Because you've completely destroyed your mind with internet culture war shit to the point you don't actually care about video games anymore, just complaining about SJWs ruining games you won't play anyway on Ganker - Video Games
>internet culture war shit
Yeah, no way any of that would have anything to go with games. Notoriously offline, internet-disconnected, grass-touching group that game devs are.
Y'know, anon, maybe if this board didn't try to shit on every new game to be announced, looking for something, anything, to say, I might believe this is genuine.
It's not, though, and we both know it.
You are right.
Identity politics/culture war has really ruined any proper discussion and criticism. What woke me up was funnily enough Star Wars the Last Jedi and Celeste.
I didn't like The Last Jedi. I didn't like any of nu-Star Wars but it was so stupid I cracked up laughing when Finn(My fav character in nu-SW) and Rose kissed while the base behind them exploded.
Rise of Skywalker was even more shit.
But, I was branded as a nazi etc. Because some right-wing doods complained about the movies as well. When I told someone that I just didn't like the movies, they said "Yeah but the criticism is coming from a bad place"
???
I watched my friend play Celeste and it looked like a cool game so I tried it myself and loved it.
Then I learned that it was a shit game because there was a transflag on a cutscene. I missed it completely. Anyway I talked about Celeste with people who are right-wing, I heard stuff like "Yeah I guess the gameplay is good but it is so pandering with the LGBT shit" or just that "It is indieshit". Or that I was troony because I liked the soundtrack. I later learned that the composer was trans.
I just liked a game and disliked a movie.
But I would have to like or dislike specific entertainment or media to be part of some unga bunga tribalistic political view.
I don't even believe in political compass, and if someone asks if I am left or right I usually just Stirner-post for lulz
Identity culture is cancer. Left vs Right etc. Is just a moronic distraction from self-criticism and improvement.
based and independentpilled
Picking "sides" and then believing in things because that's what your side believes is dumb. Am I not allowed to be both pro-choice and anti-trannies because they belong on opposite political sides?
[...] >SJW ruins games they never play >This is fine >Other people do the same in retaliation >OMG, SO OBSSESED WITH CULTURE WAR! YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES
Nice try homosexuals
That’s a pretty incoherent set of beliefs at the core and you’re clearly using “le independent thinker” meme as a justification to not have to consider them more deeply, but I mean, yeah at least you’re not b***hing about video game girls’ haircuts like it’s the end of the world. The most acceptable stirnerbro I’ve yet encountered.
You are right.
Identity politics/culture war has really ruined any proper discussion and criticism. What woke me up was funnily enough Star Wars the Last Jedi and Celeste.
I didn't like The Last Jedi. I didn't like any of nu-Star Wars but it was so stupid I cracked up laughing when Finn(My fav character in nu-SW) and Rose kissed while the base behind them exploded.
Rise of Skywalker was even more shit.
But, I was branded as a nazi etc. Because some right-wing doods complained about the movies as well. When I told someone that I just didn't like the movies, they said "Yeah but the criticism is coming from a bad place"
???
I watched my friend play Celeste and it looked like a cool game so I tried it myself and loved it.
Then I learned that it was a shit game because there was a transflag on a cutscene. I missed it completely. Anyway I talked about Celeste with people who are right-wing, I heard stuff like "Yeah I guess the gameplay is good but it is so pandering with the LGBT shit" or just that "It is indieshit". Or that I was troony because I liked the soundtrack. I later learned that the composer was trans.
I just liked a game and disliked a movie.
But I would have to like or dislike specific entertainment or media to be part of some unga bunga tribalistic political view.
I don't even believe in political compass, and if someone asks if I am left or right I usually just Stirner-post for lulz
Identity culture is cancer. Left vs Right etc. Is just a moronic distraction from self-criticism and improvement.
>SJW ruins games they never play >This is fine >Other people do the same in retaliation >OMG, SO OBSSESED WITH CULTURE WAR! YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES
Nice try homosexuals
>SJW ruins games they never play >This is fine
Do tell me where I said so.
based and independentpilled
Picking "sides" and then believing in things because that's what your side believes is dumb. Am I not allowed to be both pro-choice and anti-trannies because they belong on opposite political sides?
[...]
what are you talking about
>Picking "sides" and then believing in things because that's what your side believes is dumb. Am I not allowed to be both pro-choice and anti-trannies because they belong on opposite political sides?
PMT. I'm not gonna bow down to an ideology or a group. I am me, I have always been.
I am leftist or right-wing. Tankie or Nazi. Democrat or Republican(Even when I'm not American lmao). Fencesitter, hippie, ancap, centrist. Just because I don't goosestep to your ideologys tune.
People in USA talk a lot about freedom and individualism, but chain themselves around ideological and political groups while screaming like monkies at anyone who disagrees in anything with them.
>to the point you don't actually care about video games anymore, just complaining about SJWs ruining games you won't play anyway on
imagine playing modern vidya games though, they're genuinely mostly dogshit not worth ANY time whatsoever, if anything not playing most games these days is a sign of taste given how shit things have become even ignoring the woke shit
I wasnt him you dumb morons, and what kind of answer is that?
"Oh, why they hate this"
"Oh, um, because it looks like shit, you get it?"
Wow, how fricking enlightening, thanks for telling us anon
Because we're paying for a product. If we don't like it, we won't buy it, and it's a good thing for our reasons for being dissatisfied to be out there for the devs to maybe learn from if they want to do better next time.
how do you define "bad"
some people like eating shit, are you going to say it's BAD because you dont like it >w-w-w-well it's bad because shit tastes bad!
wow thanks for your input
because this screams design for a different game they wanted to make but they had to make bayo so now it's a complete mess with artistic style
what used to be gothic witches action game is now some shitty zoomer punk SJW prostitute
Serious reason is that her design is very generic for a Platinum game, and while the team is fairly trustworthy she could easily be written in a way that leaves her feeling annoying more than anything. I'm fine with them adding a fem Nero, but I hope she's a good character in her own right. Hard to say so far from the trailer.
The reactionary reason is that she's apparently a pozzed girlboss who confirms that Platinum has died to the woke mob of "naive angels".
But during the whole trailer she's treated as a piece of shit fighter that cant get shit done on her own, even hinting that she might be the BBEG monster at the end
Naive Angel is such a silly name. I love it. Why is Platinum so good at injecting a personality into every little area of a game? Even the censored mode has a cheeky little gag attached to it now.
>because this screams design for a different game they wanted to make but they had to make bayo so now it's a complete mess with artistic style
I don't get that feeling at all. It seems like the game is going to deal with alternate timelines and so it only makes sense that the redesigns are very different and the new designs should stand out. >what used to be gothic witches action game is now some shitty zoomer punk SJW prostitute
Ok so you're just a moron who can't destinguish between punk girls with short hair and genuine leftist homosexualry.
>game about alternate timelines focuses on a character with ugly dyed hair and piercings
Christ, the game industry is creatively bankrupt across the board.
Sorry, you're right, I was speaking ahead of myself.
And if we know "what is woman?" we also know what is a "dyke".
And the red flags are everywhere with this thing, amigo.
Is she had no make-up AND no stupid pink/purple hair colors, she might have looked decent.
>And the red flags are everywhere with this thing, amigo
Yeah but not the kind you're thinking.
This face doesn't scream "dyke", it screams "snap my choker, daddy".
NTA but notice how unlike the one eyed bayonetta we see in the trailer viola dosent have a beauty spot, which seems to be the one element they all share.
kinda over the whole le cooky action game shit at this point but if its fun ill dig it.
though the frickin lifebars and little big stand giant shit is wack.
the levels lookin awwwwwfuuuly spacious
It's so weird seeing leftists react when people stop buying their propaganda and supporting their aesthetic, you feel entitled to our money the way an incel feels entitled to a tradwife.
The character design looks almost uniformly unappealing and the story looks like it takes itself too seriously, but if the gameplay's good I'll probably get around to playing it some day on emulator.
Why does every modern female video game character have that stupid haircut?
I'm so fricking sick of it.
Is god forbid a woman with long hair sexualized too?
