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
All I see are sales for simulation games. Is that it?
Daily reminder that buying more games won’t fill that empty hole in your heart. Try whiskey instead.
ok i will pirate instead
>sea of trannies
>chained cuckolds
shittaste
Still too much for me. Will wait for christmas sales.
are those monopoly money?
monopoly money is CAD
Chilean pesos. So yeah, kinda.
Damn it didn't go on sale.
>FROM game
>sale
either you get nothing or 5% discount for years lmao
Wait for Christmas sale instead, that's when it happens!
Sale sucks.
The banner for Steam Deck (OLED) on the main page links to the summer Deck sale, where no OLED models are available.
>Elden RIng not on sale
FRICK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>Elden Ring not on Sale
>Risk of Rain Returns not on sale
>Void Stranger not on sale
Great, these are all the games I wanted and nothing is on sale.
Elden Ring is 12% off and Returns is 15% (29% if you have an account and have bought literally anything from them before) off on GMG right now, they don't sell Void Stranger though
>no sale on a game that was on sale for 20% off on Humble Bundle last week
Bros... it was not worth the weight.
>weight
Use that money on a rosetta stone instead.
Rope, newtroony
>stranger of paradise
>resonance of fate
>not on sale
frick you too, squareshit
I dont think anything SE is on sale, I think theyre just late cause I want to buy octopath travelers 2 on sale
>late
I hope that's the case, otherwise they won't get any money during the sale.
only tactics ogre, crisis core and 7remake are on sale
>Squeenix just didnt want to put anything else on sale
its jowari da...
Why the frick are non-American games on sale for Thanksgiving, an American holiday?
is the sale called thanksgiving sale or autumn sale?
fricking moron
i'm going to buy portal 2 for $2 and gift it to my friend so we can play co op 🙂
Recommend me a game to speedrun, no troony shit.
Welcome to the game II
>speedrun
>no troony shit
>tranime pic
????????
This happens every sale. Give it a bit ffs
oh im a steambab
>he doesn't enjoy a good 0% sale
Never played an EDF game. Are these actually good? 4.1 is the cheapest, is it a good place to start?
why is iceborne still same price as sunbreak? i know its the better game but still
Need some advice of what to trim before I pull the trigger.
Hob is one of the most boring games I've ever played.
Prodeus is great. Short and surprising unoptimized, but worth 14 bucks. Assassin's Creed Black Flag is great and reminiscent of Wind Waker if you're into that. It's the only AC game other than 2 that I'd recommend to anyone. The other AC games you added are zone-out games you'd play if you're committed to nolifing in games the same way your boomer ancestors nolifed in a casino, with precisely the same effect on your mental health.
>Prodeus is great. Short and surprising unoptimized, but worth 14 bucks
Doesn't it have a moronic checkpoint system that doesn't repopulate dead monsters when you die? So you can just brute force the game with zero skill
It's a doom clone. It's no skill by design. Those games are basically dungeon crawlers, even with all the bells and whistles prodeus adds. The only way to make these games truly difficult is to play slaughter maps. Doom clones aren't good because they're hard.
Get the humble monthly for Prodeus and Hardspace.
Do not buy valhalla
xcom2 without the dlc is not even close to worth it
Prodeus was really fun. Highly recommend if you like modern indie boomer shooters.
Shill me something good or this thing will suck your dick tonight.
Everyone ITT getting their dick sucked tonight it seems.
>tfw no step-imouto
What i did in my previous life...
Frick your imouto then
far cry 3 or primal?
>shallow ubisoft open world
pirate both. it's basically the same game.
primal has a unique setting and a likeable protagonist, unlike Far Cry 3
rate
>shitmue
cringe
why would you do that...
Yu Suzuki pissed on my wife
I don't get why people like FC3. It's very much the Half-Life 2 problem. When HL2 came out, it was a very good game. So good, in fact, that it influenced so many things that came after. It influenced subsequent works so much that it's hard to say you haven't already played a dozen games which do what HL2 does but better in a more contemporarily palatable way. The only reason to replay it at this point is nostalgia. Same with FC3. There are much better open-world base clearing games. MGS 5 came out only a few years after, it was better in every single way by a mile. Just play that or something better instead.
I'd grab the xcom 2 dlc (war of the chosen) too
>no multiplayer vidya that isn't DoA or full of mtx
I cri
Just bought the Chop and Zortch bundle. It's all I need. See yall at the winter sale.
Im on the fence about scott pilgrim, ive always wanted to play it since the xbox marketplace days but never had a chance. Also curious about the new science saru anime. The game itself looks and sounds awesome but I fear its frustrating to play especially solo.
How the FRICK did you get Max Payne?
Is max payne off the store or something?
might buy kaito files later well see
Gonna wait for the "Gems under 10/5 bucks", i end up getting a lot.
Also, something good with local coop or normal coop.
