Xbox console brand is dead in the water. Why are you shilling it in a PS5 exclusive thread? Go punch a PC gamer, they're the ones who killed the console brand of Xbox.
Fat b***h. Notice the disgusted look on her face on the disc cover? That's very telling. People are about to get got by a gotcha game company. Don't let it happen to you.
I wish you video game incel homosexuals had sex so you'd get over shit like feet and sniffing buttholes women are fricking gross just like men. It's not some sexy fetish thing to smell a fricking pussy or butthole they shit and piss out of them and when they run their feet stink too. It's so fricking cringe as a married adult that's been here since he was in college. Kys you fricking losers.
Maybe your wife smells like shit because she's disgusting. The girls that I like look amazing and therefore smell amazing. Also pretty feet just look nice, it's not about the smell
>remake of the biggest game in sony's catalog barely a blip
ps5 is so epic bros! everyone has one! we won the console wars (if we pretend switch doesn't exist)!
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hurt
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brown hands
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pale incel hands
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confirmed brown
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yes and you wont do shit about it inbred, racist cracker.
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>brownie tears
kek
is your house made of rocks or sticks? do you have a communal toilet or just use a hole in the woods?
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white genocide is beautiful
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don't tell me it's made of leaves...no toilet either?
No kek there's another update from vendors that show it sold less than FF16 physical, likely the same story digital. So a financial failure for a game that cost $100+ mil
Umm, like, this cisheteronormative patriarchical display of a female presenting AFAB for the presumed straight male G*mer is problematic? Could you, like, stop?
Every fuycking time. Why are normies this moronic.
because it takes a certain amount of intelligence and capacity for abstract thought to put yourself in someone else's place
it's the same as the breakfast question
their brains aren't wierd to make them for whatever reason, women comedians are DEI talking about vajayjays even though they don't know what makes a genital joke funny
It doesn't and people are going to shriek when they can't pull back their preorders. Heads will roll, guts will fly, and the media meltdown will be epic.
the fricking overworld song is so fricking good. I've also seen a bunch of actual women play the demo and they all enjoyed it, liked how the characters look and liked that drop pod scene, again, just real world confirming that terminally online morons are to be ignored
Making a poll for research. Who do you think she "fits" better? A muscled guy for handling, a fat guy for contrast, a shemale because she looks best when curves rub on curves or vore because she's tall and jiggly so she looks great sliding down a disgusting creature's throat ?
I said I'm not a shitskin, moron. Everybody knows that homosex rates are twice as high among shitskins, hence their obsession with the backside of women
I played the demo and other than the girls being hot I don't get the appeal. The combat was meh and didn't fit the game imo, the environments were very small in scope and hard to figure out what you could explore or not, the pov is too close to the character so fighting multiple enemies at the same time is aids, Idk
I do hope that game does well and sells a lot but it just isn't for me
Shut up. Korea bans bikini as BA has no bikini, maplestory and DFO has no bikini. No Korean webtoon has bikini too.
Nation without Freedom of expression is anti-woke? What a joke.
Bikini is the symbol of anti-woke...
stellar blade won't have bikini since it is verboten in Korea for BA has no bikini since 2023.
P3 reload is more anti woke for having JKs in bikini.
No one faps over skintight suit. Bikini is the best outfit for body type Bs. Bikini is symbol of freedom of expression and anti-woke. At least West never force long sleeved shirt named rashguard as swimsuit while Korea only allows rashguard as swimsuit.
so does kys
marketing thread
You are literally schizophrenic
this game should be xbox exclusive
Microsoft talked mad shit and you won't get this pile of garbage
Xbox console brand is dead in the water. Why are you shilling it in a PS5 exclusive thread? Go punch a PC gamer, they're the ones who killed the console brand of Xbox.
I was surprised to hear about Xbox dying. From my perspective looking as an outsider, nothing seemed to change between now and when it was 'alive'.
It lost steam after 360 with the xbone debacle and never managed to recover like nintendo did from the Wii u.
Can't wait until Xbox is dropped and Series S will stop holding PS5 and PC back.
I fricking warned Ganker the Series S would be a mistake, now every Xbox game keeps getting locked to 30fps.
that would mean making xbox desireable and apparently thats not what they were going for with this generation or the previous one for that matter
>90% of this game advertising goes to her ass
Literal the Black person version of nier automata
The perfect girl, Lily brings me happiness!
It's another episode of
>asian game has several great female characters
>you are only allowed to play as the worst one
Yeah it's a fricking travesty.
Maybe one day...