>Trailer goes out of its way to show suave seductive male character flirting with her AND her being flustered by it >/pol/eddit brainrot still cannot capture this and their overworked synapses still just fire off with "troony troony Dyke troony Dyke" despite nothing to suggest this other than her having a punk haircut
You wonder why literally nobody will ever take you morons seriously on any platform?
I was thinking that might be the case but would they really do that and then show a scene like that
maybe they will say it's ok because her actual father is another universes luka
Look, if you can't see WHY in our world, current year 2022, where the PUNK SCENE HAS BEEN DEAD since... like, forever... Creating a character WITH this kind of haircut, WITH this kind of make-up AND hair color, is SYMBOLIZING troony and/or dyke... You're fricking helpless.
If you can't understand why we're saying this, it's because you can't analyze and pinpoint anything at all.
Do you even understand the world you live in, homosexual?
A reply with no arguments whatsoever.
Figured.
She's created in 2022 as an hommage to fricking Twitter dykes and trannies.
Deal with it.
She might be hetero or w/e in the actual game, her WHOLE DESIGN is a reference for butch and carpet munchers.
COPE.
If she only had short hair and no make-up or these colors, I wouldn't have said anything. But it is NOT the case.
And punk is dead, and punk in Japan is LOLZ.
>Fight your way through the streets of Tokyo, the mountains of China, and many other locales! Along the way you’ll meet a virtual coven of Bayonettas, each more fabulous than the last.
imagine all of those bayonettas teasing you
is this the latest faux outrage culture war shite? I dont quite understand what im supposed to be mad, or over the moon, depending what flavour of culture warrior you are, at
>Heavy eye makeup >Short dyke hair >Vivid blue lipstick
More than ever, erect penis in hand
Anyone that b***hes about the design is a massive homosexual and a half
Never played Bayonetta. Always heard from r/devilmaycry that it's not worth playing after DMC V but I've seen a surprising amount of hype here. What's the appeal?
As long as the new character is fun to play idgaf, bayo was always mad cringe but that was what made it great. This is just a new type of cringe. I kneel.
>You are now aware that Bayonetta is made by a Japanese company >Russian Bayo will be the Japanese Russian image: Tall, Snowy pale, Platinum Blonde, Icy blue eyes and an adorable Kuudere
Oh God… perfection…
>Still interested in Bayo3?
After seeing that thing in the OP? NO
Ill just get the Bayo1 physical only and wait for Bayo3 price to go down or buy a used one
don't care if she's a dyke or twitter prostitute or whatever
can't wait to see her get deep throated while leaving blue trails on the dick
bouquetman has money delivered to him
Speaking of Nintendo, I'm shocked they haven't showed off any Nintendo character costumes yet. They're for sure in since both 1 and 2 had them, wonder if we'll get any new ones like Inkling or Pyra.
What’s there to talk about it?
It looks like Bayo 2.5, maybe the new summoning gimmick or Viola will be fun but we can’t be sure without actually playing them
Either way if you’re a purist for Bayo 1 you’ll probably dislike the new combat
Why do Nintendo fans have double standards when it comes to poorly designed characters? I also notice they tend to make moronic edits to sexualize them more and be forcefully accepted.
You've only posted this in every thread and made multiple of your own, nobody cares about your fake seething about wokeness to generate reverse outrage.
You will never be a woman and you'll die with an infected wound between your legs, pretending to be put upon will never make anybody like you.
I'm mad about what they've done to Jeanne and Bayo. I could kind of get behind Bayo, despite the new voice actor and the new haircut as much as I hate it, but Jeanne is too much. What the frick happened? The character designs are all wrong. Her primary colours aren't even apparent in the new design.
I don't have a problem with the design but it's really weird that people in here keep calling her "punk", actual punk girls don't really look anything like this and it seems like a caricature of what someone *thinks* punk girls look like. most girls who are into punk and go to punk shows aren't dying their hair that kind of color nor are they walking around with bright aquatic lipstick. but i guess it fits for whatever artstyle this new game is going for
>most girls who are into punk and go to punk shows aren't dying their hair that kind of color nor are they walking around with bright aquatic lipstick
this isn't punk either lmao, that's pop / hairmetal / punk blend
so punk
it's specifically rock punk trying to cash in on Barbie
2 years ago
Anonymous
>most girls who are into punk and go to punk shows aren't dying their hair that kind of color nor are they walking around with bright aquatic lipstick
Wasn't me. Sure you understand though that the punk look is a holistic thing, and not just a set of colors added to any random hairstyle.
2 years ago
Anonymous
and she's pulling that
2 years ago
Anonymous
thats my post, none of the girls posted in this thread look like actual punk girls at all.
Yeah, the first trailer felt kinda weird but what they showed in the newer trailer definitely has me sold (surprised by the release date too).
I genuinely don't get all the bellyaching
I didn't, which is why I asked.
Anyway after today's trailer I hold out hope it's all a ruse and she'll come back to voice the character in this game as well.
I think this is going to be some alternate doomed timeline. Nintendo references the idea that there are "two bayonettas?" And I don't think they mean Viola. Could be that this timeline is the timeline where the umbra witches were never killed off by the lumen sages, and Cereza becomes much more powerful in this timeline because of it.
Viola might be from the main timeline, or another off shoot, and the main timeline Bayonetta shows up near the end of the game.
Maybe just cope but there's absolutely time travel / timeline shenanigans going on just as they have been in every Bayonetta game.
You should beg your fricking mommy that wipes the shit from your monitors every time your profoundly moronic peabrain gets triggered to buy you a rope instead of chicken nuggets so you can do something good for her for once in your life and noose yourself, and free her from the obligations of being a moron's caretaker
anon ever wonder why you get things like assistant manager or executive manager
2 years ago
Anonymous
executive managers in vidya are just names slapped on for recognition when a company decides to rape a beloved series. gotta get those bills.
2 years ago
Anonymous
You’re not answering the question
If he loves Bayonetta so much why not fully direct 3? I know he has another flop passion project he’s working on but I think Bayo 3’s success should be a much bigger priority for the company
2 years ago
Anonymous
because he's busy with another game anon
executive managers in vidya are just names slapped on for recognition when a company decides to rape a beloved series. gotta get those bills.
good thing this is a executive director, again there's a reason supervisor exists
this is as bad as thinking producers don't do shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
>because he’s busy with another game
Is someone putting a gun to his head to make it? No?
Then Kamiya not prioritizing the big game that Platinum needs to do well to survive is just autism on his part
2 years ago
Anonymous
go ask the man anon, he is autistic enough to only direct one game
it would probably bomb too, I think the only games he directed that didn't bomb are during the clover days
Probably.
I imagine the kaiju fights will be somewhat clunky, but the same could be said about the big boss fights in 1.
Ironically I expect Viola to probably have the most fun levels for most people since it doesn't look like she is strong enough at witchcraft to do the kaiju fights, so her levels will probably be more similar to bayo 1 while bayo's will be lots of bigger enemies
Haven't been interested in platinum games in about a decade if not more. Don't even care about muh sjw muh troonz muh abloobloo. Their games are just shit.
I don't get it. Everyone should be b***hing about Bayo's worst hair - the thing that's factually objective. Instead everyone complains about something as subjective as Neronetta's design.
Guys, could you help me find an old youtube video of some kid dancing the full choreo of "lets dance boys" in what looks like his parents living room?
I can't find it anymore. I only found this insanly blurry picture of the thumbnail.
This isn't a deal breaker to me. If anything, blue lipstick smears in porn is very welcome.
What pisses me off is how flat Jeanne is. They already showed red sigil, so I guess at some point Bayo1-2 cast will get in to save me from this unsightly visage.
>Ugly western dykes >UGH why are devs forcing diversity >Ugly Jap dykes >OMG that girl is so alternative that's so hot
You homosexuals such shameless hypocrites
>this entire thread
lmfao it truly is not a meme that its okay when nintendo does it. this board is infested with nintendo cuckolds. dont get me wrong i hate culture war shit but if any other publisher would show character like that this board would spam "troony" all fricking day but this is defended so hard its funny as frick and once again its nintendo.