>Gonna wait for the "Gems under 10/5 bucks"
You fool, lol
What would I be in for
why don't you just buy the ign humble bundle for 16 and get some other games.
good game. good community. fun to git gud at. great alternative to replaying TF2/CS over and over for three decades or succumbing to Blizzard/Activision shit
dead game.
This Super Dragon Ball Heroes is any good?I liked Dokkan Battle.
>check wishlist
>nothing I really want on any sale or at least more substantial one than 20-30%
Only thing I consider is Nocturne remaster but I debate if I should wait till christmas and maybe it will be for same prince in nintendo eshop because I like to play in handheld
>buy new games
>play for 4 minutes
>go back to plying TF2
Why am I like this.
Typically spend no more than 60-70 bucks every sale, anymore I just do like maybe 30 since a lot of good shit is indies or older games now
alright which of these do I get?
gaylo
Halo and Yakuza, dump Hogwarts and Persona
halo and yakuza are both an insane value
They say a troon earns his rope everytime someone buys the wizard game
why anybody would not own halo MCC in the year of our lord and savior 2023 is beyond me
>Requires 3rd-Party Account: Xbox Live
That's why.
>rabi-ribi is -50%
frick, I should have bought it when it was -70% off
looks like I'm gonna get edf 5, sakuna and ender lilies
do I have to wait tomorrow for the store to not be shit? wtf is this? 28 euroyuan is the base price
that one also includes the first game, so basically you get the first game for free if you buy that bundle
no I wishlisted the single game
even steamdb has the weird discount
https://steamdb.info/app/835960/
it's just a frickup on devolver's part
I get the -51% for both games
I need some help trimming the fat with this batch.
Celceta is kind of forgettable as far as Ys games go.
Drop the furry game and buy tales or venezuela or whatever is called.
Didn't enjoy afterimage
It's not bad but everything is forgettable aside from the artsyle
>Hiding currency
I do it out of self preservation, I don't want my regional pricing to get arg/tur,
Based purely on my taste.
Remove lunistice for being furry garbage
Remove frogun for having a dumb looking cover. Who gives a shit about a frog looking gun.
Remove a Hat in Time. Looks like the type of game Reddit would enjoy. I'm not Reddit, never been to Reddit. I refuse to play reddit games.
That's it.
>Lunistice
>Frogun
>Darksiders 3
All shit.
Hat in Time is... okay. It's probably not okay, but I really enjoyed the metro DLC and the stomp-dash combo is fun enough in its own sake that even the shitty levels are reasonably quick. Probably worthwhile.
Lunistice is great, frick off.
Ok furgay
No, it sucks.
Well you're just wrong. It's okay though. Happens to the best of us.
>one anthro mascot character is furshit degeneracy
Okay.
Don't give a shit if its a great game. I don't play furry garbage. I don't support furry shit. Simple as.
Release the exact same game but with no furries. I would pay for that game.
Not a furry but why do you care? Furries worked on a lot of media from your childhood. They've been around and relatively organized since the 70s. What about them bothers you to the extent that you won't buy a game you'd otherwise buy? Is it just the standard issue "degeneracy" MAGAcuck koolaid, or do you have an intelligible reason?
For starters, that I'm not a child, and I don't share my childish tastes. I grew up. Just like I grew out of Linkin Park.
Doesn't the idea of drinking milk from a baby bottle disgusts you? Same thing here, I feel that exact same repellant feeling.
Correct.
I need a cheap (<$40) multiplayer game to kill time until the next PoE league releases. What would you anons recommend? So far I've been looking at the Battlefield games and Elder Scrolls Online.
get the EA pass which gives you all battlefield games much cheaper. And you get reminded to cancel it in a year when you realize that battlefield is boring gutter trash dogshit.
>no last epoch sale
>they still haven't added cheevos
it's like they DON'T want me to play their game.
steam sales are so shit nowadays. Been using GMG and some of the sales there are actually really good.
Considering buying Remnant 2 for $35
Lads recommend me a game with a ton of replay value. Something like Project Diva that will basically take forever to really master.
baldur's gate 3
Street Fighter 6
Spark the Electric Jester 3
>Diablo 4 40% off
>Starfield 20% off
Literally 60% off two AAA games not even a few months old. BASED
>Diablo 4 40% off
>still $41.99
Capitalism was a mistake.
what should I buy?
Astlibra or get it when the dev releases the dlc.
Astlibra is fricking insane, totally worth.
Why would I spend money when I can find nearly any game I want for free in minutes?
sometimes when the dev isn't a total fricking homosexual you want to support them.
No thanks, I never spend any money on digital purchases.
All my games, movies, software, music, ebooks are pirated.
no worries, just answering your question.
>All my games, movies, software, music, ebooks are pirated
I thought like this when I was a kid with no money. The moment I graduated and got a decent SWE job, the notion of looking for torrents, seeding, risking malware/lawsuits, and/or fricking with a VPN or proxy seems like more effort than it's worth. Genuine question, anon: are you poor or just schizophrenic?
