Stellar Blade Flopped: Definitive Edition

>Lowest selling #1 in the US since 2012 according to the director of Circana (company that tracks digital/physical sales in the US)
https://twitter.com/MatPiscatella/status/1795829095630360803?t=ijP7Rjev1xksOIvN_c71QA&s=19
>it took 7 weeks for sales to exceed 100k in Japan (big sony exclusives usually do that in 1-2 weaks)
https://www.famitsu.com/ranking/game-sales
>no longer in the Top 40 in the UK (was #37 two weeks ago)
https://www.nintendolife.com/news/2024/06/uk-charts-paper-mario-the-thousand-year-door-slips-down-to-third

>and finally, Shift Up decided not go public after it was revealed that 97% of their revenue came from Nikke, investors think Shift Up are a one hit wonder which means Stellar Blade's sales numbers didn't help them beat the allegations
https://gameworldobserver.com/2024/06/13/shift-up-ipo-delayed-nikke-success-concerns

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    sage

    meanwhile in reality

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I would never buy a gaystation but I do want to play this game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that didn't age well at All

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mate stelar blade outsold dragons dogma 2 in japan
        and dd2 sold like 3m copies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          60% of Nikke's revenue come from japan, yet stellar blade took 7 weeks to sell 100k, dragon' dogma had international power, stellar blade doesn't. Capcom paid investors extra money become of DD2's success, Shift up postponed paused their plans for going public, that's all you need to know

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >yet stellar blade took 7 weeks to sell 100k
            physical*
            number one selling game on the japanese ps store in may*

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're the one who referenced physical sales to prove it outsold DD2, which is far from the case, if it actually did that they would've went public, outselling a multiplat game at physical sales in japan when you're an exclusive AND physical is uncensored is not an achievement, especially when the sales are mediocre regardless

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sportskeeda
          HELLO SAARS!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny how lots of woke video game websites refuse to report on the sucess of Stellar Blade.
          They're activately trying to hide it under the rug so nobody else gets the idea that sex sells.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stop ruining the narrative, y-you chud! i'll have to dilate even more after this thread.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      outdated, this was all "please invest in us" talk before going public, but nobody fell for it so they postponed their public launch after investors saw actual numbers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They postponed it because of the Wukong and SBI rumours, there is a pendulum effect against investors right now

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ???????????????????
          how terminally online are you? jesus fricking christ

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP btfo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP is a troony

      first post is best post
      OP on the right, first poster on the left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FPBP

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this

        OP absolutely blown the frick out

        desperate samegayging

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          UH OH!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            wow I'm also You!

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I've never been so desperate for something not to be true that I made a fake image to defend my baseless samegayging accusations. Not going to lie, I think I would kill myself if things got that bad. I'm not mad at you anon, I'm genuinely concerned if you have a reason to live

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >fake an image
                don't act moronic, everyone knows you can just click "mark as my post"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >tumblr_75fe0919c8ed0f2cfe

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      OP absolutely blown the frick out

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Stellar Blade sales are exceeding expectations
      >Oh cool, can we see the numbers?
      >No.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Troons like OP will pretend their games sell more because they hate femiminity that much

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Super Mario RPG DESTROYED thousand year door in sales.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's because it is a lot easier to understand "Super Mario" + "RPG" than some nonsense about a thousand year door.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            of course is that the reason
            why would the anwswer be anything else...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      reminder asiaticslop will never be japanese
      reminder asiatics only want to milk you dry with p2w gachaslop

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks for beta testing Sony players.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >consideration
      I considered getting a gf but that doesn't mean I have one, now does it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why is OP always a gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool. So where are the numbers so we can see if it actually was a success or not? Or even an official statement from the developers themselves and not some random twitter gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        asiatictrannies can't do that, they're way too dishonest.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still GOTY
    Better than FFVII Rebirth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's no way this wins over Wukong or Kingdome Come EVEN if they are worse games.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kingdom come is just as unlikely to win because it's directed by a gamergater who refuses to bend the knee to the wokeBlack folk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Most game awards judges are woke journos so of course it won't

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It sold well for being a new IP for ps5
    It would be like saying Mahoyo flopped, they already have the FGO money

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't care. Still had fun with it. I finished it and moved on. Why can't you move on as well?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      meanwhile in reality

      read the final part of the OP before embarrassing yourselfs, zoomer attention span

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    REMINDER NINTENDO DISCORD IS THE ONE RAIDING DD2, ELDEN RING, S-E, STELLAR BLADE ETC THREADS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t.