Its japanese game published by Nintendo and thanks for proving my point with using mental gymnastics. No wonder half threads here are Black person cuckshit and seething about "snoy movie games","xpajeets" and "mustards" while defending anything nintendo does lol.
>published by Nintendo
and they didn't develop the game nor did they design the characters >mental gymnastics
how? I just presented the fact that she's not even close to how horrible western desings are >seething about "snoy movie games","xpajeets" and "mustards" while defending anything nintendo does lol. >ctrl+f all of those and the only find one result for each
kek
Everyone is getting excited for make-up and lipstick smearing porn, when all of her SFM will sadly be her futa fricking bayo. You know damn well that's we're the animators will steer her porn.
I think she would improve greatly with a better choice of colors.
Still gonna furiously jerk off to all the art of her smearing that lipstick on dicks.
>still interested in bayo3?
if they dont force me to play with anyone that isn't bayo yes
if they force me to play with anyone that isn't bayo , no
the same applies to any other franchise
Yeah she looks cute, I wonder how they'll make her feel different to play from Bayo? Maybe she can only use the one sword but it has an expanded movelist like DMC4 Nero?
This game is going to bomb. I don't give a frick about the new chick. Her looking moronic aside. I bought the game to play as the game name suggests, Bayonetta. Instead they insert a controversial female character which will take up gameplay time, while they ruined the graphics, gameplay, and possibly story. Just go back to simple roots of Bayo 1, with some of the more bombastic fights from 2 and enhance the gameplay from Bayo 1. As for the story again I don't want to frick around with scientists nor do I give a frick about this new girl's backstory which is probably your gay ass looking daughter. Just give me more horrifying biblical monsters.
More than ever. They already had me sold on kaijuu battles, now we got fricking Double Soul from Megaman.exe with the demons on top of that, multiple playable characters, and the story seems batshit insane as it should be.
I can't fricking wait to tear into it. Need to replay Bayo 1 for the hundredth time and Bayo 2 (which I haven't replayed since I first went all through it on Wii U). Thinking I'll get both of them on the Switch since it'll give me a feel going into 3.
I’m so fricking horny for art hoes. I want to frick a coked-out Tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edgy dyed bobcat bangs. Every time I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing loose wiccan minx say “yikes”, “y’all”, “big mood”, “cancelled” or “This is a bop”, I get an uncomfortable urge to run up on her and fondle her D Cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil on her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about Van Gogh and Arctic Monkeys and how David Foster Wallace fans suck and Giles Deleuze and VICE News and ‘Union Pool’ in Williamsburg and Steven Universe and Homeopathy and Saveur Magazine and taking Adderall to Pass Exams. I’m. SO. FRICKING. HORNY.
Nobody cried about Nero and as much as you might think this is “STRONG WOMEN” agenda, they deliberately make Viola look weaker both physically and emotionally than Bayonetta and Jeanne. Relax. Take some meds maybe.
Small detail about that scene. It appears that the demon Viola has a contract with is Cheshire Cat, who Cereza has a plushie of in Bayonetta 1. Does this mean Viola is some AU Cereza? Probably not. It’s cool to see that the plushie was a real demon though.
Yes, it´s japanese she is probably suppossed to be a punk girl and not a tumblrina, but if she comes as obnoxious I will just skip her scenes, it´s not as if I play games for the story anyway.
Probably not. There’s always emulation. Bayonetta 2 runs fairly well, but this game looks pretty crazy so I’d give it a year. Or just buy a Switch for less than 3/4ths the price of a graphics card this year.
They run at 60FPS stable. One of them is a 360 game and the other is a Wii U game. They both look pretty damn good for their times, and the slight upgrades on switch arent so bad. That said, if you wanna try cranking it up even further, there’s an official PC port of Bayonetta 1 that runs like ass without tweaks, and the Wii U versions of 1 and 2 emulate fine.
Is anyone gonna talk about the music? The new main theme sounds like a magical girl show opening, which honestly fits perfect with Bayo’s new look. And what I can only assume to be the credits theme... >REACHIIIIING, OUT INTO THE BLUE SKYYYYYYYYYYY
Kino. How do actual movie games manage to be less cinematic and entertaining than Platinum???
I have no oomplaints. Gameplay and framerate could be dogshit though. I was worried the game would be green blood and no nudity because of China/America
Not really, it looks like they're focusing too much on the gimmicky kaiju battles rather than the core gameplay, and both the art direction and performance look like they took a hit. I'm losing more faith in platinum with every passing day.
Let's be honest here, anyone who has played Bayo 1 at least more than one playthrough knows that this series has lost sight of its original vision with Bayo 2. Bayo 3 is just a continuation of that trend. From dumbing down gameplay additions, to the lack of flair in cutscenes, the weird characterization decisions, it's just worse overall. Now we have Bayo 3 focusing on monster fights, and it's straying even further away from the original angel designs of 1. This game will be the nail in the coffin for the Bayonetta series.
No, I hate this because it is anti Bayonetta. Bayonetta 1 and 2 took large inspirations from french fashion design while this is shitty American punk garbage.
It feels like they are from two completely different game designers
Not sure why everyone is jumping to the "Luka sees it is his daughter" conclusion. I think it is simply him realizing she is a homunculus after studying her face.
It's because she has an obvious connection to Luka, acting like him, grappling hook etc..., And then cheshire, I hope it's not that though, pretty lame If it is.
I'll play it since it's free, but it ain't looking better than Bayo 2 which was already disappointing
Free ?
He's going to pirate it, Switch games are easy to pirate.
the switch is emulatable day1
Explain why I should be mad about this
Because you've completely destroyed your mind with internet culture war shit to the point you don't actually care about video games anymore, just complaining about SJWs ruining games you won't play anyway on Ganker - Video Games
>Your mind is destroyed because you care about something other than playing videogames
Yeah it cant be that the design looks like shit and just looks like strong independent woman #1400 , must be internet culture wars
if she was instead a generic big tiddy bimbo with her breasts and ass hanging out you wouldnt give a shit. have a nice day
>generic big tiddy bimbo with her breasts and ass hanging
That's not generic. In current year that is an extremely rare character design in AAA games.
>make up crap
Smell like resetera hand written over
How do you go from Astral Chain cuties to this?
>internet culture war shit
Yeah, no way any of that would have anything to go with games. Notoriously offline, internet-disconnected, grass-touching group that game devs are.
if you had also added "reactionaries" to your post i couldve gotten my bingo of "anti/misc/ troony buzzwords"
/pol/tard seething
go suck a trany dick fricking gaytard
>just shut up and consoom goy!
Y'know, anon, maybe if this board didn't try to shit on every new game to be announced, looking for something, anything, to say, I might believe this is genuine.
It's not, though, and we both know it.
>think of the heckin billionare company nintendo's feelings! can't you just praise them??
>that's an ugly shitty design bro
>wtf uR MiNd Is LiTeRaLLy DeStRoYeD
Brain rot.
>all the seething in the replies
kek, /misc/cels seething hard ITT
Bingo
They hated him because they've been called out
yet again
You are right.
Identity politics/culture war has really ruined any proper discussion and criticism. What woke me up was funnily enough Star Wars the Last Jedi and Celeste.
I didn't like The Last Jedi. I didn't like any of nu-Star Wars but it was so stupid I cracked up laughing when Finn(My fav character in nu-SW) and Rose kissed while the base behind them exploded.
Rise of Skywalker was even more shit.
But, I was branded as a nazi etc. Because some right-wing doods complained about the movies as well. When I told someone that I just didn't like the movies, they said "Yeah but the criticism is coming from a bad place"
???
I watched my friend play Celeste and it looked like a cool game so I tried it myself and loved it.
Then I learned that it was a shit game because there was a transflag on a cutscene. I missed it completely. Anyway I talked about Celeste with people who are right-wing, I heard stuff like "Yeah I guess the gameplay is good but it is so pandering with the LGBT shit" or just that "It is indieshit". Or that I was troony because I liked the soundtrack. I later learned that the composer was trans.
I just liked a game and disliked a movie.
But I would have to like or dislike specific entertainment or media to be part of some unga bunga tribalistic political view.