Yeah, when I make back what I spent purchasing the item in the couple of minutes it takes me to download it, I don't care.
I have plenty of money, I simply see no real reason to spend it on digital things.
I much rather buy other things or put the money aside.
I've been pirating for more than a decade, and I don't plan to ever stop.
I'm not sure how you can call it an effort, it takes literal minutes to find almost anything you want if you know where to look.
>I simply see no real reason to spend it on digital things
Convenience.
>I'm not sure how you can call it an effort, it takes literal minutes to find almost anything you want if you know where to look.
It doesn't really take that long to learn how to sew, buy some decent clothes, and just patch them up when they degrade rather than getting a new shirt when an old one develops a hole. That doesn't mean I'm going to do that. It's simply more convenient to buy a new shirt when I need it. Let's take this idea to its logical extreme. Why would you go to the hospital when the vast majority of ER visits can be self-administered with an LPN-level of medical training, which you can obtain with six months of self-study? You'd save so much money. All you'd lack in the average case is prescriptions. General check-ups and minor emergencies are now a matter of supply costs and time.
Again, why aren't you going to do that? Extend that to pirating. Pirating a game isn't hard, but download speeds are way slower, you're generally way more likely to need to interface with malware detectors, you're certainly more capable of ending up getting sued for 100,000 bucks by some soulless executive, and in general the $20 it would cost to get the game I want every month or so is white noise in the grand scheme of things because I went to college and majored in something useful. But I'm also not a kid or a recent kid who views money as an infinitely more valuable resource than time. I think you'll find as you get older that the hour or two you need to spend torrenting something is more valuable than the 10 minutes of work you'd need to do to get it almost immediately through another safer avenue.
should I?
I heard Signalis is about yuri so that's a plus.
Wanted: Dead is so fricking awful
signalis is phenomenal, pull the trigger on that one hard
I know subnautica 2 is sucky because of the black wamen, but is it worth it for under 10 bucks?
signalis is great
Signalis is dogshit that only yurigays pretend is good.
they look fun, I hope they are
Thinking of finally trying Civ 6
Is any of this DLC really necessary or is it easy enough to just creamapi it all or what
just creamapi, check the cs.rin.ru thread
(You)
>Buying PC games in 2023
I buy obscure games that are impossible to pirate or multiplayer titles, if the price is reasonable of course.
>mfw nearly 50 replies ITT but only 6 (you)s
🙁
it's fricking winter
why are they having an "autumn sale" now
Winter starts december 21st thoughever
What should I go for first?
Also recommend me some cool beat em ups please
>cool beat em ups
Ninja Saviors kicks ass but it's barely on sale
Also Fight n Rage but you got that covered already
So Streets of Rage 4 is the consensus, I was looking into more obscure ones and it flew under my nose. Is the DLC of any worth?
I've got the rest of the recs covered in other platforms except TNMNT, didn't click with me so it's nice to see them on the spotlight. Thanks bros
SoR4 is best in coop (though most beat em ups are); not a fan of that one if you're going just single player. The chaining system is kinda neat, but the combo mechanics aren't as involved as something like Fight N Rage. Definitely listen to the 10/10 soundtrack at least.
Streets of Rage 4 is great.
My favorite beat em up is Dragon's Crown, which isn't on Steam, so I'll recommend Chronicles of Mystara instead. And of course another anon recommended Ninja Saviors, which is excellent.
Streets of Rage 4 is the only one you are missing from the list.
Add Streets of Rage 4.
Turtles Shredder’s Revenge if you had nostalgia for the old games.
Yakuza if you want 3D melodramatic beat em up.
Otherwise your list is full of kino already.
i just dont care about video games any more
I got 7 games for sale using G2A+Steam for $10.61
Square Enix only put two games on sale.
>Jack's game isn't on sale
It's the one I wanted, fricking Square Enix.
How'd I do anons?
Please notice me, I'm dying for recommendations on what to keep, what to drop and what else to get.
The only game I'm adamant about here is Assault Android, shit's fun.
I'd say something, but I never heard anything about those games
Bro no one knows anything about these games
literally whos? I don't play indiegarbage. Play real videogames.
A shame, really. Then I'm going to use this chance to shill Assault Android Cactus, it's a really fun arcadey level-based twin-stick shooter the kinds of which are not being made today anymore.
>the kinds of which are not being made today anymore.
Maybe there's a reason for that 🙂
There is. Modern devs are hacks that only churn out shitty slop.
>you'll play it and enjoy it before the next sale
Probably not, which is why I'm trying to figure out my priorities.
I don't know anon, your picks are pretty niche. The only one I know is Assault Android Cactus that I have from a bundle of some kind and I've never actually played it.
Personally I wouldn't get anything that doesn't have a 40% discount at least but if you've done your research and know you'll play it and enjoy it before the next sale then go for it.
>Elden Ring
Yay or nay?