      Nintendo discord
      Read about Nintendo India Private limited, they are pajeets that just spam threads and shitpost others

      >dd2 vs SB vs Rebirth
      Man do Nintentroons ever sleep?

      rent free snoy Stellar coomer flopped

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the votes are in
    you're getting more gachas

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spamming a thread every hour on the hour to convince you that your game was supposedly a flop
    is this normal behavior when something flops?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nintendo discord
      Read about Nintendo India Private limited, they are pajeets that just spam threads and shitpost others

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SBI bots are working overtime now that their racket against chinks didn't work so well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's unpaid shills trying to demoralize any fans of it despite several numbers and sources showing that stellar blade was pretty sucessful.

      A lot of them just come from Resetera and other places that want to 1up morons on this mongolian throat singing forum.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >sources that showed it was successful
        Some dude on twitter saying it sold a million in 24 hours
        >sources that showed it flopped
        Shift Up

        Hmmm which one should I believe.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >NOOOOO STOP POINTING OUT THE TRUTH, Y-Y-YOU DEMORALIZER

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New demoralization campaign just dropped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You don't get to talk about spamming

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/image/Vw9CJykyKEbgKt8ao3zytQ/

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Make a game centered around ass fetish
    >It flops in japan
    >It succeeds in the america
    This map is still unbeaten

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iceland still has never been explained.

      >Be super white
      >More Ass than boobs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >North Korea
      >butts
      >South Korea
      >boobs
      peace was never an option

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This map is still unbeaten
      >1 sec google search debunks it
      You keep shitposting with that map despite it not being reality, lying like a psychopath. What's your strategy? relying on people not knowing how to use google search? are you stupid? psychopaths are supposed to be smart.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unbeaten, Black.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Unbeaten
          >Japan was 60% of nikke's money, a game focused on asses
          >Japan, a country allegedly focused on breasts
          You're stupider than i thought, you can't even read. Is your caregiver typing this for you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you moronic? Just because they whale in a mobile game doesn't mean they get more votes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        heh

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP's transition : flopped

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dd2 vs SB vs Rebirth
    Man do Nintentroons ever sleep?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DD2>Redditbirth>Stellar asiatic

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eve looks soulless, she looks like shit.
    But the other women were hot and I genuinely wanted this game to succeed.
    I still want a PC port so I can mod Eve out and replace her with Tachy or Raven.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Ganker’s users.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      unfortunate. you should have gotten a real job sis

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Stellar Troon flopped
    And this is a news to who?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ganker worships trannies more fervently than Christians worship God.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>and finally, Shift Up decided not go public after

    They've only delayed their go public for two weeks, weak bait, try again

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You wrote all this when you could’ve just said
    >I’m still seething about Stellar Babe
    Regardless, cry moar you mindbroken troony. Eve won

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lowest selling
    >#1
    Troons grasping at straws.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fake news and bullshit. Stellar Blade will sell 20 million after it hits Steam. PC gamers love COOMING

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look the troony posted it again.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I see this game rejected the consultation fees too kek

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You just know they were seething hardcore that their moronic statement about the designer getting shat on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been getting too obvious by now who is behind the doompost

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's still funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing more vile and disgusting than leftists.
      They are not human, they do not have human rights.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what am I looking at?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >chinks make a game about a monkey and chink mythology
          >SBI americ**ts demand developers to pay them 7 million burgers to ~~*improve*~~ their monkey game
          >devs refuse and thoroughly shit on the woke americ**ts on chink forums
          >IGN and multiple leftoid outlets begin to write smear pieces about the game over some made up "muh sexism" allegations
          >said allegations arose because the chink studio's CEO said what amounted to "men and women like different games because of deeply ingrained biological predispositions, and our game was designed to appeal to men"
          >woke c**ts not being able to extort them for money and devs making the preposterous claim that men and women are biologically different sends them into a tantrum frenzy
          >Gamers™ start to support and follow the game out of solidarity
          >SBI wienersuckers forgot what the Streissand effect is and are once again proving they operate like a mafia who threatens and slanders devs who don't play along their racketeering operation

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Leftism ruining society. As usual.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    would have gave it a try but PS5 only no thanks kek

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But is the game fun?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Incredibly

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Her husband, Maciej Nowicki

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leftists are the most evil creatures on the planet.
    No act against evil is immoral.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Leftists exist sole to ruin society.
    Society without leftists would be heaven on earth.

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buck
    Broken

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing to add here considering OP is grasping at straws.