I don't even believe in political compass, and if someone asks if I am left or right I usually just Stirner-post for lulz
Identity culture is cancer. Left vs Right etc. Is just a moronic distraction from self-criticism and improvement.
based and independentpilled
Picking "sides" and then believing in things because that's what your side believes is dumb. Am I not allowed to be both pro-choice and anti-trannies because they belong on opposite political sides?
what are you talking about
Read
That’s a pretty incoherent set of beliefs at the core and you’re clearly using “le independent thinker” meme as a justification to not have to consider them more deeply, but I mean, yeah at least you’re not b***hing about video game girls’ haircuts like it’s the end of the world. The most acceptable stirnerbro I’ve yet encountered.
that's not entirely the case but even if it was this side didn't start that fight
>SJW ruins games they never play
>This is fine
>Other people do the same in retaliation
>OMG, SO OBSSESED WITH CULTURE WAR! YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE VIDEO GAMES
Nice try homosexuals
>SJW ruins games they never play
>This is fine
Do tell me where I said so.
>Picking "sides" and then believing in things because that's what your side believes is dumb. Am I not allowed to be both pro-choice and anti-trannies because they belong on opposite political sides?
PMT. I'm not gonna bow down to an ideology or a group. I am me, I have always been.
I am leftist or right-wing. Tankie or Nazi. Democrat or Republican(Even when I'm not American lmao). Fencesitter, hippie, ancap, centrist. Just because I don't goosestep to your ideologys tune.
People in USA talk a lot about freedom and individualism, but chain themselves around ideological and political groups while screaming like monkies at anyone who disagrees in anything with them.
>I am me.
and you have to be 18+ to post here.
wow never seen such a hated for speaking the truth post
based anon naming all the basement dwelling morons mad beyond belief
>to the point you don't actually care about video games anymore, just complaining about SJWs ruining games you won't play anyway on
imagine playing modern vidya games though, they're genuinely mostly dogshit not worth ANY time whatsoever, if anything not playing most games these days is a sign of taste given how shit things have become even ignoring the woke shit
Damn, gottem.
the seething you're getting is pretty funny. they know who they are and can't deny how pathetic they are.
because it looks like shit like everything else in the game
unless you like eating feces, I won't judge you if that's the case
>heh, I dislike it it means its bad!
why is v filled with man children?
First time on v?
More like millionths
>ask question
>get an answer you don't like
>REEEEE
Stupid homosexual
I wasnt him you dumb morons, and what kind of answer is that?
"Oh, why they hate this"
"Oh, um, because it looks like shit, you get it?"
Wow, how fricking enlightening, thanks for telling us anon
it looks like shit
that's a fact, sorry
The game will still sell millions and be a commercial successes no matter how hard your cry over 1 characters design.
Ok, then us not buying it shouldn't bother you and you have no need to worry, right?
>sell millions
The entire Bayo franchise as a whole has barely hit 2m
but that's wrong you fricking moron.
Because we're paying for a product. If we don't like it, we won't buy it, and it's a good thing for our reasons for being dissatisfied to be out there for the devs to maybe learn from if they want to do better next time.
>Because we're paying for a product
???? what the frick, this is a nintendo game, is free you moron
how do you define "bad"
some people like eating shit, are you going to say it's BAD because you dont like it
>w-w-w-well it's bad because shit tastes bad!
wow thanks for your input
your moron brain can only make dumbest compassions ever I guess
because I'm right? why are you chuds like this? not enough parental love?
because this screams design for a different game they wanted to make but they had to make bayo so now it's a complete mess with artistic style
what used to be gothic witches action game is now some shitty zoomer punk SJW prostitute
got huge superhero w101/viewtiful sentai gaiju battle vibes with this one. feels very fisher price now, even more than 2
nmh3 feelin as well
anon bayo 1 isn't gothic, at all
Serious reason is that her design is very generic for a Platinum game, and while the team is fairly trustworthy she could easily be written in a way that leaves her feeling annoying more than anything. I'm fine with them adding a fem Nero, but I hope she's a good character in her own right. Hard to say so far from the trailer.
The reactionary reason is that she's apparently a pozzed girlboss who confirms that Platinum has died to the woke mob of "naive angels".
>Bayo’s daughter from the future is edgy and goth, but gets treated like a joke
Sounds kino
I’m a sucker for family drama and future kid stuff. It’s part of why I loved Awakening so much.
>femRobin the Catholic mother and her emo daughter
VGH!
But during the whole trailer she's treated as a piece of shit fighter that cant get shit done on her own, even hinting that she might be the BBEG monster at the end
Naive Angel is such a silly name. I love it. Why is Platinum so good at injecting a personality into every little area of a game? Even the censored mode has a cheeky little gag attached to it now.
>Naive Angel is such a silly name
it's literally NA mode. it fricking works
She has short dyed hair which means she's woke and wants to cut off your balls for being a straight white man
>because this screams design for a different game they wanted to make but they had to make bayo so now it's a complete mess with artistic style
I don't get that feeling at all. It seems like the game is going to deal with alternate timelines and so it only makes sense that the redesigns are very different and the new designs should stand out.
>what used to be gothic witches action game is now some shitty zoomer punk SJW prostitute
Ok so you're just a moron who can't destinguish between punk girls with short hair and genuine leftist homosexualry.
>game about alternate timelines focuses on a character with ugly dyed hair and piercings
Christ, the game industry is creatively bankrupt across the board.
>No ass no breasts colored hair brown female tiktok opinion
Literally worth less than a dead cats fart
LMFAO Ganker btfo
mad?
you should be horny mate
look at that blue lipstick
imagine it in rings around your wiener
thats the kind of shit western game would NEVER do
My dick is gonna be covered in blue lipstick
I never was.
Not in the slightest.
They butchered Jeanne, my wife.
And now this fricking Resetera troony is likely going to play a major role.
It's pozzed and fricked. In teh bin it goes.
>this fricking Resetera troony
A girl this hot has never posted on troonyera.
Sorry, you're right, I was speaking ahead of myself.
And if we know "what is woman?" we also know what is a "dyke".
And the red flags are everywhere with this thing, amigo.
Is she had no make-up AND no stupid pink/purple hair colors, she might have looked decent.
>And the red flags are everywhere with this thing, amigo
Yeah but not the kind you're thinking.
This face doesn't scream "dyke", it screams "snap my choker, daddy".
She cute, might facefrick later
Even more so now
Why can't any Platinum top DMC3-5?
They already did except for 3's co-op
Who? what the frick did I miss?
bayonetta new design
Oh wow, they've done a dmc. Enjoy your monkey pawed shit Nintendo nerds
He's lying, it's Viola who is Bayo's daughter or Luka's daughter (or both) from the future
How the FRICK would he recognize his future child, Viola is just other Bayonetta you moronic fricking c**t
NTA but notice how unlike the one eyed bayonetta we see in the trailer viola dosent have a beauty spot, which seems to be the one element they all share.
Alternate Bayo’s future kid
I hope this is true just so yurigays on twitter have a melty
Bayonetta canonically has a penis. Her design is based on natalie mars.
That just makes it better
Is this that thing where the girl cries from being deepthroated
kinda over the whole le cooky action game shit at this point but if its fun ill dig it.
though the frickin lifebars and little big stand giant shit is wack.
the levels lookin awwwwwfuuuly spacious
>Her face after she sucked my BWC and rimmed my butthole for hours.
There's nothing wrong with this design. You are all mindbroken.
It's so weird seeing leftists react when people stop buying their propaganda and supporting their aesthetic, you feel entitled to our money the way an incel feels entitled to a tradwife.
Go shoot up another school because you thought someone was a troony.
>He can't look at any masculine female design without seeing "leftist propaganda"
You. Are. Mindbroken. Turn off the computer. Drink water. Meditate.
/thread
even more than i expected, yes. new best girl.
It's okay when Nintendo does it
So, is she supposed to be like alternate universe version of Bayonetta?
That danger hair is a bit much though, I agree.
sex
I like the concept but I hate the colors.
Its gonna beat the everliving crap at the box office.