What is the video game console/platform for the gamer who hates Steam, hates Gabe Newell, hates valve, hates Stam deck and hates PC gaming?
I want a console that makes me feel like I'm playing on something that is the total opposite of a gaming PC.
nintendo
Which Nintendo console is the most anti-PC gaming and the most anti-Steam deck of all?
Switch
Reasons why the Nintendo Switch would be the anti-PC gaming console I'm looking for?
And which switch model is the most anti-steam deck of all?
DS/3DS just due to the nature of the form factor and the controls
Reasons why the Nintendo DS/3DS would be the anti-PC gaming console I'm looking for?
And which of DS/3DS model is the most anti-steam deck of all?
>why the Nintendo DS/3DS would be the anti-PC gaming console I'm looking for
Because emulating touchscreen shit never works, especially in games that heavily use both dpad+buttons and touchscreen, and dual screen can be finicky too.
>which of DS/3DS model
Any, really. New3DSXL is the best one I guess.
What Nintendo DS/3DS game do you recommend?
only anti-valve and anti-pc gaming games
I want to play video games that a PC gamer would never play and genres that no one plays on PC.
troony here, recommend me a game to buy.
Good one, I approve of it.
Trail of cold steel I-IV
It looks bretty good, but shouldn't I play the trails in the sky first?
Nah you don't need to do that
Okay!
Is the Pac-Man World remake good? I never played the original.
JUST WOKE UP
HOW BAD THINGS ARE?
It's so over
I heard this game is going down hill. Is it true? Also is this game worth it or not?
>I heard this game is going down hill.
It's just squad with a WW2 can of paint. Buy squad instead
IF you really want to play WW2 immersive game IDK what to tell you, red orchestra 2 died sadly and it was literally the best WW2 game of all time.
Squad reviews say the last patch fricked aiming. Is it still fricked?
>look at sales on fanatical
>find 5 good deals for a total of 20 bucks
>they cancel my order saying I'm a butt pirate and they'll be refunding the money soon
What the actual frick is wrong with this website?
Lol. Try contacting them about it, sites are usually pretty quick to help when you're trying to spend money with them.
So how's Cyberpunk, worth 30$ or should i wait for Christmas sale, maybe it will drop further?
Cyberpunk is getting an ultimate edition soon which I guess either means the base game is getting a price cut or is becoming unavailable altogether so who knows
Just pirate it, you don't own anything either way
>alan wake 2 and starfield already on discounts
wew
I wanted to get the Rimworld expansions, but only two of them are on sale for 10% off
In other news, Slime Rancher 1 and 2 are cheaper than Slime Rancher 2
Looking for any information/opinions on the following:
Astrox Imperium
Core Keeper
Slasher Keep
KeeperRL
Songs of Conquest
For the Warp
Magicka SOLO
Underrail WITHOUT expansions
Elderand
Princess & Conquest
Fabular
Any games like "For The King", a casualish co-op game that I can play with friends.
Sea of Thieves
If you buy Hitman 3, do you have access to all the maps? Because there's some addicional dlc.
You get all the maps except for The Hitman 2 DLC maps. (There's two the NY Bank and the Island.)
frick. thanks
what that other guy said. Hitman3 standard has the full campaign except for the Hitman2 bank & resort island maps.
the deluxe version has everything--Hitman2 maps, the escalation contracts for every map and the 7 Deadly Sins
everything EXCEPT the Sarajevo 6 missions which they only recently re-released. they had been exclusive to Hitman 2016 before.
even after streamlining the packages, IOI manages to be silly
sarajevo 6 is mostly shit anyways so I cant be too mad about that
it is a shame that NY and Haven island are still paywalled. Both of those maps are must haves
Can anyone recommend some decent roguelite/slow or turn-based/survival/minesweeper type of games that don't require too much action and attention?
Into the Breach is a turn-based roguelite strategy. Feels like if someone made chess fun.
Rogue's Tale is a traditional roguelike (but with meta progression (but most of it is actually fun)), it's very difficult and cruel, but on the other hand it's extremely smooth to control and doesn't require you to rummage through 18 tabs to just equip a sword.
The Long Dark is a pretty slow-paced survival game though it might get pretty intense if you get caught by the wildlife.
Thanks I was looking at Into the Breach too, might cop it now. Have you tried Iratus: Lord of the Dead? That also caught my eye and might be interesting.
I yoinked it when it was free on GOG but I haven't played it because I'm a narcissistic autist who barely plays games where I can't make up my own protagonist.
I want to get these for my 'eck that's coming Friday. Still on the fence about Noita (not sure if I'm autistic enough to enjoy it) and Battle Network (can't tell if I'll enjoy the combat based on the videos I watched). Also is Phoenix Wright actually good or do people just like it for the memes?
Phoenix Wright is a good beginner visual novel
MH Stories 2 runs like pure shit crashes a bunch. Everything else plays perfectly.