    I just want to say that Eve's final attack against Providence is one of the best Omnislash's I have seen.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This game spawned a new form of seething autism.
    Highest PS5 score game.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What made Tendies this autistic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's funny is that they used to seethe at 2B popularity and 2B threads a lot

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It really is all one guy isn't it? One homosexual raging against the game for months. It's not even "a discord group", it's a single autist.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >asiatics shill their slop as the saviour of gaming
    >it fricking flops and is forgotten by everyone
    Lmao, the irony.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >forgotten by everyone
      Trannies still seething about it months later

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stellar Blade has only been released for a month and a half, how did it flop?

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've literally heard NOTHING on this board about the gameplay, story, writing or anything except the attractiveness of the characters. Do you morons play video games with one hand on your semi-chub dicks gooning or something?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We only have text here. That could be a reason.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's funny because this was still repeated in every thread despite people dumping gameplay webms for weeks.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, little GCJ transshat on the table again.
    Can someone clean this up?

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >trannies still in denial
    Between SB and hogwards how many ropers did we score, bros?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not enough.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do we really need this same thread several times a day, every day? We get it, the mere existence of attractive women offends you on a deeply personal level.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It feels great to show the homosexuals who spammed this board that their gayme flopped.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget to dilate, sister

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    post the porn

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >troon posts bait
    I post in these to mock you 😉
    seethe, troon 😉

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The planet would be literally a paradise if all the leftists ceased to exist.
    Every single problem known to mankind can be traced back to leftists.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >source is an asmongold clip

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i-it is just a clip anons!
        >t-there is nothing else happening anons!
        >j-just ignore anons!
        Pathetic behavior, fit for your kind.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel sorry for this game and its devs being used as a piece in the western culture war

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This moron is still malding about the game's success kek. Sequel is confirmed btw, OP.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lowest selling #1 in the US since 2012 (in april)
    I mean it did release on the 26. April. Seems quite desperate when a game reaching #1 of a month with only 5 contributing days is compared to recent year games who had up to 30 days availability.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It fell out of the charts fairly rapidly according to Sonys own charts for may and It got outsold in Europe by Sea of Thieves in April and that game only had a single day tracking in Europe on the 30th.

      Stellar Blade is cooked on PS5 and they need a pc version as soon as possible

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    selling #1 in the US
    >in the US

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why has this game broken the brains of so many Gankerirgins? Solely because it was made by Koreans?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Korean shit sucks and this game sucks and it makes me disappointed in Ganker to see it get praised because the MC is sexy
      I won't stand for it and you shouldn't either

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why does it suck?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not that guy but the gameplay could be better. It's not the worst thing in the world but it could be better. It's like the amalgamation of its few action game inspirations but it doesn't take the best parts of any of them. Maybe it's just not for me but I didn't enjoy it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eh, works fine for me, I really enjoyed it.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PC port WHEN

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    normal people don't play coomer games

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normal people don't parrot forced discord troon buzzwords on Ganker either and yet here (You) are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >normal people
      gays(including troongays) and dykes are not people.

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >bad thing (this is a bad thing)
    You know when the OP consists of this kind of sentence repeated over and over they are trying very hard to force a narrative.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/Lowest%20selling%20%231%20in%20the%20US%20since%202012/
    https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/FIRST%20week%20sales%20for%20other%20PS%20%20games%20in%20japan/
    Very normal and sane poster.

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't know anything about the game, but it looks like a shovelware asset flip and the girl's design is trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i know nothing but i'll repeat the schizo's copypastes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't know anything about the game, but
      Christ, imagine being this blatantly stupid.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i know nothing but i'll repeat the schizo's copypastes

        >NOOO YOU CANT JUST SHARE YOUR SURFACE LEVEL OPINION
        Sorry I will. It looks like a soulless shovelware asset flip and the girl's design is trash.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Good for you. Want a cookie?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I'm fat and addicted to sugar please give me one

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Trannies still mad about SB
    Nobody's buying you cope story, cross-dresser

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I got the platinum yesterday and I'm kind of bummed it's over.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm glad I don't have the mental damage that causes people to be angry at a game like this.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's always a poobar mald thread and a normal person thread for SB, it's perfectly balanced

    [...]

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Lowest selling #1 in the US since 2012
    what kind of parameter is this? it's like when americans try to explain they were the first to make a satellite

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      One made by a homosexual trying too hard to be negative.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A parameter made by someone incredibly desperate to convince everyone that a game that sends them into frothing conniption rages is bad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prototype 2 launched around 450k so the game probably sold between that and 500k, they don't want to declare numbers probably because the privately owned studio has the precedence for that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means it's a fricking flop and no amount of astroturfing could save it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What personal stake do you have in this game not doing well?

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