If she was in a western game, Ganker would collectively shit its pants about SJWs and trannies.
But it's ok when Japan does it.
The character design looks almost uniformly unappealing and the story looks like it takes itself too seriously, but if the gameplay's good I'll probably get around to playing it some day on emulator.
Yes because I like punk girls and don't see trannies in everything like some people.
Looks like 3d futa material.
she reminds me of Nero
>nintendo hardware is still 2-3 generations from being able to match these visuals at 30fps
It never ends.
who made that edit, quallity is good af for how long it took
Some based anon, who made a couple based on feedback.
I hate the swollen lips in the OP. But I do like the smeared lipstick. Would be nice if this image had it too but without the swollen lips.
uuuu
>goes from a cheap prostitute to a used cheap prostitute
and what exactly was this supposed to improve?
Perfect!
Viral marketing team. Like randy b***hford with his failing game battleborn. Look up randy pitchford rule34 battleborn if you dont understand.
rent free
Just for you anon
Sex option?
Some anon yesterday. There are 3, as far as I know.
Why does every modern female video game character have that stupid haircut?
I'm so fricking sick of it.
Is god forbid a woman with long hair sexualized too?
this character design sucks balls
frick you platinum. I mean this b***h looks like Crash's redesign girlfriend in Crash Bandicoot 4
WHAT THE FRICK
nah
>Trailer goes out of its way to show suave seductive male character flirting with her AND her being flustered by it
>/pol/eddit brainrot still cannot capture this and their overworked synapses still just fire off with "troony troony Dyke troony Dyke" despite nothing to suggest this other than her having a punk haircut
You wonder why literally nobody will ever take you morons seriously on any platform?
>/pol/
It's falseflaggers you stupid homosexual.
I hope this is not implying she's as bad as western character designs
It's another fake outrage.
Rent free, troon
>implying any western game makes a woman this attractive in terms of facial features never mind having blond hair and blue eyes
lmao
that's his daughter you sick frick
even better
*hits pipe*
that's his mom
Looks like Oyakodon’s back on the menu, boys!
The game was not on my radar until this was posted
I was thinking that might be the case but would they really do that and then show a scene like that
maybe they will say it's ok because her actual father is another universes luka
Look, if you can't see WHY in our world, current year 2022, where the PUNK SCENE HAS BEEN DEAD since... like, forever... Creating a character WITH this kind of haircut, WITH this kind of make-up AND hair color, is SYMBOLIZING troony and/or dyke... You're fricking helpless.
If you can't understand why we're saying this, it's because you can't analyze and pinpoint anything at all.
Do you even understand the world you live in, homosexual?
absolute rotten minded freak.
Arrest yourself
A reply with no arguments whatsoever.
Figured.
She's created in 2022 as an hommage to fricking Twitter dykes and trannies.
Deal with it.
She might be hetero or w/e in the actual game, her WHOLE DESIGN is a reference for butch and carpet munchers.
COPE.
If she only had short hair and no make-up or these colors, I wouldn't have said anything. But it is NOT the case.
And punk is dead, and punk in Japan is LOLZ.
rotten minded freak, have a nice day. Now.
schizo take your meds
Is it not blatant to anyone by now that it's falseflaggers?
As if the post you're replying to isn't one as well
hell, she's also very feminine in spite of that, doesn't scream about muh genders, and doesn't even have a shitty buzzcut
Wait a minute, she's shown using a grappling hook.
Yeah, I just came to Natalie mars' gaping butthole.
Is FemDonte another Bayonetta?
Viola (FemNero) is another Witch and her familiar is the Cheshire Cat. Beyond that we know almost nothing about her.
Her only demon is a possessed Cheshire plush and she has a hookshot, she's Luka and Bayonetta's daughter.
yea
They turned David Bowie into a woman... ;_;
What JJBA reference?
god imagine all the lipstick marks on your balls and butthole
>Lipstick rings showing her progress as she deepthroats you further and further.
exactly my thought
my dick overrided sense on this one
>dick
She is rimjob exclusive. She will never be touched or touch wiener. She will only pleasure men only via tonueing their anus.
also pegging will be allowed.
Pretty based tradeoff
Gimme dat Senzu lean
Would
Who will get blacked in this game?
Bayonetta again or the new girl?
FRICK YOU
>cute female punk girl
>b-bad because not muh animu princess
You deserve a rope
Well they'd hate it anyways because people inside the scene are not really aligning with /vpol/ politically
>Fight your way through the streets of Tokyo, the mountains of China, and many other locales! Along the way you’ll meet a virtual coven of Bayonettas, each more fabulous than the last.
imagine all of those bayonettas teasing you
Imagine the blowjobs.
She looks cute as hell, I have a lipstick fetish.
Frick she's hot. She looks like she gave someone the greatest throat of their life.
Yes. Can't wait for the porn. Hope someone draws her and V fricking with vergil and bayonetta watching.
wait, who is this, i'm getting conflicting information, is it jeanne or not.
it's a witch who is probably related to luka
>almost 24 hrs
>still no porn
lmao
why would anyone draw porn of a game where every character is butt ugly?
is this the latest faux outrage culture war shite? I dont quite understand what im supposed to be mad, or over the moon, depending what flavour of culture warrior you are, at
What's some good sloppy facefricking porn?
>Heavy eye makeup
>Short dyke hair
>Vivid blue lipstick
More than ever, erect penis in hand
Anyone that b***hes about the design is a massive homosexual and a half
Hey, you can't truly hate women if you still want to frick them.
yeah
Never played Bayonetta. Always heard from r/devilmaycry that it's not worth playing after DMC V but I've seen a surprising amount of hype here. What's the appeal?
>Always heard from r/devilmaycry that it's not worth playing after DMC V
Splendid bait. I giggled and stole a beautiful react pic from
Thank you.
Now to be serious, Bayonetta has no appeal unless you have a weak spot for mistresses with glasses.
As long as the new character is fun to play idgaf, bayo was always mad cringe but that was what made it great. This is just a new type of cringe. I kneel.
Nintendogays lost to everyone else
there are DMC games on Switch...
>there are DMC games on Switch...
And they sold like shit.
Tendies only buy toddler shovelware.
>source: my ass
moron
anon it has been published many times that third parties thrived in switch so you're the only one believing otherwise
source?
see you later in the famitsu thread anon
you mean the threads that show that games sell better on ps4, despite switch having over 3 times more owners in japan?
lmao
yes I'm waiting for you to get your ass handed again, eric 🙂
The DMC ports sold great for games sold piecemeal at $20 each, even DMC2 was in the Eshop top ten the week it released.
>INB4 I-It doesn't count
I will never understand how DMC fans were ok with this. THe last good DMC with nice art direction was 4.
5 looks fricking great, and I will die on that hill.
bait
so the nips are going full woke mode now?
Kek can't wait for all the seething homosexuals when this game flops.
should've waited for the famitsu thread to post that, anon
Nothing in the Switch flops aside form TMS #FE and Sushi Strikers.
imagine the facefrick
>You are now aware that Bayonetta is made by a Japanese company
>Russian Bayo will be the Japanese Russian image: Tall, Snowy pale, Platinum Blonde, Icy blue eyes and an adorable Kuudere
Oh God… perfection…
>Still interested in Bayo3?
After seeing that thing in the OP? NO
Ill just get the Bayo1 physical only and wait for Bayo3 price to go down or buy a used one
what is your opinion on Chink Bayonetta
very sexy
has an eyepatch on her right and and a mole on the opposite side. might be the right eye of the world instead of left eye of the world.
well she is wearing Balder's eyewear
Facial scars make my peepee the big peepee.
don't care if she's a dyke or twitter prostitute or whatever
can't wait to see her get deep throated while leaving blue trails on the dick
bouquetman has money delivered to him
she honestly reminds me more of nu harleyquinn than a troony
built for rimming men
ITT: Obvious sony sissies still mad Bayo became a nintendo exclusive
You need to get over it already
Speaking of Nintendo, I'm shocked they haven't showed off any Nintendo character costumes yet. They're for sure in since both 1 and 2 had them, wonder if we'll get any new ones like Inkling or Pyra.