Battle Network is one of those series where, if you didn't play them when you were a kid, you are not likely to enjoy them. Kinda like pokemon, where you don't see grown ass adults starting pokemon for the first time and getting hooked; it's usually lifelong fans.
Noita is amazing and the first thing I installed on my deck. The second and third things being Demon's Tilt and Aperature Desk Job(Free Valve game designed to show off how the system works). Drop something else before you drop Noita, I find it really fun to just pick up and play on the deck on top of the fact it barely touches the battery.
Battle Network is better if you have some nostalgia for the games but even then I got burnt out after playing 1-3 and haven't touched 4-6 yet. It's good if you put the time in but you've got other stuff to play there and Capcom will keep discounting it lower and lower as time goes on.
how's digimon survive and cyber sleuth?
Cyberbawd is pretty bland and super repetitive, Survive is a fricking VN.
>survive
pretty but very slow paced. Much more of a VN than a tactics game. like and 80/20 split of story/gameplay
>cyberbawds
fun little jrpg. after some initial difficulty spikes it becomes baby easy. Haven't played hackers memory yet but I've heard good things
gaben tongues my anus
Alright frickfaces. What good games do you know of that run under unity?
I'll tell you of my favorite trad roguelike made in Unity if you say sorry for calling me Frickface.
I'm saving for the Winter Sale, but I'm getting one JRPG this sale. Which one should I get? I already own Mary Skelter 2 (and by extension, the MS1 remake).
Any anons that can give me tldr buy or not for Forza5?
you can pirate it
>pirating
You didn't beat the game.
I'll only get RE Village, mostly because I watched the puppet videos and loved it
>How much do you intend to spend
$0
>which games do you want to buy
nothing, there hasnt been a good game since Deep Rock and everyone's still playing the same shit they were 10 years ago
Help me out farmer bros, which one has the cutest girl I can impregnant?
You might want to wait a bit for Sandrock. It's great, but the devs plan on releasing more post marriage content later this year. It's a bit barebone in that regard.
Also, Nia and post upgrade Elsie are the best.
I usually go through these games so slowly I'll probably just be getting married as the patch comes out. Thanks Anon, I'll be picking it up.
>non visual novels in the visual novel category
>blocks ur path
I didn’t even want BF2042 but for $9.59 I might check it out
Nevermind, Battlefield 4 is on sale for $4 so I bought that instead
>once again, another sale and have no money
>Look at games.
>Everything is only 20-30% off the regular price of $60+
>even for games that have been out for years already.
Remember when shit was an actual sale and not just a barely discount to make it regular price?
bought divinity 2
nothing else it catching my eye
Any good games with character creation?
Yeah, it's called the game of life where you make a child with the woman you love
that character creator sucks, it's guaranteed to be 50% ugly at least, only potatoes or goblinas coming out
Street Fighter 6
Armored Core 6
Elden Ring
Baldur’s Gate 3
BG3 has awful character creation, it's just preset faces
I'm sorry, I forgot to mention that I'm not trans. I just like making up characters. Good any games played by actual people?
If you're a weeb:
>Dragon's Dogma
>Code Vein (ULTRA weeb)
>Nioh 2
Monster hunter world/rise. Nioh 2 as well, but the gameplay is mediocre.
So far I've got Code Vein, the Touhou SMT game and The Talos Principle because it's 3 bucks. Right now I'm gonna be with family for holidays so I'm using the steam deck.
Any other things I could look into?
talos principle is an absolute gem
>Code Vein, the Touhou SMT game and The Talos Principle
all shit, wasted money
>talos
>shit
Holy fricking king of shit taste.
Any game that uses this perspective is shit. I've played hundreds of games with this perspective and only Bloodlines 1 was a good game.
(you) need to work on your bait.
anyone play this?
Good mystery dungeon, but I hated the meta progression.
Yes, on Vita. It's your bog-standard mystery dungeon. If you've ever played one before, there's no surprises with this one. Nothing bad about it.
Is CyberGoy worth it or should I pirate it?
Anybody played any of those games?
>Yggdra Union
God this brings back memories. The fact i just found out about this game being on Steam hurts my soul.
Yggdra Union is a fun game that is part of a series interconnected with each others
its like MGS storyline in the sense that its all over the place every game. it goes
Blaze Union
Yggdra Union
Knights in the Nightmare
Riviera: The Promised Land
Blaze is the start of the timeline with how the war started and nightmare explains what happened to the angel girl before riviera ends it.
I love Knights in the Nightmare and Riviera, I had no clue they were interconnected.
I remember playing Yggdra Union on an emulator like 14 years ago.
House of the dead remake: cringe or based?
meh
>remade by westoids instead of superior nipponese
cringe.
>same moronic Polish studio that made the shitty Panzer Dragoon remake
Emulate the original. Or better yet, play HotD 2 on Wii.
so the panzer dragoon remake ain't kino either? i remember seeing it shilled here and there is a bundle for both games...
lol frick no, it's ultra trash. Complete destruction of the Moebius-inspired art and atmosphere of the original.
