I don't know honestly. Sometimes it's the worst garbage i've ever played, sometimes it's really good.
Act 2 being full of dykes and trannies really ruined it for me, even though i was loving all the Silent Hill vibes so far. I'm still not warming up to the companions, only decent one is Lae'zel, i was hoping the other ones would change a little over time but they didn't, they are still the same boring gross mary sues.
I just got to Baldur's gate city and i'm really excited to explore it, hope the lower districts are not as disappointing as the entrance which is basically just a big linear bridge.
And I still can't decide who to make for regular Tav. Dark Urge is amazing, I really love playing a Bhaalspawn, but Dark Urge SHOULD be a Dragonborn so it feels bad to play as a human.
Also I really wanna play as Canon Tav but he's too skinny and ugly
>he actually takes farquaads opinions on things seriously
after all his various delusional (actual) schizophrenic episodes do people genuinely trust this Black folk thoughts on anything?
I missed out on his sidequest, unfortunately. Never really used him, so I didn't know he wanted to talk to that goblin before going scorched earth on the fort. Wanted to frick his demon lady with my dick bard. 🙁
>If you want a party member to be able to see invisible units, you absolutely should insert Volo’s Ersatz Eye. There’s no downside, other than having to watch a gnarly operation scene. If you’re a little bit squeamish, you can skip it, but it’s up to you.
I outplayed you without even knowing about the game.
on the second ethel encounter she has a kid in her belly that you have to save but if you kill ethel you fail the mission and basically im stuck and idk what to do
I only like actually evil women. Not moronic Disney evil step mother women that the Japanese and lots of western fantasy does. I want a woman who is actually evil. Like someone who tortures people for fun daily and just kills kids for a laugh. That's evil. Evil in most other shit is like "Uhhh she did some nondescript thing that was totally bad...oh and she is hot...no details, sorry"
No, not some "hehe they commanded others to do X" shit. I mean an assassin or someone who is basically a warlord. All kills must be grisly and done by their hand directly.
He does, but in his own sick way. Mindflayers are narcisists and unironically believe they are the superior race so of course he wants to turn you into one, but he still has the good of the world in his mind and he still wants to help you.
I never saw this character since I killed the black Black person when i slaughtered the druids
Fine, i'll like evil men instead. Femoids are gross.
How you liking the game Farquaad?
I don't know honestly. Sometimes it's the worst garbage i've ever played, sometimes it's really good.
Act 2 being full of dykes and trannies really ruined it for me, even though i was loving all the Silent Hill vibes so far. I'm still not warming up to the companions, only decent one is Lae'zel, i was hoping the other ones would change a little over time but they didn't, they are still the same boring gross mary sues.
I just got to Baldur's gate city and i'm really excited to explore it, hope the lower districts are not as disappointing as the entrance which is basically just a big linear bridge.
And I still can't decide who to make for regular Tav. Dark Urge is amazing, I really love playing a Bhaalspawn, but Dark Urge SHOULD be a Dragonborn so it feels bad to play as a human.
Also I really wanna play as Canon Tav but he's too skinny and ugly
>Larian game shits the bed after Act 1 again
lol glad I didn't buy this
>he actually takes farquaads opinions on things seriously
after all his various delusional (actual) schizophrenic episodes do people genuinely trust this Black folk thoughts on anything?
So larian games aren't frontloaded? Neither DOS 1 nor 2 had stacked act 1 and massive drop in quality afterwards?
I'm talking more about the fact he calls every woman a troony but less in a brainrotted Ganker way and more in an actual delusional schizophrenic way.
Act 2 is the best
>Buck breaks Wyll
>Frick you
Larian are chuds
I never recruited Wyll since he's black, but do you really get to frick the succubus?
Yes. In act 3.
I missed out on his sidequest, unfortunately. Never really used him, so I didn't know he wanted to talk to that goblin before going scorched earth on the fort. Wanted to frick his demon lady with my dick bard. 🙁
Stop making them so sexy
I'm guessing you have to be evil to frick this b***h
>pancake breasts
>this is supposed to be an irresistible succubus
most tame succubus ive ever seen in a video game. incredible lame
It's a western game, that's the best it gets.
touristoid
How do I get a cute, fiercely loyal, EVIL* succubus wife like Xana?
She's more business-type than sex-type.
She's not a succubus she's a Cambion. The child of a human with a devil.
and you're a Black person.
the child of a human with a monkey.
She's literally not a succubus
She's a much worse thing, god forbid me for even uttering it but she's a r*le-lawyer
that's a Cambion rape baby. not the real thing
>can't frick a single dwarf woman in the whole game
Well you posted a shit one so that's easy.
I put all my party in their camp clothes since they look better than armor.
Can I kill the bugbear boss and all of the goblinoids in the fort if Minthara already left for the grove and still attack thieflings with her?
Well??
Probably.
>allow Volo to lobotomize you
>get perma detect invisibility with no penalty
Thanks, moron.
How is he still alive btw?
>with no penalty
Wait what the frick, it doesn't frick you over later on?
Uh anon? If Volo performs surgery on you, you can NEVER make a critical hit ever again.
>you can NEVER make a critical hit ever again.
No, it doesn't say that anywhere.
Thats only if you dont have an eyeball, you can crit just fine with it installed.
>If you want a party member to be able to see invisible units, you absolutely should insert Volo’s Ersatz Eye. There’s no downside, other than having to watch a gnarly operation scene. If you’re a little bit squeamish, you can skip it, but it’s up to you.
I outplayed you without even knowing about the game.
why the frick do people keep making gifs
Why are there no attractive females in BG3?
I don't understand.
Is it appropriate for tolerant person to openly admit that you like butts, or any other specific part? Just wondering
how tf do i kill auntie ethel without killing the kid ?
Kid?
on the second ethel encounter she has a kid in her belly that you have to save but if you kill ethel you fail the mission and basically im stuck and idk what to do
How about you stop barging into a fricking lair of a magical monster and try stealth for once
waaaahhhh but thats so boooorinngggg
What? What about woman who wants to resurrect her husband?
'No'
She's Mid.
https://www.twitch.tv/alkaizerx/clip/OddSuavePeppermintBloodTrail-VbryQsuzncqYXCuh
I only like actually evil women. Not moronic Disney evil step mother women that the Japanese and lots of western fantasy does. I want a woman who is actually evil. Like someone who tortures people for fun daily and just kills kids for a laugh. That's evil. Evil in most other shit is like "Uhhh she did some nondescript thing that was totally bad...oh and she is hot...no details, sorry"
No, not some "hehe they commanded others to do X" shit. I mean an assassin or someone who is basically a warlord. All kills must be grisly and done by their hand directly.
Every female goblin in the game
There's no fricking way the guardian is actually good and cares about you, right
He does, but in his own sick way. Mindflayers are narcisists and unironically believe they are the superior race so of course he wants to turn you into one, but he still has the good of the world in his mind and he still wants to help you.