Looks like a crackprostitute. Who is this design appealing to
twitter
no on talks about actual gameplay anymore. why?
What’s there to talk about it?
It looks like Bayo 2.5, maybe the new summoning gimmick or Viola will be fun but we can’t be sure without actually playing them
Either way if you’re a purist for Bayo 1 you’ll probably dislike the new combat
ITS
OK
WHEN
I've been waiting too long. I don't expect it to come anywhere close to the first game but I still want to play it.
I want her to kiss me on the lips (romantically).
I want to kiss her on the lips after she sucked dozen wieners
Well, she's my waifu so if you want you can kiss her after she has sucked my dick
the design is stupid but so was the black kid’s design in 2 lmao
>black
das rite you got a problem with that, whyt boi?
>we'll get kaiju Rodin for 3
If this design was in a western games, all the drones in here would be crying about it
she'd be uglier and more obnoxious
if she was designed in a western game, she'd have a shitty haircut, troony highlights, an even uglier face, and would reject feminity
>hair is literally dyed in troony colors
>a-at least this dyke looks 5% feminine! Japan wins again!
kek
You don't own pastels commie.
Are you that desperate for (you)s or are you just plain moronic?
ywnbaw
Why do Nintendo fans have double standards when it comes to poorly designed characters? I also notice they tend to make moronic edits to sexualize them more and be forcefully accepted.
What a gross double standard.
Death of gamers is the best timeline
Now post the cum edit
Giver her a Steven Carlson body and I'd suck her off just as good as any other.
>New playable character is an aggressive punk chick while Bayonetta now has new mechanic where she control summons on the field
Really makes you think.
>NOOOOOOOOO WHY DO YOU WANT TO FRICK HER FACE YOU HAVE TO BE MAD ABOUT HER DESIGN LIKE I AM
Keep seething while the coomerbros keep winning
i hope bulgingsenpai or such makes good use of the model.
>tags: facefrick
>that cool wine aunt aesthetic
We still pretand she is ugly or i can finally say how much i will coom to her porn?
Go ahead little anime girl. You have the floor
Her face after I'm down facefricking her.
Of course. Lips are extra soft and warm after a blowjob.
THAT'S MY PROM DATE, YOU PIECES OF SHIT
surprised they didnt give her the ol' side cut
why would she? the design actually knows what punk is
Thank god, i don't mind short hair but the sidecut has ruined so many designs i would have liked otherwise.
Congrats, you just realized that Viola is "punk done right", and not just a hollow caricature like all the others.
No and viral marketing will not make me interested in it either.
She looks like a character from Injustice, why is Japan now obsessed with the uglified hyper-realism present in Western games?
Harley actually has an ass.
True but you get the point
She looks like Frost in MK11
Maybe if we put the makeup on.
You've only posted this in every thread and made multiple of your own, nobody cares about your fake seething about wokeness to generate reverse outrage.
You will never be a woman and you'll die with an infected wound between your legs, pretending to be put upon will never make anybody like you.
how is the face on the right "woke"?
Finally someone posted it, thanks anon
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/21706125
He should recreate this video once they've ripped her 3d model.
HOLY!
Oh no no no, retrobros…
https://www.sankakucomplex.com/2022/07/05/capcom-fighting-collection-censors-sexy-secret-ending/
You people need to eat grass
I'm mad about what they've done to Jeanne and Bayo. I could kind of get behind Bayo, despite the new voice actor and the new haircut as much as I hate it, but Jeanne is too much. What the frick happened? The character designs are all wrong. Her primary colours aren't even apparent in the new design.
You could tell me that was some NPC in no more heroes 3 and i would believe it.
kek I was just about to say this
This reminds me of how Kimmy was redesigned
The NMH3 NPCs had super fat asses though
Reminder 1/2 jeanne canonically pads her chest because in ghost form in 2 she's completely fricking flat like 3 jeanne
Agreed completely. Is Kamiya even working on this game?
no
>glasses causes a parting of her hair at the shoulders
Now just make her lower lashes dark and smokey and we're really in business.
I didn't realize this was even her at first. I think I hate it. Everyone else looks ok though.
wow she looks like a troony now
Jeanne got a mastectomy?
No, she's always been fricking flat. You can tell during the times her soul is out of her body.
BANG BANG BANG YOU'LL NEVER BE A WOMAN
I don't have a problem with the design but it's really weird that people in here keep calling her "punk", actual punk girls don't really look anything like this and it seems like a caricature of what someone *thinks* punk girls look like. most girls who are into punk and go to punk shows aren't dying their hair that kind of color nor are they walking around with bright aquatic lipstick. but i guess it fits for whatever artstyle this new game is going for
they do in japanese media
Where are the pixie cuts?
your argument is about highlights and lipstick
Whose?
>most girls who are into punk and go to punk shows aren't dying their hair that kind of color nor are they walking around with bright aquatic lipstick
so punk
it's specifically rock punk trying to cash in on Barbie
>most girls who are into punk and go to punk shows aren't dying their hair that kind of color nor are they walking around with bright aquatic lipstick
Wasn't me. Sure you understand though that the punk look is a holistic thing, and not just a set of colors added to any random hairstyle.
and she's pulling that
thats my post, none of the girls posted in this thread look like actual punk girls at all.
>30 year old tv show
again, this isn't what actual current day punk girls look like and that goes for Japan too
yes? what if they're from the 80's? bayo's style isn't even modern since she's going for the 50's look before
>that goes for Japan too
Japan is 30 years behind in culture vs the rest of the world, anon
gotta love the floof
this isn't punk either lmao, that's pop / hairmetal / punk blend
Yeah, the first trailer felt kinda weird but what they showed in the newer trailer definitely has me sold (surprised by the release date too).
I genuinely don't get all the bellyaching
they changed the VA because she didn't kowtow to woke ideology so frick this game
Is that actually why? I figured it would have been because of sequel bonuses because she was part of an actors union or something.
>trusting on whatever shit is posted in Ganker
I didn't, which is why I asked.
Anyway after today's trailer I hold out hope it's all a ruse and she'll come back to voice the character in this game as well.
I think this is going to be some alternate doomed timeline. Nintendo references the idea that there are "two bayonettas?" And I don't think they mean Viola. Could be that this timeline is the timeline where the umbra witches were never killed off by the lumen sages, and Cereza becomes much more powerful in this timeline because of it.
Viola might be from the main timeline, or another off shoot, and the main timeline Bayonetta shows up near the end of the game.
Maybe just cope but there's absolutely time travel / timeline shenanigans going on just as they have been in every Bayonetta game.
>pink
>white
>blue
hmm where have I seen these colours before? This is fricking blatant.
Bayonetta is a dog shit game series. I haven't been interested since i played 1.
t. jrpg player
t. i played more action games than you ever will including Bayonetta to higher degree than you.
I can ruin her.
absolutely every dsign looks like shit
bayo
jeanne
rodin
the demons
whatever the frick the enemies are supposed to be
if anything, the punk is one of the better looking designs since it's its own thing rather than a downgrade
BE EXCITED FOR PRODUCT
NEVER COMPLAIN ABOUT PRODUCT
SHAME OTHERS FOR DISRESPECTING PRODUCT
>DON'T LIKE THING I DON'T LIKE
Viral marketing thread
Is there any chance that Bayo 3 will be better than 2 gameplay wise?
yes?
no. Progressivism has infected Japan. It is always a cover for an inferior product
Were you born clinically moronic or did you give yourself brain damage to get this stupid
Cope Black person. Companies don't care about gay aids pride or Black person worship. They just use people like you to defend their lazy games
You should have a nice day now
You should go back to Resetera
You should beg your fricking mommy that wipes the shit from your monitors every time your profoundly moronic peabrain gets triggered to buy you a rope instead of chicken nuggets so you can do something good for her for once in your life and noose yourself, and free her from the obligations of being a moron's caretaker
Seethe lmao
have a nice day
It looks like it's trying to completely change the gameplay instead of just being 1 but worse so I have some hope.
Kamiya himself mentioned the flaws in 2's design, so likely yes.
Is he working on 3?