I thought the PD rpg was the only one that went with the Moebius art. The shooters did as well?
I prefer HotD2 but it's a totally different game from 1. Not that I would recommend this remake
>REEEEE FRICKING MAGAHATS
u okay m8?
>summarizing a point by a single word
I accept your concession. Enjoy getting buck broken by furries.
>Just like I grew out of Linkin Park
And if you refused to buy something simply because it had a LP song in it, I'd be just as confused and similarly assume it's because you're delegating your thinking out to trends in faceless voices on a board of angry, childless men.
>Doesn't the idea of drinking milk from a baby bottle disgusts you
Imagine comparing trope-adherent character design to being an ABDP. Baffling post.
>buck broken
/pol/turd detected
go back
>gushes from every orifice in rage when furries are mentioned
>ackshully you're being really toxic and should go leave, sister >:(
How can you manage to embody both a flippant violent homophobe and the troon he's curb stomping post-to-post?
mASS effect legendary edition new all time discount: buy, wait or it wasn't all that good, just nostalgia bro ???
Worth it. I stopped playing midway through the ME3 DLCs but the 1st & 2nd games are still excellent
Do you have to install origin?
Forza 5, yay or nay?
if you like 4 yes, but I really don't like this type of racing games
how essential is the DLC for 4?
Never played any Forza's.
Serious sam 4 any good broskis?
Any regionalprice bro in here? how are we coping so far
Should I skip anything?
Yes, everything. Maybe keep Pizza Tower. Maybe.
I really want to play Hogwarts Legacy but, don't laugh at me, I don't know if my 3050 can handle it.
If you must get Hogwarts, it's $31 on fanatical (plus no tax): https://www.fanatical.com/en/game/hogwarts-legacy
$36 is still a bit pricey for what Hogwarts Legacy is
I'd say wait on it unless you really really want to play a HP game
Get Pizza Tower, maybe Cyber Sleuth if you have Digimon nostalgia.
Skip the rest.
Nogwarts is a shitty Ubisoft game.
>eliminar
Eliminate yourself from life, Hispanic.
Drop Vanguard and Pizza Tower (memeshit game)
The rest are GOTYs, specially Dokapon. Do bear in mind that you need friends to enjoy Dokapon.
Literally everything there that isn't Pizza Tower.
is beamng worth buying yet?
is mw2019 full of hackers? is it 200gb?
what games do based and redpilled folks buy?
Celeste. Especially redpilled if you speedrun it.
A bunch of old generation anime dating/rpg simulators before they stopped giving a shit
>indie game
>years old
>40% off
WHY IS THIS ALLOWED, YOU OWE ME A CHEAPER GAME YOU INDIE FRICKS
>game I was looking forward to buying in the steam sale
>can't remember what the game was
god-damn I'm stupid
>hurr durr what is Wishlist
moron
yes
What do u think?
drop everything, keep katamri
tell me something to replace it then
Wait for the game to be finished
Don't know
Yes
Yes
Don't know
Wait for the game to be finished
thanks for the feedback
>A game by troons and furries for troons and furries
well, I kinda am one, but I wonder about the gameplay
Trannies on Ganker?
s-sorry
fair enough
oh didn't see the spoiler, sorry. I might get it then.
>well, I kinda am one
>I wonder about the gameplay
Like I said, the movement is actually fun. But as a trade-off for being super cozy and chill it's very low-stakes and it might get boring just collecting shit and chatting up NPCs with little to no challenge. I beat it when I had a flu with a high fever and it was perfect for that.
Drop Fez ghost runner niko and cult of the lamb. keep the rest.
for realz tho, cult and fez are fricking garbage. incest game and katamari are the only decent games there.
Shitty incest VN
Good game but shitty dev, pirate it
Good game
Good game
A game by troons and furries for troons and furries but cozy and movement is fun
Shitty boring roguelite
I would drop coffin just because of how relentlessly it got shilled on Ganker
Coffin is Nice, but also it's not finished so only buy it if you have FOMO and want to discuss it.
Don't buy FEZ.
Ghost Runner is worth your purchase. I've no opinion on anything else here.
Why does this game never go on sale? I wanted to buy it during the sale, but now I think I'll just pirate it out of spite.
cope chuddie
good games never go on sale
holy frick yakuza like a dragon for 12 bucks deathloop 12 bucks why the frick do they give away games so fast? it is moron ceos trying to make number quickly to get bonuses? or is it for third worlders? as a first worlder i kinda feel like stealing lel
people have so much games in their backlogs. they should wait more years before selling at such a low price, it should be at 25-30 bucks instead
>deathloop 12 bucks
Arkane garbage. Dishonored and Prey are like $3 each for a reason, and Deathloop is on its way. Redfall is already $10.
thats bullshit though prey was really good better than most games its cheap because editors are morons for sure they should remake it instead of giving it away
Prey is a kleptomania simulator with shitty stealth, a shitload of loading screens, and obnoxious quest markers holding your hand through every little thing. It couldn't even wear System Shock 2's jockstrap.