Sweaty tomboy
Imagine sneaking up on her and squeezing her exposed hips, teasing her about gaining a few pounds from sitting in the workshop all day..
You do NOT gain weight working in a workshop. Not even slightly.
in the options it shows different characters to equip items, so the possiblity of playing as Tachy might be a thing
Cute!
Boy or girl?????
Wait, I want to play your game now. Please tell me this creature is questionably aged in-game
>perfect "girl"
>breasts
have a nice day roastie
you'll never make normal men like disgusting breasts
it begins...
You just love to see it. God bless the internet.
Won't be good until the game is out on PC and models can be ripped, then she'll be a full pornstar.
And have her lardass put on a diet.
gay luigi?
FAT b***h
gayest luigi?
Total hog
Is there a bigger cuck in the gaming industry than the PC gamer?
The day rule34 fails is the day the internet dies
It's AIslop isn't it
No we need more inkcels to draw her first before we can train AI and surpass them. I'd say about 20 more pics.
Looks like a good game but I wish I was playing a male dude who collects a harem of b***hes like this.
Fat b***h. Notice the disgusted look on her face on the disc cover? That's very telling. People are about to get got by a gotcha game company. Don't let it happen to you.
Buy an ad
Is there any hot armor? Or is it all just skinsuits?
SSSSSNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF *SNORT* *chortle*
mmm
swan dive into that shit
smells like metal
I wish you video game incel homosexuals had sex so you'd get over shit like feet and sniffing buttholes women are fricking gross just like men. It's not some sexy fetish thing to smell a fricking pussy or butthole they shit and piss out of them and when they run their feet stink too. It's so fricking cringe as a married adult that's been here since he was in college. Kys you fricking losers.
Maybe your wife smells like shit because she's disgusting. The girls that I like look amazing and therefore smell amazing. Also pretty feet just look nice, it's not about the smell
settle down boomer it's not our fault you married a stinky pig
Smelling those places is probs fine if you’re thoroughly washed down there and it’s fresh musk, that’s when the fantasy works I imagine
>not on PC
flop imminent
the sex dolls will outsell the game
keep begging pcgay
ff16 didn't sell it, ff7r didn't sell it, I'm sure unknown korean ass game will sell your $500 paper weight
seething pcgay
coping snoy
how were the ff7 rebirth numbers?
good, you moronic pcgay
>remake of the biggest game in sony's catalog barely a blip
ps5 is so epic bros! everyone has one! we won the console wars (if we pretend switch doesn't exist)!
hurt
brown hands
pale incel hands
confirmed brown
yes and you wont do shit about it inbred, racist cracker.
>brownie tears
kek
is your house made of rocks or sticks? do you have a communal toilet or just use a hole in the woods?
white genocide is beautiful
don't tell me it's made of leaves...no toilet either?
ff7r sold more than dd2 despite being exclusive
dd2 was a massive flop, outselling a flop like dd2 or starfield is a pathetic bar
Oh, did Squeenix finally release a sales report?
idk did they?
No kek there's another update from vendors that show it sold less than FF16 physical, likely the same story digital. So a financial failure for a game that cost $100+ mil
Snoys will beta test for three months, until late summer.
>its gonna flop
Umm, like, this cisheteronormative patriarchical display of a female presenting AFAB for the presumed straight male G*mer is problematic? Could you, like, stop?
Stellar Blade is the new Bloodborne it is stuck on Playstation console
Good
Sterrar Brade will never be Japanese
reminder
LMAO
why dont women get the POV meme
because it takes a certain amount of intelligence and capacity for abstract thought to put yourself in someone else's place
it's the same as the breakfast question
Shouldn't my POV just be the game?
>POV
>it's not POV
Every fuycking time. Why are normies this moronic.
>no itroon filename for extra bait
have a (You) anyways
not going to be sexist but women can't make jokes
their brains aren't wierd to make them for whatever reason, women comedians are DEI talking about vajayjays even though they don't know what makes a genital joke funny
Women need to get back in the kitchen
wtf, why there is a troony in front me when im playing stellar blade?
You are telling me they made an entire game about ass and didnt fix the crack?
That's a big pussy.
4u
>loose earrings
yum
Sterrar Brade make your pp farr off
Just remember bros, that's Eve flying through the air spread eagle, not you. You will never be a real woman
Fat b***h.
Yeeeeaaaaah
Her design is still bad, but holy frick that navel pit.
I used to said midrift
galactic respect for not using the word tummy. shit is cringe gay.
you used it in that post you're cringe and gay
From the videos I think the animation is a touch lacking, but maybe it feels better when playing.