Kamiya is co-directing and overseeing the entire production unlike with Bayo 2
>Kamiya is co-directing
No, he's not. We have the actual credits already. Why are you lying?
executive director is still a bigger chair than supervisor anon
Why not just commit and become the full director instead of half assing his involvement?
anon ever wonder why you get things like assistant manager or executive manager
executive managers in vidya are just names slapped on for recognition when a company decides to rape a beloved series. gotta get those bills.
You’re not answering the question
If he loves Bayonetta so much why not fully direct 3? I know he has another flop passion project he’s working on but I think Bayo 3’s success should be a much bigger priority for the company
because he's busy with another game anon
good thing this is a executive director, again there's a reason supervisor exists
this is as bad as thinking producers don't do shit
>because he’s busy with another game
Is someone putting a gun to his head to make it? No?
Then Kamiya not prioritizing the big game that Platinum needs to do well to survive is just autism on his part
go ask the man anon, he is autistic enough to only direct one game
it would probably bomb too, I think the only games he directed that didn't bomb are during the clover days
Probably.
I imagine the kaiju fights will be somewhat clunky, but the same could be said about the big boss fights in 1.
Ironically I expect Viola to probably have the most fun levels for most people since it doesn't look like she is strong enough at witchcraft to do the kaiju fights, so her levels will probably be more similar to bayo 1 while bayo's will be lots of bigger enemies
>wait a minute… the new bayonetta… HAS LESBIANS IN IT??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PREORDER REFUNDED
oh honey. we know you didn’t play the first two. you don’t have to announce it LMAO.
Buns stop shitposting on Ganker and release your next video.
She looks like she needs rape correction, maybe some Daddy roleplay in there as well
she looks like she needs to gag on my dick and ream my butthole with her tongue as punishment
Haven't been interested in platinum games in about a decade if not more. Don't even care about muh sjw muh troonz muh abloobloo. Their games are just shit.
At least they didn't ruin Jeanne's design.
wtf are you smoking
Jeanne's ruined forever
Good fricking god
Hot
She looks like turbo bawd
this design looks like shit and the fact that shills immediately started spamming fetish stuff to try to change people's mind about it is pathetic.
She looks like she would give mean sloppy BJ
10/10 in my book but that's a given since I'm not a fricking gaylord
>Contributing to the nazi genocide
Absolutely 🙂
I want to cum on her face
Where the frick is the porn
Why wouldn't I be interested in a free game?
I'm not interested in Bayo3 due to Nintendo exclusivity and because they've dared to change Bayonetta's hair.
I don't get it. Everyone should be b***hing about Bayo's worst hair - the thing that's factually objective. Instead everyone complains about something as subjective as Neronetta's design.
Guys, could you help me find an old youtube video of some kid dancing the full choreo of "lets dance boys" in what looks like his parents living room?
I can't find it anymore. I only found this insanly blurry picture of the thumbnail.
Every fricking time
>Every fricking ti-ACK
Needs heart eyes and stray pubes.
It is always okay when japan does it. always.
I've already reserved the special edition
This isn't a deal breaker to me. If anything, blue lipstick smears in porn is very welcome.
What pisses me off is how flat Jeanne is. They already showed red sigil, so I guess at some point Bayo1-2 cast will get in to save me from this unsightly visage.
>Ugly western dykes
>UGH why are devs forcing diversity
>Ugly Jap dykes
>OMG that girl is so alternative that's so hot
You homosexuals such shameless hypocrites
your pic: ugly
op: cute
it is not that hard, isn't?
>op: cute
nintendo cuck are subhumans.
>doesn't use a mohawk
>isn't the stereotyped screaming feminist
I think you're just moronic anon
>this entire thread
lmfao it truly is not a meme that its okay when nintendo does it. this board is infested with nintendo cuckolds. dont get me wrong i hate culture war shit but if any other publisher would show character like that this board would spam "troony" all fricking day but this is defended so hard its funny as frick and once again its nintendo.
but nintendo didn't even develop this game. hell her design isn't even close to most western designs like pic related
Its japanese game published by Nintendo and thanks for proving my point with using mental gymnastics. No wonder half threads here are Black person cuckshit and seething about "snoy movie games","xpajeets" and "mustards" while defending anything nintendo does lol.
>published by Nintendo
and they didn't develop the game nor did they design the characters
>mental gymnastics
how? I just presented the fact that she's not even close to how horrible western desings are
>seething about "snoy movie games","xpajeets" and "mustards" while defending anything nintendo does lol.
>ctrl+f all of those and the only find one result for each
kek
OP and that are pretty much the same except Viola has a hank hill ass.
>OP and that are pretty much the same
how so?
She's dancing like that brazillian dancing dog gif.
Nice to see another Ganker meltdown over hair.
Imagine being such a secondary that you’re upset a Bayonetta character looks like a lesbian
>looks like a lesbian
Anon, lesbians don't look like that. She look like she goubling dicks on a daily basis
some lesbians do that
what is her location
Blue hair liberal… literally
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I'M SO ANGRYYYYYYYYYYY
i want her to destroy me. i cant believe she went from “annoying girl from twilight” to this. god DAMN.
YIKES
Imagine, this is like MGS2 : You only play Bayo for the 15 first minutes, then you spend the whole rest of the game with Twitterina.
Everyone is getting excited for make-up and lipstick smearing porn, when all of her SFM will sadly be her futa fricking bayo. You know damn well that's we're the animators will steer her porn.
full vr motion-capture facescan facefricking.
made for sloppy facefricks
Luv me country
Luv me mashed potates
Luv Bayo
Gonna play it
Simple as
I think she would improve greatly with a better choice of colors.
Still gonna furiously jerk off to all the art of her smearing that lipstick on dicks.
God I love makeup bawds.
>still interested in bayo3?
if they dont force me to play with anyone that isn't bayo yes
if they force me to play with anyone that isn't bayo , no
the same applies to any other franchise
>westoids genuinely think that;s pretty
that's a man. an extremely ugly man.
Even more now.
ID BREED WITH HER PUSSY AND butthole AND MOUTH AND BEAT THE PREGNANCY OUT OF HER BELLY WITH THESE TWO FISTS AFTERWARD
Yeah she looks cute, I wonder how they'll make her feel different to play from Bayo? Maybe she can only use the one sword but it has an expanded movelist like DMC4 Nero?
Based but i'll have to see how the summons actually work in gameplay, not too excited about them but i'll give it a chance
yeah
This game is going to bomb. I don't give a frick about the new chick. Her looking moronic aside. I bought the game to play as the game name suggests, Bayonetta. Instead they insert a controversial female character which will take up gameplay time, while they ruined the graphics, gameplay, and possibly story. Just go back to simple roots of Bayo 1, with some of the more bombastic fights from 2 and enhance the gameplay from Bayo 1. As for the story again I don't want to frick around with scientists nor do I give a frick about this new girl's backstory which is probably your gay ass looking daughter. Just give me more horrifying biblical monsters.
It's a familiar franchise on a Nintendo console
There is literally no feasible way for it to bomb even if it is bad
Look at Bayo 2’s sales and say that again
>inb4 le Wii U only cope
The Switch rerelease didn’t do well either
More than ever. They already had me sold on kaijuu battles, now we got fricking Double Soul from Megaman.exe with the demons on top of that, multiple playable characters, and the story seems batshit insane as it should be.
I can't fricking wait to tear into it. Need to replay Bayo 1 for the hundredth time and Bayo 2 (which I haven't replayed since I first went all through it on Wii U). Thinking I'll get both of them on the Switch since it'll give me a feel going into 3.
she is so hot, i want to sex
Fake thread
Is that a bad deepfake of Taylor Swift?
you know if you make the jaw bigger it looks more like a troony right?
Now she looks like a Karen
Not fat and wrinkly enough.
Looks fricking awful
YWNBARW
I watched the trailer and I loved everything I saw
The sjw switch is great
I can't wait
Why should this "lesbian got rape correction" look deter me from buying the game?
This. Lesbians are extremely weak to anal.
Lesbian anal with a strap on maybe
The strap on does not feel the same as a real dick inside them, and you know it.