>Arkane garbage
dishonored is over a decade old and was critically acclaimed. prey doesn't necessarily do one great thing but it's a solid game that i've played 8 fricking times
>obnoxious quest markers
>he didn't turn all hud options off
what a gay
I bought RE7 and Yakuza 0, played both for an hour or two then dropped them. Nothing feels enjoyable anymore. I think i might be done with games for good.
ok see ya.
>tfw 450 games in my wishlist
it's all so tiresome
Worth 35 bucks?
Only if you have friends to play it with
I judge games heavily based on their discount. Like if I see a 3 hour indie game for sale but it's only 10% off and $40 I don't care how cheap it gets, I know you are a moron so I'll never buy it.
>game 65% off
>game during the previous sale: 70% off
WHY ARE PUBLISHERS LIKE THIS
Is this the real sale or will winter sale be better?
I'm afraid of buying games in this sale.
should or not
Both cheap and good.
Why not?
Is it your first Disgaea or do you have experience? Either way it's a good deal but if you have experience with the series then something like 5 might have more meat to sink your teeth into. Disgaea 1 is a good starting point if you haven't played any of them and want to know if you'll like it at all. There's also a demo for 2 on Steam if you want to get a feel for the mechanics.
It's my first Disgaea. I heard it has big numbers and I love big numbers in RPGs and finding strats that break the game
You would like disgaea then
You're going to really like Disgaea. Consider also getting 2 but Winter will probably have the same sale so there's no rush.
2 is 15 times better than the first game. Just wanted to let you know.
2 is real disgaea.
What should I trim from my cart, looking to play these games on the deck. Gankernons should I drop crisis core to get remake or just replay ffx. I just finished ff7 recently so I wanted to check out more games in the series
Drop Crisis Core, just emulate
Drop Dave the Diver, meme gaem
Apparently the zone of the enders port is fricked. I wouldn't give them your money.
honestly yakuza is a borefest but that's just me
go back to pleddit
drop the memegame you only want to buy because normalgays shilled it.
drop FFVII cashgrab
Drop the bad port of a PS2 gem
Drop Risk of Rain 2, literally destroyed the franchise to the point they had to remake the first game to bring back the good fate they lost on the playerbase.
Maybe the single worst opinion I ever read on this board.
You know he's actually right
Loved murderhouse: how are the other puppet combo games?
also is faith the unholy trinity any good?
Some random stuff from my wishlist.
Which should I keep?
Definitely keep Outer Wilds, probably keep Original Sin 2 and New Vegas, drop the rest
divinity and outer wilds are both fantastic
pizza tower also likely won't get any cheaper any time in the near future
V is a beta test for SRW 30. I wouldn't recommend. The entire list is really just solid tho, don't drop anything.
I hated Pizza Tower, Mafia, and Outer Wilds, but adored the rest of the games there. I still can't deny those 3 games I hate are actually decent.
Just buy everything. One last thing tho
You will never be japanese, stop pretending you can pay in Yen
>275 yen for New Vegas
Anon... that's less than the price of some shitty snack from FamilyMart.
Keep Pizza Tower, Mafia and NV
keep pizza tower and outer wilds. very different but both incredible games.
Is diablo 4 worth 40 bucks? Jesus frick all this fricking dlc and a battle pass I think im gonna vomit
no, your instincts are correct
thank you senpai I will remain strong and move on from this rancid carrion
It's a blizzard game you moron, their last decent game was Warcraft 3, 2 fricking decades ago. Nobody intelligent continues to work at that shitty company.
Its a "GaaS" where they are going to bleed the moronic playerbase dry while they keep fricking everything up because Nu-Blizz is twisted and broken
You would be moronic to buy it honestly
>go to diablo 4 store page (not a game I'm even remotely interested in)
>there's a DLC pack that costs $65
jesus you weren't kidding lmao
unbelievable that people still buy blizzard games
thoughts?
troonybait, see:
it's for the gameplay I swear
Furry troons
Furry troons
No idea
No idea
Troons
>high on life
is ghostrunner worth the 10 bucks?
not a genre I'm usually in to but I've heard good things
I'm on a metroidvania mood right now. Shill me an actually good metroidvania with no procedural rooms.
Ender Lilies
pinball metroidvania that works way better than it should. Severely slept on game that's only $4 right now.
They're kinda old at this point, but I would recommend the Guacamelee games. The story is cringe, but it has great movement and really fun combat. There's a ton of really difficult platforming too that I found super satisfying to complete.
>Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
Castlevania inspired game but one of the OG dev.
>Salt and Sanctuary
Dark Souls, but 2d and light metroidvania elements.
>Apotheon
Ancient Greek mythology inspired metroidvania.
>Dex
More story driven than exploration based.
