Stellar Blade will be FotM

My prediction for Stellar Blade is it will sell incredibly well because of the culture war. But then it will quickly be forgotten. People will enjoy it but once they've beaten it will move on. There will be okay porn of it but they'll make her have breasts and ass that are way too big. And we'll move on to the next culture war game.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leftists right now

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Doesn't that cut both ways? The gays on Ganker are always seetheing over any sexy male characters or anyone who is gay.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You might need to take a break from Ganker, anon. I know I do.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >There will be okay porn of it

    Lol.

    Hey, anon. Word of advice. Korean gachas don't get good porn. NIKKE in general has barely anything besides the pink latex chick, because no one gives a shit.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're just drawing their butts too big. They did the same shit with 2b. Just draw them like they were in the video game ffs.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Almost as if asses are Black person culture and the ones that go crazy over it are, Black folk, crazy i know. There is a reason japan didn't give a frick about that.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But why do they want their women obese? I don't get it. Do they actively want them to be unhealthy and disgusting? I don't get the blacks and their taste.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's just their taste, japan and most asians countries do the same with boobs, look how most anime character have giant boobs
            Africa is the same but with asses instead

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't like either when they're taken too far. I just want them to have the correct proportions for their character models.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't like either when they're taken too far. I just want them to have the correct proportions for their character models.

            That's just americans in general, they are incapable of seeing something they dont like

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            obesity in africa is a sign of access to resources, which is way more important than aesthetic fitness of women when food is scarce.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            some people are just fricking with proportions, some of these are new artists who just dont know how the frick do balance their proportions. Unfortunately there are also just chubby chasers and mutts that love fat women

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          That's just americans in general, they are incapable of seeing something they dont like

          they try to appeal to furries.
          furries want cartoonishly huge asses for some reason

          So it's because of furry american Black folk?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But why do they want their women obese? I don't get it. Do they actively want them to be unhealthy and disgusting? I don't get the blacks and their taste.

          obesity in africa is a sign of access to resources, which is way more important than aesthetic fitness of women when food is scarce.

          You guys are idiots

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they try to appeal to furries.
        furries want cartoonishly huge asses for some reason

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they are friend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NIKKE in general has barely anything besides the pink latex chick
      you're stuck in 2023 anon

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Korean gachas don't get good porn
      Blue Archive?
      Also Anus ad Egg get way more porn than the pink latex chick

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People will enjoy it but once they've beaten it will move on
    Yes, that is how it tends to go with singleplayer games.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >People will enjoy it but once they've beaten it will move on.
    Why do zoomers complain about this? It's a single player game. That's what you do. Not every game needs to be a live service.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      There are single player games that stick in our collective minds. Like MGS, Bioshock and many others. But what I'm saying is it will be forgotten very quickly and won't be discussed aside from the odd coomer post.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you weren't actually a zoomer yourself you would know that there have been many video games, tv shows, films and books that have stuck in the collective conscious because of their quality. Not everything has to be some disposable tiktok video that you immediately forget about so you can consume the next tripe a company shits out.

        >THAT GAME ISNT GOING TO BE A MASTERPIECE INTERNATIONALLY HERALDED AS A GENRE DEFINING WORK OF ART FOR THE REST OF HUMAN HISTORY
        wow low bar we're setting here

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you weren't actually a zoomer yourself you would know that there have been many video games, tv shows, films and books that have stuck in the collective conscious because of their quality. Not everything has to be some disposable tiktok video that you immediately forget about so you can consume the next tripe a company shits out.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let's see what happens once it hits pc in summer. People are already forgetting about VII Rebirth and I'm sure that will sell moderately well on pc in June (if the port is good of course)

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will be the GOTYAY

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Like any other single player game..

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if the game is, Eve’s design is here to stay. You’ll see her in coomer threads for decades.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just as long as they don't make her have giant breasts and ass. Show some fricking class!

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    everyone here focusing entirely on Eve's ass and not giving nearly enough love to her nice, perfectly shaped rack. Come on guys

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP thinks this hot piece of ass is forgettable?
    Opinion discarded

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hot piece of ass
      I want to waterboat them breasts.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well, it is a single player action game. So yeah, I don't think it will have super large player numbers after people beat it.

    With that said it won't sell like those other fotm games. 3-5 million sold in the games whole life span would be a huge success.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it will sell incredibly well because of the culture war
    How has that worked out for you so far, fatass?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me personally? I've played some pretty good games and avoided a lot of shit ones like Forspoken.

      >Fatass
      U mad

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is so special about magna carta anons?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd be more willing to give the game a chance if I wasn't so bitter and sore from seeing so many promising Korean games getting ruined by greed and incompetence over the years. The fact that the developer also works on gachashit doesn't help in the slightest

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It will launch a franchise that will be around for at least 10 years. Just look at Bayonetta and Nier, people are still talking about those games, and they're both worse than stellar blade.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lily! Cute and angelic! Lily!

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its going to be one of those games impossible to discuss, as any issue with the game will be deflected by morons.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When will it come to pc?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd give it a year, Sony paid for exclusivity on their shitty obsolete console and they'll get it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In 2 years

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My April playlist:
    - Sandland
    - Front Mission 2 Remake.

    Sorry, no Stellar Blade.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anon, it's a single player, most likely completely linear game, how long do you want people to play/talk about it?
    Personally, I would only call "FotM" games that are designed to be played forever and fail to do so.
    That said, as long as it sells well and more devs feel encouraged to design attractive female characters for their video games, I'll be satisfied.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom zoom detected. Good games are talked about for longer than a month moron. But I guess all you've grown up with is consume product then get excited for next product.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can assume my age all you want, but that "consume product then get excited for next product" is the current reality is undeniable. Our era of talking about our beloved game for years on end is over Anon.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Our era of talking about our beloved game for years on end is over Anon.
          A brief scan over the threads here on Ganker and I saw
          >Alice Madness Returns
          >Stardew Valley
          >Xenoblade Chronicles
          >Final fantasy tactics
          The list goes on and on. Use your own fricking eyes moron. Those days are still here and saying that every modern game comes and then is forgotten is moronic. Stellar Blade seems to lack staying power to me, it's just a pretty face with a generic plot and monsters. Maybe I'll be wrong but that's what I made this thread to discuss.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            All of those seem decently old to me, can you name one released in the past 5 years?
            I'll take any opportunity to talk about Breath of Fire, but as far as recent games go, the only one to transfer to my long term memory was Elden Ring.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >

              [...]


              Slay the princess came out in October 2023. Took me a seconds to find. Are you blind?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok Anon, you win I guess, everything is just like old times.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Slay the princess

                garbage for Ganker influenced metalosers

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not passing judgement on it one way or the other just pointing out that it's being talked about for longer than a month.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, I think the protagonist is ugly, and will not have the staying power of Tifa or 2B. Her design has no personality, doesn't mesh with the world, and in the end she will just be a very occassional unidentified picture people see on reddit, sankaku or scrolller years later while fapping, but will quickly move to the next image.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >that slight hint of cameltoe

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >slight
          What are you, fricking stupid?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Brehs..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eve is so sexy

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    When is this coming to pc?
    Is there any hope?
    I want this game a lot.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      its guaranteed, sony paid for exclusive

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You should understand that there isn't really any point in making safe predictions

    yes, that is obviously what will happen.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >resetera tourists already pre-emptively coping
    I don't even think it will sell well, unfortunately, but the fear from troons that it might is hilarious and palpable.

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