It doesn't and people are going to shriek when they can't pull back their preorders. Heads will roll, guts will fly, and the media meltdown will be epic.
the fricking overworld song is so fricking good. I've also seen a bunch of actual women play the demo and they all enjoyed it, liked how the characters look and liked that drop pod scene, again, just real world confirming that terminally online morons are to be ignored
Because you have to be a 15 year old girl to like prog trance and this shitty game. Reverse your preorder and avoid this shit mess like the plague.
Unfortunately those women are dead now.
Moonie cult say "Prease buy Sterrar Brade"
WHY IS THIS GAME NOT ON PC????????????????????????
snoy exclusivity deal, wait 6 months for PC announcement
Making a poll for research. Who do you think she "fits" better? A muscled guy for handling, a fat guy for contrast, a shemale because she looks best when curves rub on curves or vore because she's tall and jiggly so she looks great sliding down a disgusting creature's throat ?
pc when
1 year
2 weeks
Fricking never
>downloaded the demo
>played for like five minutes
>quit and deleted because the combat felt worse than FF16
Yawn
how? FF16 was one of the """"action rpg"""" I've ever played
Yawnbaw
>Billions must breed!
see, it's not that hard to just not put facial hair on a woman
Sterrar Brade will never be Japanese
can I sex her or at least does she get raped by monsters?
kpop slop, kpopian if you will
>goth asian gf
>captivating eyes
>cute face
>big breasts
>shapely ass
>would definitely leglock
I need a Tachy in my life bros...
She's a Korean Monnie cult witch, you definitely don't want her in your life anon
I can fix her
You'd just frick her up with that slave OS
>Korean Monnie cult
a what now?
Regular Moonie or the cool gun worshipping Rod of Iron offshoot?
The male castrating, CIA funded kind
she's perfection..
STOP JACKING OFF TO DEAD WOMEN
not dead
why am I hearing Revengeance music
Keep telling yourself that, necrophile
>what if we made mgr but jack is kpop
based you have saved video games, thank you based korea for being based and redpilled
FAT b***h
i love sex so much its unreal
I think I like Eve now
I'm not a shitskin or a wigger so I find this to be exceptionally repulsive
ah, so you're a massive homosexual then? don't worry there's plenty of games for you, try Baldurs Gate 3
I said I'm not a shitskin, moron. Everybody knows that homosex rates are twice as high among shitskins, hence their obsession with the backside of women
why do people like him have to tell everyone hw gay the are?
>I am a massive flaming homosexual
Cool, thanks for letting us know.
oh yeah get her nice and thick like a man, the thicker the better.
devs are too scared to make her breasts big enough to match her humongous ass like this
>Played the entire demo
>Realized I didn't even know what her sword looked like
😉
Eve's ass so big it shoulda cracked the Earth when she came down in her pod.
Have you seen this video yet?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BytlRuzxmKo
The chink faces look really ugly.
But the bodies are hit.
Bought Japanese Disc version. Hoping that In a few years we'll get 3D games with Last Origin tier girls.
who is Eve's VA in JP anyway? Would be funny if it's Ishikawa Yui again
soon, sb is the first step
auto loot option is a godsend
agreed it gives us more time to focus on that fat man-ass
now show her barefoot
too fricking tall
Not tall enough.
I'm going to fug Eve
Her husband, Maciej Nowicki
Rong Rive Sterrar Brade!
I'm gunna stellar my blade in that butthole
Can you open all the chests in the demo? I only managed to find the code for one and I'm pretty sure I explored everything. I might be moronic
I played the demo and other than the girls being hot I don't get the appeal. The combat was meh and didn't fit the game imo, the environments were very small in scope and hard to figure out what you could explore or not, the pov is too close to the character so fighting multiple enemies at the same time is aids, Idk
I do hope that game does well and sells a lot but it just isn't for me
Shut up. Korea bans bikini as BA has no bikini, maplestory and DFO has no bikini. No Korean webtoon has bikini too.
Nation without Freedom of expression is anti-woke? What a joke.
Bikini is the symbol of anti-woke...
stellar blade won't have bikini since it is verboten in Korea for BA has no bikini since 2023.
P3 reload is more anti woke for having JKs in bikini.
No one faps over skintight suit. Bikini is the best outfit for body type Bs. Bikini is symbol of freedom of expression and anti-woke. At least West never force long sleeved shirt named rashguard as swimsuit while Korea only allows rashguard as swimsuit.
ビキニを禁じる、表現の自由の無い朝鮮が何が反ポリコレ?ブルアカにビキニ無いやろ?
two months shilling and gooning where's the gameplay??