>Valdis Story: Abyssal City
Good game, guest staring Reize Seatlan
axiom verge
don't play the game second game tho
Whats wrong with the second game
Melee centric.
All bosses are optional except for the last one.
Exploration is drone heavy.
The multiple dimensions gimmick is poorly used.
It has nothing that made the first game cool. It's a huge step down in almost every aspect.
No wacky space guns in the game, replaced with boring axe and boomerang combat. No weird alien environments, replaced with realistic ones based off of Earth biomes. NO BOSS FIGHTS except for a shitty gimmick final fight.
Also the glitch mechanic from the first game was way cooler than the half-baked hacking mechanic in the second.
Astalon is easily the best one I've played that wasn't a classic like Super Metroid and SotN. Genuinely don't know why it isn't talked about more here.
Also Environmental Station Alpha if you want a game that tries to have the same sense of isolation as the original Metroid. Be warned, it has hyper autistic puzzles in the post-post game.
Dust is great (if you don't mind the furry stuff).
Got it on Humble Bundle 12 years ago and dropped because of the furry stuff. Nowadays I actually don't mind the furry anymore so I think I should give it a try again.
Do it, it is a really solid game, one of those few furry shit that get a pass.
If you do play it, you gotta do some patching to make it work. I played it a couple years back and the audio was fricked up because they use some ancient microshit software, and I was on windows 7 so I assume it's even worse if you're on 10 or 11
I have decided to wait for christmas sale. I think the devs are holding their good sales for that one where competition is higher so you need bigger sales to stand out.
What the frick did I just find
Looks satanic. My grandma wouldn't want me to play this game.
>Nikola Todorovic
Least surprising dev name for a game like this.
If Signalis drops like $5 I'll buy it. DM if that happens, thanks.
any good VR titles you guys would recommend besides the obvious famous ones? I saw amid evil has a vr version now
Any thoughts?
I really liked Psychonauts 2 even though it does have some annoying woke stuff.
I refunded the psychonauts sequel, it was wokeshit
>ishin
Ehhh. Love Yakuza games but Ishin was the first time I've dropped a game in the series.
Found it very disappointing.
Consider checking out Fanatical for Judgement. I snagged the Judgement Collection on a discount earlier in the year.
I enjoyed Ender Lilies and Psychonauts 2 though.
Dark Messiah is amazing
bump
is quake 2 any good if i enjoyed quake 1 this year?
Nope, it's a downgrade in every respect. Play Arcane Dimensions instead. Quake Live, if you want MP (or bots).
ah damn, guess i'll finish 1's expansions and move into modding. does AD add more guns?
and thanks anon for saving me five bucks
Should I play the campaign or jump staright into mp?
The campaigns are fun but do whatever. I recommend getting familiar with it before mp though
Play the Joan of Arc campaign if you have literally no idea what you're doing, otherwise play skirmishes/online. AOE2's campaigns have very different styles of play compared to regular matches.
>Joan of Arc
And by Joan of Arc I mean William Wallace. The learning campaign. I always mix those two up, sorry.
You shouldn't even bother playing that boomer garbage.
Localize your games, localize your prices =)
Any good multiplayer games out there? Preferably recent
street fighter 6
i got the guacamelee 2 dlc
celeste
shantae risky's revenge
the messenger
project warlock
ori 1
I loved the messenger. the soundtrack is 11/10
Probably just gonna get a bunch of games on GOG and play maybe two of them.
don't we all?
i think i bought three games yesterday, only remember what one is, and haven't played any of them
looking for recomendations, I am searching for one of:
Best metroidvania (pref with rpg system
Good stardew valley clone (just chill game with soul)
Something akin to space rangers/rimworld (basically i wanna be slave/drug/weapon pirate in the game that is not forcing you to be one, its just one of options)
Animu girl to grab your attention
>metroidvania
idk what you've played but i started ender lillies this year and it's decent. environmental station alpha is in my library, heard it's great but haven't gotten to it yet.
for stardew clone check rune factory 4, price is steep since xsneed studio is bit delusional but you know drill.
thnx guys, will check
Is CK3 worth buying or should I just pirate it like I did 2?
Is core keeper worth picking up if I just want an offline singleplayer runescape like grind.
I'm gonna do it.
>gog
lol
I like to own my games.
If you own your games, you can resell them. If you can't do that, then you don't own them.
You cannot legally sell your organs, do you still own them?
yes, I can still sell my organs illegally or give them to someone for free
I can do the same with my GOG games. Thanks for this useless discussion.
you cannot resell "your" game from your gog account.
>download offline installer
>resell it
Not a problem.
i can get every gog game for free and its not even hard to find out how, meanwhile you pay for the same exact thing lmao
Yes.
and the law of my state guarantees me my property rights to my organs. The right to own games on steam or gog is not provided by any state.
Is it worth getting now or should I wait for 1.6?
whats on sale that i might like?
i got a 3070 Ti
Which battlefield should I buy or should I get battlebit instead
New thread?
There's already one in the catalog.