Statistics say it feels better
is this the "Viola" character? resetera (resourceful gaming website) is calling someone called Viola a great design
is this the "bait" post? homosexuals (worthless shitposting morons) are calling these high quality posts
Yup, as long as she gets a nice mindbreak treatment
>Discord trying to stir shit
>Everyone thinking about blue lipstick on their pp.
You lost already.
please don't groom kids on discord troon
>reading comprehension
dial8
No really. You are arguing the opposite of what you think.
She "is" Dante's and Lady's daughter
extremely hyped
Nice to see an actual punk girl again
or did you morons think this was some sjw poster girl?
It is woke and I will not elaborate
Sneethe
I’m so fricking horny for art hoes. I want to frick a coked-out Tumblr hipster DIY aesthetic astrology thot in her lip gloss DSL mouth. I want to cum all over a girl with thick frame glasses and edgy dyed bobcat bangs. Every time I hear a THICK, waist-high-jean-clad braindead choker-wearing loose wiccan minx say “yikes”, “y’all”, “big mood”, “cancelled” or “This is a bop”, I get an uncomfortable urge to run up on her and fondle her D Cups and sweaty fat thighs. I want to pour my white olive oil on her contoured cheeks and neotenous faces and rhinoplastized nose. I want to finger an art hoe through her jean overalls while pretending to be interested as she talks about Van Gogh and Arctic Monkeys and how David Foster Wallace fans suck and Giles Deleuze and VICE News and ‘Union Pool’ in Williamsburg and Steven Universe and Homeopathy and Saveur Magazine and taking Adderall to Pass Exams. I’m. SO. FRICKING. HORNY.
Nobody cried about Nero and as much as you might think this is “STRONG WOMEN” agenda, they deliberately make Viola look weaker both physically and emotionally than Bayonetta and Jeanne. Relax. Take some meds maybe.
Did people just not see the scene where she falls flat on her face and eats shit at the end of the trailer while Bayo just looks on and sighs?
I guess they saw the release date and immediately stopped watching.
Small detail about that scene. It appears that the demon Viola has a contract with is Cheshire Cat, who Cereza has a plushie of in Bayonetta 1. Does this mean Viola is some AU Cereza? Probably not. It’s cool to see that the plushie was a real demon though.
The assumption is she's Luka's daughter or something, hence the Cheshire connection.
This makes more sense than her being Luka's daughter IMO, her connection with Luka is that he left a strong impression on her and that's that.
If it really is Luka’s daughter, who did he get with??? It couldn’t be Bayo or Jeanne.
I really have no idea, but I can't say I like the idea of that being Bayonetta's daughter
She's also asked Bayonetta, "Is it him?". Make of that what you will.
And what did you make of that?
That Bayonetta at some point did sleep with Luka, and it made twitter cry in anguish.
Sounds like a massive stretch
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/punk/start/2022-07-13/page/1/
https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/lipstick/start/2022-07-13
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Yes, it´s japanese she is probably suppossed to be a punk girl and not a tumblrina, but if she comes as obnoxious I will just skip her scenes, it´s not as if I play games for the story anyway.
So will this ever release on pc?
Probably not. There’s always emulation. Bayonetta 2 runs fairly well, but this game looks pretty crazy so I’d give it a year. Or just buy a Switch for less than 3/4ths the price of a graphics card this year.
all switch games are on PC 🙂
>playing in a manner the developers didnt design the game around
sorry, but you didnt beat the game
and?
As long as you recognize that and don't try to join discussions on the game, its perfectly fine. Enjoy your fangame.
sucks for you because I will join them and you will be none the wiser. dil8
You're only fooling yourself, "chad"
only fool here is the one with brand loyalty, spazbro.
Nothing to do with brand loyalty, its about getting the experience the developer's designed the game in mind with, rather than some cheap imitation.
handhelds are for gays and children so I'm good.
>TTGL
gross
yes I'm not a girl, only trash watch babbies first mecha
t.
stop posting your own picture anon
>anti christian feminist witches da game
Nah I'm okay thanks.
How do bayo 1 and 2 run on switch? Should i just play bayo 1 on pc?
They run at 60FPS stable. One of them is a 360 game and the other is a Wii U game. They both look pretty damn good for their times, and the slight upgrades on switch arent so bad. That said, if you wanna try cranking it up even further, there’s an official PC port of Bayonetta 1 that runs like ass without tweaks, and the Wii U versions of 1 and 2 emulate fine.
>aren’t so bad
I meant aren’t HALF bad. Frick me.
God I want to facefrick her so hard that he will die with my cum into her throat.
is this from a new facial abuse video
No. It's from an upcoming facial abuse video.
Is anyone gonna talk about the music? The new main theme sounds like a magical girl show opening, which honestly fits perfect with Bayo’s new look. And what I can only assume to be the credits theme...
>REACHIIIIING, OUT INTO THE BLUE SKYYYYYYYYYYY
Kino. How do actual movie games manage to be less cinematic and entertaining than Platinum???
Is that the facial abuse DLC?
I have no oomplaints. Gameplay and framerate could be dogshit though. I was worried the game would be green blood and no nudity because of China/America
Not really, it looks like they're focusing too much on the gimmicky kaiju battles rather than the core gameplay, and both the art direction and performance look like they took a hit. I'm losing more faith in platinum with every passing day.
>losing more faith in platinum with every passing day.
They really have produced a series of frickups after Bayo 2.
The kaiju battles make it feel like Demonbane. Which I like. But who knows if they can actually pull it off well.
>amerimutt character
literally dropped
She's white, so I'll accept that.
>That's white in america
Talking about doubling down.
name a non white feature aside from punkish-aesthetics and I'll burn a flag for you.
>he doesn't know what a white woman is supposed to look like
damn this is getting sadder by the min
>can't enlighten me
d'aww
I want her to spit in my mouth
Made for rimming me
>dat lipstick
my dick twitched
She looks like she gives only the sloppiest of the blowjobs
Did she get facefricked until she cried?
She looks like she gets fricks chuds
Let's be honest here, anyone who has played Bayo 1 at least more than one playthrough knows that this series has lost sight of its original vision with Bayo 2. Bayo 3 is just a continuation of that trend. From dumbing down gameplay additions, to the lack of flair in cutscenes, the weird characterization decisions, it's just worse overall. Now we have Bayo 3 focusing on monster fights, and it's straying even further away from the original angel designs of 1. This game will be the nail in the coffin for the Bayonetta series.
With PS3 graphics on top of it, that's the price of being a Nintendo exclusive.
Bayo1 was just DMC3 but with dodge offset instead of jump canceling.
>Kaiju battles
>Split soul battling like Astral Chain
>Normal Bayo combat is still there
It will literally be Platinum’s best game gameplay wise.
Didn't the creator say that Bayonetta would never frick Luka already?
kamiya hasn't worked on bayo since the first one just like DMC
>trans white, blue and pink hair
Not even hiding it
No, I hate this because it is anti Bayonetta. Bayonetta 1 and 2 took large inspirations from french fashion design while this is shitty American punk garbage.
It feels like they are from two completely different game designers
"I know literally nothing about fashion and I'm about to make that everyone else's problem"
WHOA. DIFFERENT CHARACTERS WEAR DIFFERENT STYLES OF CLOTHES? This is unacceptable...
What the frick is up with these homosexuals nowadays giving women that moronic short lesbian haircut?
The overused shit is a shaved sidecut.
This is a proper pixie cut and is based.
Yes
I just hate the hairstyle. Have a wild ponytail and I'm okay with her.
Made for sloppy head with slapping and calling her worthless.
Not sure why everyone is jumping to the "Luka sees it is his daughter" conclusion. I think it is simply him realizing she is a homunculus after studying her face.
It's because she has an obvious connection to Luka, acting like him, grappling hook etc..., And then cheshire, I hope it's not that though, pretty lame If it is.
>It's ok when nintendo does it
I could only image the 200 threads a day if this design was in a new Sony game.
Never was, Bayonetta 1 and MGR are the only good games platinum has released
yup, buying day one. you guys always have shit taste.